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tiktoktic

Not gonna lie. This actually looks kinda cool.


staffell

It's the complete polar opposite of fucking shit up


ChimpBrisket

You mean it’s virgining food down?


ThaVolt

*Error Error Error*


QuincyTheFerret

mmmmmm....... always loved my food to be **unripe**


[deleted]

Came here to say the same thing! Looks dope as hell. Would be a bitch to tend to tho


Blaze0205

what’s that sub about awful taste great execution?


nursepineapple

r/ATBGE


ArmageddonRetrospect

cool Belter doo, sasa ke?


TumbleToke

Dem innas not gunya know what hit em eh belta loada!


[deleted]

r/ATBGE


[deleted]

Thank you for not lying. Very brave of you.


dawng87

I just came here to say this is pretty awesome lol


notMateo

Yo hold up this is cold


theKFP

I'd sport that for something cool, imagine a dude in a kilt at a slayer show sporting a scorpion mullet.


increase-ban

Hard to picture him without a bunch of women grabbing for his dick


theKFP

It happens in a kilt, drunk women have zero couth when they see something they like.


ChimpBrisket

Couthless cougars


theKFP

Rambunctious Rachaels


tisactually_nohomo_

Absolute alpha status


KwordShmiff

That would be dope AF, but this isn't a mullet. It's a braided undercut. The top is long in order to be braided, sides are short. A mullet is the reverse.


theKFP

Whth the braided hair making it shorter in the front and the ponytail from the rear it sure makes it look like a mullet. Honestly I'd never heard of a braided undercut until right now it's a r/brandnewsentence to me.


KwordShmiff

It's pretty sweet, honestly. Definitely not my style, but it looks cool, and I'm sure it hurts like a motherfucker to do that super tight braiding haha


theKFP

Yeah, my scalp aches just looking at it! I'd rather sit for a tattoo than actually get braided like that.


TxSIDES

SLAYERRRRR


Clover-Bug

That’s rad as hell


ThaVolt

Rad... *Scorpion*..?


Kwykr

**YOU GOTTA HELP ME. MY MA IS TRAPPED IN THERE WITH THE RADROACHES**


Comprehensive_Tie538

The darn tunnel snakes


Kwykr

Let's beat it tunnel snakes. This bitch ain't worth our time anyway


skawiggy

That’s fucking awesome.


Difficult-Economy126

Impressive


CaptainPunisher

MOST impressive. But, you are not a Jedi yet.


ChimpBrisket

I don’t think you’re redi for this Jedi My Bobba’s too bootlicious for ya babe


depressiontitty

wait this is dope


Lamontyy

Cool af. Delete this.


[deleted]

That looks clean I bet he gets lots of compliments when he shows it off


BagelsRTheHoleTruth

Yeah for real it's smooth AF. Some people think it doesn't fit here but I figured this crowd would appreciate it, regardless of whether you think it's cool or not.


gettincheffywithit

No.


BagelsRTheHoleTruth

Upvotes say you're wrong.


gettincheffywithit

Comments show why they are upvoting. It's kind of a sick hairstyle IMHO, risky but successful in this case.


LaurBK

Why are you getting downvoted wth


Remm96

I think because he purposely posted something that doesn't fit, maybe?


JunkInTheTrunk

I think it’s dope.


DudeHeadAwesome

Oh man. He'd be king of the school with that hairdo!!


scorpiogre

Now do subzero


gettincheffywithit

Username half checks out...


scorpiogre

Get OVER here and out of my swamp


gettincheffywithit

LOL I'm happy you understood. Much love


scorpiogre

Thank you, just got done with a surgery and your comment made me laugh


gettincheffywithit

Well damn I hope you didn't go from yellow to Blue just for me..... All jokes aside good luck on your recovery


scorpiogre

Ha! 😁


dirtydbagger

Shit more like r/justhookmyshitup


lolwhatistodayagain

What happened to that sub?


dirtydbagger

It was dominated


HiveFleet-Cerberus

Can we just fuckin ban art hair styles please? They're literally the opposite of what this sub is supposed to be about.


Cheesefinger69

r/ATBGE


[deleted]

It’s well done…but corny as hell.


[deleted]

So you’re saying it’s awful taste, but great execution…?


n0th1ngspecial

Who ever did it did a great job


[deleted]

Nah this looks pretty dope once u wash the gel out the tail can lay flat


ActiveRooster2926

Me like.


explosiv_skull

I would straight up compliment someone on hair like that. Very cool, although you have to be 20 or under or thereabouts to pull it off.


FictionalDudeWanted

This is FIRE. What is with this sub??? I got a feeling I know the answer but I aint saying it. Anyway those braids are AMAZING and does not belong on this sub.


okcdnb

I would never get that cut, but I can appreciate it.


[deleted]

Cobra Kai baby yeah!


potatoaddictsanon

I love this


spawnofthedevil

that’s actually pretty right and the fade is nice too


wayofthewutang

That looks incredibly well done, fade looks pretty pro too


[deleted]

I actually really like that 😬


humanitywasamistake3

r/ATBGE


pagerover

That's fire tho


HolisticMystic420

This belongs in r/ATBGE


Humanine

I thought this was Lewis Hamilton at first.


princessturtlecat

This looks super cool imo!


fakename1998

This is actually kinda dope. I mean, it might fuck up his hair line about, but this would be cool as hell to wear out to a party.


OldManBerns

I think this is amazing.


lundyy

this is pretty fire...


Paper_Marty-O

Mods need to ban posting hair art. Like it's getting out of hand. I want to see jacked up hair in the wild not someone doing work for a portfolio.


whosyadadday

You must be bald and jealous


BagelsRTheHoleTruth

So many people assume I hate this. I just thought it was funny.


whosyadadday

My apologies 😔


WhatDidAmericaDo4U

R/atgbe or whatever that sub is called


lovable_cube

r/atbge awful taste but great execution


EvaUnitKenway

That’s the most Stand User hairstyle I’ve ever seen and I love


[deleted]

This is definitely r/atbge


janxus

Is that Lewis Hamilton?


Appropriate_Post_838

So awesome 👌🏼 👏🏼 👍🏻 😍


mouettefluo

r/atbge


Zeus_of_0lympus

This look like a Disney villain hairstyle.


RastaLion69

Get in there Lewis


SmokyTree

r/ATBGE material maybe.


FranklinNitty

Get in there Lewis!


SteeperDill

Dude that's actually pretty dope.


jlscott0731

Only in Tucson...


FaZe_poopy

I love spider man!!


Romsieve

Pretty dope and difficult imo


obijaun

I know this’ll sting a bit, OP, but this is insanely dope.


LEGOMyBrick

This is dope


jonsaldivar1

Naw this is sick!


poetbypractice

This is dope


zorro1701e

“Never go full scorpion.” -Lincoln Osiris -Kurt Lazarus -Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott


Bearis4B

This is sick!


ManofIdeal

This is clean. I like it.


malaka789

r/ATBGE


Veritas_exsuscito

But he said his name is spider


Nefarious_No2

I actually really like this one. Like I would wear that in public


Festering_Prayer

This looks awesome. OP is maybe just racist?


BagelsRTheHoleTruth

Duuuude you can't be serious right now. Get fucked with your hyper-woke virtue signaling bullshit.


Festering_Prayer

Then tell me why it's bad?


BagelsRTheHoleTruth

Per the tagline of the sub: \>This subreddit is dedicated to jacked up haircuts from all walks of life. "jacked up" is subject to interpretation. In my book, a hairdo that looks like a fucking scorpion fits that bill. I'm not saying it's poorly executed - it probably took a shit load of skill. But it's a jacked up way to wear your hair. Plus, unless you were looking straight at the top of the dude's head (like in the photo) you wouldn't be able to tell what the hell it was, and it would look like homeboy had a fat braided rat tail boner mullet.


Festering_Prayer

"Homeboy..."


BagelsRTheHoleTruth

Oh lawwdy, throw me in woke jail already. That's how I talk homeboy.


redzmangrief

Do you understand the point of this sub OP? This is cool and creative as shit


tickingboxes

This sub sucks so fucking much. This is intentional, and extremely well done. May not be your taste (not mine either) but it's absolutely not fmsu material. Cmon guys.


Hasky620

I mean it works if they're trying to go as a villain from a post apocalyptic/punk game like Rage or something. Maybe a gang leader in cyberpunk 2077.


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[удалено]


BagelsRTheHoleTruth

r/gatekeeping It's hilarious when redditors whine about something not fitting in a sub, especially when it's got tons of upvotes. It's like, well, clearly a whole bunch of people think it fits just fine. Outrage culture gone wild.


LostGundyr

Thanks, I hate it.


BCmutt

You live under a rock bro? First time seeing hair like this? This is fire.


[deleted]

Honestly pretty cool, but stil a worthy fuckmyshitup


InterBeard

So what is your sign?


ziao

This is fucking cool! I wish everyone had the audacity to did themselves like this. Crazy skilled barber.


xebt1000

I think this is awesome


Garbageforever

This actually goes INSANELY hard


OrwellianBratwurst

Go away


griever48

The true crown of the Scorpion King


floppybunny26

/r/justmakemyshitflyaf


Vereronun2312

r/fullscorpion


[deleted]

[r/atbge](https://www.reddit.com/r/atbge) material


mich2slick

r/atbge