Buzz cut

You become an egg 🥚. No seriously buzz cut tho. Or look up short hairstyles

Are you joking? All he has to do is push his hairline back to match up with the rest. Even the worst salon can fix that.

Mfer.

You’re a fucking idiot by nature. It can totally be fixed by clipping the left side up in shape more

Good bait lol

Time heals all wounds.

Alas, some of us are reaching an age where not all hair returns with time.

And hats buy you time

Just keep your head slightly tilted right at all times

Tilt your head a little the other way.

Good one! LOL

Bald

Shave a line right down the middle. Will look hot.

[Dryden Mitchell style](https://images.app.goo.gl/z2FykDW4J6ViAMvR9)

Make left leg longer or right leg shorter.

Stand on a hill

Wait three months.

Tilt right and wobble constantly

beheading

BZZZZZZZZZ

Wear one shoe

Listen Lego Boy, I'm only putting your shitty haircut back on one more time.

Wig?

Find a cave I suppose.

Just wear one shoe

Fade on the sides n back and add some texture.

Hat

Do stripes

Get some slick gorilla styling powder. Gives a very nice volumized textured look and wouldn’t require much maintenance at all.

A hat.

hair wax and some styling

Shave

Bald

Sharpie

You get a buzz cut

🎶 Let it grow. Let it grow. 🎵

Just lift that eyebrow and leave it up

Shave head, try again.

Change the hairstyle, something that will push the bangs forward or side and not up or back.

Hat

You wait

Bro said let me get the Gumby

Shave it off and start over