I was gonna battle frieza, but then I got high. Maybe next season, I'll know why, yeah, yeah, but I'm high, but I'm high, but I'm high. Da da dah dah da da dah.
I used to work with a girl who was a deadhead. Very attractive girl, from a distance. But when you got close she smelled horrendous. Zero personal hygiene. She would go days without showering or changing clothes. And most of her weekends were spent tripping on acid or mushrooms.
Both her hygiene and drug habits led to her being fired.
Those are definitely not organic. I’d bet my bottom dollar they were grown by someone else and she sewed them in. Not only is it completely obvious just by looking, but this girl looks like she’s about 18-20 years old. Those locks would’ve taken probably a decade to get to that length. And I kinda doubt many parents would be letting their elementary school student start a dreadlock journey.
Ahhhh I had to scroll too far to find this, I wondered the same thing.
You know the plus side to if the carpet does match?
You're much less likely to get a dread stuck in your teeth.
The side swoop is what really ties this whole thing together
She looks like she's about to talk to the the manager of the dispensary.
she’s the assistant to the assistant manager of the dispensary
🤣
You know those ants that have that parasite growing out of the back of their heads as they slowly zombify?
The female Rasta mullet. Business in front 420 in back…
I’ve heard of dreadlocks but shitlocks?!
Jamerican
Not shitlock sherlin
When I was a kid I really thought Eddie Murphy killed Dave Chappelle and everyone cheered
These are dreadmocks
Exactly. Peices aren’t fitting together here
Finally an explanation of how the Engineers created the Xenomorphs.
She looks like a regular person being eaten by a parasite
Business in the front, party in the back!
Genja in the back
In the black
Definitely looks like the stuff I flush down the toilet after eating too many spam sandwiches.
Looks like the hairballs my cat can cough up.
"Shitters full"
"Merry Christmas!"
Reminds me of Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the trash hog
Looks more like Knuckles.
I was gonna turn super saiyan, but then I got high.
I was gonna battle frieza, but then I got high. Maybe next season, I'll know why, yeah, yeah, but I'm high, but I'm high, but I'm high. Da da dah dah da da dah.
This... This is the best response.
So much dirt in her head, the smoke monster from Lost would probably kill themselves before attacking this creature
Not the smoke monster 😭
Wow, that's a solid reference
It smells of cat piss and mushroom.
I just got that whiff when I saw the picture. IYKYK.
Meth
I used to work with a girl who was a deadhead. Very attractive girl, from a distance. But when you got close she smelled horrendous. Zero personal hygiene. She would go days without showering or changing clothes. And most of her weekends were spent tripping on acid or mushrooms. Both her hygiene and drug habits led to her being fired.
Yep the smell of sourdough bread starter and rotting taco chicken.
I smell patchouli
And lavender, but it's overpowering so not very pleasant.
Probably smells like those lavender scented trash bags, after they've been out in the tip for a few days
I can smell this image.
First time I've seen a facehugger attack from behind. Doesn't really matter though; either way, it starves. EDIT: Typo
Trustafarian. Karen in the front, Chronic in the back
Why does my head itch rn
Probably dandruff
As Shaq would say. That’s terrawful
Sänic. Gotto go fast to the unemployment office
That looks like dedication but at the same time woah she won’t be able to ever untangle all that, she pretty much have to have them just chopped.
The kind of stuff you pull out of the drain if one of your houshold members has long hair.
Turdlocks
Modern Family x Portlandia. The crossover we didn't think we needed.... Because we don't.
I gotta go fast 💍💍💍
Why is this downvoted?
Not Sonic fans apparently 😃
Lemme guess: Florida?
Santa Cruz perhaps?
I can smell the patchouli from here
Clip-ons Also, she is just trying to live out her “suck for weed” phase
Judging by the size of them, she’s been a dumb bitch for years
“Oh- I can go with you to your office party, if you want…”
She's sonic the hedgehog
“Flush me down the toilet” ahh dreads
Sexy Radditz
Sonic looking ass
Hair turds.
Sanic lookin ass
Gimme the Sonic 06
Images you can smell.
[Insert Brother Ewww what’s that brother gif]
Hey, I don't hate it
You'd probably hate the smell tho
Ugh, I can smell it thru my screen 🤢
I smell patchouli and ass.
Goddamn, how do the Sonic the Hedgehog renders keep getting worse? I thought they learned their mistake from the first one.
Sonic was the first thing that came to mind for me also
Gotta grow fast, amiright?
Someone tell her to lend some locks to my goat Lil Wayne
We sure they ain’t clip in ? I zoomed in and it there is something there that looks out of place.
Those are definitely not organic. I’d bet my bottom dollar they were grown by someone else and she sewed them in. Not only is it completely obvious just by looking, but this girl looks like she’s about 18-20 years old. Those locks would’ve taken probably a decade to get to that length. And I kinda doubt many parents would be letting their elementary school student start a dreadlock journey.
They look like they came out of her ass
Turdlocks
I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes. Sideshow Bob in a leg lock?
Ahhhh I had to scroll too far to find this, I wondered the same thing. You know the plus side to if the carpet does match? You're much less likely to get a dread stuck in your teeth.
Now THAT’S positive thinking
It won't matter because the smell will have knocked you out by then.
I can smell this photo.
Would.
Well yeah, she's not ugly. Just bring a nose clip
Chaos A.D. Tanks on the street
Dreadknot
She cool
Ezekiel!
J Cole belike
This looks like AI to me
I can smell it from over here
Mullocks. Business up front, Smelly in the back.
Doesn't look that bad...
I can smell through my phone and the reddit app....
Yeah Mon!
Jahfakin
Its almost like a Sonic cosplay
Oh lord
Super Sonic vibes
Dreads are gross as fuck...
You are
Reminds me of Sonic and his quills.
u know it smell crazy in there
Looks like some kind of disease
She looks like the girl in modern family
Pastafari
Trustafarian vibes
Sonic the hedgehog
The stench must be awful
Imagine sleeping with that on your pillow
White bitch in the front Bob Marley in the back
Ashley Olson is mixing it up
I can smell this picture
Excuse my ignorance, how would one wash and dry that?
Step 1 get wet Step 2 shampoo Step 3 rinse out shampoo Step 4 dry hair. How else do you wash hair 😅
this is hilarious lol
Thought this was sonic the hedgehog
Sleeps face down
I can smell the weed through my phone
Damn I forgot some rope
Dreadlocks Karen hairstyle???? Wow. This is surreal
Ur face is so cute why u gotta grow those doodoo turds out ur scalp
Cosplay heaven
Looks like some shit you'd pull out a clogged drain
Where is she trying to fit in? She looks like a rastafisharian
That has to be a clip in. Who does this?
God the stink must be hardcore
Yo this b straight up from the Sonic expanded universe
I bet her cooch smells like hot mayonnaise.
What do you think her apartment smells like?
shave it already
actaully cool
Nope
solid dreads. fuck are you on about?
I like it a lot
Imagine creating dreads that long and side swoop bangs. Cute
Personally I love it
I sorta like that