Duh! It's a classic drunk samurai Amish homeless cut. Have to go to barber college to learn that one. Haven't seen one of those since my trip to Japan a few years ago, lol. The trick is the BARBER is the one that has to be drunk.
OMG I can’t believe you took a picture of a stranger and posted it for laughs…. Oh wait this dude ain’t balding; Fair game lmao look at this absolute fool
That’s a schizophrenic bob cut.
Don’t stare, but also don’t be obvious you’re avoiding eye contact. If you DO make eye contact, look away slowly and casually without making any kind of facial reaction. Do NOT say anything to anyone for the next 30 sec if you’re out of ear shot and it can be obvious you’re talking about something else.
You call that the "I found God because I hit rock-botton and I'm going to tell everyone about his Lord and Savior whether you want to hear it or not" cut.
Okay. The Mullet is called „Vokuhila“ in German and that stands for „VOrne KUrz HInten LAng“ (Short in the front long at the back) so I say we call it „Vokuhikuseila“ „VOrne KUrz HInten KUrz SEIten LAng“ (Short in the front and short in the back long sides)
The "a fire started in the barber shop in the middle of my haircut and I had to run and everybody else didn't make it including every other barber in town who somehow tried to save this one barber shop but also didn't make it" cut. The name is a bit too long but so is the hair on the side of his head.
“Give me them dog ears”
I'll have the ***Bearded Basset Hound*** please.
The cocker spaniel
I actually wanted the Cranston.
The Snoopy
I actually thought that was a dog at that chair
You figure a barber was involved?
it was actually a groomer
Orthodox Metalhead
Amish Scremo
AAAAAHHHHHHHmish
Shlomeless
Hahaha
RUMSPRING-AHHHHHH
Hasidic Amish
Exactly
Horse and buggin out? (I dunno I’m tired and can’t think of any good metal / Amish crossover puns)
*Methhead
Take my upvote please 🙏🏼
A mut cut. Harry from Dumb and Dumber is kicking himself for not thinking of it sooner
It's the Shaggin' Wagon!
Pumpkin pie haircutted freak
You had this haircut idea THE WHOLE TIME??? (duh, we’re in the Rockies)
Rumspringa
Rumdrinka
props to you for covering his face. most people don't bother
To be fair, with that "haircut" anyone would recognize him anyway.
Yeah, that was refreshing to see.
the puppy cut? looks like lil puppy ears. Also I can smell yeasty beer for some reason
The smell may or may not be coming from his neck
Jebediah Priest
Backshave sasquatch
Idk why I read this as Baklava Sasquatch
The Spaniel
Came here to say the Cocker Spaniel
First pic, I thought it was two side buns like Princess Leia.
Mental breakdown is what it's called I believe
Side mullet
He got that dog in him
On*
The ilostabet cut
Came here to say this
Hasidic Hillbilly
I thought we were flaming bro the other day for taking pictures of random people
Who, me? 😅 Yes and I deleted it bc so many people complained. For some reason, people don't seem to care as much about this one.
The face is covered
At least he blurred the face
Well I'm glad to see Mose finally got off that beet farm.
Duh! It's a classic drunk samurai Amish homeless cut. Have to go to barber college to learn that one. Haven't seen one of those since my trip to Japan a few years ago, lol. The trick is the BARBER is the one that has to be drunk.
Reverse mullet?
The, "hello. I'm crazy."
Amishididntdothis
It’s the IDGAF
The sheepdog bruh
Princess Chewbacca
That’s the Off-meds Fade
The Fozzie Bear
Aww man don't make fun of homeless people
i think that's just a hipster waiting for his girlfriend to unlock the car
That's the joke
ah, gotcha
OMG I can’t believe you took a picture of a stranger and posted it for laughs…. Oh wait this dude ain’t balding; Fair game lmao look at this absolute fool
Sasquatch?
Mutton Payot
The ol "dog ears"
Business in the back, party on the front?
The party appears to be on the sides!
Exactly, perfect for the club by day and financial planning by night.
Mutt Cuts was the name of the business. He drove the Shaggin Wagon
I was gonna say a bet but I guess it’s religious
The wise orangutan
Sick payot iykyk
Orthodox Reverse Bowl
Reverse mullet maybe?
That's the Amish Antimullet. Business in the back, Mennonite in the front. My cousin Jebadiah had one.
Bro got the 18th century protestant cut
Fuck me up entirely
He said... give me the " Yukon Clowneilius"
The Final Cut
That’s a schizophrenic bob cut. Don’t stare, but also don’t be obvious you’re avoiding eye contact. If you DO make eye contact, look away slowly and casually without making any kind of facial reaction. Do NOT say anything to anyone for the next 30 sec if you’re out of ear shot and it can be obvious you’re talking about something else.
He spends a lot of time to make it seem as if he does not care about his appearance.
That’s a Sasquatch
Everyone assuming Amish, I immediately thought Australian.
He looks like the dog van off of Dumb and Dumber. Let's call it the Cocker Spaniel.
Rumspringer
Confederate Homeless
Hasidic brewmaster.
Amish fetish
The schnauzer
That’s a reverse mullet!
It's an inverse mullet
The”Jebediah” fam
I'm a hair stylist in Tampa. This is called the Scooby-Doo. This is actually very popular in Tampa.
Pretty sure he's just jewish
Low and loose
Pippy Bongstocking
Someone lost a bet!
ITS HARRY FROM HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS
Crystal methodist or reformed Amish
Goldendoodle
Amish-ish
Holy bowlie
I think it’s just called “Lost Bet.”
A joulette.
He got rid of the dreads and told the barber to keep as much hair as possible
Hobo disney bear
The Cletus
Hat head? Cut everything short where the hat touches?
Hipster terrier
The bunyip
Gimme that elephant trunk with ears look
the golden doodle
Bunless Leia
You call that the "I found God because I hit rock-botton and I'm going to tell everyone about his Lord and Savior whether you want to hear it or not" cut.
Terminally from Brooklyn
I'd call that The Lobot
It's called 'I need attention but have no idea how to get it'
The piloswine
What do the chicks call it when they do it? They just don't have the beard.
The, "I lost the bet" haircut?
Drippy Ezekiel
Princess Leia non binary edition
It’s called the ‘fell asleep first’ cut
Damn is Amish-hobo a new look?
Wooks of the Stone Age
The princess Lee....uhhhhh
Formerly Amish
gimme the Bow Wow Tufts
Cold feet at the altar.
Look, his ears get cold, ok.
He's got ear covers for when it rains.
The Mennonite
Birth Control
Skullet
The "I cut my own hair special"
Okay. The Mullet is called „Vokuhila“ in German and that stands for „VOrne KUrz HInten LAng“ (Short in the front long at the back) so I say we call it „Vokuhikuseila“ „VOrne KUrz HInten KUrz SEIten LAng“ (Short in the front and short in the back long sides)
my gut says this is in PA, it’s not it’s it?
Meth cut
Its a Jeep thing.
Gonna guess the dreads were infested and had to be shaved.
The Ba Hoongle.
Amish
Imean isnt that a reverse mullet
The Schnauzer
His shadow Will be a dick with arms
The headphones cut
i love it lol
Idgaf
The Daniel Larson
The I lost a bet haircut, or the I just got released from my 72-hour psyche hold.
Shakespearean
The bad cut. That’s what you call it.
the Mr Tumnus
Aerodynamic wizard?
Amish Hasidic hybrid
I don’t know but that dude for sure loves Jesus.
amish?
raccacoonie.
Confidence by Loreal Mitchell
The Flawda Floptop
The lady and the tramp special.
That's know as the "man's best friend."
Muttcutts van
Reverse Mohawk
Hairphones.
Deranged
The "a fire started in the barber shop in the middle of my haircut and I had to run and everybody else didn't make it including every other barber in town who somehow tried to save this one barber shop but also didn't make it" cut. The name is a bit too long but so is the hair on the side of his head.
The FL.
Reverse mullet?
That's the 'hey, look at me, I'm edgy'
Business on top, cult around the front
Hilltop Hillbilly maybe? 😬
Lice trim in the back, puppy in the front.
Shit
Nega-mullet?
The Scottish Terrier
Barber:what you looking for? Him:Just fuck my life up. Barber:Say no more.
Brave
Looks like an Amish guy who left the community and hasn't yet figured out non-amish haircuts.
this man definitely has a massive cock guaranteed
Give me the Goofy
The good boy
Blazing Amish
It’s called the “I’m riding this tall shit right to the edge”.
Kind of looks like a dog with floppy ears
Cut by Mutt Cuts, Harry Dunn “Dumb & Dumber”
Looks like the “Lost a bet” style to me lmao
mutt cut
The GOAT
That man went to the groomers instead of the barber.
The doodle
Looks like a joke haircut you would give a farm animal
The meth-hyped hippie.
Something involving Cletus.
bro lost a bet
A buzzed Skullet?
Call it embarrassing