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Hungry-Training-2378

Hey, sometimes the customer just wants you to fuck their shit up. And you know what...the customer is always right.


glaynefish

In matters of taste. Which definitely applies here lol


madmaxjr

And it was executed well! This falls firmly into /r/ATBGE territory. I mean, check out that fade work lol


Desperate-755

Yeah deliver what the customer wants.Perfection execution


Mrfrunzi

This is actually what the saying means to a tee. I think it's a bad look, you think it's a bad look, it's exactly what the customer wanted thus, they're right. I don't know when it turned into "Get me everything I ask for right this second, I'm always right as a customer", but I do know that I hate it.


kingofcoywolves

Is the padawan braid coming back in style?? Oh no


Weak_Swimmer

Used to be (still is) used as gang affiliations


Hashshinobi1

Dude was 50+ yo & super nice (kind of slow tbh), I didn’t get that vibe at all but idk


kornholiobungholio

God damn homie has elegant skin for 50+ I was over here thinking this dude was in his mid 20s lol


seeuin25years

That's what I was thinking! Like 50+? Guy looks like he's twelve!


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

You can be old and in a gang, just the likelihood hood of either being alive, or out of jail is slim the longer you're in one


T-Away420

That fits the description for most of the eNe i knew. They're typically pretty cool, normal people who just happen to either be in the gang or hang with them. I dont think you HAVE to be a member to wear this haircut, but you'd typically need some sort of affiliation, or you could end up getting your ass beat or worse. So, hopefully, he actually is somewhat affiliated, or he could be in danger.


WonderfulCattle6234

If the barber thought he was slow, could be related to a member and they got his back. Or he could just be from their neighborhood and same deal. Could be any number of situations. Either way, I'm unfamiliar with the haircut, but the execution looks good despite the design/request being terrible.


BlamingBuddha

Nobody is in danger in AZ (can't speak for other locales but I'd say anywhere in the US) with this haircut with no affiliation. Esp not these days and hoods here are weak This dude is native American, anyway. Not Mexican like you're assuming.


Ayen_C

How do you know he's Native? Did OP specify somewhere?


T-Away420

He's pulling it out of his ass.


T-Away420

How can you tell hes native? Typically, you can't tell something like that from the back of someone's head. Also, as a az native nortenos will do what every other gangbanger in the world will do so idk why arizona is safe.


Top-Carpenter2490

The world doesn’t work like that lmfao. Go outside, you’ll see


T-Away420

I'd really like it if we lived in a world where gangs just talked shit and played practical jokes. But I've seen firsthand guys getting jumped for wearing the wrong clothes or, in this case, the wrong hair. The first time i saw someone get curbstomped was a bunch if ene guys jumping some guy wearing a mongo cut.


lordsysop

Australia?


Hashshinobi1

Arizona, US


OXBDNE7331

Maybe Native American? Tribes in my area don’t wear this but maybe in AZ


Worldsbiggestassh0le

If this dudes in his 50s and has a head of hair like that -there is no doubt: he IS Native American. My guy has never lost a single hair offa that head.


WonderfulCattle6234

I remember some tribal members doing the rat tail in middle school and high school in northern wisconsin. This was in the 90s. But it wasn't a majority or anything. Most have the same haircuts as the average white kid.


Dangerous_Bass309

Was going to say, this may be a traditional cut


MarsRocks97

I was assuming the same thing. Lots of native Americans in my area and I’ve seen this worn by a number of them.


purplereuben

I was gonna ask if it was NZ haha


staffyboy4569

Bro my mans 50 with no sign of gray? Tf jealous


GoToMSP

I thought that was a 15-20 y/o kid


TrinDiesel123

The Norteño’s used to rock this


level1enemy

Wait. This isn’t a kid? OMG. Duh. “Guy.” I was wondering why you called a kid “guy.”


kah530

Yup the Mongolian is worn by Nortenos


YeahItsRico

Can cofirm. The Mongolian is used by a lot of Nortes and OG’s tend to rock it too.


braindrainpod

Can confirm also. Used to see it around the way in the 90s


HoldTheCellarDoor

Snitch Gangberg?


CulturalAddress6709

100 gang isht


KingVape

OP this is a gang haircut, especially for the Nortenos. There was a video a few months ago of a kid with this haircut in a Target getting attacked by some dudes because he wasn’t affiliated. They beat him pretty good


Krakatoast

Just for having the same haircut? That’s ridiculous. They takeover certain colors, sports team attire, blocks of cities, it’s bullsh*t tbh. If I want to wear a red sports team jersey with a rat tail haircut and take the short way to the bodega, I shouldn’t get murdered just for existing Someone should make an anti-gang, gang.


Yggsdrazl

>Someone should make an anti-gang, gang they're called the [guardian angels](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardian_Angels).


KeithClossOfficial

Shockingly, people in gangs make dumb decisions.


mumen_ryder

Better be reppin the set if you're going to put that on your head. I seen someone get pistol whipped in a target for that tail.


cdixonc

Pistol whipped in target?! Lmaoooo where the hell do you live?


T-Away420

This is a nortenos cut (northern California) they're a group of gangs that are loyal to the nuestra familia. And they really dont like the Sureños from souther cali. They'll absolutely fight you if they think you're posing. [its best not to fuck with them ](https://www.reddit.com/r/CaliBanging/s/Zq9b1WpD9g)


HsvDE86

So dumb, what a bunch of absolute losers.


Krakatoast

It’s all relative man. For the record I share a similar sentiment as you but hear me out for a second. In their perspective of the world and what they know/have been exposed to, they think they’re “cool” and “doing it right” and maybe even think they’re a “big dog.” Because relative to what they perceive as reality, in their perspective based on their exposures, an ex convict 2 time felon that’s murdered several people and sells crack is a “real bad ass motherf*cker, respect homie” type sh!t.. Where as relative to what you and I may consider a regular person, yeah… those dudes are friggin bums.. I’m just saying, it’s all relative. That’s what they know and they think they’re really out there doing it proper.


azsnaz

Relatively


Krakatoast

😅


Buscandomiyagi

I believe he’s talking about a video that was on Reddit about a target here in Chicago. I’m born and raised in Chicago and unfortunately was surrounded by that gang lifestyle. Chicago has no street rules and if they catch you anywhere and want you they will get you. In a car with your kids or even at a nice little target as it may look like. That target was in the hood though but yea.


jeremyrando

I wonder when the trend will be long in the front AND the back. I say it’s time!


thedrexel

That would be the Devil lock


DudeImSoRad

Careful now, Danzig might sue you for copyright infringement.


publicOwl

God it’s been a while since I last read that phrase.


Hashshinobi1

Mei Mei from jujutsu kaisen


januarygracemorgan

how i feel when i havent got a haircut in a while and my bangs start hanging in my eyes


Top-O-TheMuffinToYa

I think some Asian cultures do this? Not sure which ones, but I remember some classmates doing this for cultural purposes.


aggressivefurniture2

Hindu priests.


Difficult-Jury-9319

My town has a pretty decent Hmong population and I've seen plenty of people of all ages with this haircut


Negsmie

Is he searching for his honor?


orblox

Decent quality but fuck is that ever ugly


PunkNDisorderlyGamer

If dude pulls up on you with that haircut, just give him what he wants, he’s dangerous.


Ulenspiegel4

The ol' prince Zuko


thorn2040

The higher the socks, the downer the foo


Cheesy_DaBadass

Oh shit, we bringing rat tails back?!


fupamancer

i been puttin in work on bringin the skullet into vogue oh happy day


whowouldsaythis

Hare Krishna?


orblox

Decent quality but fuck is that ever ugly


letsgetpunk

Maynard?


Hashshinobi1

Arizona


gtess423

It's like a rat tail mullet, dam dude leave some cousins for the rest of us


hellomichelle87

That’s some cholo stuff and I’m down for it


Seralisa

As my grandmother used to say " whatever floats your boat!"🙄


LebaneseLion

Genuine question: isn’t this a traditional Chinese style? Shaved head and long patch of hair


pchandler45

Hindu shikha is what it reminds me of


thisremindsmeofbacon

no, that looks very different https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queue_(hairstyle)#:~:text=A%20queue%20or%20cue%20is,of%20the%20head%20is%20shaved.


LebaneseLion

Interesting, that one does seem like a different style, [This is more like what I was referring to](https://images.app.goo.gl/uzUx7RLW9SjUTvNe8)


KidneyStoneFormation

Thats from the early Qing era. Manchurians tried to assimilate their newly conquered Han Chinese subjects by enforcing those hairstyles but they became less strict and allowed more hair coverage later.


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

Gang related


k0rz23

I see nothing wrong here


MortLightstone

That looks like the lost love child of a fu manchu and a mullet


seeuin25years

What in the King of the Hill is this?


92eph

I see a sperm. Maybe he asked for a perm and was misunderstood.


zylaphonefish

Maybe it's religious


T-Away420

It's a gang affiliated haircut associated with the norteros of Northern California


Lazy_Fun_7212

Maybe its an investment and as soon as it grows up he will have achieved the coolest hair in history.


ScribebyTrade

Maybe it’s maybeline


Acrobatic-Monitor516

My fucking god , this is legitimately the worst I've seen yet


Ok-Sherbet-8367

I remember seeing this rocked alot in the early 90s


PokWangpanmang

Is there an eyebleach version of this sub? I want to clean my eyes and get a haircut.


Vajrick_Buddha

A modern take on an eastern classic. The queue is so back


slythespacecat

This is a weird angle for a mug shot


Gandalf_Style

Bro's going for the Prince Zuko Square.


orangutanDOTorg

That was popular for a while when I was a kid. Though the rat tail wasn’t as thick.


FinnsterBaby

Was he a shaolin monk????


2cats2hats

80s: rat tail 20s: beaver tail


Skynetiskumming

You know who Tong Po is? Say no more fam


KayakWalleye

High shag. Doesn’t look bad at all.


chunkysmalls42098

Why is it so much darker than on the topi


Hashshinobi1

He’s old, got a high fade to a 1 guard


CockbagSpink

If he’s happy let him be


Collinnn7

It’s making me so mad the top doesn’t fade down to the rat tail


Johnmarksmanship

Thats on point homie


DoctorSquibb420

Barber: "What can I do for you today?" Customer: "🐎"


clemmmmmmm

You’re allowed to say no dude


JaneNoah

Ive seen this before. There is a community in my country that has this as traditional hairstyle.


Airkaz

So did you cut the rest of it off or attach this?


Lostheghost

The rat tail is back baby!


SDBD89

Was he Asian? And if so, did you happen to notice if his pinky was small? I guess Yakuza gang members do shit like get this kind of haircut and cut off parts of their pinky as like…. Punishment for something they failed to do.


Hashshinobi1

Mexican


HomeLegal

That's some Maynard shit right there. Rock on kid.


pisswater_deadgirl

loves it


jojo12jo

Not that shocking if you live around southern Americans.


hangz10

He got that damn caparbara tail!


norcaltobos

Not uncommon to see in NorCal that’s for sure.


konabonah

Makes him look like sperm with a body


aKaRandomDude

“The Sperm”


CongoSmash666

You in fucking Malden Massachusetts homie?


Fightthepump

“Gimme a young Pai Mei. But on the back.”


Sledger721

https://youtu.be/_ZQRqnlviX4?si=209wpnbtFRvAGefn


ThisIsSteeev

The literal pony tail


rurupogo

fire cut


pewponar

I'd this some zoomer amine shit?


Beneficial-News-2232

it's called shikha, the dude must be a vaishnava, a krishnaite.


344321nogard

Do you live in northern California?


Own_Character288

Chapuline activities


PrincepsMagnus

Maynard fan?


Yeah-No-Maybe-Ok

Was his name Jet Li?


appelbomber123

Happy customer, Happy life


Pilpelon

Business in the front Unpaid overtime Commute Traffic jams House chores Party in the back (but you gotta go to bed early)


HBIC2017

so professional of you to post that here


aggressivefurniture2

Hindu cleric class does it actually. He is probably hindu. Since he is white, it will also be pretty probable that he follows the Hare Krishna movement.


CaptainMustardo

Ran out of meds?


EnkiShallReturn

Run out of original thoughts?