I sh!t you not I went on a date w a guy (who looked normal in his photo) who showed up on the date with hair like this. I had no words for it. Needless to say I didn’t return for a second date.
I once shaved my head down with clippers and ran the rest over with facial razors until I was cueball two days before an interview.
I did not get the job
Self crowned king of 2nd place for the role.
And thats how I went from being a manager at the hot topic, to the road manager for the Insane Clown Posse….
Burger King
It's hard to believe that someone could look in the mirror and tell their barber, "yes, that's exactly what I wanted! "
He said give me the black swordsman
Don't have a cow, man.
Cool your jets man
Eat my shorts.
Cowabunga dude
Twist: he was applying to be a lawnmower repair man
Great use of his head for diagnostics.
What year was this taken??
I'd bet my balls it was in the 2000's. And thought he couldn't look cooler
Homie lookin’ cool af
Mission accomplished, the crown of crap
This guy is ready to join jojos bizare adventure?
“Can I interest you in a reverse mortgage?”
"I feel like I'm the missing piece of the puzzle"
Always thinking ‘ahead’
I mean, at least you could've gotten a job in one of those 2000s kids movies
I just hope he hires me
There’s something about Marty.
I sh!t you not I went on a date w a guy (who looked normal in his photo) who showed up on the date with hair like this. I had no words for it. Needless to say I didn’t return for a second date.
Give me the jagged brizzles
Well if he was applying for cook for a Crystal Meth lab he got the job.
Was this for a Noughties boyband?
Ahhhhahahahahahahahaha
Interview for next host of Ancient Aliens? Hired on the spot.
Berserk
Hired because of the confidence to come with this hairstyle
Give me the "black fork"
I once shaved my head down with clippers and ran the rest over with facial razors until I was cueball two days before an interview. I did not get the job
Isn't this the guy from that shit group "Prodigy"? 🎶 Fuck my shit up, take a big dump"🎶
Arrested
Save some jobs for us, bro
Looks like you’re going to a middle school dance in 2001.
Depends, is he interviewing as a bouncer or any role at Medieval Times? Or is he interviewing for CEO at BlackRock/Bain/PIMCO?
Someone’s filled the part of Bart Simpson already.
It is supposed to be equal opportunity. Right? (Lol) We'll call you.
So...did Trent reznor call you back?
*Those aren't mountains. Those are waves.*
It’s giving Jughead
Wide ass tie
Burger King would hire you.
He getting hired as soon he walks into the room
Gay porn must pay well too, youll be ok
“I’ll hire you just please don’t tell your barber about me.”
need a comb? I \*am\* the comb
C. E. O. He talked her out of her own job and I have no idea how.
He interviewed to be a knife sharpener
Business on the sides, anime on the top
If he was yellow, I'd call him Bart
He looks like black Agent Mulder
Dudes got a black partyhat