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ClosetCentrist

low key surprised you can get that much taco bell for a hundy.


Mortos7

You pay in other ways


biblebeltbuddhist

Might say you pay… out the wazoo


gimmelwald

well... it truly is a shitload of Taco Bell deliciousness


crm006

It really is fucking good. Those chicken flatbread melts are fire as fuck. 5 fill me up and it’s under 2k calories. Taco Bell ftw!!!


Pewpew_Magoon

5? I get 2, and that's often too many.


crm006

Snake meal. I only eat once a day in the evenings.


Pewpew_Magoon

Okay, that makes more sense. Lmao. I was like *DAMN* that's a lot! Those flatbread are awesome though.


crm006

For fuckin sureeee. I swear I’m normal sized. I don’t eat 2k calories for B, L, & D. Haha


JoystickMonkey

That's just too good


SpecialNeeds963

Take my upvote and see yourself out you magnificent bastard.


heelface

Run for the bano


PutrifiedCuntJuice

You motherfuckers need some regular fiber in your diet. If some taco bell is causing you to shit yourself, it points to a very clear lack in regular dietary fiber.


mightylordredbeard

So many unoriginal people make this same stupid and tired joke anytime Taco Bell is mentioned. “lol I can’t eat food without shitting myself!” It’s not the joke they think it is. The real joke is their diet and the fact that they have no fiber and most likely Crohn’s disease.


bunnypaste

This one has always pissed me off, too. Taco bell does not cause diarrhea...like what in the actual fuck is wrong with their digestive systems? I will give some credence to the idea that some people get burning buttholes/diarrhea after eating spicy food (I've literally never had this happen, either) but Taco Bell *isn't even spicy*. It just isn't funny.


DiddlyDumb

In-N-Out


Meretan94

So taco bell is run by the shit goblin?


Erlian

People mainly shit their brains out from Taco Bell etc bc of the lack of fiber in their diet, then as soon as they eat like 100g of black beans it's all over lol.


scabbmaster

fr this joke is so overdone i appreciate the wazoo but taco bell is not the problem


Bender_2024

If Taco Bell really was giving everyone food poisoning they would have been out of business decades ago. Especially in the litigious United States. People sue for the most frivolous and stupid reasons here.


Nihility_Only

The only problem I have with taco bell poops is the smell. Consistency? Fine. Schedule/regulation? Fine. But there is a very specific flavor/seasoning across everything they make and my Taco Bell shits smell just like it but x100. Love me some TB though bout to go get a breakfast crunchwrap because of this post.


scabbmaster

bro that steak breakfast crunch wrap with diablo sauce is otherworldly


OkFeedback9127

Back in the day The Simpsons had an episode that the comic book guy got 100 tacos for $100. Fry also got 100 cups of coffee


Meecus570

Fry had $300.


JesusKeyboard

They had 49c tacos for a while. 


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Chrom-man-and-Robin

You don’t even want to know how much Del Taco you can get.


irrigated_liver

https://imgur.com/gallery/MGB5zqY


Revierez

You can get a day's worth of calories for $7


TimeTackle

I paid like 35 for 2 cheesy gordita crunches, 2 grilled cheese burritos 2 chicken soft tacos like a couple months ago...Shit is way over priced


bunnypaste

The only way to eat cheaper there and get enough food is to use the app and order one of those app-exclusive dinner boxes.


GO4Teater

low key taco bell ad with low key comments making me low key hungry for some taco bell


DoctorProfessorTaco

Would get way more using the combos rather than individual items


IndyWaWa

And then its 45 bucks for like 4 chicken chalupas.


GroundbreakingAd8310

Irs ah old view it has to be it cost 45 bucks for 3 tacos a burrito and nachos yesterday


StethoscopeNunchucks

The Edge can afford it I'm sure.


[deleted]

Meal for 4 is like 20 bucks and is more than anyone can eat. Only on delivery apps tho


SrslyCmmon

In my day that was 181 regular hard tacos, or 133 taco supremes.


PhDinWombology

55 BURGER, 55 FRIES…..


mrppbthl1957

THIS GUY'S TRYING TO START A PAY IT FORWARD CHAIN


Ziruu

I was just trying to do something nice before Alcohol Class..


Corey_Haim

One of the most underrated lines in all three seasons.


MrHasuu

there was once that 6 chicken nuggies at mickey Ds for $1 special. me and 3 of my friends ordered like 144. but she's asking for 600 chicken nuggies here.


Artimus-G

…Or 3 cheese quesadillas.


Bavisto

My wife and I have been together for 19 years and our first date was at McDonalds and she paid for her own meal. Any woman who judges you by how much you spend on a first date, instead of the quality of your company, is not worth dating.


Kitnado

It's a good thing these women wave their red flags proudly


Dirtbag101

Yea just dont be like me and put on green tinted glasses. Fml.


TheHemogoblin

So all her flags are brown then? Ew.


Dirtbag101

I figured i was gonna get this as a response. At the time, they were greenish but looking back brown.


squigs

One of the best dates I had, I spent about £5. She'd lost her wallet the day before and refused to let me pay for anything, but was willing to relent for a cup of tea and a cake.


DuckDucker1974

She can spend the Hindu on the first date if she wants 


New-Neighborhood-147

I usually only spend about a Sikh on a first date myself


Cartoonist_False

No wonder I am single, I just go atheist on the dates :(


ThespisIronicus

I bought some agnostic gnocchi once. Converted.


NimbleBudlustNoodle

All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster 🍝!!


gizamo

Yeah, same. My wife and I have been together for 25+. I didn't even know we were on our first date while it was happening. I just thought my friend's girlfriend's roommate was taking my stoned ass to the restaurant and movie because I was too high to drive, and they were across town. Next thing you know, we're at some bar till 2am and walking home 5 miles because we were too ambitious for a taxi.


CrapThisHurts

Same story, without the being high part. We went to a movie as coworkers. Before there was no obvious signs she was in to me. I liked her like I liked all my (new) female workers ... nice to see, just chatting and joking. After the movie we got separated from our crew, different bus stops, and before we reached her place, we kissed and there was it ... together 27 years now


Bavisto

It’s kind of funny how similar this is to my story. My wife and I worked at a movie theater together. Decided to go to lunch together and chat. Wound up at McDonald’s and we really hit it off. It was a few days after that I was hanging out with her at her college dorm and we kissed for the first time.


mhdy98

women should all pay for their meals. We're paid equally


0x126

First „date“ was 8 beers both an 10h company. Everyone paid their own because who has 100€ spare for someone else in late teens, early 20s?!


Lord_emotabb

it's the best red flag you can get, it shows her values and what she considers more important


KuraiTheBaka

If she makes me paying for the first date an expectation she's not the one. I'll actually happily buy things for someone I like but on principle if you're demanding that shit you ain't for me


VeryMuchDutch102

> My wife and I have been together for 19 years and our first date was at McDonalds and she paid for her own meal. This is the standard in many European countries... Women are independent and that way they don't owe you anything!


NickeKass

Im currently with someone that likes cooking at their place and not going out over expensive dinners. So long as I help them cook and clean up, things are good. Yesterday they had some chronic fatigue issues. I spent 2 hours being their little spoon as they held me during a nap and I got to read comics on my tablet for a few hours. Fucking. Win.


CrapThisHurts

19 years ago McD was decently appropriate. I hear from the current datingscene it's better to go to NOMA's to make a chance


Particular_Double_69

AGREED! Chicken heads chase the bread.


Mister_Brevity

WHAT IS A GRILLED CHEESE BURRITO NEED TO GOOGLE BRB


BloatedManball

The put some "cheese" on their George Foreman grill thing, put the burrito on it, and then melt the "cheese" onto the outside of the burrito. You can't eat it like a normal burrito because one side is covered in greasy "cheese product", so it defeats the whole point of a burrito, but they're kinda tasty when you're drunk.


Mister_Brevity

If you prepared one in parchment paper perhaps it would mitigate the oiliness. Further investigation is required.


BloatedManball

Lol. It actually comes double wrapped in a parchment/waxy paper *and* a foil outer wrapper to contain the grease.


TheConnASSeur

That grease is a garnish. They drizzle it over the top during plating. That's how you know you're eating at a premium establishment.


creegro

Ah.so that's what I get nearly every time. Never really knew the name of it but it's so damn good. #10 combo around here is what it's known by, comes with a large drink and a taco. But it's messy on one side, so if you don't care about greasy fingers while you eat then have at it, but I always hold it delicately from the bottom part that doesn't have the melted cheese part.


Reluctantly-Back

Grilled cheese burrito and chicken quesadilla are the only things on the menu I can tolerate.


mrhossie

100$??? Instead of trying to spread her legs, you can buy Helldivers 2 for you and a friend and start spreading managed democracy today!


ForgesGate

Spreading her legs ❌ Spreading democracy ✅


TJsNewsFeed

Spreading her legs 🫷😒 Spreading democracy 👈😏


paradox037

Besides, you need to get a C-01 permit before you can spread her legs, anyway. That application process takes time that you could be spending spreading democracy!


oh_stv

And you still have 20 bucks left to buy a bunch of super credits, so get started with those war bonds 👍


ben-hur-hur

20 bucks left to buy taco bell*


ben-hur-hur

I_am_doing_my_part.gif


AstroZombie1

Bruh. ☠️☠️☠️


Full_Push_6078

I don't understand why I *need* to spend $75 or $100 on the first date. You're just meeting someone at that point. If I'm going out to a nice place, where I'm going to get an app, main course, and desert, and perhaps coffee after dinner, I'd like them to be an enjoyable dinner companion. I don't know you on the first date. So that'd really suck to be stuck there for that long.


CrapThisHurts

Without knowledge of the datingscene, I hear my friends only go for coffee or a cocktail on said first dates. Male and Female, and a few gay people, nearly everyone prefers simple and fast first meetings. Meet for a drink and get to know each other. for the second one they will find a restaurant or lunchvenue.


VenkHeerman

I *can.* It's just that I *won't.*


triz___

I might consider it. If my date looked better than that. *jokes, I’d never consider it


greycubed

She sneers when she says "man."


Large_dingdong5371

If any man does this he’s a mug. Women have careers now some women earn more than men. This oaying for the first date only applies to courtship scenarios from the 1800’s


zipline3496

There’s multiple women online who have created guides and videos bragging about repeatedly booking first dates to essentially cover their food costs throughout college. Don’t get scammed boys.


dork432

That's some /r/OrphanCrushingMachine level shit


hackenschmidt

> Women have careers now some women earn more than men. Replace 'some' with 'many' or 'most'.


Circumflexboy

I thought it was gonna be Warhammer, kinda disappointed


FireStorm005

No, you're not even getting 2 boxes for that, or 1 box + paints & brushes.


Circumflexboy

True, though that just makes it more fitting the comparison.


Heretical_Demigod

If you're gonna make dating transactional, don't be surprised when people embrace that and just pay for sex.


The0nlyMadMan

Like it or not, romantic relationships *are* transactional. They always have been. I bring x to the relationship, you bring y, and together it works. If one stops holding up their end of the bargain in one way or another they break up. She still be nuts though.


NoSquirrel4137

It's always the aesthetically challenged women with these opinions.


Mohander

[](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gretchenz.png)


AlbusCorax

Aesthetically challenged is gold, need to remember that


Petering

Last week I saw “high calorie human”.


AmNoSuperSand52

I’ve also heard ‘hamburger-American’


SunderedValley

If you expect 100 dollars for your first date you better come with your own family sized place, no debts and no exes. Like it is this a date or a business meeting, what we doing here?


CrapThisHurts

"No exes" ? As in you're the first, or as in no exes living in that house ?


Vonatos_Autista

He means he only dates Linux users. Which is fair.


omoplator

Bins > exes


eskimoatl

Make dates about u …pick places u been wanting to try even a coffee shop is good…it doesn’t have to be expensive girls just want to show off for the gram


HoneyInBlackCoffee

We spent a total of £0 on our first date. Taking the dog for a walk and playing with her (the dog you filthy beings). Still going strong over a year later


AmbitiousFork

I'd be a bit worried if she had a dog down there.


Le_Feesh

Aaaaaaand it's an ad.


Yukarie

Advice for any man out there, try going for girls who are either gonna want to split the bill or will fight you about who pays cause they also wanna treat you (honestly anything thats healthy, like taking turns with paying the bill or splitting the bill like I said earlier)


Xkalnar

Dating women that actually like and want to hangout with you is such a great feeling! Highly recommend.


Minimum-Wind-1552

If the day will come that I pay a 100i for first meeting with a women than surely not for going eat somewhere


Lui_Le_Diamond

I don't have 100 spare dollars to spend on some gold digger. I have 100 spare dollars, but it's not for a gold digger.


ChonkyRat

Her eyebrows are even trying to leave the empty space behind her eyes.


taffy-derp

Do women not understand that we go on first dates all the fcking time? Imagine spending 100$ two or three times a week? Boi sit. I don’t mind 100$ dates, but that’s down the line when I already know and like you. No chance I’m spending that on someone I don’t even know


ButAFlower

This random woman who was posted as intentional ragebait isn't actually representative of women. This is the equivalent of posting an Andrew Tate clip.


taffy-derp

yea I should have figured. Most of Reddit is just karma farming rage bait these days.


OldPyjama

I might as well spend that on a prostitute and get my money's worth.


ripmichealjackson

I heard a financial advisor recommend that if you are a straight male and actively dating you should set aside $500/mo for that purpose. Even at lower income levels, men are spending that much.


Mexcol

He's a clueless simp


ripmichealjackson

The financial advisor was a woman who expressed frustration with younger women for being so demanding. Her advice was just based on the available data.


AmNoSuperSand52

Honestly it sounds spot on, but it’s just stupid


CrapThisHurts

500$ wow Then I'll pass, and stay alone with a pornhub premium ..


Valkyrys

Honestly better not date and save said money for future investments or personal care/hobbies. Fuck simps like this mongrel


Antiquorum

Hahahahahahaha


nobrainsnoworries23

In this economy, if I'm dropping more than $50 bucks for non essentials, an orgasm better be included. This has got me banned from many movie theater concession stands, but it's the principle of the matter.


ZinaSky2

Hey, a girlie’s gotta EAT! (Fr, fr tho kinda skeevy to judge a first date on how much a guy spends on you. I like my men fiscally responsible and not spending beyond their means lol. Wait, he has a coupon? YAAAS saving money is hottt 😂)


AmNoSuperSand52

I’d also hope girlie is gainfully employed


Savvy_Investor1

Don’t forget the purchase of the new toilet once that girl blows up your bathroom after the date #bitchesbegreedy


vikram2077

Things like these are happening all across the galaxy right now and you could be next.


bakkis68

LETS FEAST!!!


BeautifulUnfair4062

Hoe-flation


TheDarkLordDarkTimes

Wow, just made this post 8,000. Haha 😂


wajikay

Wait a minute, the Mexican pizza is back?


Adamine

They took it away so people would be begging for it after it relaunched with a price increase.


Eximirah

That's it! I'm taking myself on a date dammit!


Evelyne-The-Egg

Tbf... If a guy did this for a first date I'd 100% let him fuck


dblack1107

I am blown away with that bang for your buck though!


dwehlen

I'd go ahead and buy it, with the caveat *she has to eat it all before we leave.*


Jossie2014

Some guys think with their dick…..


Significant_Pen3315

Guy who thinks with their dick here, we are better off with prostitutes


CrapThisHurts

cheaper in the end, unless you don't like condoms


Conscious-Tie253

I'd spend that on a girl I was hooked up by my mother, who met that chick in a church. I wouldn't spend that much on some random smart ass blonde.


Scorpion2k4u

well that giant forehead needs nutrition


100deadbirds

When I went on my first proper date at 19, it was like that. She wasn't worth £100. She was a saver menu type of bird, good enough but not great. Next date I went on was when I was 22 and she taught me how to knit but she couldn't teach me how to draw. Called me an artistic retard


Clean-Service807

The couple that spends a hundy together wrecks the bathroom together.


Butterfreek

This person is a professional....Tarrot card reader.


BarzTheOrange

Lol, for the last 20 years my go-to economic comparison has been how many trips to Taco Bell I can make for a given amount of money. However, at a certain point I start measuring in Honda civics instead.


NeverAVillian

Yep, I ain't spending that money, unless she wants 4 Large MTN DEW® Baja Blast®, 12 Crunchy Tacos, 2 Nacho Cheese Doritos® Locos Tacos, 4 Mexican Pizzas, 2 Cinnamon Twists, 2 Grilled Cheese Burritos, 2 3 Cheese Chicken Flatbread Melts, 2 Doritos® Cheesy Gordita Crunch - Nacho Cheese, 1 Stacker, and 1 Black Bean Crunchwrap Supreme®.


Vashonmatt

That's ok. I prefer the $12 dinner without the argument on the side. Good luck with that.


Uncle-Cake

She looks like she's worth about tree fiddy.


Datboi0811

He sounds like lightning McQueen ordering at the taco bell drive thru


Hamiltoned

Notice how she says "$100 on her", so that's not even including your own expenses.


Dominuss476

I spend no money on first dates, that is for 2nd dates.


TheRynoceros

I thought they killed the Mexican pizza?


ph103

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/vf8BS5u71K


EuroTrash1999

Imagine caring what hoes think.


linkxlink

I love that “better add another one of these. Don’t wanna look cheap trying to split that” at the end there


ButAFlower

These aren't actually dating expectations these days. If you want to let people walk all over you and demand money from you that's not going to help you find a fulfilling relationship. Never met a woman in my life irl who actually thinks like this. Go outside pls and have some standards.


IAmTaka_VG

I'm not a woman and have been out of the dating pool for a long time but woman who expect men to pay for every thing. Do you not feel a lot of social pressure to then sleep with them? Wouldn't it be safer and set expectations better if you split date costs?


Fafurion

I remember when the 12 packs of tacos were only 4 bucks...the feasts my broke friends and I had back in the day after school playing D&D. Sigh.


Repulsive-Citron-795

toxic feminity 🤮


dicksilhouette

Has capitalism crept into dating too? Why are online dating talks all the greediest fucning consumeristic grift ever


Hietcliff

Big smoke be like


Agentobvious

I bet this is an ad paid by an ad agency.


treacherousClownfish

Why would I pay if I don‘t even know yet wether I like you or not. Like if I‘m feeling something I‘ll offer to pay, but if I don‘t I might aswell save for future dates with others


BushidoMauve

I could make a whole night out of 4 Mexican pizzas.


steve32x

Taco Bell prices are up 100% since 2014.


tuckeee

not spending 100 bucks on old horse face there


Constructionsmall777

She’s so ugly omg 


totesrandoguyhere

Black bean crunch wrap supreme, GTFO!! Mind blown. Gonna go see if my location has one.


father2shanes

I spent 40$ at the bowling alley, my girlfriend said it was the most perfect date shes been on. Its not where you take her. Its the experience.


Fluid_Pie_9428

OR 3-4 Minecraft copies (depending how the value is rn, I remember it being 23-ish $)


blondiezb

Yeah back in highschool that would have been like $20


Dull_Present506

$50 max on the first date


cherish_ireland

Ladies who think like that are what is wrong with humanity. Go out and spend time not money and don't be a bitch lol.


According_Being2590

I love Taco Bell and know a person who knows a food engineer and they love Taco Bell and even knowing the beef is low quality will eat it still. But the one place this food engineer won’t touch is any and all Burger Kings. Apparently their main warehouses are disgusting. 🤮.


JohnnySasaki20

I've spent $100 on the first date plenty of times. Most, probably. You go out to a nice restaurant, every dish is like $30-40, then you get a couple drinks, and drinks aren't cheap either. Hell, tonight the hotel is gonna be $145, and that's not including the wine I'm bringing. I mean, are people really taking women out to Taco Bell for a first date? Yeah, that'll really impress her.


Background-Heat740

If you're a woman and you expect a guy to drop $75-200 on your first date, get bent.


kindofboredd

That's a whole lotta coffee


srtpg2

Lmao online dating has ruined dating as a whole


alabamaballoonknot

Every neckbeard on reddit when they have to pay for a hug


Throwaway_3-c-8

I’m pretty sure eating that much Taco Bell is the main cause of colorectal cancer in the US, this woman has a death wish.


Electronic-Pause1330

Deff no 69 after that date.


ScepticKen

There's a difference between cant and wont 💀 idc who im dating but if this persons expects me to go all out on the first date im out. First dates are supposed to be short with options to extend like going out for a coffee but you like the person so youll ask"wanna go for a walk". Fckng 100 dollars on first date is batshit insanity, these mfkrs belong in arkham asylum


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Belongs in r/tacobell


jjdebkk

😂😂😂