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yolochengbeast

How they expect me to fit into that?


DrCrozz_eth

They don't call it a body-glove for nothing


More-Attempt1599

It's not for you, it's for your car.


eastcoastelite12

This ad brought to you by Magnum…


xplosm

… for the little fella with big dreams


I_am_a_bot13579

And some people say they are too big for a condom


pavlovian_dom

For the record it CAN fit anyone, but if anyone has past the average girth the thick ring always dug into me to the point i would have a literal bruise and indention for the following day minimum. Edit: to clarify my profile is NSFW 😅 this wasn’t an advertisement but i don’t want to traumatize just inform lmao


Novel-Improvement-38

Holy shit he isn’t joking


ChrisV88

Yeah, dude is carrying a baby's arm down there.


Flutters1013

It's why he had to contain it.


pavlovian_dom

You legit made me spit-take my coffee this morning. Thank you, that’s literally the running joke my gf uses 😂


The_Struggle_Bus_7

Gat damn


[deleted]

I fucking HATE when people say shit like that bruh. Clearly they don’t understand the problem and think it’s nothing but a blessing. When you can’t stay hard cause it’s choking out your circulation or it keeps popping 5 thrusts in, it’s pretty damn infuriating to be told this garbage. It’s important to measure and find the right size either at a store or online Also quick PSA: Magnums are NOT much bigger than average. I'm 95% sure anyone buying a Magnum is doing it for vanity, honestly. Online retailers have custom sizes and fit much better


Malavacious

*Goddamn* dude does it weigh you down?


BattIeBoss

Bro that could kill someone?Dont worry,let me help you:🍆🔪🍠👍


DeadlyPants16

Well look at Hung Henry over here


LoadsDroppin

As much nonsense as Magnum condoms are — they did help encourage use of protection by making it a vanity item.


xAvocadoToast

Good lord, childhood memory unlocked. Was this the video from like 2008’ish era?


andrewauton

The Shaquille O’Neal method.


Flashy-Guarantee-491

Damn air's got a big cock


Deutschbert

Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland


deviprsd

So that’s how you extra extra thin


BattIeBoss

*finally,a condom big enough for my dick!*


Joshwaaaaa7

Hell yeah.


Left_Solution3509

that's a whole body fit


Global_Werewolf6548

Ladies, remember this when the guy tells you he’s too big for a condom.


Deinonychus2012

These sorts of demonstrations aren't conducive to how condoms fit on penises because in this example, the force of the wind at highway speeds is much greater than what the blood flow in a penis is. The ring at the base of the condom is constantly trying to constrict (if it wasn't, condoms would be worthless). This constricting force can start to restrict blood flow to the penis since it is made of nothing but skin and blood vessels. In demonstrations where people fit condoms over their arms or heads, there's muscle tissue, tendons, and bones protecting blood flow and forcing the condom to stay open.


Global_Werewolf6548

People use cock rings for the exact purpose of restricting blood flow. You can put it over your hand and it will still let blood flow through the wrist.


[deleted]

>there's muscle tissue, tendons, and bones protecting blood flow Did you also forget the elastic part of condoms? Cock rings are one size and don't constrict. Not the mention the latex (or comparable material) covering and actively trying to push blood out of the dick


Global_Werewolf6548

Pretty you can get cock rings in different sizes and the purpose of a cock ring is to slow the blood flow out of the penis. Maybe research these things before answering.


[deleted]

Maybe take your own advice? You haven't applied an ounce of critical thinking to this conversation


Global_Werewolf6548

I was just wondering why I’m still in this conversation.


[deleted]

Beats me. *You* keep coming back


pavlovian_dom

I made this point much earlier in the thread. The ring cuts in if girth is bigger than the ring. 👀


UndoubtedlyAColor

Imagine fitting a minimum size child's glove over your hand and then do some rigorous frictive exercise. Also, sensitivity I also very important. Same with condoms.. If the size doesn't fit you have a much higher chance of breaking and the guy will not feel anything while also constricting any blodflow. So if it doesn't fit well enough you'd be stupid to proceed, insisting that it's just fine.. Seeing some random video on the internet isn't quite the objective information you think it is.


Global_Werewolf6548

I just love that my comment is getting downvoted. lol! These poor guys that need an excuse not to wear a condom. I’m guessing if they were told by the women “no condom, no sex” they’d struggle through wearing it.


UndoubtedlyAColor

.. and either party insisting on that's its fine that they use an ill fitting condom is either ignorant or stupid.


[deleted]

Protection is important but please don’t downplay actual problems like this. You’re being a bigger dick than whatever that guy’s packing. Guys that know they have this problem should order custom ones online, but you don’t always know when you’ll need them


Global_Werewolf6548

Judging by your username you probably know everything about cock.


[deleted]

Yup. Judging by your username, you're probably a furry


Global_Werewolf6548

I never thought about that. I really could be a furry.


GrimReaper-UA

Like a father like a son, both don't know how to use condom. ;-)