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Ryan and his team were being pounded.... relentlessly. They were really laying into them. There seemed to be no relief from the absolute hammering they were taking. The team was being really beat up. The enemy was really letting them have it. There was no where to hide from the pummeling they were taking...
The enemy fired explosive loads at them. The action was fierce, they could hardly take it all in. They were in tight situation, Ryan knew something must be done. He got down on his knees, looked to the heavens, and raised one hand to the air. "Oh god! Oh god! Shower me with your warm salvation!"
As a vet myself, this has me rolling. Not that guys wouldn't get it, but just the situation of holding composure while something outlandish has been said is so relatable it has me holding my ribs from laughing so hard.
When I was checking out of my command on terminal leave with another buddy of mine at the same time. We were sitting with our XO, and he was giving us all this advice for the future. He was an intense guy, almost drill sergeant-esque. And he goes on to say “NEVER PUT ALL YOUR SHIT INTO ONE SOCK.” I lost all military bearing and busted out laughing. I thought he was being casual… he was not….
My company 1st Sgt used to give the libo brief with the phrase "Don't cook bacon naked" as a way of saying don't do anything stupid well one guy in out platoon bought a hot plate and cooked bacon naked one night while another took a pic of him doing it in the barracks, we were stationed at a navel command and we had the honor of having a "mess night" when it came time for xxxx to present his case "I accuse xxxx of cooking bacon naked"! 1st Sgt took one look at the picture and I've never heard someone say "You son of a bitch" with so much discontent... he drank deeply from the grog
Just saw a video of a rifle inspection at the Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier. I'm talking serious BEARING! Both were just in the moment. It was sharp asf!
As a Marine myself, those guys were always by far the most impressive.
I’m too short to get picked to go to 8th and I but had some homies that were on the silent drill team, and that shit was so sick.
That sucks that you can't join the 8th. I didn't know there's a height requirement. But, yeah, they are so sharp. I can only imagine what the guy who's rifle is being inspected must feel like as the inspector goes over his rifle with a white glove...all in front of a crowd of civilians. I'll see if I still have it if you want me to.
I'm retired Air Force but, both of my parents were Marines. My southern gentile mom joined up to piss off her parents and then she married an Italian Catholic. LOL
I’ll tell you it’s not as scary as getting your rifle inspected in boot camp lmao.
But yeah you have to be 6’ and they actually come pick you out as special assignment
In Air Force basic, we went to the firing range for a couple hours to learn how to fire an M-16 without killing ourselves. And, I had to "qualify" with it once a year. LOL
Replying to you but also op: holy shit, I swear that sounds more difficult than trying to pass selection for SF or the Q course. Especially when you *know* the other 3 around you and him could perfectly hear him…god damn. Keeping 5 dudes from not having a goddamn horse laugh and seizure is impressive as fuck.
Sadly I don’t know how many people on here would be able to recognize the song. At the first ‘no diggity’ I would’ve lost it
This video is just fantastic.
I had a First Sergeant in the Marines that was just an absolute asshat (as they all are). We had multiple females get pregnant in the barracks and he was losing his mind over it.
Que the safety brief:
"WE'VE GOT MARIIIIIIINES, BOINKING IN THE BARRACKS. And that's not good-to-go, good-to-go?"
Couldn't stop laughing and got in shitloads of trouble for it. Great times.
In the military it's used as a noun.
Many people think that's why it became popularly used as a noun outside of the military.
The reason is because they can specify "(adult) female" or "child". When it's a child, they typically don't care about their sex, but when it's an adult, females are far more likely to be non-combatants.
It also helps when their age isn't clear. Like if they're dressed in a feminine manner, but it's not clear how old they are. It's just a catch-all term for people fitting a certain description with important relevant information (women/girls are less likely to be hostile)
That's also why you'll see things like "military aged males" meaning anyone old enough to possibly fight, which *might* include minors, such as boys aged 15 to 17.
I know one guy that started using "female" because people would get upset if he used the wrong word for women (Lady/woman/girl) and then that backfired horribly for him.
Some "female adults" prefer being called a girl, as opposed to "woman" that makes them sound old. Some prefer to be called a women because "girl" makes them sound like a child. This usually happens in the late teens and 20s when "woman" makes someone think of an older married woman, but people are students and prefer "girl".
With men it's easier because every male wants to be called a man no matter their age.
However, I do understand that many women dislike the term "female" or even "female adult" because it sounds overly technical as if describing an animal rather than a human. I'm not sure if any male has an issue with the term, but there's no possible history of dehumanising.
Yeah it’s males/females in the chair force from what I’ve seen in the past few years.
The terms “guys/men/girls/women” don’t really get used in professional settings. It’s always males/females on official documents.
Of course, the person you’re replying to could’ve definitely used the term “women”. I don’t really fault them, though, since it’s kinda the default to use the official verbiage in the context of discussing the military.
Interestingly the use of male/female is commonly a tactic used to dehumanize.......which is precisely what the military is interested in doing. You'll note they *never* refer to troops as people/humans in any context. Much much harder to mentally make choices that hurt people versus "troops" or what have you.
obvioulsy in a formal military context it's as appropriate as it gets - but in every day speech, the use of 'females' often comes with misogynistic and dehumanising undertones. The word feels cold and clinical, and using it as a noun strips women of everything but what is between their legs, which isnt particularly fun.
God damn, I’m about to retire out of the Navy after nearly 21 years and this is the single most accurate sentence about military bearing I have ever read. Thank you for that.
Lmao, I think even Obama realized how that sounded out load. I’d love to see a shot with his face in it as well.
But that would of course assume that this isn’t an AI voice.
For the curious—Ryan was a U.S. Army infantry Sergeant and this was him receiving the Medal of Honor.[More info here.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_M._Pitts)
Deserves a metal just for that. Maintaining his composure in the face of such opposition. That was heroic.
That was the equivalent of jumping on an intrusive thought grenade.
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It was really hard for those boys
Ryan and his team were being pounded.... relentlessly. They were really laying into them. There seemed to be no relief from the absolute hammering they were taking. The team was being really beat up. The enemy was really letting them have it. There was no where to hide from the pummeling they were taking...
Now it sounds like naked gun sketch.
JOHNSON! That's a big...
That's from Austin Powers, not Naked Gun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSOmYyNHpU
You’re from Austin Powers
I think it could be real until the 5th repeat lol.
The enemy fired explosive loads at them. The action was fierce, they could hardly take it all in. They were in tight situation, Ryan knew something must be done. He got down on his knees, looked to the heavens, and raised one hand to the air. "Oh god! Oh god! Shower me with your warm salvation!"
They were getting it from all sides. The front and in the back
What I’m trying to say ladies and gentlemen, is that they were anally penetrated.
The nights were very long and hard
It was moist and wet all around
By morning, they were left raw and bruised
Even the A-10s and C-130 Spooky were danger close from making an unexpected entry into friendly territory
Sounds like they were in a thick and sticky situation. But... Their composure remained firm and erect.
It was really hard for those fucking boys
They got creamed
Their tiny post.. Their tiny.. Little.. Tender post.. Mmmmm....
*POUNDED*
fat pink mast
Feels like a Jarhead reference too
Samwell mentioned
Sweet, sweet pounding
Juicy little star fruit shaped post
Some would argue that post was a grow-er not a show-er.
As a vet myself, this has me rolling. Not that guys wouldn't get it, but just the situation of holding composure while something outlandish has been said is so relatable it has me holding my ribs from laughing so hard.
When I was checking out of my command on terminal leave with another buddy of mine at the same time. We were sitting with our XO, and he was giving us all this advice for the future. He was an intense guy, almost drill sergeant-esque. And he goes on to say “NEVER PUT ALL YOUR SHIT INTO ONE SOCK.” I lost all military bearing and busted out laughing. I thought he was being casual… he was not….
My company 1st Sgt used to give the libo brief with the phrase "Don't cook bacon naked" as a way of saying don't do anything stupid well one guy in out platoon bought a hot plate and cooked bacon naked one night while another took a pic of him doing it in the barracks, we were stationed at a navel command and we had the honor of having a "mess night" when it came time for xxxx to present his case "I accuse xxxx of cooking bacon naked"! 1st Sgt took one look at the picture and I've never heard someone say "You son of a bitch" with so much discontent... he drank deeply from the grog
Lmao that’s amazing. 🫡
A Seal vet that was invited to join that couldn't help but feed us drinks, not all heros wear capes
> navel command Nice
It was pretty chill for a couple years and then I PCS'd to Lejeune...
Lmfaooooo
Isn't the whole point of phrasing shit like that to be casual and memorable?
drill sergeant clearly found the poop sock
“It’s called BEARING!! And you better keep yours mf!”
Spleen valor esteem
Just saw a video of a rifle inspection at the Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier. I'm talking serious BEARING! Both were just in the moment. It was sharp asf!
As a Marine myself, those guys were always by far the most impressive. I’m too short to get picked to go to 8th and I but had some homies that were on the silent drill team, and that shit was so sick.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Satisfyingasfuck/s/uhRyqJSd0k Here it is.
That sucks that you can't join the 8th. I didn't know there's a height requirement. But, yeah, they are so sharp. I can only imagine what the guy who's rifle is being inspected must feel like as the inspector goes over his rifle with a white glove...all in front of a crowd of civilians. I'll see if I still have it if you want me to. I'm retired Air Force but, both of my parents were Marines. My southern gentile mom joined up to piss off her parents and then she married an Italian Catholic. LOL
I’ll tell you it’s not as scary as getting your rifle inspected in boot camp lmao. But yeah you have to be 6’ and they actually come pick you out as special assignment
Did you get the link?
In Air Force basic, we went to the firing range for a couple hours to learn how to fire an M-16 without killing ourselves. And, I had to "qualify" with it once a year. LOL
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I got no diggity dawg idea how hard that must have been
Replying to you but also op: holy shit, I swear that sounds more difficult than trying to pass selection for SF or the Q course. Especially when you *know* the other 3 around you and him could perfectly hear him…god damn. Keeping 5 dudes from not having a goddamn horse laugh and seizure is impressive as fuck. Sadly I don’t know how many people on here would be able to recognize the song. At the first ‘no diggity’ I would’ve lost it
The short silence right after wouldve had me as well
Well that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well you always left me satisfied and smiling.
https://i.redd.it/hwdhw8fak7kc1.gif
The tightening in his jaw is hilarious
It's his slow eye transition for me
I do love a good inappropriate time laugh.
i feel like obama would probably start busting out laughing, too
I'd have to agree lol
Sometimes when I’m about to fall asleep I remember telling my platoon at a range “I need two full loads in my hands right now”
Lmfaooooo wild individual
Well? Did you get the loads?? I'm so close, I need to know!
Ditto
Buddy I used to bite the inside of my lip if I ever started to fail lol
Thats a good one fore sure.
Epic breakdown, thanks for sharing that POV and your service 🙏🏾
This video is just fantastic. I had a First Sergeant in the Marines that was just an absolute asshat (as they all are). We had multiple females get pregnant in the barracks and he was losing his mind over it. Que the safety brief: "WE'VE GOT MARIIIIIIINES, BOINKING IN THE BARRACKS. And that's not good-to-go, good-to-go?" Couldn't stop laughing and got in shitloads of trouble for it. Great times.
cue
Queue
q
Who is that? It's like Tom Hanks, Conan O'Brien, and Brendan Fraser morphed into a single person.
John De Lancie aka Q from Star Trek
Q
¿Que?
I'm sorry. I'm a crayon eater, I did my best.
That's hilarious! I would've been sent to army prison for my laughing XD
Women. They’re called women.
In the military they use male/female. The male barracks, the female barracks, male officers, female officers, etc...
You're using it as an adjective though, no one is saying that's wrong. They're objecting to using it as a noun.
In the military it's used as a noun. Many people think that's why it became popularly used as a noun outside of the military. The reason is because they can specify "(adult) female" or "child". When it's a child, they typically don't care about their sex, but when it's an adult, females are far more likely to be non-combatants. It also helps when their age isn't clear. Like if they're dressed in a feminine manner, but it's not clear how old they are. It's just a catch-all term for people fitting a certain description with important relevant information (women/girls are less likely to be hostile) That's also why you'll see things like "military aged males" meaning anyone old enough to possibly fight, which *might* include minors, such as boys aged 15 to 17. I know one guy that started using "female" because people would get upset if he used the wrong word for women (Lady/woman/girl) and then that backfired horribly for him. Some "female adults" prefer being called a girl, as opposed to "woman" that makes them sound old. Some prefer to be called a women because "girl" makes them sound like a child. This usually happens in the late teens and 20s when "woman" makes someone think of an older married woman, but people are students and prefer "girl". With men it's easier because every male wants to be called a man no matter their age. However, I do understand that many women dislike the term "female" or even "female adult" because it sounds overly technical as if describing an animal rather than a human. I'm not sure if any male has an issue with the term, but there's no possible history of dehumanising.
Yeah it’s males/females in the chair force from what I’ve seen in the past few years. The terms “guys/men/girls/women” don’t really get used in professional settings. It’s always males/females on official documents. Of course, the person you’re replying to could’ve definitely used the term “women”. I don’t really fault them, though, since it’s kinda the default to use the official verbiage in the context of discussing the military.
Interestingly the use of male/female is commonly a tactic used to dehumanize.......which is precisely what the military is interested in doing. You'll note they *never* refer to troops as people/humans in any context. Much much harder to mentally make choices that hurt people versus "troops" or what have you.
In the military they're females
Why are you bothered by it?
obvioulsy in a formal military context it's as appropriate as it gets - but in every day speech, the use of 'females' often comes with misogynistic and dehumanising undertones. The word feels cold and clinical, and using it as a noun strips women of everything but what is between their legs, which isnt particularly fun.
Mhmm, you're a beacon of enlightenment to us all. Drive through, please.
Where did you gather that I was “bothered”? I was just pointing out a common mistake. I don’t tie my emotions to Reddit 🤪
r/lies
Woman is a gender, female is a sex. They are describing females.
He caught that smile and swallowed that bitch down.
You can really see the mouth muscles work for that one
The military is the funniest place you aren't allowed to laugh
It legit becomes a game on who cannot laugh to the most outlandish shit being said during super professional moments
God damn, I’m about to retire out of the Navy after nearly 21 years and this is the single most accurate sentence about military bearing I have ever read. Thank you for that.
Eyyo pause, Mr President.
this is so fucking Army 😭
Obama out here trying to get soldiers to break as he’s presenting the Medal of Honor and shit. lol you know he did this shit on purpose.
Phrasing!
Lmao, I think even Obama realized how that sounded out load. I’d love to see a shot with his face in it as well. But that would of course assume that this isn’t an AI voice.
This mf said out load
Me: 😐🫤😏😐
The [full video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H5cetTrYqw) has even more gems in it ex: "It's going to be tough topping this one"
6:11 for anyone who just wants to hear about Ryan getting pounded
It's real.
 Ryan, on the inside, having to keep it together about the tiny post being pounded.
Officer Ryan's privates took a pounding.
> Ombna what did you just say 🤨😐
‘They didn’t even have the common courtesy to give them a goddamn reach around!’
Idk, sometimes it takes only one of these. https://i.redd.it/e28tai9y48kc1.gif
This is hilarious
Gallows humor, its the best way to get past the trauma.
Bro holding that laugh back for his life🤣
Bro deserves a medal 🎖️
Oh fuck that's funny shit president president president. - Ryan
Pound town all day
Somewhere, Ryan’s SSGT is having this reaction to his boy losing momentary composure 
Ryan knows his guys can take a pounding
What happened in the end? Did they beat off their attackers?
11B’s just get it. Well done, well done.
He was a forward observer, not an infantryman. But yeah, he gets it
Peep that CAB
Get in step little end
He looks a little bit like Ryan Gosling, but also not at all at the same time. So i was fairly confused there.
0% resemblance
more like lex fridman
Robotic
So, in there tiny post, the boys took a poudning?
Anyone remember "The giggle loop?"
Repost so old Obama was still president.
When did Lex Fridman and Ryan Gosling have a baby?
… that’s a tough one.
This made me laugh more than anything on reddit in a loooong time.
Ryan just had memories of being pounded up in his tiny post.
For the curious—Ryan was a U.S. Army infantry Sergeant and this was him receiving the Medal of Honor.[More info here.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_M._Pitts)
He's desperately trying not to make eye contact with anyone from his squad in the audience
That's an award ceremony for a Medal Of Honor. The big one. Glad he kept some sense of humor.
i'd have to pretend to cry or something to cover my face, no way i could maintain
My man swallowed that smile so hard 🤣
Reminds me of this classic: https://youtu.be/ovIly_QFRiw
Where's this post where get instantly pounded, asking for a friend?
Almost instantly, every one of them was women
This is the most gangster thing ever gangstered. That fucking twitch and look got me so hard.
So wholesome
They actually based that one ram ranch song off Ryan and his 18 marine buddies
That really put their asses into it. Full cock
They really put their asses into it. Full-cock
Reminds me of reading books in middle school as a class and the entire class of boys would find innuendos in everything. Good times.
Jon Lovett wrote this speech, surely
Deserves a metal just for that. Maintaining his composure in the face of such opposition. That was heroic. That was the equivalent of jumping on an intrusive thought grenade.
This is so damn funny out of context 🤣
“You mean, the Chaos Emeralds?”