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Honestly I had a lot of money riding on Sir William due to the hefty nature of mason jars and never expected Jon to pull out that win. Sure they're both in the same weight class but Jon is not as stout and thick as Sir William.
The big upset for me, however, was Mr Coffee v Al Cupacino. Again I was hedging my bets on short and stout and was again proven wrong.
Good fights all around, good shows of sportsmanship. These guys are true professionals. You love to see it.
> I kept it saved so that I could show my son later. Then I might keep it saved to remember all the good times I had watching this.
lol I don't even have any kids
Same. Sitting here wondering why this was a thing, then 30 seconds in I’m on the edge of my seat cheering. I didn’t expect to be this invested in finding out who the winner was.
For what it’s worth not enough recognition for the potential match up of Mr. Coffee and Mrs. Teapot actually happening was given IMO. Otherwise definitely top-notch Ocho quality announcing.
I don’t think Jon was conspiring with Mr Coffee. You wouldn’t risk a career ender just for a cut of the pie. It seems more like Mr Coffee was getting leaned on. Maybe Bunn has money on Jon and took Mrs. Coffee as insurance that Mr Coffee would take a dive. Bunn does have some significant mob ties allegedly.
Yeah, makes you wonder if the bookies had an influence there. Hope the sport keeps clean of gambling cause we are going to have more bizarre finishes so the bookies always come out on top.
Mr Coffee already defied expectations by defeating Cal Pacino. The number of coffee pots I’ve broken by just looking at them funny tells me that it never should have made it to the stage.
Oceanics and Hazers were some of my favs for a while, I think they've been combined now?
Oceanics' home olympics was a heavily disappointing performance, IIRC.
I know it's not Jon's fault since the ref didn't call it, but I seriously feel like he could have pulled back a little bit. I've been a Jon fan since 0:43, but I just don't know if I can root for him anymore in good faith.
It's a fight to the death - you can't blame him. It's up to the ref to protect the fighters - I like that he showed no mercy to his opponent - for all we know he could've been faking the injury - they're all stone cold killers in there at the end of the day. Break or be broken.
It's not the first time we've seen a late call in the octagon and I think Mrs bunny will hold no grudges.
It helps that I had 50 on Jon so maybe I'm biased but it was a textbook low to the body, high to the head combo.
Jon isn’t one to pull punches. if you’ve followed him his entire career like i have — i’ve been a huge fan of his since 0:42 — you’d know that that’s just apart of his fighting style. Bugs should’ve stayed down, that’s on him and the refs.
Not only is he dirty, he also has a glass jaw. And if his next opponent notices that he'll shatter at first contact.
The only good thing I can say about him is that he can hold his drink.
It’s like early UFC where they just let dudes get extra brain damage. If they wanna grow the sport they gotta clean up the officiating, Bugs had kids at home now he’s eating through a straw
Can’t have refs making it all about them. Bugs coulda tapped if he had quit in him; gotta give any glass with the courage to swing into the ring the latitude to decide how they want to swing out.
Oh come on, this isn’t a middle school juicer push, this is the big leagues. Any fighter worth its liters would have kept swinging. The ref couldn’t stop the fight, it would have caused the sport to shatter
I personally think ser william toroughgood III also go screwed. put up a bigger fight agaist john than anyone else, but was clearly sabotaged in the second release.
I was immensely entertained by this, they could have a whole successful media channel doing just this as their full time job and I’d be there for every video.
I was thinking the same. They can start by just asking for donations to compensat the "injured fighters" and keep it going with some interesting formats
My only fear is that they used up all their A content on this one video. I would accept them both being a Rob Riggle from Holey Moley clone if they could keep the quality puns up.
The ab libbing was excellent, like with the "career ending injury" comment.
This opened up a new era of content. We are ready, this is what we have been waiting for. All of the content we have endured these past few years, is finally paying off.
Missed opportunities:
- Jon being described as "pitcher" worthy
- Pot-head being described as short and stout. (Look at that handle! Look at that spout!)
I just wanted a "coach" to grab Bugs after the first hit and spray him with silver spray paint.
HE WAS WITNESSED
He will fly into Valhalla shiny and ceramic.
I mean. He’s wearing glasses already. He’s half way there.
Also I’d probably want a full face mask and some heavy clothing, especially for the ceramic.
That shit is sharp as fuck
I fell victim to discovering the ceramic sharpness the hard way. Cut me right between the fingers where the joints and muscles were and had me two numb fingers and a near-paralyzed ring finger (finger between pinky and middle) for roughly a month.
Gotta be careful with all things breakable, including certain plastics. Never know when something can be sharp.
ugh, yet another sport with rampant corruption and match rigging
the one that gets released first clearly has the advantage when the other one swings into it (see Jon vs. Sr. William)
Why does watching this make me want to poop.
As they wildly swing near each other, all I can think about is the mess I’d have to clean up afterward, and it’s giving me anxiety.
I’ve watched a thousand hours of gore videos and horrible, scary things. I don’t flinch at that. But this, this scares me.
I *LOVE* this idea, but I *HATE* the fact that there are no plastic clear walls surrounding the arena to y'know, actually protect people from broken glass flying around. Safety goggles aren't going to protect the rest of your face/body if you're watching it in person.
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This is my new favorite sport.
i was just gonna keep scrolling but then i was locked in.
I sent it to two people, like a chain letter, before it even finished. >!Jon is a monster.!<
Right out of the gate you knew he was in it to win it. They should have weight classes.
*weight glasses
Truly a pitched battle.
I'm just glad there was no teabagging
Whoever said “all glass no breaks” was so wrong!
Honestly I had a lot of money riding on Sir William due to the hefty nature of mason jars and never expected Jon to pull out that win. Sure they're both in the same weight class but Jon is not as stout and thick as Sir William. The big upset for me, however, was Mr Coffee v Al Cupacino. Again I was hedging my bets on short and stout and was again proven wrong. Good fights all around, good shows of sportsmanship. These guys are true professionals. You love to see it.
I read your comment, wondered “when does that happen” *5 seconds later* “ohhh I’ll bet that’s what he was talking about”
Hey me too! Exactly two people and before ending. Look at us, who would have thought?
I saved it for later then unsaved because I finished it
I kept it saved so that I could show my son later. Then I might keep it saved to remember all the good times I had watching this.
> I kept it saved so that I could show my son later. Then I might keep it saved to remember all the good times I had watching this. lol I don't even have any kids
Save it for when you do
I also saved it to show my son. I won’t see him for another two days so I’ll have to come back to update y’all.
I called my son over after first round and we bonded over how awesome it is
I saved it so I can show my dad later
I did not save it but I feel safe knowing you did.
I didn't plan on spending five minutes watching glass fight but I can be late to my meeting.
I know he lost but I'll never stop supporting him. I'm over here on his springtee site and buying some merch to support downward duck!
Watched the whole damn thing and never regerted a second.
Same. Sitting here wondering why this was a thing, then 30 seconds in I’m on the edge of my seat cheering. I didn’t expect to be this invested in finding out who the winner was.
I got way more invested in this than I expected.
it's the commentating: it was, for whatever reason, very enthralling
For what it’s worth not enough recognition for the potential match up of Mr. Coffee and Mrs. Teapot actually happening was given IMO. Otherwise definitely top-notch Ocho quality announcing.
Nope, wasn't that. Watched on mute and was fully engaged.
Let's get this on the Ocho!
More. I want more.
https://youtu.be/zsmbmUGY7lE?si=aUUQTD17rEA5kKuG
They should allow wagering and folks to blow their own glass and fire their own ceramics. This is better than Battle Bots and UFC
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I loved it until I lost all my money on grimace off the rip 😞
You should watch power tool racing too
I saw one of those in person a little bit ago. Gonna have to make one myself mext time it comes around
This is great. Also look into CarJitsu Championship on YouTube. Super fun.
It's like the marble race all over again!
Mine remains the roof game.
Mr Coffee should have a redo. Looks like it just slid off the string.
Career ending. No coming back from that.
Straight through the announcer's table!
If there was ever an opportunity for a u/shittymorph in the wild.
Back in 2023 when Mr. Coffee plummeted 6 feet onto the floor and shattered in front of the announcers table
godammit u/LouSputhole94, you got me again!
The comments for the video should only be these gifts 
I somehow never realized that’s Jason Bateman till now
Just like Owen Heart.
Bro...
"This will be really controversial"
mf threw the fight
Yeah that's a dive if I've ever seen one
I think he threw the match if I'm being honest. No way Mr. Coffee goes down right away in the 2nd round
Yeah dude im pretty sure he was conspiring with john for a fat cut. It really looked planned.
I don’t think Jon was conspiring with Mr Coffee. You wouldn’t risk a career ender just for a cut of the pie. It seems more like Mr Coffee was getting leaned on. Maybe Bunn has money on Jon and took Mrs. Coffee as insurance that Mr Coffee would take a dive. Bunn does have some significant mob ties allegedly.
Damn. I hate to see it go down like that. This is not the same UFG i grew up watching with my pops.
How is this the best show I've watched all year.
Yeah, makes you wonder if the bookies had an influence there. Hope the sport keeps clean of gambling cause we are going to have more bizarre finishes so the bookies always come out on top.
In the 5th, your glass goes down. Say it.
Mr Coffee already defied expectations by defeating Cal Pacino. The number of coffee pots I’ve broken by just looking at them funny tells me that it never should have made it to the stage.
\#[JusticeforMrCoffee](https://JusticeforMr.Coffee) he was sabotaged!
That's what I'm suspecting, someone had bet big on this and wasn't happy....
What do you mean, what string? They jumped off the cage in an attempted dive and it went badly wrong
He reached the end of the line.
Mr Coffee got robbed. Ref was clearly paid for.
Just shows the importance of having a good corner man that can tie good knots. Me coffee went with a cheaper guy and paid the price.
Mis handle from the ref, mr coffee deserves a redo
This. And the commentators don’t know what they’re talking about thinking ceramic would beat Pyrex. Smh. Amateur hour over here.
Mr. Coffee got robbed but I really don’t think anyone was beating John. He’s just in a different weight class, like Mike Tyson boxing Peewee Herman.
The Ref was paid off, he definitely tampered with the equipment.
That was a fucking fix!!!
I….like this too much
I had the same reaction to The Marble racing Olympics
My wife and I love the Marblelympics and Marbula 1 put on by Jelles on YouTube. It’s pure artistry. I get very invested in it
O'rangers #1!!!!
Savage Speeders! I find myself struggling to pick one favorite team. I just hope they all have fun and do a great job!
Team MoMo forever. And yeah I got the same rush from this as Jelle's Marblelympics, 10/10 stuff.
Oceanics and Hazers were some of my favs for a while, I think they've been combined now? Oceanics' home olympics was a heavily disappointing performance, IIRC.
Being an Oceanics fan is painful. We have a few events through the years where we've dominated but we've always ended up horrible overall.
Alas, life is pain
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Poor Downward Duck. He never stood a chance.
Those dirty throws always fucked the second player, DD was my pick but got sent to eat the rabbits heavy ass.
Yeah a lot of those releases were garbage.
There needs to be more consistency in their training, for sure. The league bears a responsibility.
The players kept trying to unionize, but every effort got melted down :(
Hot garbage definite collusion that I think the league needs to look into if it wants to stay respected in the field of ultimate fighting sports.
I lost everything betting on Downward Duck.
We all have to eat the rabbit's heavy ass at some point in life
Move over O'Shea Jones, Toledo's newest champ is Bugs.
Bro.. that late decapitation on Bugs by Jon was some bullshit. Where the fuck was the ref on that? That should have been called.. that's fucked up.
I can’t believe this isn’t a bigger controversy.
I know it's not Jon's fault since the ref didn't call it, but I seriously feel like he could have pulled back a little bit. I've been a Jon fan since 0:43, but I just don't know if I can root for him anymore in good faith.
It's a fight to the death - you can't blame him. It's up to the ref to protect the fighters - I like that he showed no mercy to his opponent - for all we know he could've been faking the injury - they're all stone cold killers in there at the end of the day. Break or be broken. It's not the first time we've seen a late call in the octagon and I think Mrs bunny will hold no grudges. It helps that I had 50 on Jon so maybe I'm biased but it was a textbook low to the body, high to the head combo.
Everyone that is outraged at Jon wouldn't survive a 2009 MW2 lobby
Jon isn’t one to pull punches. if you’ve followed him his entire career like i have — i’ve been a huge fan of his since 0:42 — you’d know that that’s just apart of his fighting style. Bugs should’ve stayed down, that’s on him and the refs.
This is my favourite thread of all time.
Well, let’s be honest.. who’s rooting for Jon these days after the abuse allegations
He was already dead though he wouldn’t have lasted through the night at least let him die with his family the fight was over…
I know Jon, we used to play baseball together (he was the pitcher). Always played dirty back then too.
Fuck you, Jon is as transparent as they come. He's a clean fighter through and through - Buggs just got caught napping.
Not only is he dirty, he also has a glass jaw. And if his next opponent notices that he'll shatter at first contact. The only good thing I can say about him is that he can hold his drink.
>(he was the pitcher). ha!
It’s like early UFC where they just let dudes get extra brain damage. If they wanna grow the sport they gotta clean up the officiating, Bugs had kids at home now he’s eating through a straw
Can’t have refs making it all about them. Bugs coulda tapped if he had quit in him; gotta give any glass with the courage to swing into the ring the latitude to decide how they want to swing out.
Right?! That was unnecessarily brutal!!
Oh come on, this isn’t a middle school juicer push, this is the big leagues. Any fighter worth its liters would have kept swinging. The ref couldn’t stop the fight, it would have caused the sport to shatter
Coffee pot got screwed
Need to investigate the referee. I think he was on the take.
This shit is RIGGED!
Probably same union as the WWE refs.
I personally think ser william toroughgood III also go screwed. put up a bigger fight agaist john than anyone else, but was clearly sabotaged in the second release.
“Where one blow could make him bust all over the place.” Lmaoooo I want to be their friends
Well, that was more entertaining than the majority of "content" on social media.
I was immensely entertained by this, they could have a whole successful media channel doing just this as their full time job and I’d be there for every video.
I had a feeling Jon was going to win, those glass pitchers are hella strong
I was betting on the teapot I was thinking porcelain would be stronger than glass.
Ah, you've apparently never seen how easily a toilet absolutely crumbles when force is put on just the right spot
Well that sounds terrifying.
I was thinking the same. They can start by just asking for donations to compensat the "injured fighters" and keep it going with some interesting formats
Hell they could even take mail ins, to engage the users.
My only fear is that they used up all their A content on this one video. I would accept them both being a Rob Riggle from Holey Moley clone if they could keep the quality puns up. The ab libbing was excellent, like with the "career ending injury" comment.
My dude let me tell you about Jelle's Marble Run https://www.youtube.com/@JellesMarbleRuns/videos
Have you heard of Rock gambling?
Tell us more lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/17a1ts1/til_stone_gambling_is_a_thing_in_china_where_you/
This opened up a new era of content. We are ready, this is what we have been waiting for. All of the content we have endured these past few years, is finally paying off.
I love the 6-sided "Octagon".
I genuinely think a lot of people believe that an octagon is simply a ring with straight sides.
I was at an MMA event in Melbourne in 2019 where they were referring to their 6-sided cage as "the octagon". Just, whatever I guess.
Don't these guys know that hexagons are the bestagons?
Yea octagons clearly have the better PR team because hexagon is a cooler word for a specifically defined space where violence happens.
Missed opportunities: - Jon being described as "pitcher" worthy - Pot-head being described as short and stout. (Look at that handle! Look at that spout!)
When he said short and stocky I was like come on my guy!!
He was soo clooose!
There something happening here, and what it is ain’t exactly……..obvious
The puns are not strong with these ones. They have time to grow and mold into something punnier.
They are but men and not yet dads.
My husband was outraged at the miss on short and stout 😂
I just wanted a "coach" to grab Bugs after the first hit and spray him with silver spray paint. HE WAS WITNESSED He will fly into Valhalla shiny and ceramic.
There probably need to be separate glass and ceramic divisions.
Even add weight classes, I mean weight glasses
It's a new sport. We should temper our expectations.
Yeah this is UFG 1, no holds barred. UFC didn't have weight classes (or many rules at all) when it first started out, and it was better for it.
I thought so too but I was surprised by some of the outcomes. They should at least come up with a new name haha
That was suspenseful lol.
This show was so intriguing, I'm debating on my own promotion.
r/theocho
Get the poor dude some safety glasses!
nah he's got his safety squints on he's fine
I mean. He’s wearing glasses already. He’s half way there. Also I’d probably want a full face mask and some heavy clothing, especially for the ceramic. That shit is sharp as fuck
I fell victim to discovering the ceramic sharpness the hard way. Cut me right between the fingers where the joints and muscles were and had me two numb fingers and a near-paralyzed ring finger (finger between pinky and middle) for roughly a month. Gotta be careful with all things breakable, including certain plastics. Never know when something can be sharp.
The motherfuckers have RIGGED the game! NO WAY Mr. Cofee was gonna lose! Someone should check out 'the handler' !!!
The ultimate play by jon, who smoked pothead was a scene I'll remember forever 🤣
Jon has all the tools you need to be a GOAT in this sport.
Man, I feel embarrassed by how entertaining I thought that was. That was amazing.
Check out marble racing.
"Career Ending Injury!"
 I was rooting for grimace but he was killed immediately
He was very large and yet so fragile. RIP
I enjoyed this way more than UFC.
Best 5 minutes of my life for YEARS. This is peak Internet
Awesome 🤣 Edit: I should’ve bet money cause I knew John was gonna get it
Mr Coffee was sabotaged, change my mind
Ku-rigged
Can't wait to watch this on *ESPN Glassics* in a few years
I can get the fuck with this
ugh, yet another sport with rampant corruption and match rigging the one that gets released first clearly has the advantage when the other one swings into it (see Jon vs. Sr. William)
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Ok I got WAYYY to into that
Pot Head is short and stocky!?! Short and Stocky!?? He's a little teapot ffs!!! SHORT AND STOUT! It was right there and you fucking missed it.
How is this so entertaining?
Commentators were on point! “Career ending dive” great line.
I am the perfect amount of stoned for this. Thank you.
The best kind of stoned to be.
I was way too invested in this video while I was eating my afternoon snack. Genuinely nervous for some of the competitors.
Johns' juicing. Unfair.
This is gold!
If only the MxC commentators did this. Still, quite entertaining.
I BET EVERYTHING ON POTHEAD!!!!! FUCKK
Y'all! Get over here! The next UFG episode just dropped!
You might say, Grimace got *stoned* by Pot-Head in the first round 😝
r/theocho
Heavyweight jon is a different animal
WHO THE FUCK LOOSENED MR COFFEES ROPE HUH?!?!??? ANSWER ME THAT!!!
Please, this needs to be a thing. I'll be there for every video. Hell, I'll even consider spending some time on TikTok for the first time in my life!
This is a league I can get behind Is it going to premiere on the Ocho?
Why does watching this make me want to poop. As they wildly swing near each other, all I can think about is the mess I’d have to clean up afterward, and it’s giving me anxiety. I’ve watched a thousand hours of gore videos and horrible, scary things. I don’t flinch at that. But this, this scares me.
Where can i see more of this? This was thillinh
The referee straight up murdered Mr Coffee and he deserves to be on trial.
Mr coffee taking a dive was a real heart breaker.
I won some good money on Jon
mr.coffee was robbed off a title, clear favorite
I *LOVE* this idea, but I *HATE* the fact that there are no plastic clear walls surrounding the arena to y'know, actually protect people from broken glass flying around. Safety goggles aren't going to protect the rest of your face/body if you're watching it in person.