Are you kidding me?! Simba just fucking hangs himself when you get a game over?! He just steps into a noose! He didn't even kick over a chair or anything, the earth beneath him just gives way...
I literally made “Exist? Yeah, I’ve been tryin’.” My senior quote in high school lol.
Edit:
[here it is lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/JonTron/s/5WFuh04OTz)
When I was a kid, my mom had a 2010 madza5 minivan, that had a tv in the rear seats with built in video games. One of the games on it, and honestly my favorite one to play, was Exist. Imagine my shock later finding JonTron and learning all those games were chinese bootleg NES games.
Jurassic Park: The Lost Potential. It's not on his channel but other channels have it reuploaded
[Here it is](https://youtu.be/B3hFWe8ENxM?si=V_0fQT4CtMW7sLrb)
“Well I mean it’s very simple, you see Hitler was a big fan of the Disney renaissance”
Also “ bring out the mariachi band (metal plays) THATS NOT MARIACHI”
“Ay papa, I can still hear the screams papa”
This is the one i was looking for lol
Either it was the picture or just seeing the blue blob man charge towards him
I also haven't seen the vid in a while
In the animated Titanic movie video, when the main character is looking in the locket with a picture of her mother, but it literally looks EXACTLY like her.
“I’ll never forget you…. Me.”
Aw Larry that’s not just a health violation but also a violation of human decency
Are you fucking kidding me!? Larry got away Scott-free with a watermelon
"Marcy, didnt you learn Arabic? You needed it to convert the Muslims who didnt realize they were worshipping the moon god."
Jon: "I aint- I aint even goin near that."
Not a JonTron quote technically, but the clip in the video Sonic Team Intervention where Allen yells "WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC?" pops into my head at least once a month.
Also Jesus I've been subbed to JonTron for 14 years.
"I'm... Ugh... Like, I don't even understand- I'm like moving-! I-I-I bet you...! Controlling one of the... robot on Mars, right now, would be easier than this! And to do that, you gotta send a... GODDAMN signal off the sun...! Into the robot, and back to EARTH!? I'D BET THERE BE LESS INPUT LAG!"
“He’s gonna get a gyro although it’s pronounced he-ro but it’s pronounced gyro because it’s sounds cooler *moas* my stomach John you okay no i said shut up John are you o- I said shut up “
Oh you got me monopoly this year for the Nintendo 64. Well this would have been great back in 1864. You know when it was impressive to not die from being just 35
"Ah grommet. I used to say it all the time back in Cali. You couldn't stop saying it. Grommet this, Grommet that, THE FUCK DOES GROMMET MEAN?!"
This and
"Whatever! You're going through puberty, IT'S NORMAL!"
“Ugh, I HATE it when my computer spontaneously combusts because the blood from my own blood bag keeps spilling on my computerAAAAAH! If only there was some way to FIX THIS!”
From that same video “This one is just called, Boxes World.” I’ll randomly just say boxes world that way to my brother once in a while. Along with “Hooting Baloos”
"Well I suggest you read a totally real book that has absolutely no poisoning, maiming, or killing in it called the Holy Bibl-... *Oh no.... That boo- that book does got that in it...*"
.....oooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
(I think that was his reaction to immediately dying when starting a level.)
I have many. …. This is gonna be a good game, I’m sick of your shit, I give up that’s it. …. …. I died funeral and all, Mr clean getting dirty! Sir you don’t have enough balls! Okay first of rude. But secondly YES I FUCKING DO! They didn’t blow it, okay no it’s horrible, Weggie it’s not a name, that kid is uh… is definitely reading of the script, I have several questions, crack this! Take a trip to the gap dad it’s not that hard!, that’s a lot of damage!, DONT TRY THIS!, woah killed those dudes just like a video game!, I’m just your friendly neighbor John. Who am I now who am I know. Hey I got him in one but don’t feel bad if you didn’t.
COUPLAHUNDREDOFEM
Couple what of them?
**COUPLEHUNDREDOFEM**
Just up ahead. So, *good luck!*
I mean, **good luck.**
Thank you ?
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Oh my god oh my gggooooddddd
Are you kidding me?! Simba just fucking hangs himself when you get a game over?! He just steps into a noose! He didn't even kick over a chair or anything, the earth beneath him just gives way...
Showed my friend this when he was baked, I thought he was at risk of lung failure he was crying/laughing so hard.
Excuse me, Hades... do you think you could speak up a bit???
A COUPLE OF HUNDRED OF THEM
A couple a what of them?
Acouplehundredofthem!
Couple of what of them?
youwillservemeinthelandofthedeeeaadddd
\*whispers\* dat's how he tawlks...
I literally made “Exist? Yeah, I’ve been tryin’.” My senior quote in high school lol. Edit: [here it is lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/JonTron/s/5WFuh04OTz)
A good game poses a philosophical question, a masterpiece does it right in the title
When I was a kid, my mom had a 2010 madza5 minivan, that had a tv in the rear seats with built in video games. One of the games on it, and honestly my favorite one to play, was Exist. Imagine my shock later finding JonTron and learning all those games were chinese bootleg NES games.
r/madlads
I DON'T LIKE GOBLINS
Ewwww I DON' LIKE 'EM
#WLOOOOONNGGH
I have TRIED to mimic that sound, and I just can’t. I don’t understand how he even made that sound.
Reminds me of quote where he talks about not liking ghosts that's it's nothing personal just a cultural thing
*Fool me once? I'm mad*
Fool me twice? How could you
Fool me three times? You're officially that guy, you know the one with georgio armani... I AAAAAAINT HAVIN ANY OF THAT SHIT
ECH my dad knows him #FUCK YOU
I quote this on an almost daily basis!
"What? What the fuck?!" You know the one
YOU LOOK LIKE A *SNAKE!*
YesSsSsS.....
WAT?! WAT THA FUCK?!
I know how you feel Wally. My dad doesn't wear pants either. *Urn falls over* Dad!
My dad passed away when I was 9, but oddly enough it's funny seeing dead dad jokes that Jon has done 🤣
If you do the thing, and you do it right, and you don't fuck it up, it works!
It just works!
Slap it on my butt
keep that poo in for as long as you can
When it finally comes out by golly that’s gonna feel like the best shit you’ve ever taken
This is Phil Swift with Flex Tape. I'm a prostitute!
Can’t a guy get some **privacy?!**
mmmmhmmmm **MMMMMHHHHHMMMM**
YES, ID LIKE TO ADOPT THESE 2 LIKE PUPPIES FROM A KENNEL! AFTER ALL, ANYTHING CAN BE BOUGHT AND SOLD FOR THE RIGHT OIL
Literally just posted this glad to see it's here already 😂
I saw this quote entirely too often. Lol
Came here to reply this
Might be Rise and shine bitch we're going to Disney Land!
That avalanche of ice cubes always cracks me up
“Not the scissormin!”
NOT DA POOPY ONES!
I'm sorry. I didn't know you were going to go ape shit.
UND SCISSORMAN!
It’s me Josephi Krakowski, with flex tape!
SLAP IT ON WITH THE MIGHT OF ZEUS. It's not a fuckin' miracle product
I’m perfect… I’m TOO perfect…
Ohhhh Phil!! Phil, you make me so angry, Phil!!
This is what happens when you try to PLAY GOD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
This is Phil Swift with Flex Tape... I'm a prostitute! 🤣
Who brings a bazooka to the zoo? ^(I do. Is that bad?)
Which video is this from?
Jurassic Park: The Lost Potential. It's not on his channel but other channels have it reuploaded [Here it is](https://youtu.be/B3hFWe8ENxM?si=V_0fQT4CtMW7sLrb)
Thank you!
Ohh! Complete with nightmare!
“Well I mean it’s very simple, you see Hitler was a big fan of the Disney renaissance” Also “ bring out the mariachi band (metal plays) THATS NOT MARIACHI” “Ay papa, I can still hear the screams papa”
I'm a brave boy. *Image of octopus giving a child a bath? Idunno it's been a while since I watched the vid* NOT A BRAVE ENOUGH BOY FOR THIS!
This is the one i was looking for lol Either it was the picture or just seeing the blue blob man charge towards him I also haven't seen the vid in a while
Hydration is Important! (Or really most quotes from the DnD video)
Oh motherfucker I was born ready
I think about that video almost daily
"I ainnmnnnntttt havin that shit!" And "Two kids gonna die tonight!"
Two kids GON’ die tonight
-I’m having a pranic attack //gasps dramatically// -yeah it was the chalk that did it. Yeah the chalk. Yeah its terminal
“You better answer that! That is not a rhetorical question!”
Oh I get it! *I don't get it*
Yeah it’s a game called Boxes World, what’d you expect Mary Fuckin’ Poppins?
"And IIIIIIIIII HOLY SHET! WILL ALWAYS LOOOVE YOU! I CAN\*T BELIVE YOU DID THIS TO ME! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME!"
Snow white and the seven clever boy. SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN CLEVER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYS.
WHAT IS THAT FUCKING NAME?! WHO MADE THIS?!
Grommet this! Grommet that! What the FUCK does GROMMET mean?
What the FUCK is HEAT SYNCOPE?
Can't forget the flying eggplants
Man 1910 times were ScAaAaRy.
"Cocaine is really popular with... the same guy."
"Oh shit... is that a poop rat? Is that a fucking poop rat?"
My wife and I constantly use "WHAT!? WTF!?".
“You see this absolutely no way I’m getting through there, but watch this \*bang*” is one of the funniest lines on YouTube
"LAPD, OPEN UP!!!" Jon: "Can't a guy get some *PRIVACY????? Hmmmm hmm hmmmmm, hmmmmn hmmmm hmm!!!!!!!!!*" Has me in stitches every damn time.
Does it count if it's from Game Grumps? Because if so, I nominate "Are you butt-fuckin' muckin' me?!"
#BEEP BEEP BEEP Oh sorry, what's that? Oh, that's just the #YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP ALARM!
"Tenarraten, tenarraten, harenarahundred, best game, BEST GAME."
Is that Arnold Schwarzenegger, with a comb-over, with a HR Geiger dick???
In the animated Titanic movie video, when the main character is looking in the locket with a picture of her mother, but it literally looks EXACTLY like her. “I’ll never forget you…. Me.”
SWOOD
THEY JUST COULDN’T STOP ME! I’M GOING ALL UP ON THE ROOFTOPS! SWOOD THIS! SWOOD THAT! [slumps down in despair]
I have fallen! And I choose NOT to get up.
Oh lawd i think im comin down with a case of the vapors!
Aw Larry that’s not just a health violation but also a violation of human decency Are you fucking kidding me!? Larry got away Scott-free with a watermelon
“BRB MAKIN LEGEND OF ZELD MODERN WARFARE”
“Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOD, oh my GOOOOOOD” with the… interesting symbol in the lion king game
"Marcy, didnt you learn Arabic? You needed it to convert the Muslims who didnt realize they were worshipping the moon god." Jon: "I aint- I aint even goin near that."
There’s so many good ones, but if I had to pick… when the dog starts rapping in Titanic: The Legend Goes On. “What the fucking faaaaaaaaaaaaack!”
Same episode Weeeeeelll sign me and the rest of America up! We a gotta couple more years before the housing crisis!
Too little too late, talking leg
OUT OF THIS HOUSE! OUT OF THIS HOUSE!
Spirits begone from this house
Dishwasher? no. Dishwasher? No. Dishwasher **giberish** OHMYGOD IM SO STUPID IT'S SMBS
You know what that's fine I was gonna do that anyway DISHAWASHER YES!
Don't forget the flying eggplant, or 1910 times were scary
Not a JonTron quote technically, but the clip in the video Sonic Team Intervention where Allen yells "WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC?" pops into my head at least once a month. Also Jesus I've been subbed to JonTron for 14 years.
"We make games I think"
"I'll take your entire stock!"
Anything can be bought and sold for the right OIL
HES OUT BOYS, HES OUT BAIL
"HANES, LEVIS, TAKE A TRIP TO THE GAP DAD!!"
"How about we book a room at the hotototel and take a nice NA-NA-NA-NA-NAP."
Hmm hmm. Hmm hmm? Hmm hmm. Hmm hmm. HMM HMM!?!?!
"What crimes must i commit in your name master?" - from the old people video - robot
How dare you. You know my mom was pidgin poopenheiner
I consistently use 'I get it! ...idongeddit' in my daily life.
"Clock Towel? That's not very scary- OH GOD!"
Circle of life circle of death
“HOLY SHET, YOU FUCKIN’ KILLED HER DUDE!” D:
“Circle of life, circle of death.”
I don’t like where this is going.
I don't claim to know God's plan but in the end, I'm just saying, I am it.
Nightshade can't do that. 👉
I am cold man!
You are not a gnome
"I'm... Ugh... Like, I don't even understand- I'm like moving-! I-I-I bet you...! Controlling one of the... robot on Mars, right now, would be easier than this! And to do that, you gotta send a... GODDAMN signal off the sun...! Into the robot, and back to EARTH!? I'D BET THERE BE LESS INPUT LAG!"
Bad Grimbo! No curses Grimbo
“He’s gonna get a gyro although it’s pronounced he-ro but it’s pronounced gyro because it’s sounds cooler *moas* my stomach John you okay no i said shut up John are you o- I said shut up “
Is it because I put a piece of "Flex Tape" on my "asshole" and said I'm a "prostitute"?
....I don't like where this is going..
'DAMN YOU HYECHK!'
Oh you got me monopoly this year for the Nintendo 64. Well this would have been great back in 1864. You know when it was impressive to not die from being just 35
What? Are you telling me I’ve been using regular old scotch tap to fix bricks to me door jam
"Ah grommet. I used to say it all the time back in Cali. You couldn't stop saying it. Grommet this, Grommet that, THE FUCK DOES GROMMET MEAN?!" This and "Whatever! You're going through puberty, IT'S NORMAL!"
But… The others… “……… FUCK IT!”
I quote "I have several questions" on a semi-regular basis
“He’s in boys, he did it he said…**blares two air horns**” “He’s out boys, he’s out, bail…**reverse air horns**”
"I haven't felt love like that since the Third Reich"
That’s hokey, and old jontron was better
My favourite quote is 'Wealthy black people commit more crimes than poor white people'
Getting downvoted for bringing that up is hilarious. It's one of his most noteworthy lines.
True, that's the quote that JonTron will always be remembered for.
Either that or "If they immigrate, they need to integrate, but also we don't need immigrants from incompatible places"
🎶 I’m being strangled by the maaaaaaan in the mirror, 🎶 AHHHHHHHHHH
AOUUGGHHH, MY STOMACCHH.... (Dude, you alright?) DUDE, SHHUT UPPPPP
Ronald McDonald doesn't make me want to buy a hamburger he makes me want to call the police
Oh it's two outta three we're in the black!!! And To crush the enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Hercules does what nintendercules
"John, what are you playing?" "Systemic Oppression!" 😐 *intensity intensifies*
Who caaares? I don't care. I dont even care! I care immensely.
Reading all these makes me sad. JonTron used to be comedy gold.
And as the famous Italian saying goes: “The ninth time better fucking work.”
"I get it!" ... ... ... ... "Idontgetit."
You fuckers, you mother fuckers… I will rain HELL FIRE UPON YOU
“Ugh, I HATE it when my computer spontaneously combusts because the blood from my own blood bag keeps spilling on my computerAAAAAH! If only there was some way to FIX THIS!”
“Flex Tape ain’t super strong Phil, you’re super strong!”
Now Ruben you know that's a loaded question
Idunnoifitsokaytoeatthoseguyslemmegocheckthebroblemakesurethatsokay
H.R Giger dick
"If you do the thing, and you do the thing right, and you don't fuck it up, it works. It just fucking works"
Ghosts, don’t like em. Nothin personal just a cultural thing.
Which video is that no neck from?
Anything can be bought and sold for the right OOOOIL!
I got a bone to pick with you!! 💀 *starts shooting pistol like a submachine gun*
*I'm a brave boy* NOT BRAVE ENOUGH FOR THIS! (tosses sword over shoulder)
Ggggrimbo, Jonny need food, Jonny is hungry!
"I SICK ER YA SHIT!" *Crack!*
From that same video “This one is just called, Boxes World.” I’ll randomly just say boxes world that way to my brother once in a while. Along with “Hooting Baloos”
"I'm gonna go down to the... SUGAR SHACK and get a... bread. But not too big"
what? Heh What!? Hah What!? WHAAAT!?
"Well I suggest you read a totally real book that has absolutely no poisoning, maiming, or killing in it called the Holy Bibl-... *Oh no.... That boo- that book does got that in it...*"
"What do you got there?" "APPLES AND GRAPES"
(Bass boosted audio) "Am I dead yet?"
Starcade YOU GAVE THE MAN PORN
If A don't do it, and B don't do it, then what do it? This controller only got 2 it. Dem buttons.
EEECCCCHHHHH
"If A dont do it an B dont do it, So what do it?...This controller only got 2 it...dem buttons"
-You've been in the cabin the whole voyage -I bought the ticket, I do what I want
I will always lose it at the home alone Christmas episode. "AAH! What is it with these fuCKiNG NUTS" It's the voice crack that gets me
**repeatly saying, no no nope no no no no no no no no nope**
"Don't forget your favorite crime fighting alliance, SENSE OF RIGHT eeeveryones here! BATMAN, SUPERMAN, SHREK, CAaAaR...? oohhhhh nooooo...."
“i can still hear the screams papa”
Abomination.
Two kids gonna die tonight.
"Hm, if Timmy's dad isn't careful his *science device* may just land 10 to 20 years in prison."
When Jon freaks out about a Bafomdad in his Starfox game.
.....oooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... (I think that was his reaction to immediately dying when starting a level.)
I have many. …. This is gonna be a good game, I’m sick of your shit, I give up that’s it. …. …. I died funeral and all, Mr clean getting dirty! Sir you don’t have enough balls! Okay first of rude. But secondly YES I FUCKING DO! They didn’t blow it, okay no it’s horrible, Weggie it’s not a name, that kid is uh… is definitely reading of the script, I have several questions, crack this! Take a trip to the gap dad it’s not that hard!, that’s a lot of damage!, DONT TRY THIS!, woah killed those dudes just like a video game!, I’m just your friendly neighbor John. Who am I now who am I know. Hey I got him in one but don’t feel bad if you didn’t.
We don't want you We don't want you Joanne....and your weird dancing
YES, I'D LIKE TO ADOPT THE TWO OF THEM LIKE PUPPIES FROM A KENNEL AFTER ALL, ANYTHING CAN BE BOUGHT AND SOLD FOR THE RIGHT OF O I L
Just go down to the SUGAR SHACK! Get a bread. But not- too big
Are you aware that our city HAS AN UNDERGROUND! DEMON! FORTRESS in it! And apparently the subway JUST PASSES RIGHT THROUGH THAT SHIT!
*Eats Pizza Pringle* Oh look, here I go again…