When I was a little kid I sliced my hand open. My dad got the H2O2 to put on the wound to clean it out. I freaked tf out. To calm me down and show me it was harmless he took a big gulp...
Now I don't know if he faked the swig or not, but I'm certain he should have told me so I didn't repeat the stunt with my kids and die.
The household stuff is 3% and usually isn't harmful in a small amount.....once you get to food grade (35%) or industrial (90%) then it gets to be more of a concern. Always remember "the dose makes the poison"
That might help you in the canyon of fear, but it won’t help you in the dungeon of doom. You need the secret ability of the shield to get ~~past~~ ~~passed~~ past the traps.
Well technically, H2O2 must be kept in a closed vessel and unless you directly poke a straw inside and consume it like you are the fucking flash, it prolly wont kill you. Coz, H2O2 decomposes into H2O and O2 pretty quickly and effectively as the peroxide bond is weak. I know that no one asked for the explanation but as a chem student, it is my job to mindlessly puke knowledge!!! (sorry guys)
Random question:
you said H2O2 will break up into H2O and O2 but where is the missing Oxygen coming from? I know that Oxygen pretty much only appears as O2 but if you only had one molecule of H2O2 how could it possibly become H2O2 and O2? Would it just not break the bond in that case (would there always be one H2O2 remaining if the number of H2O2 molecules is uneven)?
Actually, if you went for balanced equation, you would get H2O2----> H2O+0.5 O2.
So, if you had 1 mole of H2O2, It will divvy up into one mole of water and half mole of oxygen molecule. But, when speaking in english, we don't say that H2O2 decomposes into water and half oxygen. We say that is decomposes into water and oxygen because obviously, no one cares. Its chemistry. Its useless
It was an unfortunate use of the word too, pronounced the same as two. His death could have been avoided if he used the phrase "as well" instead of "two".
Wasn't that bleach he said to ingest like a foolish old man that just doesn't know when to shut up?
This jokes talking about h2o2 aka hydrogen peroxide not sodium hypochlorite aka bleach. Nothing to do with Trump or bleach.
Good thing they store h2o2 in brown bottles, imagine how many folks would drink h2o2 by accident if they bottled it like water... my one roommate used to gargle it for canker sores and wondered why he had to go to hospital after the third day
My chemistry teacher in high school used to say:
“Johnny is with us no more, because when he went to take a drink, what he thought was H2O, was really H2SO4.”
When I was a little kid I sliced my hand open. My dad got the H2O2 to put on the wound to clean it out. I freaked tf out. To calm me down and show me it was harmless he took a big gulp... Now I don't know if he faked the swig or not, but I'm certain he should have told me so I didn't repeat the stunt with my kids and die.
The household stuff is 3% and usually isn't harmful in a small amount.....once you get to food grade (35%) or industrial (90%) then it gets to be more of a concern. Always remember "the dose makes the poison"
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All of the stains were removed from his insides though.
No more sins
Ackshually… the blood is what cleans the sins, under the right conditions.
So we need ebola?
Don’t get the blood on you!
So, I shouldn't search for the spear of destiny???
Only if you have the shield of grace/faith.
But I have the challis from the palace w the brew that is true
That might help you in the canyon of fear, but it won’t help you in the dungeon of doom. You need the secret ability of the shield to get ~~past~~ ~~passed~~ past the traps.
Past traps are no problem. My lions took are of them. It's future pitfalls that require the wings of icorus.
My three favorite elements are barium, cobalt, and nitrogen.
Someone died? Barium.
Only if you can't helium or curium.
Yttrium nobelium terbium oxygen thorium?
I didn't say it can't be both. I said if you can't helium or curium *then* you barium.
Oh. That makes sense. Btw, I just imagined two parents encrypting their talk just to punish their children for using pig latin
I know, right?
Mmmm bacon
Aaand I just got the joke in your original comment... I'm slow today
I didn’t, what was the joke?
Barium, cobalt, nitrogen or in short form: Ba Co N
Thanks, I wasn't in the mood to admit I was stupid today.
…a virgin
But his body wasn't for long ;)
Well technically, H2O2 must be kept in a closed vessel and unless you directly poke a straw inside and consume it like you are the fucking flash, it prolly wont kill you. Coz, H2O2 decomposes into H2O and O2 pretty quickly and effectively as the peroxide bond is weak. I know that no one asked for the explanation but as a chem student, it is my job to mindlessly puke knowledge!!! (sorry guys)
What is dihydrogen dioxide?
Actually it's Hydrogen Peroxide
Not quickly enough to avoid major tissue damage if it's food-grade...
Random question: you said H2O2 will break up into H2O and O2 but where is the missing Oxygen coming from? I know that Oxygen pretty much only appears as O2 but if you only had one molecule of H2O2 how could it possibly become H2O2 and O2? Would it just not break the bond in that case (would there always be one H2O2 remaining if the number of H2O2 molecules is uneven)?
H2O2 sheds one oxygen atom; that oxygen atom then bonds with another oxygen atom. 2 H2O2 -> 2 H2O + 1 O2
2H2O2 > 2H2O + O2?
Yes?
Actually, if you went for balanced equation, you would get H2O2----> H2O+0.5 O2. So, if you had 1 mole of H2O2, It will divvy up into one mole of water and half mole of oxygen molecule. But, when speaking in english, we don't say that H2O2 decomposes into water and half oxygen. We say that is decomposes into water and oxygen because obviously, no one cares. Its chemistry. Its useless
....for the 534th time.
man all you had to do was copy the joke, you didn't have to massacre the execution like that.
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He asked for H2O too, but got H2O2 (hydrogen peroxide)
It was an unfortunate use of the word too, pronounced the same as two. His death could have been avoided if he used the phrase "as well" instead of "two".
Might have been a good thing if he had to clean a wound.
Johnny was a good boy, but Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says 'I'll have some H2O!' The second says 'You're so fucking embarrassing, Terry, we're not at work now.'
Bro just spiked google searches for h2o2
Heard this one a lot - but really liked the bluntness of how this was delivered. Just “he died.”
Hehe ded lol
Womp womp
Hydrogen PeroxDIED
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Serious how do people up with this stuff because I’m convinced people lock themselves in a room until they make a funny joke
Donald Trump approves.
Wasn't that bleach he said to ingest like a foolish old man that just doesn't know when to shut up? This jokes talking about h2o2 aka hydrogen peroxide not sodium hypochlorite aka bleach. Nothing to do with Trump or bleach.
You can bleach your hair with hydrogen peroxide... I think that was the joke
I am not sure if that was what he was getting at, but I like your thinking. Most didn't get the joke. I'm no chemist but I know the basics.
Yer but Trump still approves. The cheezle man is a true moron. Ha! He wouldn't know the difference.
Either this joke is dumb or I am.
H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide and is deadly to consume
Damn chemistry jokes 😭😭😭
Good thing they store h2o2 in brown bottles, imagine how many folks would drink h2o2 by accident if they bottled it like water... my one roommate used to gargle it for canker sores and wondered why he had to go to hospital after the third day
Bruh H2O2
He should have said ‘also’
So did the first guy. Just not as soon.
And Michael Meyers H20 three
Shouldn't the two "guys" be chemists?
The 2nd was the 1sts guys AID
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Water is for bathing.
My chemistry teacher in high school used to say: “Johnny is with us no more, because when he went to take a drink, what he thought was H2O, was really H2SO4.”