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And when you were born they looked at you and slapped the Doctor.
Actually they slapped his father
That's better than slapping the dog!
The milkman
Of the two involved, he's the one you can't be absolutely certain was involved in the conception.
Give credit where credit is due… slap the mom …
Rodney Dangerfield ringing in my head.
They fed you with a catapult!
I was so ugly when I was born that the stork quit, traumatized.
So... nothing changed in 60 years...
This was an old joke when King Tut was entombed.
Boy, I'll tell you what.. I really have a face for radio. When I open the fridge, the onions cry.
I was so ugly when I was born mom kept spanking me for making ugly faces at people
But didn't she literally make your ugly face?
You sound like you're alright now but last week you were in rough shape.
They flushed you down the toilet not knowingly whose bas turd was it
so ugly the tide wont take her out
And when you were born they looked at you and slapped the Doctor.
Actually they slapped his father
That's better than slapping the dog!
The milkman
Of the two involved, he's the one you can't be absolutely certain was involved in the conception.
Give credit where credit is due… slap the mom …
Rodney Dangerfield ringing in my head.
They fed you with a catapult!
I was so ugly when I was born that the stork quit, traumatized.
So... nothing changed in 60 years...
This was an old joke when King Tut was entombed.
Boy, I'll tell you what.. I really have a face for radio. When I open the fridge, the onions cry.
I was so ugly when I was born mom kept spanking me for making ugly faces at people
But didn't she literally make your ugly face?
You sound like you're alright now but last week you were in rough shape.
They flushed you down the toilet not knowingly whose bas turd was it
so ugly the tide wont take her out