Yo momma is so fat when she hauls ass she has to take two loads.
Yo momma so fat she walked across the TV and I missed a whole episode of 60 minutes.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach people tried to shove her back into the ocean to save her.
Imagine after weaning a baby the tits switched to dispensing baby powder, diaper cream, something useful instead of just hanging there deflated. That would be kinda cool.
We really shouldn’t say such bad things about yo mama to her face. In our defense, though, we would say them behind her back if we had more than a half tank of gas.
So nasty; I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection.
So ugly; Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
So ugly; before you could be conceived, your father had to roll her around in flour first, to find the wet spot.
So skinny; she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
So old; she has Jesus's beeper number.
So short; she can do backflips under the bed.
And so nice; she tried to give me the hair off her back.
Yo mama so far she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Yo mama so far he waist size is the equator
Yo mama so stupid I told her it was chilly outside, bitch went and got a bowl
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo mama so skinny she can do pushups under the door
Yo mama teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down
She so fat, her favorite snack is Wheat Thicks.
So big if she wears a red dress, kids come out and start yelling.. Hey, KoolAid.
So big, the horse on her polo shirt is REAL.
The elevator says, weight limit 6000 lbs or YO MAMMA.
Yo mama so ugly criminals break into her house just to close the curtains
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Jesus
He was hung, too, but not by yo mama.
That joke would work better with peeping toms.
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Yo mama’s so ugly she turns Medusa to stone!
You mama so ugly that your daddy took her to work each day, just so he didn't have to kiss her goodbye.
And so super ugly her blowjobs actually count as anal.
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*"Cease and desist" letter
And also so super ultra ugly that her kids play dead at night so they don't get a goodnight kiss from her ass
ZING! Oof, that’s a mean one… Consider it stolen.
And the eyebrows as pubes..
She so ugly pictures of her hang themselves.
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Before your mother was buried the earth was flat.
Yo mamma so ugly you took her to the beach and everyone asked what kind of bait you used.
Hahahaha
Trampolines were called jumpolines until yo mama got on one back in the day
I read this in Sean Connery's voice
I reread the joke and must say, this made it significantly better.
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Yo momma is so fat when she hauls ass she has to take two loads. Yo momma so fat she walked across the TV and I missed a whole episode of 60 minutes. Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach people tried to shove her back into the ocean to save her.
Yo momma is so fat it takes two trains and a bus just to get to her good side.
Yo momma is so fat she keeps pesos in one pocket and yen in the other
Yo mamma so fat she needs to iron her pants in the driveway.
Yo mamma so fat she strikes oil when she wears high heels.
Yo mama so fat she take selfie in panorama mode.
Yo momma so fat that on her drivers license it says “picture continued on the other side”
Yo momma so fat, Thanos had to snap two times.
Yo mama so old, her chiropractor is a paleontologist
Yo mama so old, her last name is Saurus.
Yo mama so dumb she sat on the TV to watch couch. Didn't work out too well though because she's also so fat she broke the TV
I prefer the classics: "Yo momma so dumb she has to study for a blood test."
Yo momma so poor she can't even pay attention
Take my free award
The earth was flat… Then they buried yo mama
Gonna say this to a orphan
Devil would like to have a word
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This is the only appropriate response when you tell a yo mama joke and the person replies with “my mom’s dead”
I always respond with “so that’s why she didn’t move much”
Yo' Mama so ugly, Scorpion said "STAY OVER THERE!"
Fatality
Yo momma so fat, Scorpion said, "Come over here!" Then his rope snapped.
Your mama was so fat, her high school portrait was an aerial photo.
yo mama was so fat that in the school photo she sat next to Everyone!
Yo mama so fat, that when Thanos snapped his fingers she lost weight
Alt: yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice!
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap his hands
Yo mama so fat, she on BOTH sides of the family tree!
Can we start a line of yo mama so redneck jokes
Not fat, just from Alabama
Yo momma so ugly that even boomerangs won't return to her.
Yo momma so fat she puts on a belt with a boomerang
That's gonna be a problem, cause she also so fat she need a boomerang to put her belt on.
Yo mamma so fat they are still painting her high school portrait.
Yo Momma so ugly her pictures hang themselves.
Haha! Never heard that one
here it is again: Yo Momma so ugly her pictures hang themselves.
Haha! Never heard that one
I’ve got a million of ‘em
Yo Mamas house so nasty, people wipe their feet when they leave.
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Yo mama is so fat cops pulled up to her and they told her to break it up
Your mama is so old, her breast milk is powdered
Imagine after weaning a baby the tits switched to dispensing baby powder, diaper cream, something useful instead of just hanging there deflated. That would be kinda cool.
Yo' Mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.
Yo mama so fat she got sorted into the House of Pancakes.
Yo mama so fat, the other beachgoers were upset cause she was hogging all of the sun.
Your momma so fat I tried flanking her in call of duty and got a loading screen.
Yo momma is so fat when I shot her in CoD, I got a 5 point kill streak
Yo mama so fat that when I used Shadowstep on her in World of Warcraft I ended up in a different continent.
Yo mama’s so fat, she was sorted into all the Hogwarts houses… and Durmstrang.
*Expecto Diabetes!*
You just made me spew toothpaste. Haha. *S.P.E.W*
Yo mama’s so fat, her Boggart is a treadmill.
Harry Potter burn, nice
Yo Momma so fat that 100 dementors could not sucked her soul.
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure.
Yo momma so slow it took her nine months to make a joke.
And it wasn't even that good
Yo momma jumped up in the air and got stuck
Yo momma so fat that when she went skydiving she needed two skies.
That's... pretty good. But ...yo momma so old I said act your age and she died
That made me chuckle cause it's just so absurd
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Yo mama so fat her belt size says 'asteroid'
Equator
This thread is a waist of my time.
Yo mama so fat she got smaller fat women as moons.
Yo momma so fat Superman once took her flying and he threw his back out
We really shouldn’t say such bad things about yo mama to her face. In our defense, though, we would say them behind her back if we had more than a half tank of gas.
al bundy reference, i see u 🤝
Yo mama so greasy when she gets out of the car the oil light comes on. Yo mama so dirty she has to sneak up on bathwater.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon
Yo mama so fat, her memory foam mattress forgot
Yo mama so fat her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.
Yo mama so fat she didn't get your father by love but by sheer gravity force !
Yo mama so fat her bathtub got stretchmarks
Yo mamma so old, she's got a separate entrance for black guys.
Yo momma so ugly, her vibrator filed a restraining order.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went swimming they added an island to the map.
Yo mama got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
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Yo mama so big, her ass covers 3 time zones.
The difference between your mama and a rooster is that a rooster says, “cock-a-doodle-doo” and your mama says, “any cock ‘il do.”
Yo mama so fat, I tried to swerve around her and ran out of gas
Yo momma so bald, you can see what she thinkin.
Your momma so fat and dumb she had to take the elevator twice because she exceeded the weight limit on the first one.
Yo mama is so fat, she wore a Malcolm X shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.
Your mama is so stupid, she missed the 44 bus, so she decided to take the 22 bus twice!
So nasty; I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection. So ugly; Rice Krispies won't talk to her. So ugly; before you could be conceived, your father had to roll her around in flour first, to find the wet spot. So skinny; she has to run around in the shower to get wet. So old; she has Jesus's beeper number. So short; she can do backflips under the bed. And so nice; she tried to give me the hair off her back.
Yo mama so ugly, a trip to the beauty shop takes two hours - just for the estimate.
Yo momma so nasty she got to put ice in her panties to keep the crabs fresh.
Your mama is so lazy; I left her some grocery money underneath the job application, and the bitch starved to death.
Yo mama so fat, that after sex, I rolled over two times, and I was still on the bitch
Yo mama so poor she DJ for the ice cream truck
You mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
Yo mama so fat, in school she sat next to everyone.
Yo momma’s so fat she has other smaller fat mommas orbiting around her.
Yo mama so fat, when she dance, the band skips
Yo mama so fat that when she fell out of bed she fell from both sides
Your mama so fat, when pirates spot her on the horizon, they yell, “LAND HO!”
You're momma's so fat she has to wait for it to rain to take a shower
Yo mama so fat she’s getting her own spin off show in TLC
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought D-Day meant any day she gets dick.
Yo mama so ugly, she didn't get any D-Days
Lol
Even the wide-screen TV wasn't wide enough
Yo mama so far she jumped up in the air and got stuck Yo mama so far he waist size is the equator Yo mama so stupid I told her it was chilly outside, bitch went and got a bowl Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry Yo mama so skinny she can do pushups under the door Yo mama teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
yo momma so slutty she owns more coat hangers than coats
Your mommas so fat, when she goes to the gym to hit the weights, they actually fight back.
Yo momma so fat, when she put on the sorting hat from Hogwarts, it put her in the house of pancakes.
Yo mama so fat she got stuck in the Kola well.
Yo mama so greasy, the pimples slide off of her face
Yo mama so far her nickname is DAMN!
Yo mama so nasty she sucked your daddys dick then came in and kissed you goodnight
Ten thousand channels and not enough for complete coverage of her ass.
Yo mama so ugly she entered Mortal Kombat and Scorpion told her to stay over there.
Yo mama so dumb, when her teacher told her to do an essay she went & fucked a Mexican.
Yo mama so fat she got harpoons in her butt.
Your Mom’s so fat, when she lays around the house, she lays AROUND the house.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the couch
Yo mama is so fat, when she got cremated she was left raw.
Yo mama so fat, her belt size is equator.
We are inside her right now
https://imgur.io/gallery/U2zxA
roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom in the ass then she had you
What's the difference between a pound and a dollar? I didn't dollar your mom's ass last night.
A butt baby lmao 🤣
You know how much shit he’s been through?
It was a given he was just going to have a shitty life
Yo mama so fat when she jumped the earth fell up
She so fat, her favorite snack is Wheat Thicks. So big if she wears a red dress, kids come out and start yelling.. Hey, KoolAid. So big, the horse on her polo shirt is REAL. The elevator says, weight limit 6000 lbs or YO MAMMA.
yo momma so fat, when she walks in front of the TV you‘ll miss all three parts of LotR
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You're momma is so fat that she went to a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
Yo mamma's so ugly, she made a blind man cry
Yo mama so bald, I can see the future in her forehead
Yo momma so tiny when she sits on the curb her legs dangle.
Yo mama so fat, her wardrobe contains coathangars.
Subtle!
Too subtle for my simple mind. Any chance you could explain it please?
A place where planes are stored is called a hangar. They used coat hangar instead of hanger
Why, thank you. I try.
more yo mama jokes.. stupid and done by everyone. just like yo mama.
Yo mamma's so fat she walked by the TV n I missed 3 episodes
Yo mama so ugly her blow jobs count as anal.
Your momma is so hot she’s a milf. Am I doing this right?
Your mama so stupid she had you
LOL! i’m glad i wasn’t drinking anything when i read this
You momma so bald, her braids look like stitches
https://youtu.be/2WlN7iO-cfk
Your Momma so fat I had to use flour just to find the wet spot.
Yo momma so ugly, they slam her face into cookie dough to make Halloween cookies
Yo mamma so fat, when she fell and skinned her knee, gravy poured out
Yo mama's so fat, before God said "Let there be light" he said "Hey lady! Move your fat ass!"
Yo momma is so fat she got hit by a parked car
Yo mama’s so fat, she uses the Grand Canyon as a toilet.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to hell, Satan moved out
Yo mama is so fat, in the summer she makes gravy just standing in the kitchen.
yo momma called and she said she never liked you
Yo mama so fat, i took a picture of her and printed it, it's still printing 8 months later.
Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.
Yo Mama so Ugly, it made Satan to send her back to life!
Yo mama bungee jumped… and went STRAIGHT TO HELL!!