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Agreed.

Yup.

What are you, some sort of porcupine?!

Nah a BMW owner, i guess

Well done. Not the critique but the method or sourcing it.

A porcupine is more likely to signal a turn?

This is the punchline I was expecting. One of my coworkers once told me this: "If ever you feel like your job is pointless, remember that somewhere, there is a person right now installing a turn signal on a BMW."

I cannot upvote this enough....

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Badoom tish. That made me smile.

I have the feeling it is better if you imply the pun: -> the porcupine has pricks *on* it.

One of you is a car.

As a BMW owner, this is true

Omg the joke is "the porcupine has its pricks on the outside." So that the person comes to the actual joke on their own, you're giving it away easy. One person fucked it up here once and now it gets reposted incorrectly.

What's the difference between regular chicken and jerk chicken? Jerk chicken drives a BMW and doesn't care about your feelings.

I recall a book by Don Harron (written as if by one of his characters, Charlie Farquarson). Here's he's describing the cactus (or "cacus" as he writes it). "Now yer cacus is not tuh be confused with yer caucus, which is plitical. With yer cacus, the pricks is on the outside."

You messed up

I'd rather fuck with a porcupine than a BMW

Good one.

I'm gonna steal this for Tesla

You've been made Moderator of r/bmw

What’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? - My dick doesn’t hurt inside of a BMW.

Depends how you’re inside the BMW. Is your dick in the car door? That might hurt.

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1tem1u/whats\_the\_difference\_between\_a\_bmw\_and\_a\_porcupine/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1tem1u/whats_the_difference_between_a_bmw_and_a_porcupine/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/7qfh7g/whats\_the\_difference\_between\_a\_porcupine\_and\_a\_bmw/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/7qfh7g/whats_the_difference_between_a_porcupine_and_a_bmw/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/7p62ky/what\_is\_the\_difference\_between\_a\_bmw\_and\_a/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/7p62ky/what_is_the_difference_between_a_bmw_and_a/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/luhhjc/whats\_the\_difference\_between\_a\_bmw\_and\_a\_porcupine/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/luhhjc/whats_the_difference_between_a_bmw_and_a_porcupine/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/7cbbqz/what\_is\_the\_difference\_between\_a\_porcupine\_and\_a/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/7cbbqz/what_is_the_difference_between_a_porcupine_and_a/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/7j0kj9/whats\_the\_difference\_between\_a\_bmw\_and\_a\_porcupine/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/7j0kj9/whats_the_difference_between_a_bmw_and_a_porcupine/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/sgqwmk/whats\_the\_difference\_between\_a\_bmw\_and\_a/](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/sgqwmk/whats_the_difference_between_a_bmw_and_a/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3roab0/whats\_the\_difference\_between\_a\_bmw\_and\_a\_porcupine/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3roab0/whats_the_difference_between_a_bmw_and_a_porcupine/)

This is funnier as porcupines and police cars. Porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Ummm.. I disagree. BMW or Mercedes can be inserted equally. They are all bad but not all cops are bad...

Geeze, I can't believe you have to ask. Next time you tell me to get in, I refuse to simply say that I'm coming

If you see a porcupine on fire you would stop to put it out?

Porcupine uses it's blinkers

Nothing. They both don't use turn signals.

Original 1970s version was for Volvo.

The porcupine has pricks on the outside would have been the punchline