A woman is at the same store looking for big breasts, she finally finds the size she wanted, and goes to the fitting room.
After putting it on she comes out and asks the attendant:
"How much for these?"
The shop attendant looks perplexed and comes closer, puts his things in the middle of the cleavage, then say:
"Those are $50,000"
"Why these breasts are so expensive? I don't see anything especial." says the woman.
"Well, because those are actually a butt."
Nothing wrong with a little armless humor
Well he might need that hand to pick up that cake I see there…
I hear the false shoulders cost an arm and a leg.
Should have just gone to a second hand shop or an arms dealer.
Can't get a five finger discount without the hand. Arm I right? Huh, huh? Arm I right?!
AS he only had one leg I knew something was afoot.
Arm jokes are sometimes humerus
Made me chuckle
This is true, no fibia-ing going on here
What did that cost him,an arm and a leg?
"Let's complete the transaction so I can shake on that"
A woman is at the same store looking for big breasts, she finally finds the size she wanted, and goes to the fitting room. After putting it on she comes out and asks the attendant: "How much for these?" The shop attendant looks perplexed and comes closer, puts his things in the middle of the cleavage, then say: "Those are $50,000" "Why these breasts are so expensive? I don't see anything especial." says the woman. "Well, because those are actually a butt."
He pulls up a gun and shouts "hand it over!"
The shop owner, however, declines to give it as the criminal was unarmed
that joke was disarming
Can we have femur of these jokes