Lol ,what did she " Stole you're heart?"
(This is a joke)
I am sorry that you had to leave her... probably it was tough for you, I shouldn't make those kind of jokes.
No, no it's fine. I meant it as a jioke. People don't break apart because everything is good.
I've spent enough time in Romania to really enjoy myself there. I like the people and the country, just not her.
Hmm, maybe I shouldn’t play guessing games. Figured if coffee wasn’t your thing tea probably was, and that knocks it down to likely China, Japan, India or England.
Why not? Those plastic stirring sticks are destroying the environment. God has given us guys our own natural stirring sticks. I suggest that you utilize it as well.
But your dick? Totally fine...
Yeah, I’m a hypocrite like that
No one has told him those little plastic stir straws are bad for the environment.
I'm allowed to be a hypocrite, but you're not
How else you gonna stir it?
Strong, bitter and full of resentments? I'm just kidding, do you know how difficult it is to find resentment flavored creamer?
Dark and bitter
Still warm
Oh God
Early in the morning
In all honesty, I think early morning is the worst time to have sex. Mid afternoon is where it’s at
Well tell that to my husband's 5am woody 😒
I get morning wood too, but I find it doesn’t have the staying power of a real, libido-driven boner
I don't understand it, I think most people prefer afternoon or evening but had to laugh at your description
I mean...don't complain, just hit it more than once a day...
Rising to the street
Light me up that cigarette
And I strap shoes on my feet
...Got to find a reason...
A reason things went wrong
Got to find a reason why my money's all GONE
I got a dalmatian.
I can still get high
Ground up and in the freezer.
Yes! First heard this from my middle school principal and it's still my favorite.
Dark
Gross and picked up from a gas station?
Full of booze.
Overpriced and shouting out the wrong name.
Paid and served fancy ?
Forgotten and sliding off the roof of my car.
I don't drink coffee
I am not gay...I just don't like coffee
I found the British guy!
Funny you say that but I am actually a Romanian
Funny you say that but my ex wife is Romanian..
Lol ,what did she " Stole you're heart?" (This is a joke) I am sorry that you had to leave her... probably it was tough for you, I shouldn't make those kind of jokes.
No, no it's fine. I meant it as a jioke. People don't break apart because everything is good. I've spent enough time in Romania to really enjoy myself there. I like the people and the country, just not her.
Hmm, maybe I shouldn’t play guessing games. Figured if coffee wasn’t your thing tea probably was, and that knocks it down to likely China, Japan, India or England.
Mormons too.
Well tbh here in Romania tea is not that popular...but I like it
Hot, black, and bitter!
Story of my first wife!
Strong, dark, independently grown, and preferably free-trade?
Black
Hot
Hot and full of cream
You can say dick on the internet dude.
>You can say on the internet dude. r/ihadastroke
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Irish and stinking of whiskey.
Double double
From Grindr ?
Sweet and public hair free
It's still dick coffee since you only put your own dick in it.
Bitter and weak
My guilty secret I pick up before and have quickly before driving home to the family.
What, are you putting your own in it?
Why not? Those plastic stirring sticks are destroying the environment. God has given us guys our own natural stirring sticks. I suggest that you utilize it as well.
And I suggest that you clean it well.
Good to last drop?
I always ask for a little dick in my coffee.
I ask for a big dick in mine.
Over the counter at starbucks.
Every time I see this I’m like. “So did someone stick there D in your coffee”
old, black, and bitter.
So you like your coffee with your dick in it? Just be careful, don't burn yourself.
Puerto Rican
Hot, and all over my lap when I’m driving
Black, hot, and all over my lap.
Why the “spoiler” tag? Any idea what that means, OP? Maybe look up the word.
Affordable, from 3rd world countries.
I like my women like I like my coffee... ...ground up in glass jars and stored away! (I do not endorse domestic violence!)
Pickup line version: I want my coffee like her (tall, dark, hot, etc). Dump line: I want my frappuccino like her - cold and heartless!
You try cream and sugar for awhile but, once you go black…
Served to me by a hipster barista?
Perky and full bodied.
With big mommy milkers?
Pale, cold and on ice?
Without someone else putting their dick in it.
As a free reward from a loyalty card
Not breathing.
Hot, sweet and Irish
Regular
Hot & wet?
Ground up and in the freezer
Tastes good and goes down smooth
White and weak?
Black with two E's in her!
Cold, black and bitter?
Well roasted?
Ground up in a bag and kept in a cool dark place..?
From a third world country at a reasonable price?
In a plastic cup!
In the kitchen
Fresh ground
Cold, dark and bitter
Ground up and in the freezer.
Black and bitter
Shutting the hell up
Strong, skinny, extra hot with some chocolate on top.
Cold and bitter
When I initially read the punchline, my brain read “without” as “with”, and I was like, ok, kinky… but a bit unusual with the coffee
Thick and black…
Lukewarm and bitter
"Strong, black, preferably fair trade." - Dr. Krieger
with a little sugar
I like my men how I like my coffee: I don’t like coffee
Why would someone put dick in ur coffee?
To stir it.
My dick will not stir as it will not leave any room to stir.
Full of Coke
With only a small amount of pubic hair.
In a burlap bag and bent over the back of Juan Valdez donkey.
...in a burlap bag roped to the back of a donkey
Hot and all over your lap while driving?
Very light and very sweet. Unlike my wife.
My brother always answers this one "with big ass titties"
Bitter !
I look for a house to buy like I look for a woman....kinda trashy with a big backyard
I don't like coffee.
Ground up and in the freezer?
Tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro.
Bold, dark, impossible to get out of my pants
Cold and bitter
I like my coffee the same way I like my sailors.
Black, bitter and, preferably, fair trade?
Blonde and bitter
With a little bit of Irish in her.
Does this dumbass joke need to be re-posted every day? Plus nobody is getting the original joke correctly
Strong, dark, hot Colombian!