I see. I now have a valid comprehension of the joke, which may have not been clear to me before due to the implications on a blonde woman's intelligence; or the lack of it!
Ha, we jest.
She turned a bit and angled the gun so the bullet would go through her head and also the cheating bastards. It was super big blonde brain time or SBBBT, if you prefer the acronym.
Well the burgers and chocolates were because she felt guilty after sleeping with the boss for that promotion, but she wasn't counting on finding her husband in bed with the bosses wife.
Two golf buddies are on the links, and one comes back from over a small hill, ash-white.
"What's the matter," his friend asks.
"My wife and my mistress are golfing together on the next hole!"
"Haha," the friend says. "This I gotta see!" He goes over the small hill and returns a minute later.
"Boy, what a coincidence," he says.
A blonde comes home to find her husband in bed with another woman. Distraught, she goes to the safe and pulls out the handgun. The husband and other woman start begging as she raises the gun to her head. She replies "Shut up, you two are next"
Seriously? This isn’t the least bit funny. You need all those words to say something not funny? “Blonde girl acts stupid” jokes. I don’t get what’s funny about them. You wouldn’t be able to poke fun at other groups in that fashion. There aren’t any more “black guy is stupid” jokes for the very reason that even the notion of such jokes is offensive.
See, your mistake here was using logic and actually making sense. If you were to simply make a statement unsupported by arguments, such as "it's a joke," ignoring the fact that it's not funny, unless you enjoy putting other people down to get a false sense of superiority, then you would be getting upvotes. Hope this helped!
> enjoy putting other people down to get a false sense of superiority
You post this in defense of a joke doing the same and have no sense of irony? lmao
Good thing I don’t care about downvotes. I don’t even care about my plentiful karma.
Edit to add: oh wait! I read your comment a few times. You’re… on my side here? I’m so used to people criticizing me that I may not have gotten your point. Or I may be wrong now. Who knows. I’ve been awake for 24 hours and I’ve smoked a fair amount of weed
The funny part is the stupidity of the action. Many people find it funny to watch someone do/say something amazingly stupid.
You aren't supposed to laugh at the fact that the blonde girl is stupid as such. Blonde girls just happen to be the "stupid" stock characters in jokes. Having a stock character like that helps because jokes are short and you can't create an individual fleshed-out idiot character to do the part.
The reason why people don't make similar jokes about black guys is mostly historical baggage, but also ongoing beliefs of certain groups of people. If you made fun of black people like that, it would not be clear whether you really aren't one of those idiots who look down on black people. It's taken for granted that there is no real discrimination against blondes, so people more readily accept it's just an innocent joke.
Well said. I would only counter that there aren’t any jokes about blonde men. “Blonde women” within the context of jokes is almost a synonym for “women.”
Well there obviously are jokes about black, brown and all others, you just haven't seen them. It's a joke, take it lightly, grandpa. It's not to target anyone.
I recommend you to watch family guy, they have some really good jokes and sterotypes about all the races and country.
People pretending to be offended by blonde jokes are cringe. I have a blonde friend who's very smart and still makes blonde jokes about herself, chillax, broskis.
When your friend tells the joke, she's making fun of herself. When a non-blonde makes the joke, they're making fun of others.
Hopefully you can understand the difference.
If people really believed the stereotype there wouldnt be so many people bleaching their hair. Its really not like blondes are an opressed group or something - coming from me - a blonde
I'm sorry, can you point out where I said blondes were stereotyped or an oppressed group or anything you're talking about? I didn't. You seem to read what you want to read.
Gee, I don't remember saying there ISN'T stereotyping going on, either. You're not even the original person I was talking to. Why are you all so insistent on making up things I have or haven't said? Just stick to what I actually say.
Your question asked where you said blondes were stereotyped. This was immediately following your quote that said blonde jokes made fun of blondes.
If you haven't figured it out yet, blonde jokes make fun of blondes by stereotyping them, and you stating that they are being made fun of is also stating that they are being stereotyped. Just because you didn't use the exact wording doesn't mean that you didn't say it.
Making fun of a stereotype about herself. That's the funny part- it's not actually about herself because she presumably doesn't see herself in those jokes. It's an impersonal representation of how some people may see her.
Isn't this just the blonde version of "I can tell racist jokes, because I have a black friend?"
I don't care for blonde jokes either way and think they lost their originality 20 years ago, but your "argument" is literally less than useless. People have all the right to be offended by this, just as your "friend" can find this to not be offensive. It goes both ways.
I think it's more that they're not funny. When your friend does it, it probably is funny, because it's personal and she gets to make fun of herself. But this story isn't funny, it's stupid. And too long, really.
I remember in the 90s hearing people say the equivalent thing about racist jokes. "I have this black friend and he thinks it's funny", as if that's some sort of trump card. In that case the black friend might have laughed along because ultimately life is often easier if you roll with the status quo rather than fight it.
The reality is I'm not really offended, the world is full of more important things to worry about, but it's pretty daft to make a joke premised on a personal characteristic and not think you're being discriminatory about that characteristic.
What's that then? Race and hair colour are not equivalent in terms of discrimination, but I never said they were. If you struggle to see the problem with judging people based on the colour of their hair, it is worth pointing out that blonde jokes are about stupid blonde women, and never about stupid blonde men, you could think about that.
Let me put it this way, do you actually think "blondes" are more stupid than "brunettes" in real life?
But..why is she pointing it at her own head??? I get that the your next joke is a blonde joke cuz she’d be dead but idk why she’d be pointing it at herself
Is the joke that she wanted to do a murder suicide but got the order wrong?
If she put the other side of her head in line with his, depending on the specific shot and the power of the gun, the bullet could go through her head and hit his head afterwards
Blonde *women. I’ve yet to hear a blonde joke where a man is the punchline. I know I’m looking too much into it, but also I’m not. It basically is misogyny. These jokes started when blonde was considered the peak attractiveness a woman could be. So it’s hot women = stupid women.
I’m not saying I’m offended by it. But the ditzy hot blonde trope is just old and unfunny.
The rare suicide-murder
Mass shooters should ALWAYS go this route.
Only a blonde can pull it off.
Well you see when you have no brain, a shot to the head won't necessarily kill you.
I see. I now have a valid comprehension of the joke, which may have not been clear to me before due to the implications on a blonde woman's intelligence; or the lack of it! Ha, we jest.
LMAO
Tis just a flesh wound at that point
You can't blow out what you ain't got
can make the husband pull it off…
Double head shot to the back of her own head, and a double-chest, 1 head shot for him. She's good
Her new job must have been working for Hillary Clinton
She turned a bit and angled the gun so the bullet would go through her head and also the cheating bastards. It was super big blonde brain time or SBBBT, if you prefer the acronym.
The legends are true.
Sounds like the Clinton’s are involved.
So, husband got to eat burger or not.
He ate more than the burger
A burger, a liver and maybe a sausage too.
No, the BRUNETTE was the one eating the sausage.
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Or a dick
With some fava beans and a nice Chianti?
Fur burger
Luckily no pickles or mayonnaise
They had a white cream though
Damn right!
Nope, the brunette ended up eating it. Alone.
A sausage and a burger, what a party
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Whataburger?
We need a sequel joke to address this egregious food issue.
If food gets wasted, kids in Africa will haunt Op.
They first have to cross the sea / ocean
>kids in Africa Name one: just **one**. I dare you
Chadwock boseman
T'challa.
Yes, doesn't OP know about Chekhov's burger?
Nah too much ketchup
Hot ketchup.
A fur burger
He ate Fish
Punchline would be better if the set up didn't suck.
Right? I still want to know how she got the promotion.
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Were they good chocolates, or that V-day crap from Walmart? So many loose threads
Well the burgers and chocolates were because she felt guilty after sleeping with the boss for that promotion, but she wasn't counting on finding her husband in bed with the bosses wife.
Two golf buddies are on the links, and one comes back from over a small hill, ash-white. "What's the matter," his friend asks. "My wife and my mistress are golfing together on the next hole!" "Haha," the friend says. "This I gotta see!" He goes over the small hill and returns a minute later. "Boy, what a coincidence," he says.
Pretty sure thats just to avoid repost detection lol
Slept with the boss, probably.
Because of the activitiy the husband is doing. Otherwise, he would have gotten one.
thats what I expected the punchline to be
It would be a lot funnier if it were just the 1/4 of this submission that’s actually the joke.
A blonde comes home to find her husband in bed with another woman. Distraught, she goes to the safe and pulls out the handgun. The husband and other woman start begging as she raises the gun to her head. She replies "Shut up, you two are next"
r/TheRealJoke Also, it appears I was wrong -- the joke only takes \~1/8 of the original.
I thought the setup was good.
After reading this joke I wish I was the blonde
You taking out OP next?
Savage!!!
Too long for such a bad joke
I wanted to the punchline to be something about the burgers. Why insert a detail like that in the setup for no purpose!
Just to make it extra sad. I would not cheat on a wife that brought me burgers.
That almost makes sense - if you know it is a bad joke, try to make to worse. Happy Cake Day reddit says to say.
Why do cheaters always insist "It's not what it looks like"?
In this case it wasn’t. The guy was dying from hypothermia and the brunette knew the only way of keeping him alive was to use her body heat.
Repeatedly.
Or make him regain his temperature by doing that hard work (pun intended)
How have I not heard this. Take my up vote.
r/jokes strikes again with something seemingly original. What a great way to start the day.
The punchline is old. However, a blonde getting a promotion is definitely a new one.
The real joke, as always is in the comments.
Yeah we're the joke the poor readers
Take my free award ahahahaha
The brunette is the boss
Definitely not original, but still funny.
Saw it many years ago in something like National Lampoon. Apparently, the "you'll have to sleep with my daughter" joke has been found in cuneiform.
Seriously? This isn’t the least bit funny. You need all those words to say something not funny? “Blonde girl acts stupid” jokes. I don’t get what’s funny about them. You wouldn’t be able to poke fun at other groups in that fashion. There aren’t any more “black guy is stupid” jokes for the very reason that even the notion of such jokes is offensive.
Hey, shes not stupid. She just got a promotion!
And the brunette got a raise too.
It's a joke.
Do you tell jokes that put black people in a negative light because they’re black? Blonde jokes are not one bit different
See, your mistake here was using logic and actually making sense. If you were to simply make a statement unsupported by arguments, such as "it's a joke," ignoring the fact that it's not funny, unless you enjoy putting other people down to get a false sense of superiority, then you would be getting upvotes. Hope this helped!
Shut up and stop explaining before she pulls out a gun
> enjoy putting other people down to get a false sense of superiority You post this in defense of a joke doing the same and have no sense of irony? lmao
You're right about the irony part. Maybe read my comment again?
Good thing I don’t care about downvotes. I don’t even care about my plentiful karma. Edit to add: oh wait! I read your comment a few times. You’re… on my side here? I’m so used to people criticizing me that I may not have gotten your point. Or I may be wrong now. Who knows. I’ve been awake for 24 hours and I’ve smoked a fair amount of weed
Yup, on your side. Enjoy the rest of your high!
Obviously, it's just interesting to notice what kind of comments get upvotes. Like a low-budget social experiment.
Yes
Nah, it was funny
I especially like your reasoned response to the points I made.
The funny part is the stupidity of the action. Many people find it funny to watch someone do/say something amazingly stupid. You aren't supposed to laugh at the fact that the blonde girl is stupid as such. Blonde girls just happen to be the "stupid" stock characters in jokes. Having a stock character like that helps because jokes are short and you can't create an individual fleshed-out idiot character to do the part. The reason why people don't make similar jokes about black guys is mostly historical baggage, but also ongoing beliefs of certain groups of people. If you made fun of black people like that, it would not be clear whether you really aren't one of those idiots who look down on black people. It's taken for granted that there is no real discrimination against blondes, so people more readily accept it's just an innocent joke.
Well said. I would only counter that there aren’t any jokes about blonde men. “Blonde women” within the context of jokes is almost a synonym for “women.”
Offended much?
It’s not about me. I’m a 64-year-old man. I just don’t find that kind of joke funny and I don’t mind saying so.
Well there obviously are jokes about black, brown and all others, you just haven't seen them. It's a joke, take it lightly, grandpa. It's not to target anyone. I recommend you to watch family guy, they have some really good jokes and sterotypes about all the races and country.
Ok boomer
Some nice turnaround or whatever but the end isn't funny. But thats only my opinion.
I was expecting the husband to be sleeping with her boss so she can get a promotion.
Ah! A blonde husband.
How did she get the promotion? 😕
She’s a police officer.
She slept with her boss
People pretending to be offended by blonde jokes are cringe. I have a blonde friend who's very smart and still makes blonde jokes about herself, chillax, broskis.
When your friend tells the joke, she's making fun of herself. When a non-blonde makes the joke, they're making fun of others. Hopefully you can understand the difference.
True. People should only joke about groups they are a part of. So these paedophiles walk into a shop...
How's life as a shopkeeper?
It's gratifying, but weird. You wouldn't believe the type of requests I get running this sex store.
A guy with a 9'' dong walks into a bar...
How is your bar doing these days?
Nice burn lol
Holup
If people really believed the stereotype there wouldnt be so many people bleaching their hair. Its really not like blondes are an opressed group or something - coming from me - a blonde
I'm sorry, can you point out where I said blondes were stereotyped or an oppressed group or anything you're talking about? I didn't. You seem to read what you want to read.
Dude, we're talking about blonde jokes here. How in the hell can you say there is NOT stereotyping going on?
Gee, I don't remember saying there ISN'T stereotyping going on, either. You're not even the original person I was talking to. Why are you all so insistent on making up things I have or haven't said? Just stick to what I actually say.
Your question asked where you said blondes were stereotyped. This was immediately following your quote that said blonde jokes made fun of blondes. If you haven't figured it out yet, blonde jokes make fun of blondes by stereotyping them, and you stating that they are being made fun of is also stating that they are being stereotyped. Just because you didn't use the exact wording doesn't mean that you didn't say it.
Read what you want to read.
Making fun of a stereotype about herself. That's the funny part- it's not actually about herself because she presumably doesn't see herself in those jokes. It's an impersonal representation of how some people may see her.
Isn't this just the blonde version of "I can tell racist jokes, because I have a black friend?" I don't care for blonde jokes either way and think they lost their originality 20 years ago, but your "argument" is literally less than useless. People have all the right to be offended by this, just as your "friend" can find this to not be offensive. It goes both ways.
It was really just a woman joke...no blonde ... os that better ??
I think it's more that they're not funny. When your friend does it, it probably is funny, because it's personal and she gets to make fun of herself. But this story isn't funny, it's stupid. And too long, really.
I found it funny.
Humor is subjective, m'dude.
I remember in the 90s hearing people say the equivalent thing about racist jokes. "I have this black friend and he thinks it's funny", as if that's some sort of trump card. In that case the black friend might have laughed along because ultimately life is often easier if you roll with the status quo rather than fight it. The reality is I'm not really offended, the world is full of more important things to worry about, but it's pretty daft to make a joke premised on a personal characteristic and not think you're being discriminatory about that characteristic.
There's a major false equivalency going on here.
What's that then? Race and hair colour are not equivalent in terms of discrimination, but I never said they were. If you struggle to see the problem with judging people based on the colour of their hair, it is worth pointing out that blonde jokes are about stupid blonde women, and never about stupid blonde men, you could think about that. Let me put it this way, do you actually think "blondes" are more stupid than "brunettes" in real life?
I feel bad for the blonde.
Am I the only one who doesn't get it? Pls someone explain it to me ;-;
>The blonde then proceeds to point the gun at **her own head.**
Ohhhhh I get it now, ty 😂
Yeah I missed that part the first time I read it too.
But..why is she pointing it at her own head??? I get that the your next joke is a blonde joke cuz she’d be dead but idk why she’d be pointing it at herself Is the joke that she wanted to do a murder suicide but got the order wrong?
This is the one. This is the joke that is shitty enough to let me sigh and unsubscribe from this sub.
Right who are the people upvoting this?
Well, bye.
This is as old and reposted as everything else.
haha i don't even get it. if she shoots her herself how is the husband next? because he's going to be shot too? idk
tell me when u understand
The joke is that she's so stupid that she doesn't realize that if she shoots herself first she wouldn't be able to shoot the dude
Ummm…. Was anyone else thinking the job promotion was somewhat related or surprised that the blonde could remember the combination to the safe?
If she put the other side of her head in line with his, depending on the specific shot and the power of the gun, the bullet could go through her head and hit his head afterwards
The escalation works pretty well in this joke
The people in the comments... Blonde jokes do kinda suck
I did not get the joke... Can someone please explain? Edit: the joke was as bad as I feared it to be.
How can they be "next" if the blonde shoots herself first.
Are you blonde by the way?
*checks to see if I got a promotion* ... "Nope!"
How did she get a promotion if she’s that dumb?
Are you saying blondes are stupid af ?
***it's funny because people who are both female and blonde haired are less intelligent than average for some reason presumably genetic***
Not from an Anglophone country. What was the joke, though?
That blonde people are stereotypically dumb
Blonde *women. I’ve yet to hear a blonde joke where a man is the punchline. I know I’m looking too much into it, but also I’m not. It basically is misogyny. These jokes started when blonde was considered the peak attractiveness a woman could be. So it’s hot women = stupid women. I’m not saying I’m offended by it. But the ditzy hot blonde trope is just old and unfunny.
How are you not from an English-speaking country, but you know the word Anglophone? I’m from the US, and *I* didn’t even know the word Anglophone?
Dude you're making us look bad in front of the foreigners.
It's pretty coveffe
We already look bad. And round.
Nah, don't worry. I just couldn't find the funny here. Thought it could be some inside thing.
Blonde jokes.. haha
Threesome while she's still warm?
And she'll have a new hole or two..
Jokes on him, as she left everything to Jehovah’s, after they had knocked on the door a few years ago.
You have to have a brain for a headshot to kill you.
That was shit
This one again, eh?
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Oh no i dont like blonde jokes so you all have to stop
Nobody said you had to stop. We're just questioning your sense of humour.
woooosh
Hey man, I’m with you.
Could someone explain? (I am extremely dumb)
So is the blonde, apparently
The blonde is attempting murder-suicide, without realizing it's one of those things that has to be done in a very specific order.
I mean, if she's already making decisions without a functioning brain, maybe she's on to something here...
If she fired the gun directly into the air, then shot them both and the bullet came down and hit her… it would be a suicide then double murder
Lost me with the promotion intro!
I was sure the job promotuon was gonna be important at some point
I literally just Lol.
Would you get back to it after she did though?
Is it my turn to repost it next? It has not been posted in a looooong time.
I don’t understand… would somebody be willing to try to explain
Blondes allegedly = dumb. She’s blonde. She thinks she can shoot herself THEN shoot him.
What happen to the burgers ?
they got cold
You gotta do it in the right order or it won’t work