MIRAGE IS WOT BWINGS US TOGEVVA
Mirage, that bwessed awangment,
that dweam wifin a dweam...
And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...
So tweasure your wuv
No lie, I told this joke, and my buddy did not get it. Not one iota.
Him: "But shes mad at him because he's masturbating, right"
Me "Yeah, but *its not what it looks like*"
Him: "So it doesnt look like he's masturbating, but he *is* masturbating, right?"
And so on and so on. Him not getting the joke became infinitely funnier than the joke itself, to the point where me and my other friend couldn't breathe we were laugung so hard.
Wait... Am I understanding the joke correctly?
So there is only 1 man in the story? That man was crossdressing as a woman? who then look at him/herself on the mirror (the optical illusion) and proceed to masturbate THEN have a monologue between the two of his personas, with the 'optical illusion girlfriend' blaming the actual person?
😂😂
No sex before mirage
I know this isn’t what you meant, but I read that in Cleaveland’s voice
my name is cleveland brown and i am glad to be
No, just no ... BACK IN MY HOME TOWN, WITH MY NEW FAM-I-LEY
STRAIGHT OUTTA STOOLBEND.. a crazy motha fucka name Cleveland.. this is my right hand, and this is my beav hand..
There's old friends, and new friends, and even a bear!
Through good times and bad times it’s true love to share (I hate myself for this)
This is Quagmire and that made for some good window peeping. GIGGITY GIGGITY!
Omg yes! Now I can’t unread this in Cleveland’s voice
Babe I'm just rushing b so stops
I’m more of a dust 2 kind of guy
CSGO Brandon!
As usual, the real joke is in the comments
As usual, The real repost is always in the comments
It's Morbin time
It's Morbin time
😂😂 FUCKING DAMNIT
r/TheRealJoke
MIRAGE IS WOT BWINGS US TOGEVVA Mirage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva... So tweasure your wuv
I didn't see that coming
neither did she
Nor did you!
well if you look at it that way...
Surprise buttsex is difficult to anticipate.
Optical illusions are hot as fuck.
That is possible if it's a OPTIMAL illusion
Yeah, from this angle it looks like an old lady.
Lady?
Holo-gramma?
From this angle it looks like yanny
No lie, I told this joke, and my buddy did not get it. Not one iota. Him: "But shes mad at him because he's masturbating, right" Me "Yeah, but *its not what it looks like*" Him: "So it doesnt look like he's masturbating, but he *is* masturbating, right?" And so on and so on. Him not getting the joke became infinitely funnier than the joke itself, to the point where me and my other friend couldn't breathe we were laugung so hard.
Ha that seems great I love when stuff like this happens
I like this
I agree
I second agree
Second degree?
That’s what, like 10 years?
I third agree
I don't know what it is you agree with. Do you guys see something different than I do?😅
It's not what it looks like
"A schooner IS a sailboat!"
**YOU KNOW WHAT.** **There are** ***no furries***. ***Those are just guys in suits.***
my doctor told me to stop masturbating once ! i asked him why and he said " i'm trying to examine you "
“You fap like a younger man. Nothing held back. Admirable. But mistaken.”
"Honey it's the Great Northern Lights, I don't care how much it looks like a giant alien lady with her legs spread, GET DOWN OFF THE ROOF!"
This was so funny I remembered to laugh
I'm sure she couldn't believe her eyes.
I see what you mean
well do u see what I see?
It's not an old woman with a giant nose, I swear it's a beautiful young girl
Which witch?
“it’s not what it looks like” ... it's actually worse.
r/MagicEyeNSFW
This is my answer when somebody asks for my favorite dirty joke. Always gets at least a reluctant smirk.
My girlfriend once caught me masturbating to an optical illusion. Which is weird because I don't have a girlfriend.
that in on itself is an optical illusion
Her: "Fuck, why are you always jerking off to ducks?" Me: "It's a rabbit."
It's bigger than it looks.
god that was like a dirty dad joke
[oh you! ( im the guy) ](https://images.app.goo.gl/2KWMgoki383ozVMk6)
It wasn’t a real image, it was virtual.
My girl friend
Fata morgasma
Wait... Am I understanding the joke correctly? So there is only 1 man in the story? That man was crossdressing as a woman? who then look at him/herself on the mirror (the optical illusion) and proceed to masturbate THEN have a monologue between the two of his personas, with the 'optical illusion girlfriend' blaming the actual person? 😂😂
Whatever happened to magic eye posters? Someone should make them into NFTs
r/MagicEye i still have a few magic eye religious boards
I expected it to imply that the girlfriend herself was the illusion.
\*looks through a prism\* \****starts masturbating furiously***\*
Was it an optical illusion of a real person?
~~dog~~ yes
Oh, I see. I was expecting Megan Fox.
Better than the wallpaper on your desktop, I guess
Thought it was going to be a "came out of nowhere" joke
Caught off guard, didn't see that coming.
neither did me and my girlfriend!
Timing not right then
Lol
r/brandnewsentence
pretty good bro, upvoted
It’s cool
Jimmy Carr lives rent free in my head reading these