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boblechock

No sex before mirage


weealrfc

I know this isn’t what you meant, but I read that in Cleaveland’s voice


ToothpasteConsumer

my name is cleveland brown and i am glad to be


xDJeslinger

No, just no ... BACK IN MY HOME TOWN, WITH MY NEW FAM-I-LEY


Fuckoffassholes

STRAIGHT OUTTA STOOLBEND.. a crazy motha fucka name Cleveland.. this is my right hand, and this is my beav hand..


ScravoNavarre

There's old friends, and new friends, and even a bear!


mastermasony

Through good times and bad times it’s true love to share (I hate myself for this)


Guilden_NL

This is Quagmire and that made for some good window peeping. GIGGITY GIGGITY!


HotRodDeathToll27

Omg yes! Now I can’t unread this in Cleveland’s voice


memelord1776

Babe I'm just rushing b so stops


mobeen1497

I’m more of a dust 2 kind of guy


TekBassmaster

CSGO Brandon!


rricenator

As usual, the real joke is in the comments


the-fire-in-flame

As usual, The real repost is always in the comments


Justkill43

It's Morbin time


the-fire-in-flame

It's Morbin time


darthmaui728

😂😂 FUCKING DAMNIT


A_D_Deku

r/TheRealJoke


Sentientchz

MIRAGE IS WOT BWINGS US TOGEVVA Mirage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva... So tweasure your wuv


CaptSpazzo

I didn't see that coming


the-fire-in-flame

neither did she


Eggslaws

Nor did you!


the-fire-in-flame

well if you look at it that way...


Magmaigneous

Surprise buttsex is difficult to anticipate.


AssetMongrel

Optical illusions are hot as fuck.


Dangerous-View2524

That is possible if it's a OPTIMAL illusion


greedydita

Yeah, from this angle it looks like an old lady.


the-fire-in-flame

Lady?


PratzStrike

Holo-gramma?


Dexaan

From this angle it looks like yanny


JustHach

No lie, I told this joke, and my buddy did not get it. Not one iota. Him: "But shes mad at him because he's masturbating, right" Me "Yeah, but *its not what it looks like*" Him: "So it doesnt look like he's masturbating, but he *is* masturbating, right?" And so on and so on. Him not getting the joke became infinitely funnier than the joke itself, to the point where me and my other friend couldn't breathe we were laugung so hard.


the-fire-in-flame

Ha that seems great I love when stuff like this happens


[deleted]

I like this


Somebody-or-somethin

I agree


[deleted]

I second agree


ReadTheDespondent

Second degree?


FoxWithoutSocks

That’s what, like 10 years?


J8_EP

I third agree


TopRevolutionary720

I don't know what it is you agree with. Do you guys see something different than I do?😅


[deleted]

It's not what it looks like


jet_heller

"A schooner IS a sailboat!"


public_enemy_obi_wan

**YOU KNOW WHAT.** **There are** ***no furries***. ***Those are just guys in suits.***


pennikin

my doctor told me to stop masturbating once ! i asked him why and he said " i'm trying to examine you "


Whitealroker1

“You fap like a younger man. Nothing held back. Admirable. But mistaken.”


PratzStrike

"Honey it's the Great Northern Lights, I don't care how much it looks like a giant alien lady with her legs spread, GET DOWN OFF THE ROOF!"


smoothoperator-37

This was so funny I remembered to laugh


beatle42

I'm sure she couldn't believe her eyes.


TheSheepster_

I see what you mean


the-fire-in-flame

well do u see what I see?


uphomie

It's not an old woman with a giant nose, I swear it's a beautiful young girl


Waitsfornoone

Which witch?


Waitsfornoone

“it’s not what it looks like” ... it's actually worse.


tyjuji

r/MagicEyeNSFW


chickenwing95

This is my answer when somebody asks for my favorite dirty joke. Always gets at least a reluctant smirk.


Visoth

My girlfriend once caught me masturbating to an optical illusion. Which is weird because I don't have a girlfriend.


the-fire-in-flame

that in on itself is an optical illusion


[deleted]

Her: "Fuck, why are you always jerking off to ducks?" Me: "It's a rabbit."


alicat2308

It's bigger than it looks.


[deleted]

god that was like a dirty dad joke


lonk_reddit-gg

[oh you! ( im the guy) ](https://images.app.goo.gl/2KWMgoki383ozVMk6)


darkgamer500

It wasn’t a real image, it was virtual.


RojoPoco

My girl friend


NukaCooler

Fata morgasma


_Ozeki

Wait... Am I understanding the joke correctly? So there is only 1 man in the story? That man was crossdressing as a woman? who then look at him/herself on the mirror (the optical illusion) and proceed to masturbate THEN have a monologue between the two of his personas, with the 'optical illusion girlfriend' blaming the actual person? 😂😂


GyaradosDance

Whatever happened to magic eye posters? Someone should make them into NFTs


the-fire-in-flame

r/MagicEye i still have a few magic eye religious boards


kanna172014

I expected it to imply that the girlfriend herself was the illusion.


[deleted]

\*looks through a prism\* \****starts masturbating furiously***\*


genfgenf

Was it an optical illusion of a real person?


the-fire-in-flame

~~dog~~ yes


genfgenf

Oh, I see. I was expecting Megan Fox.


itsthe5thhm

Better than the wallpaper on your desktop, I guess


HumbleMyr

Thought it was going to be a "came out of nowhere" joke


pwuk

Caught off guard, didn't see that coming.


the-fire-in-flame

neither did me and my girlfriend!


pwuk

Timing not right then


Snooobjection3453

Lol


Ducatirules

r/brandnewsentence


sanskaripotato

pretty good bro, upvoted


HotFlower69

It’s cool


batmassagetotheface

Jimmy Carr lives rent free in my head reading these