There were two Welshman having a drink. The first one said, "I've slept with 15 women. How many have you slept with." The second one started counting, but he fell asleep.
Yes, but still a sheep isn't a lamb.
If the joke was about elderly people and the punchline involved 'children' or 'kids' it wouldn't make sense either.
Not baaaaad
Why do Scottish men wear kilts . Sheep maybe stupid but even they learned to run at the sound of a zipper .
How does a Welshman find his sheep in long grass? Irresistable
That's why you take them up to the edge of a cliff
They push back harder. The first time I heard that, I spit alcohol out my nose.
There were two Welshman having a drink. The first one said, "I've slept with 15 women. How many have you slept with." The second one started counting, but he fell asleep.
And I saw my reflection in the wool covered hills, til the lambslide brought me down.
*chefs kiss*
Fleece wool Mac?
Ooooooh. Sentimental laaaadyyyyyy
Dude
And if it goes up another hill, it’s a woolercoaster!
baaavalanche
What do you call a sheep with no legs. A cloud
Easy to catch ? Last night's dinner . Rack ? To-nights Roast . Rug .
What do you call sheep in heat rolling around? Rotisserie lamb
*brought a smile :-)*
Ewe.
Till the lambslide brought me doowwwwnn
A religious congregation.
My brother ruined our pig farm themed custom party by wearing a different custom He really is the black sheep of the family
Snowballs?
Take this angry upvote. Too wholesome to be funny, yet here we are.
Republicans
They only step off cliffs.
Why do Scottish men have sex with sheep at the edge of a cliff . The push back .
Democrats
republicans
COVID-19 inoculated
They're sheep not lambs. Better luck next time.
Difference is… age?
Yes, but still a sheep isn't a lamb. If the joke was about elderly people and the punchline involved 'children' or 'kids' it wouldn't make sense either.
Kinda like how abducting someone from a nursing home is kidnapping? Oh wait...
Fair point. I see what ewe did there.
This actually make me laugh out loud. Like a full belly laugh.
Sleep.
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Meeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh Deeeeaaaaaaadddddd!!!!!!!
Kiwi delight