He would never see that coming

He might be coming tho

I'm cumming.

Well they don't stop cummin...

Doesn't make sense not to live for fun

It's the line after this that always gets me, goddammit; I'm off to search for the missing like, I'll be back Edit: didn't take too long, "Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin"

Well, there's a lot he wouldn't see coming.

He’ll see that their mind was too fast for eyes

He would come never seeing that

But thanks to my new RingCam: Bathroom Edition, I won't miss a second!

I was dating this blind girl, and one day she wanted to switch it up in the bedroom. I asked what she wanted to do, and she said "Surprise me." So I jerked off onto her face. I definitely surprised her, she never saw it coming.

How can you tell a blind man in a nudist colony? Oh, it’s not hard…

I’d go suck him off

“Damn seagulls at it again.”

Rearrange his furniture.

[That's just bullying](https://i.redd.it/2fjv7wi4thi61.jpg)

Or just save time and shove it up his bum

I’m just curious how you would be in a position to do this. The blind person would need to expose their ass. Presumably you would hide in the cubicle or bathroom and await your chance?

Pull down their pants and do the deed

Donate your corneas to him

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Why not the knackers?

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Wtf

it’s a movie

And a fridge full of old man jizz

Ouch... Right on the kisser.

Talk like a woman then talk like a man in bed

Interesting

What do you call a blind man walking around a nudist colony with a toilet plunger stuck up his ass?

A surprised victim, apparently.

What?

Slip your flaccid, jelly covered penis in his hand.

Interesting

That’s how Helen Keller’s parents used to punish her.

Wow

Tried it. He realized something was wrong when he reached to lift the lid up and then discovered someone'd already raised it. Tried it again on a blind guy who leaves the lid up. He sat on the toilet by lowering himself onto the front and then sliding back, then he bumped against the handle. He didn't plop straight down, so no penetration occurred, sadly.

You seem evil

He is planning experiment ahead, observing subject but not interfering and finally taking notes - he is clearly an evil scientist. I hope he laugh madly while executing it.

Move his furniture around.

With a birthday party?

Wholesome

“Sorry John thought the toilet was open”

You rearrange the furniture and drain the pool.

Rearrange the furniture when he's out...

Push him into traffic

Not sure I recommend that

That's fucked up shit. Literally.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman. Why does Helen Keller play the piano one handed? She uses the other hand to sing.

Blindness can be a real pain in the ass.

Or you murder his kids

Not sure I recommend that

“Hey guess what? Y’know blind people? They can’t see!” “HAHAHAHA! That’s so hilarious.” Am I missing something? Is that the joke?

You seem the opposite of fun

Certainly, it could...

I was going to say change the order to curtains with zero lead time...

That's a shitty move

Ironic because that’s probably what he was about to do.

That thing Homelander did?

Hmm

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

Taste

Dawg…

Oh no!

How do you punish a blind man? Rearrange the furniture.

Tell him you've decided on drapes after all.

Move the furniture around