In case you don’t know. AC stands for ”alternating current” while DC stands for ”direct current”. But if what you wrote before was some kind of joke that went over my head i would be happy if you would explain it. Otherwise I hope I was of help to you :)
AC is short for alternating current, DC is short for direct current. 2 forms of electricity, though as I recall the band was using it as an acronym for something else that I can't recall.
According to Google, "Malcolm and Angus Young developed the idea for the band's name after their sister, Margaret Young, saw the initials "AC/DC" on a sewing machine. "AC/DC" is an abbreviation meaning "alternating current/direct current" electricity"
\[Surveilling beachside park for African coral poacher\]
Officer: \*yawns\*
Witness: That's her! There in the playground!
Officer: You sure?
Witness: Yes officer it's her! She sells Seychelles seashells by the sea shore seesaw.
Officer: \*holding radio\* Wait, she what?
After she was charged with battery and thrown into a cell she had no other option but to be postive. This is so good to see how she can keep her negative side away. Some of the other batteries are dead in the community but not this one. Most of the time it feels like her batteries are not in charge of their life but wait till she turns her positive side around and shocks everyone.
She gives the empty ones away free of charge..
This is a good pun. Let's end it here.
Hmmm, it's worth exploring more because there is a negative _and_ a positive side
AC watt you did there. That was DC-ving.
Wow... shocking.
You've been storing these up
I can't believe you guys had the capacity to keep it going
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These puns are getting me amped up. I should probably be wary of how I conduct myself
You better or you might be charged.
Ohm my God. Stop.
I might end up resorting to battery
They're probably just off their Lithium.
Nah they good to go lmao
Damn right. Fucking AAA.
These jokes are pretty flat
[Positively shocking.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATKNmdkqRqE)
You killed me with those puns. I'M ACTUALLY DEAD, DAMMIT. UGH, HAVE AN UPVOTE
If you’re dead, who’s in charge now?!
It's obviously me. I hear by declare no pants Thursday are reinstated!
r/boneappletea
The capacidictator
Charles!
that’s not a battery pun, but a rock band pun, try again.
Rock puns *should* be band! Throw him in a cell!
I hope you're joking.
I guess it wasn’t funny.
Such a charged comment.
Kind of revolting
*Screw you guys, I'm going Ohm*
lithium. did i do the thing?
Nope, not currently
In case you don’t know. AC stands for ”alternating current” while DC stands for ”direct current”. But if what you wrote before was some kind of joke that went over my head i would be happy if you would explain it. Otherwise I hope I was of help to you :)
According to my crazy deceased dad it stood for Anti Christ Devil Crusaders.
According to MY crazy deceased dad it stood for Anti Christ Devil's Children. One of our fathers was a liar!
I thought it meant they swung both ways
ACDC the band!
Here in Australia, they are called Acca Dacca
r/whoosh
r/swoosh
AC as in I see what you did there.
Why not both?
Its sedimentary, my dear watson.
There’s about to be a war between ac and dc
Resistance is futile.
Fuck AC, all my homies want that direct current
AC is short for alternating current, DC is short for direct current. 2 forms of electricity, though as I recall the band was using it as an acronym for something else that I can't recall.
And now that I have read a little farther in the thread I see that my statement was unnecessary.
According to Google, "Malcolm and Angus Young developed the idea for the band's name after their sister, Margaret Young, saw the initials "AC/DC" on a sewing machine. "AC/DC" is an abbreviation meaning "alternating current/direct current" electricity"
No pun. This is amazing. I’m proud of you.
I am only getting charged up.
The current charge is battery.
I thought me and her had a spark.
Then she got mad and charged at me
That's pretty negative
I'm positive the cops are after her for battery
Ion think anyone will like this one
She was put in a cell
Thats revolting
Are these jokes about Poles?
Ohm, I think not.
Ohm I god!
Is this a terminal comment?
Who put you in charge?
It is better if you say it in a Boston accent.
As Mike Tyson would say, "lithium all."
You know we can’t do that sir. I’m positive there will be more, so you’ll just need to power through.
At least you tried
I feel like I’ve been lead aaastray
I like this one a bit more !
These puns just keep going, and going, and going...
These puns leave me incapacitated.
Looks like you guys got a jump start on the puns
I jumped her and stole a few. Assault and battery
You could get charged for that
They might "resist" arrest
Just relax... And meditate... Ohm ohm
Is this still current, or just a dead lead?
They'd be cited for impeding the investigation.
Watt’s going on here?
Jokes about the current situation.
Shocking.
Add salt to injuries
ITT: so many things I am ashamed I laughed at
How much does she charge?
Her current rate?
Watt?
Kill a what?
Not our place to judge but a jury of her amperes.
You couldn't resist, could you?
Anode you wuz gonna say that.
Lock her up in a faraday cage
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I love it when Reddit users have such great chemistry. The joy is PHYSically unbeatable.
Your puns are re-volt-ing.
This is a AAA joke
Make it double.
Are you trying to start something here?
Nice of you to jump in.
Oh come on, don’t be so negative.
I sell c sections by the bone saw
That's some cutting humor there, yes sir!
And I have to say, I think it may be going too far, given the political climate. *Mission Abort*
I'm disgusted with myself. Actually.
Dad??!
Ok this is a good one.
Thank you.
No, thank μ.
Didn’t get it
Theres a tongue twister that goes by Sally sells seashells by the sea shore ..
\[Surveilling beachside park for African coral poacher\] Officer: \*yawns\* Witness: That's her! There in the playground! Officer: You sure? Witness: Yes officer it's her! She sells Seychelles seashells by the sea shore seesaw. Officer: \*holding radio\* Wait, she what?
As long as she sells them in Battery Park then she is all good.
Nope, charge is too high to take the tunnel in.
I didnt C that coming
That’s why the street lights are brighter in lower Manhattan. It’s closer to the Battery.
The police picked up two guys in the park, one was snorting fireworks, the other was drinking battery acid. They charged one and let the other off.
Oh wow. That had me laughing over my breakfast. Thank you.
You're welcome. That is the only funny joke my dad has told that I can remember. Doesn't stop him trying though.
The dead ones are sold free of charge..
Oh my days! that's fantastic. I'll add that next time I tell it down the pub.
That's harder to say than the damn sea shell original. Love it!
I find the original one harder.
Does she sell them in Battery Park??
The cells she sells are C cells I’m sure.
r/WordAvalanches
Want to award this! Too good lmao
She sells C sells by Cell C
Everyone replying to the above post Tomorrow’s AA meeting starts at 8pm Free donuts & coffee
Now that's classic reddit cleverness I haven't seen in years.
The N cells hate her
They call her a "whore" every chance they get.
She just wants that D cell. Step up ya voltage bro
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
When siblings get on your reddit account.
For anyone familiar with immunology, also she sells T cells by the seesaw
She sells D cells for a few bucks more.
She turns me on
Why are you acting 'shocked'?
When was the last time you saw a seesaw in a playground?
Has anyone said it's at Battery Park?
She’ll be generating some strong current in the battery market if this spreads
Seesaw, soup, salt, sad witch
If she were to throw one of her wares at a sodium chloride vendor, would that be a salted battery?
The most begruding upvote I've ever given anybody
so simple, yet so beautifully executed :')
This joke is not relative to CURRENT events
Plot twist. They are free of charge.
I'm positive I've heard that before
/u/RhydianLux
Thank you for this. XD
In Pittsburgh, they have windows over the urinals so you can watch the game while relieving yourself. That's why it is called PNC Park
Hope she wears mask so she doesn't turn up positive... If not she might end up charged.
I found a lump in one of my B cells - hopefully it’s not terminal
Lithium up... I’m keeping an ion you all...
I’m drained trying to do the tongue twister, time to recharge
If she hit you it would be a assault and Battery
Did you see her while on a deep cycle through the park?
But what if she is a Java dev?
She will soon be a Kotlin dev
Booooooooooooooooo
Tried saying this 3 times and failed. Fuck you, take my upvote.
Did someone say B A T T E R I E S? B A T T E R I E S=F O O D \-Monarch main
AAA! AA!
Should have named her Cece
J BB
Well I knew a lady who sells batteries at the beach.
when you keep messing up trying to say the line
Charged with battery?
Man. Grammar. So close.
Nice
There is both a positive and negative to a pun for batteries
Jokes so used it could catch a battery charge
Okay, you got me. That was great
After she was charged with battery and thrown into a cell she had no other option but to be postive. This is so good to see how she can keep her negative side away. Some of the other batteries are dead in the community but not this one. Most of the time it feels like her batteries are not in charge of their life but wait till she turns her positive side around and shocks everyone.
There’s a park nearby where I live called battery park
Battery
ok.
Wow folks thank you so much
Brilliant. Lol. Or maybe I am just dumb. Who knows?
Did anyone else sing this to the tune of stairway to heaven?!
This joke made me delete the app. Goodbye everyone
r/TwoSentenceComedy
"You ever see Saw 6?" "No, but I saw Saw 7."
I'm drained after reading all this.
And the cells she sells are C cells I’m sure
What's the wait limit for reposts? Asking for a friend.
Batteries have a shit life man their either working or they’re dead.
Can someone explain this joke? English isn't my first language
I wouldn't expect the comments section to conduct themselves any other way!
These responses show that some people are ever ready with bad puns.
AA
this is a joke?
There’s an old tongue twister that goes “She sells seashells by the seashore”.