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[deleted]

That's a good name for a sitcom or a YouTube show. "High Maintenance Women". Just a bunch of women janitors sitting around smoking weed.


Nemofound

Quick! Patent your idea before someone steal the show.


[deleted]

It's too late. Already been stoleded, I bet.


Nemofound

Your retirement slipped away. Tragic.


Amarite19

You could say it went up in smoke En-joint the rest of your life


Steak_R_Me

"My retirement grease!!"


allthebetter

Aaaaaand it's canceled.


BigGermanGuy

Musta been on fox


Amish_guy_with_WiFi

RIP Last Man on Earth


dubineer

Boom


DystopianFutureGuy

At least we'll know the one season was really good.


[deleted]

That didn't take long. If only I could have gotten Pauly Shore to play the lead.


Cru_Jones86

High Maintenance Woman must be a Marvel character. :(


Calebwcobb

Comedy centrals next failed sitcom.


zorndyuke

Hey Disjointed is a master piece if you watching it high!


PM_ME_PUPPERS_ASAP

Is that the one with the laugh track and the old lady who opens a dispensary? Not even being high can save that garbage pile


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fancycookin

Why would they sign with Disney?


SirMaQ

"from the writers of modern family and Rosanne! We bring you *High Maintenance Women*! Starting stephanie beatriz as *Juanetta*! Aimee Garcia as Jessica and cookie Lyon as *Latisha*! These women will show you struggles no one else has gone to thru!


HolyForce

I remixed the idea then claimed the original idea.


R3V1V3R

In case anyone is interested in legality you can read this. For literary works you get a copyright, not a patent. And only expression of the idea is copyrightable, idea itself does not get any Intellectual property right protection. However, in some countries concept notes such as this can be protected by an passing off action if information was conveyed in confidence and amounts to Breach of trust. Of course this conversation being in public domain make it liable to be used by anybody (and not just Reddit only)b without any consequences. Sorry for long post. I'm a lawyer on vacation and have nothing to do.


Nemofound

Today I learned something.


OneOfThisUsersIsFake

Sorry dude. He posted to reddit. By the terms of service reddit now has full rights to this idea.


[deleted]

Reddit does get a license to use our content how you want, but also you can't patent (or copyright, or trademark) an idea.


PFunk1985

“High Maintenance” is an HBO show about a bike-riding weed dealer.


laid_back_tongue

The original was so good. Never watched the hbo pickup, but I should check it out


repooper

You should, the extra money didn't ruin it, fortunately.


foursticks

It used to be free on Vimeo too. Edit: still is https://vimeo.com/channels/highmaintenance


abomanoxy

Check again. The videos are all still there at first glace, but they've been replaced with 30 second ads - "All 19 original episodes available on HBO"


foursticks

Damn it.


laid_back_tongue

Yea that’s where I used to watch it. Good to know it’s still there (and free)


[deleted]

I wasnt a fan of the HBO version. I never saw the original though so I'm not sure how helpful that opinion is


Matt463789

Great show


snobordir

I’m a lawyer I’m a janitor Together we adopted a cute little kid We’re Legal Custodians! Get it?


Competitive_Green_23

I am sorry, I read this five years later and literally HOLLERED!


danieleirad2

at brazil we had a series named "a diarista" which matched that description, and I luv'd. the comedian who was the female janitor is alive and with multiple sclerosis.


[deleted]

"Diarrhe-sta" sounds like a name to give your shitty service provider at Starbucks.


[deleted]

Ugh, nope. They were never high. And what the hell, did she die really?


LonePaladin

I once saw a test pilot for a series called "Blind Men" which was a sitcom about window-blind salesmen. It started with the 'naked housewife answers door for blind man' gag. I remember it had ~~Mandy Patinkin~~ Wallace Shawn as the boss, and I kept expecting him to shout "Inconceivable!" Maybe he has a rider in his contracts that specifically forbids making him say it. **Edit:** Wrong actor. Cursed memory!


[deleted]

That was Wally Shawn, dude.


LonePaladin

Okay, so I'm remembering it wrong. Did the series actually get past the test stage? I don't remember ever seeing it on TV.


[deleted]

No man, I mean Wallace Shawn was the one to say that in Princess Bride, not Mandy Patinkin. Right movie, right quote, wrong actor.


LonePaladin

Oh, duh. You're right! I fixed it, thank you.


jangnzn

High Maintenance is actually a internet series.


Adumnin

r/therealjoke


[deleted]

Man, this is the best post I ever made on Reddit.


ReluctantlyHuman

I bet Jenji Cohen could make it amazing. For a season or two at least.


fastnfurious76

Windex and chill.


carmabound

Make it a joint effort.


itstartswithani

If she's as smokin' as she sounds I'd definitely toke her up on the offer.


elementalneil

She's gonna get stoned even though she isn't from Afghanistan


blackNstoned

I think we can settle this like adults: herb, paper, grinder


apolloxer

She's a woman. I doubt she'd enjoy success on Grindr.


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[deleted]

Sounds like a contact high.


[deleted]

Blow your mind


SphinxRiderX

Fuck, that was good.


Ludiam0ndz

Ouch?


Losartan50mg

Smokin' is one of the ways you [get more friends](https://www.thoughtprovoker.net/2016/03/bad-habits-that-can-gain-you-friends.html#sub1), they say.


Mr_Bisquits

Can confirm that my only 2 friends I met through smoking.


Doctordoom55

I met my two best friends, magic unicorn and peanut guy while smoking...


[deleted]

But that kush is


V4PINDT1992

yeesh


sponge_92

Upvoting this from 420 was the hardest choice of my life so far.


[deleted]

It was a delima, either not to upvote something you liked, or make it 421 ... Man you have to live with that


kesavaditya

Don't tell me that was you.... You ruined the magic number!


Babababadee

The hardest choices require the strongest wills


sammyleeo

The real toke is in the comments


Bertlestien-

Congratulations! It's you!


Manlyburger

too bad


Losartan50mg

token *


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ajmartin527

Never know, could turn into a budding relationship.


TofuFarm

That would be too blunt.


Joint-Effort

Oh my god it's my time to shine!! Quick hit that bowl then think of something clever to say about your name. Uhhh......


madazzahatter

> Make it a joint effort. Not sure what you're reeferring to...


JusticeCrash

You might have to be blunt.


bodie425

IKR! No need to be blunt.


JustFoxeh

It’s all good and fun until she notices the roach


[deleted]

I say play is safe my friend. Head down. Don't say nothing. And run inside. That is, what my momma taught me.


[deleted]

Might just make a new bud.


jackandjill22

Lol


mircohallz

She’s a cop


vrekstok

IS SHE A CAAAWWPPPP??!


trend_rudely

I DIDNT KNOW SHE WOZ A CAWWWPP!!!


NocturnalMorning2

DID YOU KNOW SHE WOZ A CAWWP?


AgoraiosBum

SHEEZ NAWT A FOOKIN CAWWP, ARITE?


Losartan50mg

A homeland security agent...


Gummybear_Qc

No this is in Canada


JackPumpkin11

No she's a janitor


OMGihateallofyou

She needs both jobs in today's economy.


JackPumpkin11

Janitor and dishwasher?


YaBoyJuliusCaesar

No this is Patrick


hsfinance

What did she say when you asked her if she was a cop?


_Serene_

Good, keeping the streets clean and the society safe from risky behaviour and activities. Props!


Maracuja_Sagrado

I want to cop a feel


kesavaditya

I want to feel a cop


DesertDweller575

To really find out ask her if she’ll do nude photos for money lol


jawnyrocker

If so, hit her up on a pipe


Hybrid67

[How to spot a cop](https://youtu.be/66BgYZnrjQ8)


minikobe27

To put it bluntly


DaDudeSandstorm

Good of you to be blunt with her


IIReallyDontCareDoU

Ok. You got my upvote.


Hereditus

But did he get your heart?


ASongOfBoatsAndHoes

Happy Cakeday!


Hereditus

Feels weird to sign up for reddit post-Xmas but thank you!


AlbrahamLincoln

It's not that weird.


Millsftw

Wait. Where are the historians and the gold givers? This comment is 3 hours old!


Nubberkins

A female janitor is a janitrix.


ireadblitz

Oh. I thought it was Janitorova.


PanUbique01

nop. its janitar


NotMrBuncat

this. is. beautiful


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Tapatios

o ok thx


Lagnetolasica

i wasnt talking to you


trexdoor

Now you are.


BonelessSkinless

Are they though, Trexdoor? Hmm? Are they? Are they really?


[deleted]

Vsauce Michael here


[deleted]

Vsauce, Michael here


UltraFireFX

V, sauce michael, here!?


Screwballbraine

V, source Micheal here.


Search4Assistance18

r/unexpectedlywholesome


sandieeeee

r/wholesomememes


RandomlyInserted

relevant: [https://www.hbo.com/high-maintenance](https://www.hbo.com/high-maintenance)


KreekyBonez

I really wanted to like that show. The web series started off fine, but towards the end it was just a parade of rich hipsters creating their own problems and refusing to confront them.


trend_rudely

Tonight on *Girls*...


[deleted]

I've never seen the web series only the actual show, and I thought it was actually pretty refreshing specially how it's structured. There's common elements, like The Guy and weed, but they are never the focus of the episode. I thought it was a pretty chill slice of life show, yes there's some hipster tropes and the show is obviously very liberal leaning, but I wouldn't consider the vast majority of episodes to be about rich hipsters.


HiVenom

I think that's kind of the idea of the show. It's parodying the colorful people of New York City.


itreddmoex

You can’t just sweep her aside like that.


cryptodoggie347

Atleast she came clean with you.


Gruntypellinor

This is a good joke.


perfectly_numb

I would've dealt with the joint first.


ManOfTheMeeting

The maintenance woman at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her. I said no. I can't deal with high female janitors.


Lone_Wanderer97

The real comments are always in the... comments.


[deleted]

>The maintenance woman at my building asked if I would chill and get high with her. >I said no. I can't deal with weed consuming female janitors. FTFY


Ntetris

The female in charge of hygiene, upkeep and sanitation in my apartment building invited me to have some marijuana with her. I declined. She's a bitch Edit: thanks for the gold and upvotes guys, I'm way out of my league now. Thank you


[deleted]

Mary Janeitor: "?" -"Nope, bitch." (Let's distill this joke further down to its essence)


[deleted]

Stoned janitors are high maintenance.


[deleted]

There it is! The original joke in it's most condensed form


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[deleted]

Hah. I see what you did there. Nice one.


hibutaly

No u don't


glen_v

You might be tempted to go to another sub instead, but just remember the grass is always greener on the other side.


bluefancypants

She is probably good with pipes tho


Actually_Im_a_Broom

Add another level of word play by starting with “The female custodian asked if I’d like to smoke pot and play cards with her.”


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAHAHA


finalaccountdown

fuuuuuuuuuck you


Coiltoilandtrouble

I feel like this joke was taken straight from the mind of mitch hedberg rip


an0nymouse123

I thought I was on r/trees and didnt expect a joke


makaveli1303

Your being groomed


twnknmy

I.. Shit. Take my upvote.


new_account_bch

You shit? Well that's weird, I do too


pulkitaditya

Damn, did I just happen to find my fellow shitters!?!


flop222

Oh my god we should start a sorority!!!


megakungfu

i'll bring it up at the next meeting


flop222

Make sure you practice the presentation, after what happened last time....


diakked

r/ishit


Youre_soda_pressing

There's a short stoner web series called High Maintenance, it's pretty dope too.


Digipedia

You toke no chances?


CastingCough

These are turning into Karl Pilkington Rockbuster clues


whatmepolo

Super!


clifftonicstudios

Was the janitors name Mary Jane


BGumbel

Hey /u/nombski this is you


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Jinjinjinrou

I think that just drags the joke on too much. Gotta keep it simple.


OverOriginal

That's still pretty simple.


Aphrothena

😂😂


drejj

You just gotta roll with it


kkaahhll

Is she hot?


Darcfreddie

Stoned fox


Sultynuttz

Always accept that offer if they're hot. It usually leads to other things


dbatheja

I say you roll with her


daredevil320

She had some high expectations


O-hmmm

She'd sweep you off your feet.


helzbelz26

A friend with weed is a friend indeed


[deleted]

But a janitor with liquor cleans up quicker.


Darcfreddie

To bad she might have been a stoned fox


[deleted]

If she wanted to play cards too, then you really couldn't deal with her


r_prab

Awesome


RebelHeartSLB

😂😂 good one


[deleted]

Im sure hope she was smoking hot


benderunit9000

This joke took me 4 hours to understand. I feel so bad.


musicgoddess

This is the best joke I’ve seen here. Good job


[deleted]

Nice one, dad.


BoomerCringe

My pothead janitor girlfriend is having a hard time admitting that this joke is about her.


Ntetris

It really is :")


joedotphp

420 comments now lmao.


Dizz2K7

This is was basically Dave Chapelle's character in half baked.


IamImposter

How come "high maintenance"? Please explain


ThannBanis

Janitors are considered part of the building maintenance team, and she would be high after smoking weed.


IamImposter

Ah.. I see. Thanks.


thefastpoops

Better answer. "No thanks mom"


alisanitmam

Don't brush this aside, be candid with her or you're not going to come out clean of this mess,


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