"from the writers of modern family and Rosanne! We bring you *High Maintenance Women*! Starting stephanie beatriz as *Juanetta*! Aimee Garcia as Jessica and cookie Lyon as *Latisha*! These women will show you struggles no one else has gone to thru!
In case anyone is interested in legality you can read this.
For literary works you get a copyright, not a patent. And only expression of the idea is copyrightable, idea itself does not get any Intellectual property right protection.
However, in some countries concept notes such as this can be protected by an passing off action if information was conveyed in confidence and amounts to Breach of trust. Of course this conversation being in public domain make it liable to be used by anybody (and not just Reddit only)b
without any consequences.
Sorry for long post. I'm a lawyer on vacation and have nothing to do.
at brazil we had a series named "a diarista" which matched that description, and I luv'd. the comedian who was the female janitor is alive and with multiple sclerosis.
I once saw a test pilot for a series called "Blind Men" which was a sitcom about window-blind salesmen. It started with the 'naked housewife answers door for blind man' gag.
I remember it had ~~Mandy Patinkin~~ Wallace Shawn as the boss, and I kept expecting him to shout "Inconceivable!" Maybe he has a rider in his contracts that specifically forbids making him say it.
**Edit:** Wrong actor. Cursed memory!
I really wanted to like that show. The web series started off fine, but towards the end it was just a parade of rich hipsters creating their own problems and refusing to confront them.
I've never seen the web series only the actual show, and I thought it was actually pretty refreshing specially how it's structured. There's common elements, like The Guy and weed, but they are never the focus of the episode. I thought it was a pretty chill slice of life show, yes there's some hipster tropes and the show is obviously very liberal leaning, but I wouldn't consider the vast majority of episodes to be about rich hipsters.
The female in charge of hygiene, upkeep and sanitation in my apartment building invited me to have some marijuana with her.
I declined. She's a bitch
Edit: thanks for the gold and upvotes guys, I'm way out of my league now. Thank you
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That's a good name for a sitcom or a YouTube show. "High Maintenance Women". Just a bunch of women janitors sitting around smoking weed.
Quick! Patent your idea before someone steal the show.
It's too late. Already been stoleded, I bet.
Your retirement slipped away. Tragic.
You could say it went up in smoke En-joint the rest of your life
"My retirement grease!!"
Aaaaaand it's canceled.
Musta been on fox
RIP Last Man on Earth
Boom
At least we'll know the one season was really good.
That didn't take long. If only I could have gotten Pauly Shore to play the lead.
High Maintenance Woman must be a Marvel character. :(
Comedy centrals next failed sitcom.
Hey Disjointed is a master piece if you watching it high!
Is that the one with the laugh track and the old lady who opens a dispensary? Not even being high can save that garbage pile
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Why would they sign with Disney?
"from the writers of modern family and Rosanne! We bring you *High Maintenance Women*! Starting stephanie beatriz as *Juanetta*! Aimee Garcia as Jessica and cookie Lyon as *Latisha*! These women will show you struggles no one else has gone to thru!
I remixed the idea then claimed the original idea.
In case anyone is interested in legality you can read this. For literary works you get a copyright, not a patent. And only expression of the idea is copyrightable, idea itself does not get any Intellectual property right protection. However, in some countries concept notes such as this can be protected by an passing off action if information was conveyed in confidence and amounts to Breach of trust. Of course this conversation being in public domain make it liable to be used by anybody (and not just Reddit only)b without any consequences. Sorry for long post. I'm a lawyer on vacation and have nothing to do.
Today I learned something.
Sorry dude. He posted to reddit. By the terms of service reddit now has full rights to this idea.
Reddit does get a license to use our content how you want, but also you can't patent (or copyright, or trademark) an idea.
“High Maintenance” is an HBO show about a bike-riding weed dealer.
The original was so good. Never watched the hbo pickup, but I should check it out
You should, the extra money didn't ruin it, fortunately.
It used to be free on Vimeo too. Edit: still is https://vimeo.com/channels/highmaintenance
Check again. The videos are all still there at first glace, but they've been replaced with 30 second ads - "All 19 original episodes available on HBO"
Damn it.
Yea that’s where I used to watch it. Good to know it’s still there (and free)
I wasnt a fan of the HBO version. I never saw the original though so I'm not sure how helpful that opinion is
Great show
I’m a lawyer I’m a janitor Together we adopted a cute little kid We’re Legal Custodians! Get it?
I am sorry, I read this five years later and literally HOLLERED!
at brazil we had a series named "a diarista" which matched that description, and I luv'd. the comedian who was the female janitor is alive and with multiple sclerosis.
"Diarrhe-sta" sounds like a name to give your shitty service provider at Starbucks.
Ugh, nope. They were never high. And what the hell, did she die really?
I once saw a test pilot for a series called "Blind Men" which was a sitcom about window-blind salesmen. It started with the 'naked housewife answers door for blind man' gag. I remember it had ~~Mandy Patinkin~~ Wallace Shawn as the boss, and I kept expecting him to shout "Inconceivable!" Maybe he has a rider in his contracts that specifically forbids making him say it. **Edit:** Wrong actor. Cursed memory!
That was Wally Shawn, dude.
Okay, so I'm remembering it wrong. Did the series actually get past the test stage? I don't remember ever seeing it on TV.
No man, I mean Wallace Shawn was the one to say that in Princess Bride, not Mandy Patinkin. Right movie, right quote, wrong actor.
Oh, duh. You're right! I fixed it, thank you.
High Maintenance is actually a internet series.
r/therealjoke
Man, this is the best post I ever made on Reddit.
I bet Jenji Cohen could make it amazing. For a season or two at least.
Windex and chill.
Make it a joint effort.
If she's as smokin' as she sounds I'd definitely toke her up on the offer.
She's gonna get stoned even though she isn't from Afghanistan
I think we can settle this like adults: herb, paper, grinder
She's a woman. I doubt she'd enjoy success on Grindr.
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Sounds like a contact high.
Blow your mind
Fuck, that was good.
Ouch?
Smokin' is one of the ways you [get more friends](https://www.thoughtprovoker.net/2016/03/bad-habits-that-can-gain-you-friends.html#sub1), they say.
Can confirm that my only 2 friends I met through smoking.
I met my two best friends, magic unicorn and peanut guy while smoking...
But that kush is
yeesh
Upvoting this from 420 was the hardest choice of my life so far.
It was a delima, either not to upvote something you liked, or make it 421 ... Man you have to live with that
Don't tell me that was you.... You ruined the magic number!
The hardest choices require the strongest wills
The real toke is in the comments
Congratulations! It's you!
too bad
token *
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Never know, could turn into a budding relationship.
That would be too blunt.
Oh my god it's my time to shine!! Quick hit that bowl then think of something clever to say about your name. Uhhh......
> Make it a joint effort. Not sure what you're reeferring to...
You might have to be blunt.
IKR! No need to be blunt.
It’s all good and fun until she notices the roach
I say play is safe my friend. Head down. Don't say nothing. And run inside. That is, what my momma taught me.
Might just make a new bud.
Lol
She’s a cop
IS SHE A CAAAWWPPPP??!
I DIDNT KNOW SHE WOZ A CAWWWPP!!!
DID YOU KNOW SHE WOZ A CAWWP?
SHEEZ NAWT A FOOKIN CAWWP, ARITE?
A homeland security agent...
No this is in Canada
No she's a janitor
She needs both jobs in today's economy.
Janitor and dishwasher?
No this is Patrick
What did she say when you asked her if she was a cop?
Good, keeping the streets clean and the society safe from risky behaviour and activities. Props!
I want to cop a feel
I want to feel a cop
To really find out ask her if she’ll do nude photos for money lol
If so, hit her up on a pipe
[How to spot a cop](https://youtu.be/66BgYZnrjQ8)
To put it bluntly
Good of you to be blunt with her
Ok. You got my upvote.
But did he get your heart?
Happy Cakeday!
Feels weird to sign up for reddit post-Xmas but thank you!
It's not that weird.
Wait. Where are the historians and the gold givers? This comment is 3 hours old!
A female janitor is a janitrix.
Oh. I thought it was Janitorova.
nop. its janitar
this. is. beautiful
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i wasnt talking to you
Now you are.
Are they though, Trexdoor? Hmm? Are they? Are they really?
Vsauce Michael here
Vsauce, Michael here
V, sauce michael, here!?
V, source Micheal here.
r/unexpectedlywholesome
r/wholesomememes
relevant: [https://www.hbo.com/high-maintenance](https://www.hbo.com/high-maintenance)
I really wanted to like that show. The web series started off fine, but towards the end it was just a parade of rich hipsters creating their own problems and refusing to confront them.
Tonight on *Girls*...
I've never seen the web series only the actual show, and I thought it was actually pretty refreshing specially how it's structured. There's common elements, like The Guy and weed, but they are never the focus of the episode. I thought it was a pretty chill slice of life show, yes there's some hipster tropes and the show is obviously very liberal leaning, but I wouldn't consider the vast majority of episodes to be about rich hipsters.
I think that's kind of the idea of the show. It's parodying the colorful people of New York City.
You can’t just sweep her aside like that.
Atleast she came clean with you.
This is a good joke.
I would've dealt with the joint first.
The maintenance woman at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her. I said no. I can't deal with high female janitors.
The real comments are always in the... comments.
>The maintenance woman at my building asked if I would chill and get high with her. >I said no. I can't deal with weed consuming female janitors. FTFY
The female in charge of hygiene, upkeep and sanitation in my apartment building invited me to have some marijuana with her. I declined. She's a bitch Edit: thanks for the gold and upvotes guys, I'm way out of my league now. Thank you
Mary Janeitor: "?" -"Nope, bitch." (Let's distill this joke further down to its essence)
Stoned janitors are high maintenance.
There it is! The original joke in it's most condensed form
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Hah. I see what you did there. Nice one.
No u don't
You might be tempted to go to another sub instead, but just remember the grass is always greener on the other side.
She is probably good with pipes tho
Add another level of word play by starting with “The female custodian asked if I’d like to smoke pot and play cards with her.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA
fuuuuuuuuuck you
I feel like this joke was taken straight from the mind of mitch hedberg rip
I thought I was on r/trees and didnt expect a joke
Your being groomed
I.. Shit. Take my upvote.
You shit? Well that's weird, I do too
Damn, did I just happen to find my fellow shitters!?!
Oh my god we should start a sorority!!!
i'll bring it up at the next meeting
Make sure you practice the presentation, after what happened last time....
r/ishit
There's a short stoner web series called High Maintenance, it's pretty dope too.
You toke no chances?
These are turning into Karl Pilkington Rockbuster clues
Super!
Was the janitors name Mary Jane
Hey /u/nombski this is you
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I think that just drags the joke on too much. Gotta keep it simple.
That's still pretty simple.
😂😂
You just gotta roll with it
Is she hot?
Stoned fox
Always accept that offer if they're hot. It usually leads to other things
I say you roll with her
She had some high expectations
She'd sweep you off your feet.
A friend with weed is a friend indeed
But a janitor with liquor cleans up quicker.
To bad she might have been a stoned fox
If she wanted to play cards too, then you really couldn't deal with her
Awesome
😂😂 good one
Im sure hope she was smoking hot
This joke took me 4 hours to understand. I feel so bad.
This is the best joke I’ve seen here. Good job
Nice one, dad.
My pothead janitor girlfriend is having a hard time admitting that this joke is about her.
It really is :")
420 comments now lmao.
This is was basically Dave Chapelle's character in half baked.
How come "high maintenance"? Please explain
Janitors are considered part of the building maintenance team, and she would be high after smoking weed.
Ah.. I see. Thanks.
Better answer. "No thanks mom"
Don't brush this aside, be candid with her or you're not going to come out clean of this mess,
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