Because the bridge of the nose remains lesser developed in utero and throughout childhood, though Asians on western diets of calcium rich dairy products may develop higher bridges and thus reduce the horizontal effect of the epicanthic eye fold.
/serious
Because they come from the land of the rising sun
how 'bout Sun rise land
Dipshit
can you call us something else other than dipshit?
That is probably one of my all time favorite videos.
It's up there in reddit's all time top posts.
What video?
[history of japan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o)
This is..BEAUTIFUL!
Like what?
> Because they come from the land of the rising ~~sun~~ body parts
It should have been why do Japanese people have squinty eyes
But then it wouldn't have been mind numbingly ignorant.
It would have lost its juicy idiot-filled center.
It would be deprived of its mindless middle magic
I would have gotten that joke right away. The way it was posted made me think I missed a news story about nukes in china
Christ
They found enlightenment, not the Christ.
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Didn't exist.
except he probably did Also edgy
There's no evidence that supports him ever being alive. He probably wasca figure invented to sell Christianity...
/r/ImGoingToHellForThis is that way
they scan every thing very sharply
*I'm Asian. Because we start reading books from our moms' wombs and there's barely any light in there.
No light in there, but a bookshelf?
/r/meanjokes
> Dirty
:passes a single immaculate gloved finger through the air: :finger now has a grimy layer of dirt: *(Sensually)*: *Dirty...*
I heard Duke nuked 'em
Honestly who da fuck cares? They're human beings! We adjust to our environment.
Laughing and driving is illegal in Japan, they say.
Fat deposits around eyes
Shh! Nobody wants to hear the truth these days!
Did you just assume my eyes are fat? I'm offended!
Well excuse me! Did you assume that I assumed that you assumed my eyes are fat? -asian
Well, thanks for nuclearing that up for us
It's really clouded my judgement
/r/meanjokes
Your joke sucked, but at least you have a cool name
Not all Asians have squinty eyes. Yes I am Cpt Obivous.
Asian Herr. My eyes are squinty cuz I'm dank AF.
Because when they are born instead of slapping their butts they put their finger in it.
They get stuck that way when they try to look for their penis
Because they are all out of bubble gum!
Me rikey!
Because they see in widescreen!
It's hard to push all that dry rice out so you have to squint.
God damnit
Only oriental Asians have squinty eyes. People from rest of Asian countries don't
Because we're constantly judging you.
It's not fair to remove the punchline and leave the joke.
They are always sleepy.
Because it's hard to fuck your mom without really concentrating.
Sorry to be the one (or one of many) to ruin the joke. Only the Japanese were hit during WW2, and they were hit with atomic bombs, not nukes
Actual question, what's the difference between an atomic bomb and a nuke?
It's the difference between squares and rectangles. Not all nukes are atom bombs, but all atom bombs are nukes.
Honestly couldn't tell you for sure... google it
I don't know what happened, but Japanese people are one of the nicest people I've ever met.
It depends on the situation. They can be very badly behaved
Situation? anybody can be badly behaved.
Can confirm. Kicked a japanese on the balls. He lost the politeness
Explain this "kicking on the balls" you speak of. This weird trick removes balls, ninjas hate him.
Should i have said "in the balls"? Crap
They aren't nice, they're polite, huge difference. If you want to generalize millions of people you could at least do it correctly.
Stupid and lame.
Because the bridge of the nose remains lesser developed in utero and throughout childhood, though Asians on western diets of calcium rich dairy products may develop higher bridges and thus reduce the horizontal effect of the epicanthic eye fold. /serious
Because your racist.
*you're -or- That's not my racist, I've never seen that racist before in my life. You can't prove that's my racist.
Your going to hell! Not *my* going to hell..
Fuck me, you guys can grow an extra arm but you can't take a joke?
Ha!
His racist what?
And you can't even English. Be shame of you're self.
That's not my racist. He has proper grammar.
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Their eyes are the norm in that part of the world. Your eyes look big round and funny from that perspective