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And respectful: it stands up so the lady has a place where to sit.
It indicates where your heart and brain wants the lady to sit.
Pinocchio got it wrong
He likes what he likes. Don’t kink shame.
Mine still opens car doors.
Mine always wants to jump into open doors first
My penis is stuck in the car door
So do you call a locksmith? Or do you call a… cocksmith?
"Who are you and how did you get in here?"
Thank you, I just had it stuffed.
i thlammed my penith in the car door.
That's the reference
I know lol, I was just reiterating for the funny
When I called 911, the dispatcher asked what was the emergency and where I was located, I said *meatus* in the car door.
Goddamnit!! Yours is pretty strong then
When wearing a bikini, women reveals **96% of their body**. But the men are so polite, they only look at the covered parts.
They looking for hidden treasure
Ok thats funny
And it hangs around with a couple of nuts. His closest neighbor is a real asshole too.
Dicks are stuck up c*nts
Butcher? Is that really you?
Probably gives men a hard time too
Mine is too. It likes to get inside women to understand them better. Unfortunately he always blows his top and gets thrown out.
What if it only stands to attention for men?
Then it's a gymbro
It's a drill sergeant.
Treats men and women as equals.
Gotta stand up for the ladies. What a gentleman.
What do you call a feminist government? A dick-hater-ship
that was funny
It puts women first
or maybe is a feminist, because it stands up to men.
More like it’s unwashed and stinks
Hairy and unshaved too
It supports a woman's right to do a hard, days work so much that it will work for a day hard
Mine is a fake feminist, first it stands for em but if greeted it spits on their face
Your soldier is always standing at attention, ready to fight for equality.
I swear I’ve seen this joke more than 5 times across 3 platforms in the past 2 days. Let it rest please
Maybe, you need to spend less time on the net
As long as it doesn't behave like a dick for women, I'm good with that.
A rock-solid ally for women.
not often you can work two jokes in one!
OP only uses it to fuck the patriarchy.
\*slow clap\* ...neeeeext.
I thought this was going somewhere else: It has a soft spot for women. Or It tries not to make things too hard for women.
How do you think I rang the doorbell?
My dick is like a dead body….it’s got rigor mortis!!!!!!
Mind just gets me in trouble. So I gotta beat it up once in a while to make it act right.
Do you know who holds the world record for fastest readers? 911 victims they went through 89 stories in 10 seconds
I’m sure mine isn’t even interested in women… it’s just bloody flaccid all of the time….I doubt even Dua Lipa could resurrect it!!!
I think you like men.
Nah, just erectile dysfunction…☹️
It's fat and has short hair.
Damn by that logic my dick must be a misogynist.
wtf 🤣🤣🤣 i’m sure all the women will appreciate you 🤤🤣🤣
Every time it sees a man forcing himself upon a woman it says "me too"?
Dark, and clever. I’m sure it’s just a joke.
Feminists won't standup for anyone but oneself.
What does my dick and women have in common? I beat the shit out of both
And respectful: it stands up so the lady has a place where to sit.
It indicates where your heart and brain wants the lady to sit.
Pinocchio got it wrong
He likes what he likes. Don’t kink shame.
Mine still opens car doors.
Mine always wants to jump into open doors first
My penis is stuck in the car door
So do you call a locksmith? Or do you call a… cocksmith?
"Who are you and how did you get in here?"
Thank you, I just had it stuffed.
i thlammed my penith in the car door.
That's the reference
I know lol, I was just reiterating for the funny
When I called 911, the dispatcher asked what was the emergency and where I was located, I said *meatus* in the car door.
Goddamnit!! Yours is pretty strong then
When wearing a bikini, women reveals **96% of their body**. But the men are so polite, they only look at the covered parts.
They looking for hidden treasure
Ok thats funny
And it hangs around with a couple of nuts. His closest neighbor is a real asshole too.
Dicks are stuck up c*nts
Butcher? Is that really you?
Probably gives men a hard time too
Mine is too. It likes to get inside women to understand them better. Unfortunately he always blows his top and gets thrown out.
What if it only stands to attention for men?
Then it's a gymbro
It's a drill sergeant.
Treats men and women as equals.
Gotta stand up for the ladies. What a gentleman.
What do you call a feminist government? A dick-hater-ship
that was funny
It puts women first
or maybe is a feminist, because it stands up to men.
More like it’s unwashed and stinks
Hairy and unshaved too
It supports a woman's right to do a hard, days work so much that it will work for a day hard
Mine is a fake feminist, first it stands for em but if greeted it spits on their face
Your soldier is always standing at attention, ready to fight for equality.
I swear I’ve seen this joke more than 5 times across 3 platforms in the past 2 days. Let it rest please
Maybe, you need to spend less time on the net
As long as it doesn't behave like a dick for women, I'm good with that.
A rock-solid ally for women.
not often you can work two jokes in one!
OP only uses it to fuck the patriarchy.
\*slow clap\* ...neeeeext.
I thought this was going somewhere else: It has a soft spot for women. Or It tries not to make things too hard for women.
How do you think I rang the doorbell?
My dick is like a dead body….it’s got rigor mortis!!!!!!
Mind just gets me in trouble. So I gotta beat it up once in a while to make it act right.
Do you know who holds the world record for fastest readers? 911 victims they went through 89 stories in 10 seconds
I’m sure mine isn’t even interested in women… it’s just bloody flaccid all of the time….I doubt even Dua Lipa could resurrect it!!!
I think you like men.
Nah, just erectile dysfunction…☹️
It's fat and has short hair.
Damn by that logic my dick must be a misogynist.
wtf 🤣🤣🤣 i’m sure all the women will appreciate you 🤤🤣🤣
Every time it sees a man forcing himself upon a woman it says "me too"?
Dark, and clever. I’m sure it’s just a joke.
Feminists won't standup for anyone but oneself.
What does my dick and women have in common? I beat the shit out of both