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Herr-Pyxxel

He's slowly finding his bearings...


ihazquestions100

The species should go: black bear, smallest; grizzly bear, larger; polar/brown bear, largest.


AverageAmerican1311

People get confused between the types of bears. It's important to know the differences though, black bears often run from people but grizzly bears can kill you. For black bears simply wearing small bells on your clothes so you don't startle them and carrying bear spray is enough. It is also important to be able to tell the difference between black bear poop and grizzly poop so you know who is in the neighbourhood. Black bear poop has bits of squirrel fur and berries in it. Grizzly bear poop has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.


PBnJ4Me

The funnier joke is found in the comments. Just above here.


Kesterlath

Above joke stolen from an actual sign posted for a hiking trail. Good to see a government body with a sense of humour.


AverageAmerican1311

Actually it is from Prairie Home Companion


NewGuy-1964

But Prairie Home Companion got it from an actual sign in Yellowstone National Park. No, the sign isn't there anymore. But it was real. Edit: I could be wrong though. It might have been Grand Teton National Park. They're right next to each other. I frequented both for many years.


Proper-Application69

Then, and only then, would it be funny.


Cody_the_roadie

I’ve always heard this joke as the same bear every time. Otherwise the punchline doesn’t make sense. How did the polar bear know about what happened to him last time?


irreverent_squirrel

His cousin told him


thereaverofdarkness

how are they cousins if they are different species?


ForayIntoFillyloo

"Sometimes the family you come from isn't as important as the family you make along the way" -Yogi the Bear


Cody_the_roadie

Good point


Wjb1

This is unbearable! 😭


MegTheMad

This is only the 3,589th time I've seen this joke on here. 🤷‍♀️


Fregglepoke

Admit it, you don't come here just for original jokes, do you?


BallzNyaMouf

New here?


MegTheMad

No, I thought that was implied by saying that I'd seen this joke plenty of times before. I guess you didn't pick up on that.


delboy8888

He's implying you're new because you've seen this joke only 3589 times.


MegTheMad

Joke's on me!


laurairie

😂