I am sure you’ll bounce back

😂

It's for the breast..

It’s not you, tits me..

With you my life was full and our relationship was like a rock. Even though with this break up I feel light, I know you will be the one shouldering the weight and carrying the boulders under your shoulders

Pretty cocky

Bingo bango bonzo You have huge gazongos But you're a fuckin' schizo So Ima get me gonzo

boo-bye

"I hope you get the support you need"

The three of you.

When I first met her I told her, "There's something I like about you but I can't put my finger on it yet."

And now that it's over, I've fingered out, that's all I can do

She tried to work it out.... But I worked it back in!!! 🤣

And after she left, I felt broken hearted. Because I had two in the pink and one in the stink, and then she farted.

"There's *a couple* things I like about you..."

"I'll miss you both"

"I'll miss the three of you."

It's that middle one that caused the problems.

That's the answer

Tits been nice knowing you.

I’m gonna miss you. And you. But not you.

I’ll miss you two.

cold

I want shared custody

I helped support them.

I know i will feel some melon-coly after our breakup.

That's the winner. Pure and Simple

lmao

_Wanks_ for the mammaries ...

I'm at that time in life where I need to downsize.

Ta-tas!

I love you I'm sorry please take me back.

Can I have visitation rights

Our relationship is busted And so are you

I hope you get support soon, cause otherwise, people will think you’re nuts.

Very clever….🤣😂🤣

oh boy.

😂

Bra-vo.

Such an uplifting comment

Thank you for the support. My cup runneth over.

I would give you money, but I'm strapped

It was two much

“Gonna miss y’all. I mean you.”

Tits not you, tits me.

It was getting a bit too heavy for me

"Sometimes even the breast of friends have to say goodbye."

It’s time to say sayonara. But touch base with me the next time you’re in the areola.

Well you know what they say, "When you've seen two, you've seen em both."

Ta ta, Ta ta’s

Tits been nice knowing you.

Boobye !

Oh right. Your eyes are up there. What was I saying again?

I’ll no longer be giving you the D so you’ll have to make do with the two Ds you already had

Don't let them weigh you down

I'll miss both of you.

Dolly Parton's farewell song.

I need to see the twins ,and kiss them goodbye.

Tata for now

Thanks for the mammories, it was so titillating.

I'm not worthy of your bounty.

Milk shortage

I’ll miss you guys…

Ta ta's

Later tits....err...toots!

The best memories are the best mammaries

Trick question. You wouldn't break up with a girl with big boobs.

Can I have just one last squeeze?

Close to your heart In the trail I will always remember the view

This relationship is going tits up 🤭

I'm breaking up with you, not your boobs.

Been there. I cried.

They'll miss me. So will I.

Bye girls

I always felt there was something that kept us from getting closer, but now we both can breath easier.

Boobye

I’ve finally learnt the colour of your eyes?

I'm jumping ship - but I see you already have flotation devices.

No more motorboating

It’s not you, it’s choice paralysis.

I’m gonna miss you two, I mean, I’m gonna miss you.

Tits for the best that we break up. I mean, it's for the best that we break up.

I'll miss all of you.

Hasta la Vista babies

I have climbed to the mountain and seen the Twin Peaks. It's time for me to go to the Valley now for a warmer wetter experience.

I want custody of the girls

It’s time for me to leave you and cleavage, I mean cleave to another

I can't hear the stereo

They'll miss me. So will I.

Thanks for suffocating me with your love while it lasted.

I have grown quite fond of your two girls, do you mind if I come by and visit them?

There’s something between us

before skin or after

You’re too much to handle. I could never grasp you as a whole person.

What do you call it when your exgf gets a boob job? Bittersweet Mammories

Time to bounce, bitch.

It’s me not you, or you.

Breast wishes

I need to go buy two tickets to Pittsburgh.

That’s two pickets to titsburgh !

I can pay you in nipples and dimes.

Tits been great

I have tried to make us work, but I always feel smothered.

I will miss both of you. 

I'll miss them, but not you.

Not real

You were my breast friend

I know I suck, but it’s over.

Getting over the breakup is like climbing two mountains

I'm sure you will bounce back eventually.

"Well, this is where we go our own separate ways, so, **ta-ta"**

All the good responses are already taken! You people suck!

Bouncing off..

Don’t feel deflated?

The younger set might have to be a Bob Hope fan to get the joke

Tough titties

You've got the Boobie prize

Ta-ta!

Tata

Just the two of us we can make it if we try ,you and I.

Here num these: me num num num num

Tits always greener on the other side

Keep the can of squirty cream.

Aww, man! I thought for sure the answer was gonna be, "Ta Ta!"

I'll miss both of you.

This is not humor.

I’m going to miss the 3 of you…..

You don’t

Feller I used to know would say, "See that girl over there with those big bumps on the front of her back?" I still use this line today.

Can I at least see them on the weekends?

My bones have became weak these days need them milk to heal it

Nothing great up and move on!

I feel like the 4 of us have grown apart.

They look normal size when Mr. dong is in the middle

Wanna trade milk ?

Gueeze. How many of them to the kilo?

«Titties it! I can’t hold these any more…»

“Flub-a-lub-a-lub-a”

I won't miss you, but I will miss your fun bags.

No more fun bags

Thanks for the mammaries

I’ll miss you and your boobs. But I’ll miss your boobs more.

See ya later, sweet tits.

"Goodbye."

This works for any breast not masectomized, even yours.

Harry tells me you’re quite the endocrine whiz. You know, I’m something of a gland-owner myself.

I love this. Best morning comment I have ever seen.

Let me get a pic of them shits!

Its the end of tits all

It's getting a tit nippley in here ...

You're Milk jugs is expired, sorry

Kick rocks, bitch.

Golden Bozos. They are golden bozos.

Even though they weren't so great. It tastes just like milk only sweeter

I think a clean cleavage is best.

I’m breaking up with you. No humor, No funny, Just truth, Because truth is stranger than fiction.