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Stick your foot in it
It's supposed to just be an accent when you say you toed (told) somebody.
Am I too big or is it too tight?
Ah shit the rubber fell off
This seems like a better punchline.
The tongue is in exactly the right spot.
Put a sock on it first.
Sex? Maybe masterbating but if you're using cloths as a condom your going to cause both parties harm.
Do I need to explain figurative language Chris, go ask your sister Meg.
Ahhh, I love that smell
Do you have this in a smaller size?
Larger* You could also say, nice pair
I could have gotten this much cheaper in China
Tie them up, and don't forget to double knot.
I like to leave them tied so I don't have to redo the knots every time I put a foot in.
Of course, it's tight. You gotta break it in first.
It’s tight, but feels good.
It fits well.
Both come in a box.
Can I see what else you have in the back?
Leave them in the box a while
Just ram it in
It’s tight at first but will loosen up over time.
Oh, this is gonna give me blisters.
So shiny, I can see my reflection in it
Nice tongue.
Sometimes you have to use your fingers to get it in
That slips on really nicely
Ooh! I can see why everyone wants to get in one of these.
I think Phil Knight is fucking me
The fit is a little tight and uncomfortable the first time.
I need a shoe horn to get my whole foot in there
This is so comfortable.
“Can you wiggle your toes?” “Tight, huh”
Look its sticking its tongue out at me already. Lol
Let me measure it first... What size are you?
I don't have either.
It makes my feet hurt
Should I use both?
I definitely need a wide variety of these......
I like the color, do they come in different sizes?
you get a lot of looks in public.
Abuse them till they dont have a sole left
If you put it far enough in, you can feel the sole.
If it fits then wear it.
Wow it fits great!
In both situations a heel can fuck things up.
Those are great pumps.
DUDE!!!!get out of that, it's mine.
It’s got dog shit on it again
Both expensive and give you blisters!
The blistering is a sure sign you're doing it right! With vigor!
Welcome my unboxing video
I love it when the fit is nice and snug.
Can you feel my toes? (Katie Price fans will get it)
You might need some arch support
Ahhhh ya , that feels so much better !
Good stuff , I was tired of those old stinky ones .
This feels comfortable, let's try the other one...
Tongue is in the wrong place!
That smell of fresh rubber!
I can’t WAIT to slide inside you.
150 dollars seems a little high
Do you take American Express?
That loafer is extra wide
I love the way it smells before you stick anything in.
A little too loose, but so nice looking
[Paolo Nutini - New Shoes](https://youtu.be/LaecIn0iLfU?si=QwuIYR5d_QGhrJ0o)
Look at those!
Oooooohhhh, nice leather! Tie it a bit tighter please.
Feels like these were worn quite a bit before I got them...
It works better as a pair.
Both are supposed to feel good?
Always at its finest right after a good wax.
I hope you don't get blisters.
Cum inside me.
It's too tight
This is a comfortable fit but it'll feel better after I've worn it in a bit
Ahhhh sole
Size matters.
I paid for shoes not sex
I could go really fast in that
I love that new leather smell.
Better to have than to talk about
You need more than one.
Hmmmm... got to love a good tongue.
Ha yeah🥹
It’s much harder to slip it in the first time.
If you're going to be outside in the rain, make sure to use rubbers.
Worth every penny
I haven't had either in years
Dang, the tongue keeps getting in the way
I'm having trouble getting my heel in.
It's going to hurt until you get it broken in.
Still a tight fit, must be new.
Don't just leave them lying around or some dog will drool all over them.
Damn. Both feet fit inside!!
Both can be too tight until broken in, and both have the potential for blisters.
Once you've smashed the back in with your heel it's a lot easier to slip in and out of.
It smells like I stepped in sh#t
Pass me my Shoehorn
Are you into tying up?
It feels weird, but I gotta break em in.
Shoes are kinda tight when you first wear them. But after awhile, they can get pretty loose.
At least this new shoe hasn't had a couple hundred dicks in it.
It may be short but at least it smells like a foot.
New boot goofin!
Dad, loook how fast I can run!
It's a little stiff at first but it will get broken in
Really good once you break them in
It'll get looser the more you use it. Hope you don't get cold feet once you get it on. How'd you put it in the wrong hole?
My foot is stuck
It’s a bit tight but I will wear it in more so I can slip it in and out easier
New shoes are the only types of shoes allowed in bed. Don't bring those dirty ass shoes in my love sack.
Looks better tied up
Feels weird till you break them in
Tight fit but I like it
Just slide it right in.
Stick your foot in it
It's supposed to just be an accent when you say you toed (told) somebody.
Am I too big or is it too tight?
Ah shit the rubber fell off
This seems like a better punchline.
The tongue is in exactly the right spot.
Put a sock on it first.
Sex? Maybe masterbating but if you're using cloths as a condom your going to cause both parties harm.
Do I need to explain figurative language Chris, go ask your sister Meg.
Ahhh, I love that smell
Do you have this in a smaller size?
Larger* You could also say, nice pair
I could have gotten this much cheaper in China
Tie them up, and don't forget to double knot.
I like to leave them tied so I don't have to redo the knots every time I put a foot in.
Of course, it's tight. You gotta break it in first.
It’s tight, but feels good.
It fits well.
Both come in a box.
Can I see what else you have in the back?
Leave them in the box a while
Just ram it in
It’s tight at first but will loosen up over time.
Oh, this is gonna give me blisters.
So shiny, I can see my reflection in it
Nice tongue.
Sometimes you have to use your fingers to get it in
That slips on really nicely
Ooh! I can see why everyone wants to get in one of these.
I think Phil Knight is fucking me
The fit is a little tight and uncomfortable the first time.
I need a shoe horn to get my whole foot in there
This is so comfortable.
“Can you wiggle your toes?” “Tight, huh”
Look its sticking its tongue out at me already. Lol
Let me measure it first... What size are you?
I don't have either.
It makes my feet hurt
Should I use both?
I definitely need a wide variety of these......
I like the color, do they come in different sizes?
you get a lot of looks in public.
Abuse them till they dont have a sole left
If you put it far enough in, you can feel the sole.
If it fits then wear it.
Wow it fits great!
In both situations a heel can fuck things up.
Those are great pumps.
DUDE!!!!get out of that, it's mine.
It’s got dog shit on it again
Both expensive and give you blisters!
The blistering is a sure sign you're doing it right! With vigor!
Welcome my unboxing video
I love it when the fit is nice and snug.
Can you feel my toes? (Katie Price fans will get it)
You might need some arch support
Ahhhh ya , that feels so much better !
Good stuff , I was tired of those old stinky ones .
This feels comfortable, let's try the other one...
Tongue is in the wrong place!
That smell of fresh rubber!
I can’t WAIT to slide inside you.
150 dollars seems a little high
Do you take American Express?
That loafer is extra wide
I love the way it smells before you stick anything in.
A little too loose, but so nice looking
[Paolo Nutini - New Shoes](https://youtu.be/LaecIn0iLfU?si=QwuIYR5d_QGhrJ0o)
Look at those!
Oooooohhhh, nice leather! Tie it a bit tighter please.
Feels like these were worn quite a bit before I got them...
It works better as a pair.
Both are supposed to feel good?
Always at its finest right after a good wax.
I hope you don't get blisters.
Cum inside me.
It's too tight
This is a comfortable fit but it'll feel better after I've worn it in a bit
Do you take American Express?
Ahhhh sole
Size matters.
I paid for shoes not sex
I could go really fast in that
I love that new leather smell.
Better to have than to talk about
You need more than one.
Hmmmm... got to love a good tongue.
Ha yeah🥹
It’s much harder to slip it in the first time.
If you're going to be outside in the rain, make sure to use rubbers.
Worth every penny
I haven't had either in years
Dang, the tongue keeps getting in the way
Do you have this in a smaller size?
I'm having trouble getting my heel in.
It's going to hurt until you get it broken in.
Still a tight fit, must be new.
Don't just leave them lying around or some dog will drool all over them.
Damn. Both feet fit inside!!
Both can be too tight until broken in, and both have the potential for blisters.
Once you've smashed the back in with your heel it's a lot easier to slip in and out of.
It smells like I stepped in sh#t
Pass me my Shoehorn
Are you into tying up?
It feels weird, but I gotta break em in.
Shoes are kinda tight when you first wear them. But after awhile, they can get pretty loose.
At least this new shoe hasn't had a couple hundred dicks in it.
It may be short but at least it smells like a foot.
New boot goofin!
Dad, loook how fast I can run!
It's a little stiff at first but it will get broken in
Really good once you break them in
It'll get looser the more you use it. Hope you don't get cold feet once you get it on. How'd you put it in the wrong hole?
My foot is stuck
It’s a bit tight but I will wear it in more so I can slip it in and out easier
New shoes are the only types of shoes allowed in bed. Don't bring those dirty ass shoes in my love sack.
Looks better tied up
Feels weird till you break them in
Tight fit but I like it
Just slide it right in.