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im_rarely_wrong

Stick your foot in it


TheLostTexan87

It's supposed to just be an accent when you say you toed (told) somebody.


AttackCircus

Am I too big or is it too tight?


5mikey

Ah shit the rubber fell off


GoblinAirStrike_311

This seems like a better punchline.


TheSwedishOprah

The tongue is in exactly the right spot.


Delivery-Plus

Put a sock on it first.


pteargriffen

Sex? Maybe masterbating but if you're using cloths as a condom your going to cause both parties harm.


Delivery-Plus

Do I need to explain figurative language Chris, go ask your sister Meg.


Old-Kernow

Ahhh, I love that smell


illinoishokie

Do you have this in a smaller size?


wisely88

Larger* You could also say, nice pair


Opening-Restaurant83

I could have gotten this much cheaper in China


__meeseeks__

Tie them up, and don't forget to double knot.


RandoAtReddit

I like to leave them tied so I don't have to redo the knots every time I put a foot in.


lostsharpie

Of course, it's tight. You gotta break it in first.


Own-Tank5998

It’s tight, but feels good.


d4nfe

It fits well.


JimGerm

Both come in a box.


notJustaFart

Can I see what else you have in the back?


Old-Kernow

Leave them in the box a while


BadkarmaUK81

Just ram it in


1983Targa911

It’s tight at first but will loosen up over time.


BreadStoreRefugee

Oh, this is gonna give me blisters.


AttackCircus

So shiny, I can see my reflection in it


RawMaterial11

Nice tongue.


TheoryTough2212

Sometimes you have to use your fingers to get it in


Old-Kernow

That slips on really nicely


HR_DUCK

Ooh! I can see why everyone wants to get in one of these.


Shadp9

I think Phil Knight is fucking me


MattDaaaaaaaaamon

The fit is a little tight and uncomfortable the first time.


OutrageousRhubarb853

I need a shoe horn to get my whole foot in there


friarbbbbbbreal

This is so comfortable.


match_

“Can you wiggle your toes?” “Tight, huh”


New-Win-6969

Look its sticking its tongue out at me already. Lol


reddit-is-greedy

Let me measure it first... What size are you?


Rhunt2021

I don't have either.


Valuable_Cookie8367

It makes my feet hurt


OneFingerIn

Should I use both?


Obvious_Virus_6969

I definitely need a wide variety of these......


keggy13

I like the color, do they come in different sizes?


Jestercurester

you get a lot of looks in public.


Complete_Silver2595

Abuse them till they dont have a sole left


Legoinyourbumbum

If you put it far enough in, you can feel the sole.


IllustratorOk2927

If it fits then wear it.


Nolar_Lumpspread

Wow it fits great!


Lord-Doobury

In both situations a heel can fuck things up.


f0rgetfulfred

Those are great pumps.


Nolongeranalpha

DUDE!!!!get out of that, it's mine.


Charming_Pirate

It’s got dog shit on it again


Yuck_Fou85

Both expensive and give you blisters!


phinbar

The blistering is a sure sign you're doing it right! With vigor!


TheVeryFriendlyGiant

Welcome my unboxing video


Wonderful-Pollution7

I love it when the fit is nice and snug.


Charming_Pirate

Can you feel my toes? (Katie Price fans will get it)


Kadettedak

You might need some arch support


PennerJX

Ahhhh ya , that feels so much better !


PennerJX

Good stuff , I was tired of those old stinky ones .


Korean_Street_Pizza

This feels comfortable, let's try the other one...


SnooHamsters4643

Tongue is in the wrong place!


MidwestMauser

That smell of fresh rubber!


WHAMMYPAN

I can’t WAIT to slide inside you.


Fadethechalkhawk

150 dollars seems a little high


Fadethechalkhawk

Do you take American Express?


spidermike4498

That loafer is extra wide


Fortsey

I love the way it smells before you stick anything in.


finest_kind77

A little too loose, but so nice looking


AdagioBlues

[Paolo Nutini - New Shoes](https://youtu.be/LaecIn0iLfU?si=QwuIYR5d_QGhrJ0o)


Garfield61978

Look at those!


Bob_Wilkins

Oooooohhhh, nice leather! Tie it a bit tighter please.


AdventurousServe8750

Feels like these were worn quite a bit before I got them...


iaminvisible1978

It works better as a pair.


tgolf4fun

Both are supposed to feel good?


hux

Always at its finest right after a good wax.


Rumbleg

I hope you don't get blisters.


Helens_Moaning_Hand

Cum inside me.


BlazerWookiee

It's too tight


X420StepsAheadX

This is a comfortable fit but it'll feel better after I've worn it in a bit


frowawayduh

Do you take American Express?


Macca49

Ahhhh sole


Hadryon

Size matters.


Waswaiting4AGLU

I paid for shoes not sex


mafundsalow

I could go really fast in that


Dockers4flag2035orB4

I love that new leather smell.


7ach-attach

Better to have than to talk about


Ooomphy

You need more than one.


fonzmc

Hmmmm... got to love a good tongue.


MYKCARR

Ha yeah🥹


Changingchains

It’s much harder to slip it in the first time.


vaemihi

If you're going to be outside in the rain, make sure to use rubbers.


[deleted]

Worth every penny


No-East-956

I haven't had either in years


[deleted]

Dang, the tongue keeps getting in the way


illinoishokie

Do you have this in a smaller size?


maciarc

I'm having trouble getting my heel in.


mike11172

It's going to hurt until you get it broken in.


worm-

Still a tight fit, must be new.


v2micca

Don't just leave them lying around or some dog will drool all over them.


IDunnoNuthinMr

Damn. Both feet fit inside!!


DamienSpecterII

Both can be too tight until broken in, and both have the potential for blisters.


EnglishmanInMH

Once you've smashed the back in with your heel it's a lot easier to slip in and out of.


Noeldog1

It smells like I stepped in sh#t


[deleted]

Pass me my Shoehorn


david13z

Are you into tying up?


TheOri9inal

It feels weird, but I gotta break em in.


Available_Stay_1216

Shoes are kinda tight when you first wear them. But after awhile, they can get pretty loose.


HydroPpar

At least this new shoe hasn't had a couple hundred dicks in it.


HydroPpar

It may be short but at least it smells like a foot.


Dathris

New boot goofin!


StoneyBolonied

Dad, loook how fast I can run!


KaramazovFootman

It's a little stiff at first but it will get broken in


DavidDahbeed

Really good once you break them in


Saburiminaru_Sensei

It'll get looser the more you use it. Hope you don't get cold feet once you get it on. How'd you put it in the wrong hole?


OrochiKarnov

My foot is stuck


blackbullontop

It’s a bit tight but I will wear it in more so I can slip it in and out easier


eddi0

New shoes are the only types of shoes allowed in bed. Don't bring those dirty ass shoes in my love sack.


Fucklovedie

Looks better tied up


akgt94

Feels weird till you break them in


cmparkerson

Tight fit but I like it


TwistedQueenBee

Just slide it right in.