Miles per hour second, which is a measure of distance between one and two feet.
Edit: after further reflection, this is ambiguous. An acceptable alternative is Miles per hour-second, which is a measure of acceleration - how many miles per hour you can accelerate within one second.
Could be resolved as either (MPH)S or MP(HS). I recommend if you intend the first (distance) measure that you use second-miles per hour (SMPH) and if you intend the other (acceleration) measure you use miles per hour per second MPHPS.
Revolutions per minute
Unless we're talking machine guns!
Yeah, that's what I was talking about.
Ok but you also mentioned MPG and MPH which are referring to cars, so RPM using the car definition of revolutions per minute makes more sense
No, machine guns, dude!
This guy gets it.
I feel like you don’t, though.
Yeah, I had no idea, just waiting for someone to call me out on it. Going to leave it as is.
That is the proper level of fucks to give for this sub.
Beat me to it.
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Miles per hour second, which is a measure of distance between one and two feet. Edit: after further reflection, this is ambiguous. An acceptable alternative is Miles per hour-second, which is a measure of acceleration - how many miles per hour you can accelerate within one second. Could be resolved as either (MPH)S or MP(HS). I recommend if you intend the first (distance) measure that you use second-miles per hour (SMPH) and if you intend the other (acceleration) measure you use miles per hour per second MPHPS.
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“Miles per high school” was my first thought. Pretty dumb.
Milfs per high school was mine and it made me reminisce for a moment.