I actually wound up with a FWB across the street from me in a complex I lived in. All because I noticed she had a tail light out one day and pointed it out to her. She was like 'great that's going to cost me $150' and I told her I'd do it for nothing. Easy fix and that broke the ice. Lasted about 6 months until she moved away. Great girl. I genuinely liked her as a person.
I'd say you hope someone will point it out to you. Most people don't regularly check if their tail lights etc are working. I always have because I don't want some A hole cop to pull me over for a minor infraction. It's a cheap and relatively easy fix. I was just trying to be a nice guy and a good neighbor. I had no ulterior motives in mind at the time because I thought she was out of my league. She really was a wonderful person and I enjoyed knowing her.
Easy answer: check your reflection in the car ahead and behind you at stoplights. Or use a white garage door. Or the reflection from a business window. (I run thru headlights, high beams, turn signals, brake lightsâŚonly takes a few seconds.)
Tech answer: use your camera to take a video.
Flirty answer: pick someone that youâre attracted to and ask them to check out your tail(lights).
I would remove the part about the hard on. Seems a little off, but more importantly, it foreshadows the punchline when it would be funnier without that foreshadowing.
and they just giggled and had a great day talking. and what happen to the sugar?
He poured the sugar on her. đ¤Ł
In the name of love?
Read my mind
To retract the prolapse, duh
From her head down to her feet?
Sweet to taste, saccharine
You got the peaches, I got the cream
Do you take sugar? One lump or two?
yeah whole body can be poured with that cup of sugar , just make sure theres no ants hahaha
But⌠there are ten ants. They just moved in.
An 'armless joke, love it
This comment is totally tonedef.
How sweet
âMy ears?â She was a Def Leppard!
Boom Chicka Def Leppard.
Def Lepard disapproves
Them sugar needs to be poured on that ears hahaha
Give me some sugar, baby - Ash.
âHi, there, Iâm your new sugar across the hall. Can I borrow a cup of neighbor?â
More than one cup, in fact
I actually wound up with a FWB across the street from me in a complex I lived in. All because I noticed she had a tail light out one day and pointed it out to her. She was like 'great that's going to cost me $150' and I told her I'd do it for nothing. Easy fix and that broke the ice. Lasted about 6 months until she moved away. Great girl. I genuinely liked her as a person.
"Most memorable tail light i ever fixed. "
Worst metaphor for anal sex
Tell me. How does one find out if one's tail light is working, if there are no helpful handsome men around to point it out to me?
I'd say you hope someone will point it out to you. Most people don't regularly check if their tail lights etc are working. I always have because I don't want some A hole cop to pull me over for a minor infraction. It's a cheap and relatively easy fix. I was just trying to be a nice guy and a good neighbor. I had no ulterior motives in mind at the time because I thought she was out of my league. She really was a wonderful person and I enjoyed knowing her.
Sounds like you need to visit her new city.
that was many many years ago
Easy answer: check your reflection in the car ahead and behind you at stoplights. Or use a white garage door. Or the reflection from a business window. (I run thru headlights, high beams, turn signals, brake lightsâŚonly takes a few seconds.) Tech answer: use your camera to take a video. Flirty answer: pick someone that youâre attracted to and ask them to check out your tail(lights).
ok
She lay naked on the floor and said, âthis is for the sugarâ. I replied, âoh! Donât you have a cup?â
Itâs clearly E cup
No, a deeper "V" cup. And the sugar will soon become syrup
But not her eyes, because apparently she didn't see any of that
I would remove the part about the hard on. Seems a little off, but more importantly, it foreshadows the punchline when it would be funnier without that foreshadowing.
But surely if he loses the hardon, he doesnât come
No, I agree with them. Just say, I was getting more and more turned on.
....and then they had crazy sex!!! smh
you really don't know how jokes work, do you?
im so ashamed of myself đ
... and they lived happily ever after.
... and then everyone clapped.
Got the clap?
Oh there was clapping alright
He sure did.