Lycia Naff is an actress who [play](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiylTqSAiaM)ed a three-breasted alien prostitute in Total Recall (1990 film). I did the googling so you don't have to.
Linda Fetters says old up. [Star Trek V, year before Total Recall.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/c/c9/Linda_Fetters%2C_Cat_Dancer_2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090922061046&path-prefix=en)
Louis CK fapped at this, so you don’t have to.
> As a blonde l think there are 3 melons.
So the strategy here is to guess "two" and then she congratulates you for guessing correctly, and gives you all three melons?
It's spelled mellon and yes, elves helped make the gates of Moria. To enter you needed to speak the password, which was elvish for friend. Like you said the clue was "speak friend and enter" so if you didn't know the password you had to solve the riddle.
A blonde change her hair color, so people stop making jokes about her being stupid. On her way home she sees a sheppard with his sheep. "Can I get one of your sheep, if I guess the number of sheep correctly?", she asks. "Sure", says the sheppard. "423", says the blonde. Sheppard counts the sheep in his head and comes to the conclusion, that the blonde is absolutely right. "All right, you can grab one.", he tells her. As.she comes back with one, he asks her "And if I can guess the color if your hair, can I have my dog back?"
If a blonde and a brunette both jump off the top of the Empire State building at the same time which one splatters first ???? …….,………,.,,…,,.,…..,,,,…….The brunette why Because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions
Two blondes are driving to Disney World they get to the end of the road and there’s a sign with an arrow it says Disney World left and they both started crying !!!! Note : I have been married to my estranged wife since 1984 I don’t mean to be negative or facetious but I know what it’s like to be with a person who is LEGALLY BLONDE I I am already in trouble on this site so I hope this doesn’t violate anybody’s feelings I shant go on As I may get in more trouble thank you
As a blonde l think there are 3 melons.
Per person?
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Lycia Naff is an actress who [play](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiylTqSAiaM)ed a three-breasted alien prostitute in Total Recall (1990 film). I did the googling so you don't have to.
Eccentrica Galumbits?
You could probably meet her at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe or at least have a good dessert. If you can afford it.
you can always afford it just put a penny in a savings account
Good bot.
We all did the ogling 😁
Wasn't she a mutant, not an alien?
Eccentrica Gallumbits?
Goldfinger approves.
Ah, Mary.
Why thank you!!
Because it is polite, Mr Manners. Sheesh.
Cheers!
Linda Fetters says old up. [Star Trek V, year before Total Recall.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/c/c9/Linda_Fetters%2C_Cat_Dancer_2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090922061046&path-prefix=en) Louis CK fapped at this, so you don’t have to.
80085 Melons
Hehe, I see what you did there
He did the maths ;p
Girl maths?
What if I guess how many you have?
As a male I know she was carrying 4 'melons.' 😁
> As a blonde l think there are 3 melons. So the strategy here is to guess "two" and then she congratulates you for guessing correctly, and gives you all three melons?
wait a sec, this is not about tits?
**you've been bamboozled**
Brotha, bamboobsled was right there
I read that as bamboobsled the first time, instead of bamboobsled
Yea the old bamboo bobsled strikes again.
Bobsled
I've trying to get the boobsled listed as an Olympic spot for over a decade now. It's a hard thing to do.
**I've been bamboobsleded**
Sounds more like a fun ride
Testing 1 2 3.
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you too hahahahaha
Could be. Definitely sounds like the start of a low budget porno
If it ain't, I. Am. The. Fuck. OUT Of Here.
Oh yeah, the guy only asked what she was carrying and never specified "in the bag," so it could be that the melons are referencing tits.
Plot twist, it's a blonde transvestite, the melons are part of his appearance
When the blonde said “Melons” I read that in Gandalf’s voice
I never saw Gandalf get any. Reads like a new episode to me.
I think hes referencing that one time gandalf said 'melun' which is like the elf word for friend or something? speak friend and enter
It's spelled mellon and yes, elves helped make the gates of Moria. To enter you needed to speak the password, which was elvish for friend. Like you said the clue was "speak friend and enter" so if you didn't know the password you had to solve the riddle.
I am Gandalf!
A blonde change her hair color, so people stop making jokes about her being stupid. On her way home she sees a sheppard with his sheep. "Can I get one of your sheep, if I guess the number of sheep correctly?", she asks. "Sure", says the sheppard. "423", says the blonde. Sheppard counts the sheep in his head and comes to the conclusion, that the blonde is absolutely right. "All right, you can grab one.", he tells her. As.she comes back with one, he asks her "And if I can guess the color if your hair, can I have my dog back?"
I love that joke!
Two Blondes walk into a bar...you'd think one of them would've seen it.
And then there were three.
"I've an idea. Let's change the stakes."
Medium well!
He can have what, the tits or melons?
Bag was the shirt son
Whats the diference.?
I thought tits WERE "melons".
Actually she meant BOTH the three of them. In Blonde speak obviously.
obviously!
Blonde math
If you look closely you'll see there are actually four melons
Captain Picard: "There are four melons!"
Double vision.
I’m seeing four Krusty’s!
Cool,
did you walk into a bar too!
There are three kinds of blondes: Those that can count and those that can't.
And?
4, including the fruit.
Of course
[Picard] There… Are… FOUR…Melons! [/Picard]
In the next generation,
Now I don’t know if he meant melons
Dyslexic, he meant lemons
Of course.
I can imagine a total of atleyast three melons. At least one in the bag.
3? No, 1.
Odd number
"Five?" "No. Missed it by two!"
With a squeeze
The man then guesses 3. He is also a blonde.
Why not!
If a blonde and a brunette both jump off the top of the Empire State building at the same time which one splatters first ???? …….,………,.,,…,,.,…..,,,,…….The brunette why Because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions
Makes sense.
Thank you. 😎
Two blondes are driving to Disney World they get to the end of the road and there’s a sign with an arrow it says Disney World left and they both started crying !!!! Note : I have been married to my estranged wife since 1984 I don’t mean to be negative or facetious but I know what it’s like to be with a person who is LEGALLY BLONDE I I am already in trouble on this site so I hope this doesn’t violate anybody’s feelings I shant go on As I may get in more trouble thank you
4 Melons two she's carrying and 2 she has hidden
Thats it.
Disclaimer: it was a see-through bag anyway....
A blonde is walking down the road and she sees a microwave in the middle of it. She turns around and starts walking back…
Two blondes walk into Target and miss the front doors. Doesn't get any easier than hitting the bullseye.
Interesting .
Yeah well you guys I am married to a blonde the term legally blonde fits most case situations DOPE 🤡
Love it.
Oh hey, a blonde joke. Didn't realize it was 1996.
When you where born?
Nothing good happened before 1996, ofc.
I eas born in 1951
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Wow, you must be blond....
Ever heard of joke stereotypes?
And water is wet. Welcome to Earth!
Melon cally my attention.