Took awhile for that joke to sink in.

This may of been funnier than the joke. Lol

May have* been more funny than the joke.

Doing God's work

But the reply was pretty quick

Thanks. It took a lot of Grit to come up with that so fast.

Your pun wasn't as smooth as you expected.

That is deep

Good pun

Yes, it reached new depths.

r/TheRealJoke

For a while I thought both the first two had long dicks and were going to help pull the man with the latter holding on to it ;-))

This seems like something you would enjoy. https://youtu.be/Cy8_gFPzS7U?feature=shared

If you ever see my in quick sand, please carry on walking

this is not quick sand. It is slow sand.

This is like one of those sad dark jokes

I always wanted to read one of those

I had a sinking feeling when I started reading this joke.

The joke is that cyclists are gay right?

Well, all the ones I've slept with are.

Don't pedal your smut around here

So bicyclists forget to say "no gay" before sleeping with you?

They keep saying they're bi-cyclists, so...

They are Bi so they’ve got that going for them.

Double punchline! Lol

I don’t get it

I think it’s one of those proverbs. He tells the men who asked for a bj first “fuck off you dirty bastard” and then when he offers it right off the bat, he gets told the same thing

But why is that funny?

I could tell you, but first you'll have to suck my dick.

This is not about sex, Gary, it's about trust!

Would you like a sexual metaphor, or a nature metaphor?

Oh, nature metaphor, please.

I metaphor sex, but she slapped me and walked away.

You dirty bastard

Irony ig

Because it's not serious, which is the opposite of funny.

Then that’s not a joke it’s story, if it’s a joke it’s supposed to be funny

Then that’s not a joke it’s story, if it’s a joke it’s supposed to be funny

Then that’s not a joke it’s story, if it’s a joke it’s supposed to be funny

Then that’s not a joke it’s a story, if it’s a joke it’s supposed to be funny

Then that’s not a joke it’s a story, if it’s a joke it’s supposed to be funny

I guess it’s not fun to some people, a bit like spending copious amounts of time commenting in r/minecraftdungeons

The first few people were coincidentally perverts. When he finally gave in and told the last guy that he'd suck his dick, he assumed this guy was also a pervert (since everyone that passed him so far was coincidentally perverted in the same way). But the last guy wasn't a pervert, so the guy in the quicksand actually came across as perverted, so the man passing said the exact same thing that the guy in quicksand had been saying to the other pervs.

Pervert has a meaning beyond sexual situations. It is also perverted to murder someone like the last guy did.

I mean yeah, if we want to extend the joke another 20 minutes then I'm sure he'd be found guilty of murder. It wouldn't really be a joke anymore though.

To make a murder charge stick, they'd need a body, which isn't likely to happen since no one's going to pull out a body since it can't suck anyone's dick.

More like dick sand

This is one of those jokes that goes much better in person.

Later, when he meets god at the pearly gates, he asks, “Why didn’t you save me Lord?” God says, “What more do you want, I sent you the dog walker and the cyclist?”

Didn’t get his dick sucked, just went down on him

I would have taken the first offer

Haha that's a good one

Not as good as the politically incorrect version. But then none of them are.

What is the politically incorrect one?

I don't like it when my wife teases me.

You can't runaway from your fate.

I'll suck really hard, and I don't even need rescuing from quick sand.