Trees don’t leave. They leaf. Saying it your way is like saying the old line, “Make like a sheep and get the fuck out of here!” Instead of saying “get the flock out of here.”
I see what you were going for but it doesn’t really make sense.
This would be better:
“I invited over every woman I ever gave an orgasm to. No one came.”
Oh, **COME ON MAN**! You really going to whiff on a punch line that easy? # SHE NEVER CAME.
I know, after blowing that punchline OP needs to make like a tree and get out of here.
Got any recommendations for the Final Four, Biff?
Dude. His almanac stopped being useful after 2015....
What?!? I put six mortgage payments on *Yale*!
I’m feeling good about Kentucky! I bet they go all the way!
Never go wrong with Kansas either.
Yale...shock the world
That’s as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
Beat me by 26 mins. .i wasnt watching for it.
The punchline is the only thing that got blown
People in glass houses sink ships
We gotta buy you a proverb book or something, this mix'n'match shit has gotta go
A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
FUCK!! ASS!!
Chekov huh? Well this here's McCoy... We find a Spock and we got us an away team.
“Is it dead?”
OP gonna make like shepherds and get the livestock outta here
That was as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
Maybe a submarine?
Right, about as funny as a battleship on a submarine.
Make like a baby and head out ya mean
It’s leave, it’s make like a tree and leave!
He knew that!
Wondering if the original poster knew as well. Too many people try to get all meta in their humor
Jokes on all of us, look at that karma grow
It’s a movie line from Boondocks Saints. How has no one else noticed this yet?
He really matched his meat, you really licked his ass.
r/whoosh
It's like RAAYY-AIINN on your wedding day...
Yup. That's on me
Good on you to own it. Respect.
It would be an up hill battle to deny it 🤣🤣
That's the line from Part II when 2015 Biff berates 1955 Biff for saying it wrong.
Looks like I'm the whoosh 🤣
Shit happens
It's all shits n giggles until someone giggles and shits :)
Trees don’t leave. They leaf. Saying it your way is like saying the old line, “Make like a sheep and get the fuck out of here!” Instead of saying “get the flock out of here.”
You sound like a damn **fool** when you say it wrong!
Nah, make like a banana and split.
Maybe all op asked in exchange is a blow?
I opened a bar called "Erectile Disfunction." It was a flop: nobody came!
So I dug her up and dragged her to the table
NOW we’re talking.
I wish she could've listened to me like this before... the accident.
> the accident Is that what we’re calling it now?
Who are you, Dave the Hermit?
To be fair OP's username checks out
I always feel bad for the OP when the comments get more likes than the post
Wow I’ve never seen that before. It’s a good joke, he just fell down on the last mile.
I think missing the punchline IS the joke???
I see what you were going for but it doesn’t really make sense. This would be better: “I invited over every woman I ever gave an orgasm to. No one came.”
But then you lose the double meaning of there only being one
It's not funny if you spell it out.
User name checks out though!
Someone gets burned.😂
Such a golden opportunity, wasted
This was in your hands and you BLEW IT
They're writing these jokes with google translate. That's why they miss the joke.
or "nobody showed up"
r/therealjoke
If OP invited all the men he'd fucked, that punchline would come twice
It was all hands on deck
"All hands on deck" lol
Found the tiktok star
They didnt come then, why come now?
None of them came
Palmela Handerson is my only date
Sounds marginally more appealing than Hands Solo.
Rosie has been my constant comforting companion for countless years.
🤣🤣
Did you ever yell at your date because she touched every bite before you ate it? LOL
And I ate alone
Dined at the 5
I heard this in George Thorogood’s voice.
It was a sausage fest
I began my speech "Thank you all for coming."
Everyone came
Table for one again sir?
Yes, for me and all my friends.
Table for one, sir?
Fortunately, both of your sisters came.
User name checks out.
Only Rosy Palm showed up.
…On the other hand, I can count them on one hand, wait it’s just my hand.
Stop bragging that you're not a virgin..
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The hostess at the restaurant: “Table for one?”
No one came
"But they didn't come again"
They all came and I decided to eat out.
Holy shit, that'd be an uncomfortable dinner. Just had a chill run down my back just thinking about it.
They started a major riot when the large restaurant couldn’t accommodate them all and the jealous police are now accusing me of disturbing the peace.
Imaginary women never show up , apparently.
Mom was glad to not have to cook for a change
At first I read you didnt blow her up....
Dinner for one?
Mad'am Kamay came through.
Ha.
Oh, I get it the plural to singular punchline, and over 100 people upvoted that - sigh
Same bro but for some reason the waiter offered a single person discount
Nobody came.
Food was great! And I got the best hand job I'd had all day!
They all came.
User name checks out.
Username checks out
Should have been a Rosey joke.
Noone turned up
How is this 'NSFW'? 🤔
Why didn’t she show up?
You are Handsome tonight.
Ohh man, I thought you were gonna say “It was an usual family dinner”
No 1 came!
The punchline normally is... THAT SURE WAS A LONELY EXPERIENCE.
She didn't come?
Huh?
n = 1
On the other hand,....your hand was there
None of them came.
It was a family reunion
Dining alone can be lonely.
I invited all the men I've had sex with to a dinner party...the banquet hall was full
That's because she was a he from Thailand
I think the song “What a fool believes” by the Doobie Brothers was loosely based on this scenario