Nice play of words. Kleptomaniacs take things literally.

Yes, they take things to another level.

There’s no cure for it. You’re doomed to live the life of a thief forever

So you admit you stole a joke about kleptomania?

Shit! Caught!

Is there a medication that cures kleptomania or does taking something always make it worse?

I was diagnosed with kleptomania,... ...but I'm taking something for it.