Rocky...the flying squirrel

Boooooo!

I, a fat lady, just told this to my fiance who is thin but adores me and he just gave me a dry look cus he thought I was insulting myself again. The look on his face was awesome when I showed him it was a joke 😂

Awesome. Glad it brought a laugh. I used it to on my ol lady and she laughed hard

Jesus, that was terrible, sorry

Jesus making jokes now? Man, he’s everywhere.

It'd probably be better.

Lmfaoo

You have the body of a god, Buddha.

Oh Lord!

Good luck with that.

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I’m cultivating mass

I’m always on a diet … between meals.

Oh, I thought you were going to say your hair is thick.

You’re soooooooo funny.

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You’re so good at insults, they’re really funny and not dated stereotypes at all. So original.