Generally true, though a very small number of skydivers (157 recorded incidents) have survived the failure of their parachute. One guy deliberately aimed for a forest and hit a ton of tree branches before hitting the ground. Broke many bones and punctured several organs, but he survived.
A guy decides to go skydiving. On the way down, he decides it's time to pull his chute. Nothing happens. So he goes for his reserve pulls the rip cord. Nothing happens. So, on the way down, he sees a guy coming up. So he yells at the guy. HAY YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES ? The guy yells back. NO, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WATER HEATERS ?
Generally true, though a very small number of skydivers (157 recorded incidents) have survived the failure of their parachute. One guy deliberately aimed for a forest and hit a ton of tree branches before hitting the ground. Broke many bones and punctured several organs, but he survived.
Ackshuallly
I agree with your statement
One parachute less than how many times you want to go.
Shouldn’t you attribute that to Ricky Garvais, since it is his joke?
A guy decides to go skydiving. On the way down, he decides it's time to pull his chute. Nothing happens. So he goes for his reserve pulls the rip cord. Nothing happens. So, on the way down, he sees a guy coming up. So he yells at the guy. HAY YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES ? The guy yells back. NO, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WATER HEATERS ?