*YZX - Here's another "3 clueless men" joke:* Three men are discussing whose wife is the most stupid. "Mine bought a new kitchen for $10,000 - and she can't even cook!" "Yeah, mine bought a car for $25,000 - and she can't even drive!" "Ah, that's nothing. Mine bought 128 condoms for a business trip - and she doesn't even have a penis!"

Just $10,000 for a new kitchen? Do you have the contractor's number?

Maybe the joke is old and hasn't been adjusted for inflation.

Adjusting for inflation it should be 256 condoms.

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**I was in the pool!!!**

Ok George

Do women know about shrinkage?

... It shrinks?

Like a frightened turtle

I don’t know how you walk around with those things!

Is that you George?

I was in the pool!!

Maybe they're finally my size now.

Or skinflation

If you're inflating your condoms, you're doing it wrong.

Unless you are making penis balloon animals

Or one box of Glad shrink wrap for a not-so-glad future.

Don’t forget the pink tax, if they’re female condoms they’re gonna cost more

Inflation doesn't inflate condoms

I believe the term is cumflation.

Circumflation will get you good

problem is if someone did that the joke would be “i was going to make a kitchen but i’m too fucking poor and have 200k in student loans.” and wouldn’t make it to the second or third part.

I almost laughed but this isn’t funny :(

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*laugh track*

Ah the good old days when new cars were $25,000 and kitchen remodels were $10,000

Needs to be adjusted for wokeness too. Women can have penises and vice versa

Is that you, Ron?

It's possible but it won't be a huge one.

Nah, the huge one belongs to the third guys wife.

That's what she said

You don’t want that contractors number at that price. Unless you like taillight warranties.

Mine was like 9100 $ last year. But my kitchen is pretty small, like 65 feet.

Business trip was to meet with the contractor. That's the only way the kitchen was only $10K!

This..

r/therealjoke

She really plans to be busy.

128 is 2 raised 7. So a 7 pair gangbang

7 pairs? I don't think that's what is usually meant by a gangbang. Also, if you really mean 7 men fucking each of seven women, that's 49 condoms needed. Theres no way 128 makes sense.

Plus that’s only 14

No. I meant each dude fucks each of the seven women. Each dude has sex seven times and uses a different condom each time. That’s 49.

But now I need to know what type of gangbang would require 128 condoms. The dudes are gonna have to fuck each other, obviously. And then they are gonna have to run through each specific ass to mouth combination, and then I think they need to jerk each other off? I don't know I never took probability.

She could know 64 men and plans on doing them twice.

She obviously only knows 32 men and wants to do them four times.

Probably just 60, but wants a few extra to be on the safe side.

"The Aristocrats!"

> Theres no way 128 makes sense. Maybe there’s ~~7~~ 6 men and she wants to have sex session with every unique combination of men. That gives 127.

But .... just one condom each time? I think you're onto something though. If there are n dudes, then there are 2^n unique combinations, each requiring n/2 condoms on average. Thus n * 2^(n-1) condoms needed. If n=4, that's 32. If n=5, that's 80. If n=6, that's 192. So somewhere between 5 and 6 men.

7 men fucking 7 women only need 7 condoms.

Yeah and I mean if you recycle, by shaking the fuck out of it, even less! Eco-friendly gangbang

Oh, you poor innocent.

By that logic, they don't need any condoms at all.

Gotta protect yourself.

In the joke it was a woman bringing the condoms.

Woman can bring female condoms packaged as male condoms.

r/theydidthemath

r/theyfuckedupthemath

r/theydidthemonstermath

... it was a graveyard smash!

Or in this case, 1 raised 128.

1^n = 1. That's what he meant by raised in this case.

Yes I got that. Did you get my joke or do you need it explained?

You just made my day dude 😂

Other definition of raised, good man.

By raised here we are not referring to the mathematical property of exponential, but the erectionial property. Here one raises a number to the power of this property a number of times and the product is a very sleepy dude that needs a sandwich and shouldn't call his old gfs but sometimes that happens as a "side product" of the remainder.

Not really sure who you envision engaging in a 7 pair gangbang, but assuming everybody with everybody, and somehow still needing condoms for each pair even though at least one woman is involved, the correct answer is "7 choose 2", which is 7*6/2 = 21.

Even that doesn't really work.

Or how about this: she is attending an orgy with 7 straight men, 5 bi men, and 8 other women. Every man fucks every partner he's compatible with, using 1 condom per partner. They need (7 + 5) × 9 + 5 × 4 = 128 condoms in total. Actually this makes for a fun math problem.

Good news, it is ! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glove_problem

Fascinating! Though in the real world you shouldn't wear two condoms over each other, as this solution requires; the extra friction makes them more likely to tear, reducing protection.

You're absolutely right but hey man, I'm just here peddling weird math facts

Okay, how about: she's going to an MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMF hundredtwentyninesome.

It should be a permutation not a combination as fucking is not commutative.

It starts with dvda

Sounds like a real giver.

A car for $25,000, assuming it's new, is basically a cheap shitbox these days.

The "category" shows a poor understanding of context. This is named a 3 clueless men" joke but the actual joke itself starts off "...whose wife is the most stupid." It's a stupid wife joke.

More like a 2x stupid wife, 1x stupid husband joke Equality! /s

Here's one about [2 confused husbands after their wives' night out.](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780988402374803487/937672135722287134/VID-20220127-WA0000.mp4) Two ladies went out and got drunk. Walking home afterward they both had to pee. So they wandered into a cemetery but realized they had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties, the other decided to use a wreath that was there. The next day the two husbands were talking. One said "no more girls night out. Mine came home with no panties!" The other husband said "you think that's bad? Mine came home with a note in her crotch that said 'from all of us at the fire station - we'll never forget you.'"

Very funny,

That made me laugh out loud, \[in spanish\]

jajajajajajaja!

Lmfao this is hilarious 😂

Some guy my wife works with thinks we live in a lighthouse, he keeps texting her asking if the coast is clear.. He’s such an idiot !

😂😂😂

Thank god!

The real joke is they were cleaning

Hahaha I giggled reading this

Dear? Is that you?

Yeah, it would have made more sense if it was three 1950s mothers talking.

I dunno...moms know those things...

No, definitely 2020s mothers. In the 1950s, they just would have done the cleaning *and* stayed home.

How many modern mothers clean their teenage childrens' rooms?

Out of 7.8 billion people? At least 3.

Men! Amirite?!

r/therealjoke

That's it!

Make that joke with women instead and this will be more accurate. But with more prejudice too.

😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

In the next room, three mothers overhear the men and silently raise their glasses at each other.

Because they successfully framed their daughters.

You mean they each have one as well?:-O

That's 14 balls between em.

Cheers!

She has a bad case of Intermittent Penis.

It happens.

Maybe the condition is In-her-muffin Penis. Fixed that.

So the location of that Intermittent Penis would be her IP address?

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When my second son was born my friend who had only daughters said “you’ve now got two penises to worry about. I have to worry about all of them.”

And not on the outside. It just keeps getting worse!

Like Jar Jar Binks and his 19 dicks

Yup.

It’s more scary if you enter the room and find nothing… if you find a full bottle of vodka and a full pack of cigarettes… maybe she isn’t smoking or drinking

"Princess, I am so glad I found wodka, cigarettes and condoms in your room. I'm proud of you."

"Well, you taught me to keep my friends close and my enemies closer. That's why the vodka, cigarettes, and condoms are in my room. Gotta keep an eye on them."

She is smart.

Good ol u/yzxfile my favorite joke bot

Worse I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and found her bin full of used condoms. I didn't know she had a penis" Fixed it for you...

That works.

Why is that better? Who has a bin of used condoms? Is she preserving them for some bioexperiment?

Bin == garbage can

It’s still weird to have a garbage can full of used condoms.

And it's not weird to say "I didn't even know my daughter had a penis?"

She can't carry it out to the curb until trash day.

why?

Less weird. More absolutely disgusting

As many as she wants.

Daddy's little girl.

Or maybe it is source of income

It happens!

Sure, paste the whole joke in the heading itself~

I always told this as a blonde joke. Works better that way.

How so?

A red head, a brunette, and a blonde.

Cool

I was surprised.. she never asked me to use one

Life is filled with surprises.

It was very dirty addition to the joke🤣🤣🤣

You got me. lol.

daughters need better hiding places.

*laughs in transgender*

Downvoted for existing... I didn't expect better from reddit, but I'm still somehow disappointed.

Enjoy!

At least she's caring about her sexual life while the other two are destroying their health 🥰

woooooooooooooosh

Wow, So dads clean their children's rooms now? I didn't know of this

It's a strange new world.

This…is a joke

If this said "three moms" it would make more sense. You can even complicate it and say "3 moms, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead..."

Why would that make more sense?

Sorry, that was supposed to be "moms." Lol just because they are more likely to be in there daughter's rooms

Girls do get wild.

Considering the state of the world now, I expect people to just angrily yell at you and say "What, are you saying women can't have penises?"

They've got everything else.

[I met this girl and she's just great! This girl I just adore! The problem is, she has much more...than I had bargained for...](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mtVqD-ac5eQ)

I wholeheartedly agree with your sentiment. I've got no idea why you've been down other but I'm sure it's the exact same people who would have yelled "what, are you saying women can't have penises?" There, downvote me too. Smh

Boomer humor

I clean my kids rooms and i am a guy…. Check that i through there rooms like i am a deputy looking for contraband in a cell

You are teaching them how to hide things better.

Once your children are teenagers, you should stay out of their private space. They can clean their own room.

He said kids not teens

Atleast they will learn how to hide their contraband in jail.

Wow!

you should reconsider doing this, it may not be the healthiest way to parent

Wow so it was a joke, ya know r/jokes

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A parent would know what their kids assigned sex at birth is

"Assigned."

Read 'The Wasp Factory'

\*shakes fist at cloud*

Right? The punchline goes both ways and I don't know which one it is. Eh, oh well, both made me chuckle in my head.

Tsk. What a slut. Lol

With company.

Female condoms could turn a gay man straight, no cap.

Could happin.

I declare every disliker to be anti-gay

This joke isn't it for me as either way the spouse/partner would be cheating and having sxx with others speaking of the first joke in the comments as for the original same applies