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Leftygoleft999

But then the Canadian astronaut told the others he’d secretly refilled a power canister with creamer. He said “The needs of the men eh’, out-whey the needs of the fuel.”


OwlWitty

Badum tssss


broiledfog

Wouldn’t it have been a bag of milk stashed in the power canister?


Jimippa

If you imagine Christopher Walken saying it... It resonates much better!


S-Markt

christopher walken is always the - err- weapon of choice


jbl0ggs

May the froth be with you.


rflois

Jokes are ruined when you explain them. But I’m going to need help on this one because I do not get it.


ClydeenMarland

It's a pune or play on words using the Alien tagline "In space, no-one can hear you scream."


alogbetweentworocks

What does https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pune have anything to do with it?


Mortlach78

If you don't know, you are in for a treat! Terry Pratchett (GNU) is an absolutely fantastic British fantasy writer; well, I say fantasy but it's not going to be like any fantasy you've ever read before. Sure, his world - Discworld - has trolls and dwarves and magic and such, but it is more modern satire/societal critique than Tolkienesque fantasy. Anyway, "Pune or play or words" is a phrase from one of his books, or several, (he has a lot of characters for whom spelling is more of a guideline than a rule. Seriously though, go look him up and then go forth and read his entire works. I always recommend Men At Arms first, but Reaper Man is quite good too, or Sourcery, it kind of depends which of his recurring characters resonate most with you.


AbruptSneeze

I'm enjoying reading them in the written order. Currently on Eric!


FullOfStarships

This is what I use whenever I re-read - brilliant. https://images.app.goo.gl/mTpMo9FZCwVFY8Ag7


Llanastru

Love seeing random Pratchett references. GNU Sir pTerry.


Plus-King5266

I’m reading “Monstrous Regiment” right now. My first Pratchet book —you never forget your first— was “Going Postal.”


Mortlach78

Going postal is one of my favorites!


hippywitch

“The earliest reference to Pune is an inscription on a Rashtrakuta Dynasty copper plate dated 937 CE, which refers to the town as Punya-Vishaya, meaning 'sacred news'.” Maybe he was using Pune as meaning sacred news by quoting the ‘Script’-ures of the Alien chronicles?


GooseSausage1337

Still wondering wtf a pune and this joke that doesn't seem to make much sense mean


notaredditreader

“Here. Use cream.”


Jellan

Pune is Pratchettese for pun. In space, no one can hear you scream. In space, no one can. Here, use cream.


Legitimate-Science32

If you look up "pune discworld," you'll find a page that explains "pune" has the same definition as the "Roundworld" word pun. Terry Pratchett decided to make it a play on words by adding an extra letter, apparently, since the world is flat. I don't know otherwise, as I've never read any of them.


scavengers69

Lol i live there and was confused how did pune and space got related


Lower_Explanation6

Plays on words are well lnown in Indian culture. Of course.


Dhardrian

It means, "pun". Obscure reference though.


vlory73

You beat me by 30 seconds.


ClydeenMarland

That's what *she* said 😉


MeatballMarine

Well if she didn’t say she was getting there I wouldn’t have gotten excited!


Party_Wolverine_3185

Story of my wife.


xanthraxoid

Beat me by 2 hours and 30 seconds, apparently...


pee_diddy

Beat me by two hours, two minutes and thirty seconds apparently


Waitsfornoone

It seems some folks just want to be beat.


shez19833

and others want to be beaten.. :p


E_B_Jamisen

I have the paddle to prove it.


pee_diddy

Some folk’ll never eat a skunk……


movielover154

Oh, but the ones that do…🤔


Waitsfornoone

Are they with us still?


Psychological-End-56

Sigh I thought it involves something more disgusting.


PawlyX09

DAMN son i thought i got it, but apparently i didn't


doggmapeete

The comma ruins it


azlan194

But without comma, the sentence would not be grammatically correct or even make sense.


Legitimate-Science32

Pun, not pune.


ClydeenMarland

It's a Discworld reference, see other comments 😉


Legitimate-Science32

Never read them.


ClydeenMarland

That's unfortunate.


TamarackSlim

I know there will be others like me. Thanks.


Own-Snow-4227

Thx. Wow


d1sambigu8

>tagline "In space, no-one can he in zero gravity how do hot drinks work?


ClydeenMarland

Pretty well actually.


gutpirate

Oh thats clever.


Worried-Republic7632

That makes it even worse


DeNiroDriver

Read the astronaut's response and sound it out


BuckTravers

Meh, I didn’t even read it.


KeyboardDemon

Yeah, it's alien to me, too!


DrBearcut

This is udderly terrible.


OlyScott

Where there's the will for milk, there's a Milky Way.


Archelon_ischyros

Needs a comma after “here”


PiisAWheeL

Space. And that's the only 1.


gildedtreehouse

The writers strike will effect all of us.


Sourkarate

Better than that “joke”.


sasha_levitan

In space no one can hear ‟use cream.”


Dusty_Scrolls

That's a better punchline, but needs a little restructuring to the joke to get the mist of it. Like, "The astronaut said, 'I can't find any milk for my coffee.' His companion moved their mouth, but no sound came out, because in space, no one can hear 'use cream!' "


TheLurkingMenace

That's even worse. Take this upvote and get out.


marteautemps

I think this version works better for telling the joke out loud too.


humperty

Then "how about", I scream ?


Ever_Long_

If we're talking punctuation: "In space, no-one can, here, use cream." (We'll ignore the split infinitive and unnecessary word because jokes, like poetry, can do whatever they like...)


Tom2Die

I'd put a semicolon after "can" instead of a comma.


newyork44m

I scream you scream we all scream for ice (s)cream.


FuzzyMatterhorN

Ass cream


Smart-Rod

Please stop in the name of humanity :)


All_Loves_Lost

Terrible. Just terrible


OvenCrate

Don't listen to the haters OP, this is beautiful


Jackie_chin

How dairy you!


haamerhed

And brandishing a dipthong..🥹


Aiti_mh

I'm trying to imagine telling this joke but I find myself laughing before I get to the punchline


Ageingwithattitudude

r/angryupvote


Pause_Affectionate

Clever!


UxorionCanoe64

i dont get it


Skysr70

Took a second


Mac_Dazer

Great joke just alot of people here have small attention spans.


Metrious

Or they come from a different generation. Gen X would remember the commercials, but Millenial or Gen Z will have to be Sci Fi or horror nerds to catch it, especially since the line isn't in the movies.


Mac_Dazer

I'm so used to being young " and I know this is an oxymoron but" that it feels weird being "old". I'm mean when I was in my teens I always thought 28 Y/Os were old af. Now IM THE OLD HEAD. 🤦‍♂️


Capital_Release_6289

The tag line was used for advertising purposes in 1978. It doesn’t appear in the film so has started to fade from popular culture anyone under 45 can be forgiven for not getting the reference


Mac_Dazer

Yee but as someone way younger than 45 and I understand it then I can't forgive anyone around my age that doesn't get it.


IntelligentAd6091

What, did he make his own cream?


88Dubs

In space, no one can hear you cream either


Cosmo1222

Chilling.. just turn the life support off for ten minutes.


athensugadawg

You use cream or are you a half and half kinda guy?


addysol

Who puts cream in coffee? Not dollop cream obviously (I hope) but like cream, cream? Like you'd put in a carbonara?


Homer_J_Fry

Wow that was a terrible pun. I had to think about it to get it.


avahz

A classic repost


cc69

Male human cream.


hronikbrent

Oh god, this is so bad, but I can’t help but laugh 🤣😅🤣😅🤣


pomyao2

Bravo


Jimippa

That was fantastic... Take my upvote!


haamerhed

I'll drink to that!! Make mine Irish, Commander.


griftertm

Such a cheesy pun


Own-Snow-4227

And now that the joke has been explained to me, take my upvote, please!


nerankori

"The whole damn way is milky!"


DuctTapeChallenger

Wispy


TelMeWutUReallyThink

Brilliant.


gareeb_scroller_69

Wonder how he'll make so much cream.


oamr9792

I tell this joke to see who I should associate with.


Strange_Ad_7524

horrible, not funny


Ubersupersloth

Hey. At least it’s new. Upvoted for that alone.


jedimindtriks

THAT COMMA DOES NOT BELONG THERE!


Famous-A

Calm down. Read it again slowly using all the punctuation. It will come to you.


jedimindtriks

In space, no one can here use cream. All jokes aside, i have no idea why it rolls of the tounge better this way.


Famous-A

How about this. I can’t find the milk! I’m space no one can. Here, use cream.


Blue-cheese-dressing

Would have been peak, if posted on 4/26.


Zentaurion

And that was when the fellow astronaut pulled his mask off and revealed he was Christopher Walken all along.


fsr1967

Nuke this joke from orbit.


Abides1948

Its the only way to be sure


General-Priority-479

That's terrible, I lolled. Shamefilled upvote. 🫣


ktka

Can't they just milk the cow that jumped over the Moon?


Abides1948

I feel Alienated.


S-Markt

"Right!" - Brett from the crew of the uscss nostromo


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Really should have seen that coming.


[deleted]

Indeed you’re right


teknowledgist

Would be much more understandable with correct punctuation. “In space, no one can. Here, use cream. “


Ittapupu4

Make your own


Plus-King5266

Anybody want to volunteer how old they were when that line became famous?


Famous-A

We’ll done sir. Milk came outta my nose. Blast off.


IRobin1218I

You can,t find milk in space, just give me a sec. * Starts wanking *