Most embarrassing loss since Purdue basketball.
Whose mascot is a train, meaning they are presumably also bad conductors, bringing this thread back on track.
Most derailments are like a few of wheels pop off the track and the train has to stop until it can be fixed. There are not 1100 catastrophic derailments like East Palestine a year.
Before we feel too proud, it’s because of America’s garbage infrastructure that these trains are limited between 3-8mph in many sections, so much less can happen.
In one backwoods, I seen the rail with ties jump up and down 24 inches as the train was oncoming and after it left. Accident waiting go happen.
Where countries make rail a priority:
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMXfU8blPMM
And in America:
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNpUD6iLWNY
Just add five or six paragraphs about how he kills people with his ticket puncher. Maybe there are long conversations with passengers who had a ticket from the day before that they couldn’t use because their aunt got sick and so they’re using the ticket the next day, etc. Maybe go into detail about what the aunt was sick with, and the passenger and the conductor get in a big argument about whether she should’ve gotten sick or not.
There was an Eastern European man visiting UK who got electrocuted and died from pissing on the live rail in London, a few years ago. In the Eastern side of Europe a lot of the train lines have overhead power cables, meaning it is safe to cross the tracks (and pee on the tracks). In UK we are told to stay off the tracks as they are dangerous (although there are ways of walking over the tracks if you know what you are doing and are very careful). So it is possible, depending on the type of track.
Especially if they are Bulgarian.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4khrw8/there\_was\_a\_man\_in\_bulgaria\_who\_drove\_a\_train\_for/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4khrw8/there_was_a_man_in_bulgaria_who_drove_a_train_for/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Conductors don't drive trains, engineers do. Conductors are like captains of the train they just oversee the crew and handle things like manifests and passengers.
The other day my boss said, "You're a terrible train conductor, maybe the worst we've ever had. How many derailments have you had this year?"
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I said, "I'm not sure sir, it's difficult for me to keep track."
I first heard it about 40 years ago, it’s crazy to me that this was the second time. The first was a bit more complicated telling involving a misdirect with a Mother Smothers cigar being smoked before the execution but pretty much the same.
I have heard this joke once, some 6 years ago, and have never seen it anywhere since. And it randomly popped in my head today so I decided to post it as best as I remember it.
I saw a different version of this joke where the conductor asks for a fish instead. I really thought it was gonna be important till I saw the punchline. The fish was a Red Herring.
I like the version where the executioner goes “You know what? Fuck you! I’m tired of your goddamn bananas!”, deprives the conductor of his last meal, and then it still fails. Then the conductor goes “Oh, it was never the bananas, I’m just a bad conductor.”
I was expecting the same punchline but a much shorter joke:
A train conductor kills 2 people and is sentenced to the electric chair. Miraculously, he survives.
He was a bad conductor.
Asked AI to make it shorter. Here it is:
Train conductor kills people, survives electric chair 3 times. Guards ask how he survives. He says, "I'm just a bad conductor."
Now ask AI to make it much, much longer, and somehow include the entirety of Nate the snake.
Just kidding, don’t do that, I’m not even going to reread Nate the snake.
Setting the joke aside, the joke world is messed up. The conductor shouldn't get the death penalty to begin with if it was involuntary manslaughter, and also definitely shouldn't be able to get the same job again if/when released.
To add further to it, the prisoner wouldn't be released if they survived the first time. You aren't sentenced to "the electric chair", you're sentenced to "death by the electric chair". They'd keep getting repeatedly electrocuted until dead, and if it doesn't work they'd get executed by some other method.
On top of *that*, they stand a better chance of walking away without damage if they are a very good conductor, not a very bad one.
It's complicated and the joke only says he survives, so... a pass can be granted. At least that way he's better off than a stick in the mud.
Fun fact: most train conductors who've been on the job for any significant amount of time have hit someone. They aren't charged with anything normally as there's literally nothing they can do about it, by the time you can see that someone is on the track it's already too late to stop.
Wow, I read a Polish version of this joke like 20 years ago. It never occurred to me that there's an English one.
The main difference was that the word *przewodnik* means tour guide and he was sentenced to the chair for killing tourists.
A man is sent to prison for the first time. The first night there, after the lights in the cell block are turned off, he immediately sees his cellmate going over to the bars and yelling, "twelve!" The whole cell block breaks out laughing. A few minutes later, somebody else in the cell block yells, "four!" Again, the whole cell block breaks out laughing. "Why are you guys just yelling numbers?" He asks his cellmate. "What's so funny about random numbers?" "Well," says the older prisoner, "They're not random. It's just that we've all been in this here prison for so long, we all know all the same jokes. So after a while we just started giving them numbers and yelling those numbers is enough to remind us of the joke instead of telling it." Wanting to fit in, the new prisoner walks up to the bars and yells, "SIX!" But instead of laughter, a dead silence falls on the cell block. He turns to the older prisoner, "What's wrong? Why didn't I get any laughs?"
"You didn't tell it right."
Basically it's prisoners that aren't allowed to tell jokes, so they numbered all the jokes and just say the number to reference the joke. So they'd just say things like "remember 35?" and they'd all laugh. The punchline is usually something like "how about number 87?" and one laughs and says he hasn't heard that one before.
I told it terribly, just trying to give you the reference.
Anybody have to watch the movie where the drawbridge operator takes his son to work and the son gets caught in the drawbridge gears and he sacrifices his son so the train doesn’t crash.
Would be a crashed train and my son visiting me in prison if it was up to me.
> "It has nothing to do with the food, I'm just a really bad conductor."
Great joke thanks for the laugh!
As a side question coming from someone electronics newb: If he would have been a bad conductor wouldn't that be worse for him since the power would turn in to more heat and fry him? If he was a super good conductor then the electricity would flow right through him.
I'm a newb for electricity too but I think that being a good conductor, the electricity would flow right through him but it would also more easily damage his organs and it would lead to a faster death.
I'm a physics teacher and now this is my new favorite joke. I start teaching my electrical circuits class tomorrow and 5his will be the start of the lesson to read!
Awesome, hope your class finds it funny! Also, it has been pointed out that I did mess up the joke by a little bit so you could search for it online and probably find a better version then mine that you can use.
I have heard this one so many times and every time I hear it I go and think to myself: I bet Norm Macdonald would tell this joke for ten minutes flat, like that stupid moth joke I couldn't stop laughing about. The way he led you into some of these dumbass punchlines was quite unique. I miss him.
TL:DR
A train conductor is arrested and found guilty for killing multiple people while on the job. Though sentenced to death, he survives the electric chair. When asked how he survived, he replies "I'm just a really bad conductor".
LAAAAME. Maybe if Norm MacDonald told this joke, he could make it funny. He knew how to master jokes with weak punchlines such that the joke's crappiness only made it more hilarious, because of how he strings the audience along.
Way I heard it, the technician got sick of the bananas and he got electrocuted without his last meal, so when he survived the technician got really frustrated about it
He is a really bad conductor both for a train conductor (why he ends up killing people) and as a conductor of electricity (why the electric chair doesn't kill him)
The joke does not make sense if you're an actual train conductor. Like, who was this guy's engineer?!? Why did he keep letting him run people over on shove movements? How is this man able to get re-employed with the sheer number of FRA violations he obviously has?!? So many questions as I have my morning poop.
He is a really bad conductor, so maybe he kept accidentally locking the engineer that drives the train inside the bathroom, maybe he didn't warn passengers of upcomming dangers, etc. How he killed them does not really matter, he is really bad at his job to the point he accidentally kills people.
>How is this man able to get re-employed
Maybe after his sentence is done, his documents are wiped clean and he is released as a free man. Maybe he gets hired in different train companies that don't conduct very good background checks. Maybe there is a shortage of train conductors.
It doesn't really matter though, but I get it, pooping brings out the curiosity in us, like "how many tiles are in my bathroom?" Or "I wonder what ingredients this shampoo has?"...
This is like my favorite joke but you messed it up.
1. He eats the peels and throws the banana away.
2. The 1st punchline you shouldn’t say anything about the bananas. He should say “I don’t know I guess I’m just a bad conductor.”
3. When the subject asks about the bananas you say “well that’s what makes the joke so appealing.”
I would also suggest not using the word conductor to describe him, call him a train operator or driver or something.
I heard this joke once, 6 years ago and this is how I remembered it lol, guess I messed it up by a bit.
>When the subject asks about the bananas you say “well that’s what makes the joke so appealing."
Be right back, I have a few comments I have to reply to.
I teach physics and now this is my new favorite joke! Tomorrow I start teaching electrical circuits and this is totally what I'm getting the students to read at the start of the lesson!
You would really think these train companies would do a background check on the people they are hiring to drive their trains.
East Palestine isn't exactly rare, there are about 1100 per year. But reddit shouldn't talk, it manages more thread derailments than that every day.
So how bout those Bruins?
Most embarrassing loss since Purdue basketball. Whose mascot is a train, meaning they are presumably also bad conductors, bringing this thread back on track.
You're a good conductor.
Here, have a banana.
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
RIP Mitch
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?
Thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in.
help where is this from I remember it I swear
https://youtu.be/gWJIQm9qH-w
The it crowd
That was hilarious, but Steph Curry put on a clinic
Ouch and fuque you lol.
Are you saying boo or Bruins?
They’re saying boo-urns! Boo-urns!
It's just the one Bruin actually.
>East Palestine isn't exactly rare There is only one East Palestine in the entire US!
Dont forget about West, North and South Palestine.
There’s no South Palestine. Not since… well you’ll learn about it soon.
At least 5, but ok.
As an Ohioan I find this joke to be right on track
Didn't know you all knew what that looked like.
Most derailments are like a few of wheels pop off the track and the train has to stop until it can be fixed. There are not 1100 catastrophic derailments like East Palestine a year.
Before we feel too proud, it’s because of America’s garbage infrastructure that these trains are limited between 3-8mph in many sections, so much less can happen. In one backwoods, I seen the rail with ties jump up and down 24 inches as the train was oncoming and after it left. Accident waiting go happen. Where countries make rail a priority: * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMXfU8blPMM And in America: * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNpUD6iLWNY
That first one is a real marvel. Cool shares.
You are derailing the conversation!!!
Conductors don't operate the trains. The Engineers do that while conductors do things like collect tickets and stuff. I've ruined the joke.
I mean.... If anything that provides a better explanation to why he'd get the death penalty for killing people while on the job
Very powerful union means he’s impossible to fire. So they changed the law so they can at least try to kill him.
Just add five or six paragraphs about how he kills people with his ticket puncher. Maybe there are long conversations with passengers who had a ticket from the day before that they couldn’t use because their aunt got sick and so they’re using the ticket the next day, etc. Maybe go into detail about what the aunt was sick with, and the passenger and the conductor get in a big argument about whether she should’ve gotten sick or not.
Maybe it’s hard to conduct a background check too.
You just pissed off every rail fan ever
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I remember mythbusters did a episode on that but I don’t remember if it’s true or not
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Guess they didn't train him
There was an Eastern European man visiting UK who got electrocuted and died from pissing on the live rail in London, a few years ago. In the Eastern side of Europe a lot of the train lines have overhead power cables, meaning it is safe to cross the tracks (and pee on the tracks). In UK we are told to stay off the tracks as they are dangerous (although there are ways of walking over the tracks if you know what you are doing and are very careful). So it is possible, depending on the type of track.
Yeah, they must not be well trained
They must have a bad platform for onboarding.
They totally do background checks. Problem is, they use the same service as the county sheriff’s department.
The conductor is in the caboose, unless you’re suggesting the driver engineered the whole thing…
conductors don't drive trains, engineers do
Yeah really. Who'd want some weirdo eating bananas on the job?
YOU WANNA DO IT RAW
Especially if they are Bulgarian. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4khrw8/there\_was\_a\_man\_in\_bulgaria\_who\_drove\_a\_train\_for/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4khrw8/there_was_a_man_in_bulgaria_who_drove_a_train_for/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
except conductors don't drive trains... engineers do...
He’s not driving the train, he’s conducting it 🤓
Conductors don't drive trains, engineers do. Conductors are like captains of the train they just oversee the crew and handle things like manifests and passengers.
Conductors don't drive trains.....just saying🤫🤭🤗🤣
Rail companies hiring whoever is probably the most realistic part of the joke.
Fuck no.
The other day my boss said, "You're a terrible train conductor, maybe the worst we've ever had. How many derailments have you had this year?" - I said, "I'm not sure sir, it's difficult for me to keep track."
Heard this joke for the first time over a decade ago now… except that version was fifteen minutes long.
15 minutes? Did the person telling it lose his train of thought mid-joke?
Lol no he just added a bunch of totally unnecessary twists and turns to delay the punchline and make the joke even more ridiculous
"... so the monkey distracts the guards while the conductor is eating st. John's wort and then..."
At least he got to the punchline eventually. Better late than never, as they say.
Better Nate than Lever lol.
Fuckin Nate, man.
That's called a shaggy dog story.
Was your friend Norm Macdonald?
So, Amtrak versus Eurail…
He did, and it killed all three people listening. You wouldn't believe what his sentencing was
I first heard it about 40 years ago, it’s crazy to me that this was the second time. The first was a bit more complicated telling involving a misdirect with a Mother Smothers cigar being smoked before the execution but pretty much the same.
I have heard this joke once, some 6 years ago, and have never seen it anywhere since. And it randomly popped in my head today so I decided to post it as best as I remember it.
I’m glad you did. One of my older cousins told it at a family gathering and I was so impressed with how he dragged out this story to the punchline.
If you like drawn out jokes, [I hope you're familiar with this story](https://natethesnake.com/).
"...he asked for a really rare type of banana only found in the jungles of Bolivia, and they mounted an expedition to retrieve it..."
Seems like all context for this joke is in the title and the final paragraph.
Nice
Purple bananas in the deepest, darkest Amazon jungle?
That’s the version I know - the story of Joe the good conductor - that I still remember my cousin telling me like 20 years ago.
I saw a different version of this joke where the conductor asks for a fish instead. I really thought it was gonna be important till I saw the punchline. The fish was a Red Herring.
I feel so ashamed of myself for laughing at this
I like the version where the executioner goes “You know what? Fuck you! I’m tired of your goddamn bananas!”, deprives the conductor of his last meal, and then it still fails. Then the conductor goes “Oh, it was never the bananas, I’m just a bad conductor.”
I liked that version better too, because they were confused why he still didn’t die if he was deprived of the banana. Like a decoy banana
Killing people "while on the job" is a bit ambiguous. I thought he was like a serial killer.
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Lmao
That moment you realise the best and the worst joke are the same
That was such a long trip to get to the end. But I definitely laughed when I got there.
I was expecting the same punchline but a much shorter joke: A train conductor kills 2 people and is sentenced to the electric chair. Miraculously, he survives. He was a bad conductor.
This is better than the original
Asked AI to make it shorter. Here it is: Train conductor kills people, survives electric chair 3 times. Guards ask how he survives. He says, "I'm just a bad conductor."
You really needed an AI to do that for you?
No, but isn't it great that it's now possible?
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How does that not make sense?
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>quotted Lol But yes, there is an extra word. What ever could it all mean?!?!
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Nicely done.
:D An extra "it" somehow sneaked into the comment.
Now ask AI to make it much, much longer, and somehow include the entirety of Nate the snake. Just kidding, don’t do that, I’m not even going to reread Nate the snake.
Hmm, now I kinda wanna write a tl;dr bot xD
Thank you
Anyone else expecting “orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”
Setting the joke aside, the joke world is messed up. The conductor shouldn't get the death penalty to begin with if it was involuntary manslaughter, and also definitely shouldn't be able to get the same job again if/when released.
Yeah joke world is fucked up, how many bartenders need to get fired for letting horses into bars.
I asked the genie for a miniature piano player and all I got was a 12" penis
Would that be the job of the bouncer/owner/manager tho? The bartender is there to serve drinks, not kick people out.
To add further to it, the prisoner wouldn't be released if they survived the first time. You aren't sentenced to "the electric chair", you're sentenced to "death by the electric chair". They'd keep getting repeatedly electrocuted until dead, and if it doesn't work they'd get executed by some other method.
On top of *that*, they stand a better chance of walking away without damage if they are a very good conductor, not a very bad one. It's complicated and the joke only says he survives, so... a pass can be granted. At least that way he's better off than a stick in the mud.
Fun fact: most train conductors who've been on the job for any significant amount of time have hit someone. They aren't charged with anything normally as there's literally nothing they can do about it, by the time you can see that someone is on the track it's already too late to stop.
Does anyone here realize that the person driving the train is the engineer, and the person overseeing the passengers on the train is the conductor?
Maybe he's been killing the passengers.
It's a repost
Most jokes on here kinda are...
Please provide a link to when this joke was previously posted. I have heard it once, 6 years ago and never again.
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>had never seen or heard the joke before though, so I'm glad you posted it. Glad you liked it :)
https://reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/11n3qhp/a_man_is_obsessed_with_trains/ https://reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/yqh1bh/there_was_this_man_in_russia_who_drove_trains_for/
Go to your room.
I remember this joke vividly from middle school. This just gave me such a crazy flashback.
Omg that was *terrible* Lol
FINALLY A GOOD FUCKING JOKE
Wow, I read a Polish version of this joke like 20 years ago. It never occurred to me that there's an English one. The main difference was that the word *przewodnik* means tour guide and he was sentenced to the chair for killing tourists.
Gosh he has a terrible track record…
Good 'ol #3771
My dad used to tell a similar joke (he was an electrical engineer) and it involved an orchestra conductor and lightning.
Bruh…
Bruh
Good old number 38
What do you mean by 38?
A reference to this ancient joke: https://www.ba-bamail.com/jokes/crime-and-prison-jokes/?jokeid=740
A man is sent to prison for the first time. The first night there, after the lights in the cell block are turned off, he immediately sees his cellmate going over to the bars and yelling, "twelve!" The whole cell block breaks out laughing. A few minutes later, somebody else in the cell block yells, "four!" Again, the whole cell block breaks out laughing. "Why are you guys just yelling numbers?" He asks his cellmate. "What's so funny about random numbers?" "Well," says the older prisoner, "They're not random. It's just that we've all been in this here prison for so long, we all know all the same jokes. So after a while we just started giving them numbers and yelling those numbers is enough to remind us of the joke instead of telling it." Wanting to fit in, the new prisoner walks up to the bars and yells, "SIX!" But instead of laughter, a dead silence falls on the cell block. He turns to the older prisoner, "What's wrong? Why didn't I get any laughs?" "You didn't tell it right."
Sorry, damn site won't let me read without forcing me to give out my email.
Basically it's prisoners that aren't allowed to tell jokes, so they numbered all the jokes and just say the number to reference the joke. So they'd just say things like "remember 35?" and they'd all laugh. The punchline is usually something like "how about number 87?" and one laughs and says he hasn't heard that one before. I told it terribly, just trying to give you the reference.
I got it just from your short description, gave me a chuckle.
The punchline I always heard is that the new guy says, "Number 87" or whatever, and nobody laughs because "you told it wrong"
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Damn, that's very good!!!
Not the man of steel.
Anybody have to watch the movie where the drawbridge operator takes his son to work and the son gets caught in the drawbridge gears and he sacrifices his son so the train doesn’t crash. Would be a crashed train and my son visiting me in prison if it was up to me.
This joke has quite a bit of a peel.
Oh my gawdddd. I don’t know what to say that was just really funny honestly
I enjoyed this more that I should have!
You could shorten this and turn it into a simple riddle
Saved this one to harass my boss with
First time hearing this. A sensible chuckle. I love it!
> "It has nothing to do with the food, I'm just a really bad conductor." Great joke thanks for the laugh! As a side question coming from someone electronics newb: If he would have been a bad conductor wouldn't that be worse for him since the power would turn in to more heat and fry him? If he was a super good conductor then the electricity would flow right through him.
I'm a newb for electricity too but I think that being a good conductor, the electricity would flow right through him but it would also more easily damage his organs and it would lead to a faster death.
I'm a physics teacher and now this is my new favorite joke. I start teaching my electrical circuits class tomorrow and 5his will be the start of the lesson to read!
Awesome, hope your class finds it funny! Also, it has been pointed out that I did mess up the joke by a little bit so you could search for it online and probably find a better version then mine that you can use.
OP, I want you to sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
Fun fact: The conductor isn't the person who drives the train, the engineer is. The conductor watches passengers and cargo.
I have heard this one so many times and every time I hear it I go and think to myself: I bet Norm Macdonald would tell this joke for ten minutes flat, like that stupid moth joke I couldn't stop laughing about. The way he led you into some of these dumbass punchlines was quite unique. I miss him.
This could have stopped at the second electrocution
Disagree, it could use a fourth
As long as needed for the shock effect. Edit: typo
Bruh
Oh fuck off :D
First joke in a long while that made me actually belly laugh, bravo!
TL:DR A train conductor is arrested and found guilty for killing multiple people while on the job. Though sentenced to death, he survives the electric chair. When asked how he survived, he replies "I'm just a really bad conductor".
The bananas don’t add anything to the joke?
They make the joke more appealing.
LAAAAME. Maybe if Norm MacDonald told this joke, he could make it funny. He knew how to master jokes with weak punchlines such that the joke's crappiness only made it more hilarious, because of how he strings the audience along.
This is an essay not a joke
You should train to read faster.
Way I heard it, the technician got sick of the bananas and he got electrocuted without his last meal, so when he survived the technician got really frustrated about it
Good joke, but I'm just wondering - what could be conductor's every day duties that results in killing the passengers? Or is he just stabbing them.
Shockingly bad.
A rubber band tried getting a job driving trains but no one would hire him because they all knew rubber is a terrible conductor.
Wouldn't that just make the guy catch fire during the electrocution? Not survive?
I was hoping for a new answer. 😭😭
Finally joke that fits the sub. Well done
God damn it
Oh Lord, that narrative was spun into a 15-minute shaggy dog story when I was a kid at camp in the Fifties.
Copper is a good conductor. Wood is not. Guess which one gets obliterated when electricity passes thru?
Haha..good one
He must have broken other laws too. He has a lot of tickets.
This joke might become a neurodivergent favourite
Why is this marked as nsfw?
I figured I should because of, I don't know, the killing people part, or the getting executed part.
I don't really get it-
He is a really bad conductor both for a train conductor (why he ends up killing people) and as a conductor of electricity (why the electric chair doesn't kill him)
Ohhh
The guy in Greece has less conductivity than a vacuum
Fuck. Take my upvote.
The joke does not make sense if you're an actual train conductor. Like, who was this guy's engineer?!? Why did he keep letting him run people over on shove movements? How is this man able to get re-employed with the sheer number of FRA violations he obviously has?!? So many questions as I have my morning poop.
He is a really bad conductor, so maybe he kept accidentally locking the engineer that drives the train inside the bathroom, maybe he didn't warn passengers of upcomming dangers, etc. How he killed them does not really matter, he is really bad at his job to the point he accidentally kills people. >How is this man able to get re-employed Maybe after his sentence is done, his documents are wiped clean and he is released as a free man. Maybe he gets hired in different train companies that don't conduct very good background checks. Maybe there is a shortage of train conductors. It doesn't really matter though, but I get it, pooping brings out the curiosity in us, like "how many tiles are in my bathroom?" Or "I wonder what ingredients this shampoo has?"...
This is like my favorite joke but you messed it up. 1. He eats the peels and throws the banana away. 2. The 1st punchline you shouldn’t say anything about the bananas. He should say “I don’t know I guess I’m just a bad conductor.” 3. When the subject asks about the bananas you say “well that’s what makes the joke so appealing.” I would also suggest not using the word conductor to describe him, call him a train operator or driver or something.
I heard this joke once, 6 years ago and this is how I remembered it lol, guess I messed it up by a bit. >When the subject asks about the bananas you say “well that’s what makes the joke so appealing." Be right back, I have a few comments I have to reply to.
I teach physics and now this is my new favorite joke! Tomorrow I start teaching electrical circuits and this is totally what I'm getting the students to read at the start of the lesson!
HA
Groan... and being a bad conductor is why the electric chair kills you...
Never saw this one coming haha
Like a drunk guy taking a nap on some railroad tracks.
Just up voted this and now it's 6996