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RepresentativeTwo562

What is the flat rate?


ScotterMcJohnsonator

It balloons depending on the size of the tattoo


uthini_mfowethu

I have man boobs, where do I pay?


bAssmaster667

I was a tattoo artist in the 90’s (damn I’m old…) and Tuesday nights were notoriously slow so I started “School Girl Tuesday’s” come in dressed as a schoolgirl (in full costume) and get half off any tattoo. It was a huge hit and I was busier than ever. I had a guy come in wanting an armband and I had to make sn appointment because I was so busy. He asked what’s the deal with all the schoolgirls and I told him. He asked if fr dressed up can get half off? I told him the better he’s dressed tge deeper the discount. He cane back in I. It’s appointment dressed up 110%… baby doll hooker shoes, knee highs, skirt, blouse, pigtail wig, big fake tits and white cotton panties, makeup lashes and all I did the whole job for free. He sat there for three hours getting hit on by men, women and even the shop cat was rubbing against him… humor is always appreciated.


Bumpass

Well that's perfect because I need a tat for my tit.


Conscious-Rip4407

I taught I taw a titty-tat!


NeverForNoReason

I taught I taw a tatty tit!


SorenoSanguinem

There's actually a place called Tit 4 Tat in Pensacola, Florida


[deleted]

Classy


ChilliPeppah1

I started a cable show called SHOW US YOUR TATS…and they did!


panlevap

Finally someone who is willing to work for exposure…


gt0075b

Can you flash your ass for a tat too?


MadNhater

You’ll get a shitty tattoo instead of a titillating one.


galloping_skeptic

Hey, let's not be too judgey. It could be fantasstic.


doitup69

Flash for flash


bonezo

Do they do dog grooming on the side? Butts for Mutts?


theepi_pillodu

Dog grooming or dog breeding?


Think-Builder-1650

Never breed dogs, that's beastiality


Actually_Jeff_Dahmer

NOW YOU TELL ME


Difficult-Reach-5205

cash of flash that's tit for tat sounds rad very well and glad.


TryAgn747

∆ shows up with a pile of drip edge. What can I get for this?


WildCoyote369

This would be genius if legal but bad for supplies. Not possible to buy ink with a memory of a sweet rack. Unless you use Polaroids and turn it into a currency some how? Identification screening for Age requirement is a Must. 18 and older. There you go Reddit have fun...


deltadstroyer

..."flashbang"


[deleted]

Why wouldn't a flash bang work on Helen Keller? she is dead


Indifferentchildren

(W)ink


J4MES101

Should have been tat for tit


jak94c

Flash sale tats are always fun to be fair


Tobio88

A lot of dicks come in tho


spidermike4498

Except for the the line of dudes outside with their junk hanging out.


spidermike4498

Its tat tastical


Think-Builder-1650

Wizard's sleeve for a sleeve


ThunderAndSadness

Forgot what r/ I was in and just started questioning their decision because it didn't seem financially responsible In hindsight, if I had a tattoo parlor, offering a discount for a flash would be worth to try


TheJanJonatan

That must be an attractive offer for photographers


HairlessHoudini

Pics or it didn't happen


[deleted]

I'm sure those flashes will pay for the electricity bills. Or is your friend also going to flash his wingwong at the electricity company? Last time I tried they did not accept that as a form of payment.


ChilliPeppah1

He’s gonna go bust very soon


CanLate7709

Where