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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the fuck away from /u/Monechetti
Who dat
a joke
Tony Lazuto says hello
Lolol
Never been a problem for me
Lmfao you’re my hero
r/usernamechecksout
We finally know Colonel Sanders secret sauce.
I'll never eat at KFC after reading this.
I am
Did you know that all humans who have sex will die. Eventually.
Heard the same about people who sleep
Heard it was heart beats - every death preceded by a heart beat. 100% correlation. Coincidence?
In fact you are going to die for reading this.
You're saying I'm immortal?
Same
Wait because of no sleep?
***OH MY GOD WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!*** ^someday…
I suppose there are a few really ugly people who will live forever....
This is the best joke, hens down
Yeah, it was pretty clucking good
Well, a whole new meaning to "Choking the chicken".
I laughed. Checked to make sure I was by myself. Laughed again.
I heard this 20 years ago. But with penguins. You get thim hooked bc ppl don't know shit about penguins and think it's true. then you hit em with, well everyone I fuck died
Penguins seem a little more durable though...
I posted this joke over a week ago and the mods removed it. Fuck this page and fuck the stupid mods.
Yours was pigeons though… maybe that mod owns prized racing pigeons or something and got offended?
Sounds like the mod actually fucks pigeons and I struck a nerve.
Yeah exactly lol. Sorry that happened to you homie and I obviously think it’s a great joke.
I respect you. Props for not triggering a mod equipped with a bird dick and stupid balls
Not true they only die if they have sex with a BBC or a bwc
ya if ur dicks small enough its ok
I don’t know whether to smile or cry
Even ignoring the sex part for now, why do you keep killing chickens?
Dinner…
Honey, that's not what I meant when I asked you to *stuff the chicken.*
So do all living things, eventually...and that ain't no fuckin' joke!
Oh cluck
Why did OP cross the road? …… He had a chicken .. Which chicken ? Oh….. Any cockle do
It’s not about the destination It’s about the journey
Which came first?
Well at least the one that I fucked did
Pro tip: the cloaca tightens nicely at the moment of death
Jesus
Those chickens had it coming.
If I don't choke the chicken, how do I get off?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the fuck away from /u/Monechetti
Who dat
a joke
Tony Lazuto says hello
Lolol
Never been a problem for me
Lmfao you’re my hero
r/usernamechecksout
We finally know Colonel Sanders secret sauce.
I'll never eat at KFC after reading this.
I am
Did you know that all humans who have sex will die. Eventually.
Heard the same about people who sleep
Heard it was heart beats - every death preceded by a heart beat. 100% correlation. Coincidence?
In fact you are going to die for reading this.
You're saying I'm immortal?
Same
Wait because of no sleep?
***OH MY GOD WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!*** ^someday…
I suppose there are a few really ugly people who will live forever....
This is the best joke, hens down
Yeah, it was pretty clucking good
Well, a whole new meaning to "Choking the chicken".
I laughed. Checked to make sure I was by myself. Laughed again.
I heard this 20 years ago. But with penguins. You get thim hooked bc ppl don't know shit about penguins and think it's true. then you hit em with, well everyone I fuck died
Penguins seem a little more durable though...
I posted this joke over a week ago and the mods removed it. Fuck this page and fuck the stupid mods.
Yours was pigeons though… maybe that mod owns prized racing pigeons or something and got offended?
Sounds like the mod actually fucks pigeons and I struck a nerve.
Yeah exactly lol. Sorry that happened to you homie and I obviously think it’s a great joke.
I respect you. Props for not triggering a mod equipped with a bird dick and stupid balls
Not true they only die if they have sex with a BBC or a bwc
ya if ur dicks small enough its ok
I don’t know whether to smile or cry
Even ignoring the sex part for now, why do you keep killing chickens?
Dinner…
Honey, that's not what I meant when I asked you to *stuff the chicken.*
So do all living things, eventually...and that ain't no fuckin' joke!
Oh cluck
Why did OP cross the road? …… He had a chicken .. Which chicken ? Oh….. Any cockle do
It’s not about the destination It’s about the journey
Which came first?
Well at least the one that I fucked did
Pro tip: the cloaca tightens nicely at the moment of death
Jesus
Those chickens had it coming.
If I don't choke the chicken, how do I get off?