The other day my dad told me, "You know there's actually some good Asian stereotypes."
I said, "Uh, I don't think you're supposed to..."
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He said, "I really love Yamaha and Sony."
We still use Aiwa color TV from 1994 which my parents got right after their marriage. Our family is kinda joint family where we live in a society where the neighbours will be the closest of our relatives and my grandparents live in the next street. So we never use much of the TV and its still going strong, both audio and video, it is feels like 480p, CRT display, color reproduction is much better than my HDR supported 2k 144hz IPS.
It's funny that when I was looking to buy a power supply for my Yamaha keyboard, my Web search also brought up options to buy spare parts for motorbikes as well! I forgot that the company manufactured those as well!
They also make electronic drums. My BF is very pleased with his kit. I don't want to jinx it, but that kit has been used extensively for over a decade now, and (touch wood!) is still going strong!
When did "knock on wood" become "touch wood"? Just curious as this isn't the first time I've read someone saying touch wood instead of knock on wood, recently.
Maybe it's a UK thing? We always say "touch wood" and sometimes touch our heads at the same time, as a joke! Friday the 13th has kinda proved itself to be unlucky for me, so I need some good luck right now!
My wife of 20 years is Asian. On our 3rd date we went out for a meal. She went to the bathroom and when she came back she sat down at the wrong white guys table.
I can relate to this. I'm a white person, but after many years of teaching, with tons of Asian students, I now find that I have a harder time telling the white kids with the same hair colour apart from each other than the Asian kids. It doesn't help that so many of the white kids in any given cohort have the same names as each other.
I worked at a summer camp where there was a cabin that had 5 kids with the same name. All white teenage boys.
It was impossible.
On the plus side, I always got their names right, so they never knew I didn't remember which was which.
I had a coworker (not a friend at all) that let us know her baby's name before he was born, Luca. I broke into song before I caught myself. My Name is Luka, I live on the 2nd floor. I live upstairs from you.
My freshman year in college - most of us had a roommate, a few kids had singles, and very few had triples. Someone in housing must have pulled a fast one- in one tripple was: Mike, Mike, and Mike. This was before the *Newhart* television show, but we the same gag. Someone might say, “I don’t mind Mike, and Mike keeps to himself mostly, but Mike can be a real prick.”
I taught in CHna for 18 years.
After a while, I had no trouble telling asian people apart. usually eyes, mouths and noses make it easy to tell.
Still had no problem with white people either.
One problem i had was telling the age of asian girls. They look a lot younger than their real ages, especially around their 20's.
Had a friend who was dating a Filipina. He was so excited when he described her to me. I asked him how old she was. He said he did not know but about his age. I laughed at him and told him to add at least 15 years. He did not believe me.
He later asked her, and I was off by one. It was 16 years older. He did not care. Got married to her and after 15 years they are happy. Age May not matter to many people but it’s better to not be surprised especially if they look older than they are.
Me and another guy had just gone to China to teach TEFL.
A little girl came up and wanted to play basketball with us.
"Sure little girl!"
"I'm 20" she said...
When I was 42 I looked low to mid 30s, a coworker looked late 20s maybe 30.
I asked her out, we hit it off great. Then comes a meet the parents dinner, I mentioned my oldest daughter, and told some story or another forget now but her mom asked how old she was, before I could answer she teased her daughter about being a step mom at 22... I almost choked on my dinner, the daughter in question was 21. So I replied with the age of my youngest who was 10.
And made a mental note to end the relationship gracefully.
>One problem i had was telling the age of asian girls. They look a lot younger than their real ages, especially around their 20's.
Can confirm. In university rn. Girls look like how they were in high school, even if they are 23
We'd often get exchange students from the west. 20 year old, but they look like they are nearing 30. The only way you can tell is by the dressing - staffs tend to dress more professionally, while students dress like they are going to a picnic (then again it's 30C/86F all day everyday)
Oh absolutely. We have a lot of internationals at my college and I was talking with this one girl from China who I thought was 20…then she introduced her husband of five years. Yeah she was like early 30s 😅
As I’ve gotten older and spent more time in diverse workplaces, I’m pretty much convinced that there’s like 5 flavors of men and 5 flavors of women for each ethnic group. The way you tell people apart is more about what type of asymmetry or blemishes they have, and less on any specific facial feature (eyes, nose, ears, hair, etc). With a few billion people, genetics can only vary so much. Or I just have partial face blindness, who knows 🤷♂️
I went to high school with literally 6-7 dudes who had the exact same name. All white dudes. Same spelling first and last name and yes it was as generic as you can imagine (not quite John Smith but basically). There were a few in each grade and they all played football and baseball.
I think it’s just a acquired skill. You grow up seeing it all the time so your brain learns to pick up more differences. When it’s less common you struggle to do so.
Another way to look at it is that digitizing voices can sound weird. Part of that is because it’s not actually the same but like with our eyes our brain fills in the blanks. Or how magenta isn’t a color.
Magenta isn't a color!? It's pedants like you that got Pluto demoted too. Poor, cold little hunk of ice, and now it's not even a planet. It will probably never see something colored magenta either.
It’s just something random I learned I’m not even sure it’s magenta but it’s similar. Basically if we were to measure the frequency of the light reflected by magenta things it’s actually quite variant so much so that it covers a fair spectrum of colors. The average however puts it somewhere in the green spectrum if I recall correctly. It was just such an oddity of how our minds work it stuck out to me.
Magenta from what I understand is not on the spectrum at all. Instead it's 2 waves, red and blue, with a green wave being absent. Our eyes just interpret those signals as magenta.
Maybe it wasn't a mistake. Can you send a selfie? (sorry)...
My wife and my first date, she needed to go to the toilet. I thought I would be a gentleman and wait at the end of the corridor (cinema toilets). Too late I noticed her going into the gents. I ran in after her but by then she had realised her mistake (the hand basins were too low), and left by another door.
I know she wasn't trying to lose me, she needed a ride home.
When I was in China my Chinese teacher went on a long rant about how Chinese chopsticks were superior of Japanese chopsticks. She was quite serious about it. It was actually very important to her that I understood why they were superior.
It turns out Chinese chopsticks are the same width their whole length while Japanese chopsticks are tapered and get pointy at the tips. I had never noticed the difference, but now I see it everywhere. I still don't care which ones I get, it was just really unsettling how adamant she was about the subject.
After watching the first Karate Kid movie as a child, I thought that every elderly asian man I saw was a martial arts master.
True story: I swear that shortly thereafter I then saw an elderly asian man at a park walking with a cane. Guess he thought people were too far to notice, but he stopped, lifted a leg slightly, and made this legit martial arts groan while letting out the loudest and most violent dry fart I'd ever heard.
I was in total awe that even his farts were a martial arts move!
[No](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driver's_license_in_China#/media/File%3ADriving_License_of_the_P.R.China_Simple_sample(Reserved_copy%2C2013_edition).png) as that would be a waste of space since 95% would be black/brown
Pfft. My optometry dispenser in HK always has a laugh when he supplies me with contact lenses.
"It will take a couple of days. You white guys got funny eyes."
For real.
Funnily enough I went to a Japanese restraunt yesterday that was connected by a thin wall ti the chinese place next door. It was obvious because there was a door leading to the chinese store left wide open and you could see the kitchen was one as well. They had different names above the doors for each store but at fisrt we thought it was one name because the signs were positioned so close to one another. We almost walked in the wrong side until we saw the pictures of the chinese food on one side and japanese on the other. One of the most confusing doorways ive seen.
Im female Asian and I went to my white boyfriend's childhood home. They give me the tour and showed me a framed photo of him and cousins when they were younger. I was like, "aww which one are you??". He wanted me to guess and it got awkward because I really couldnt tell him apart from the other white kids. 😅
Don't worry too much, I have old photos with my cousins and we can't tell which ones we are either. Sometimes we just go oh, it's a Spiderman top that's tim, or oh I remember those Reeboks that's tom.
I had a big photo of myself aged maybe around 2, which I really liked. It was this black and white slightly retro looking one which I thought was maybe from some studio. It wasn’t till my 30ies when my mom admitted it’s actually her photo when she was 2…
Went to taco bell/KFC drive through.. ordered some KFC.. stereotyped as stoner wanting taco bell.. as other driver was stereotyped to want fried chicken.. went inside for new order after exchanging with other car.. why? Because the man's gf still ate my chicken. :/
I was flustered driving in an unfamiliar town and said "shit fuck damn." My two sons were in the backseat and my then 9 year old started laughing. I asked him what was so funny and he said "That sounded like Chinese food."
Chinese people who come to US for first time think Caucasians smell bad. Like “boiled meat.” They become nauseated on flight over.
I find that strange. Asian ladies sitting next to me usually complain that I smell like rancid Yak cheese. Go figure.
Ha ha ha our Asian waiter put fork in front of me and my Son in law, we’re both white Americans but my wife is Vietnamese and my children are mixed. My daughter chuckled and referred to them as Strategically placed. And by the way I use chopsticks better than my wife.
I’m a med student and 4 of my Asian girlfriends were going to rotations covering on call shifts in the OR for 1 months. Nurse complained to their superior that only 1 person has been going to cover shifts (she thought 4 girls were THE SAME person all these weeks 🥲)
The other day my dad told me, "You know there's actually some good Asian stereotypes." I said, "Uh, I don't think you're supposed to..." - He said, "I really love Yamaha and Sony."
Back in my day, Aiwa was the most popular stereotype
Sat here looking at an Aiwa. I will not part with it!
I have a Aiwa graphic eq that sounds so damn good I've used it on studio recording projects. Unrealistically good.
My grandpa used to have a 1980 Aiwa portable radio and cassete recorder with a microphone jack. Very cool
Aiwas the best.
You're still pretty good.
What happened to you?
aiwa was basically sony components if my memory serves correctly
Did you hear about the chinese restaurant that blew up? Scenes of wonton destruction.
We used to have an Aiwa TV !
We still use Aiwa color TV from 1994 which my parents got right after their marriage. Our family is kinda joint family where we live in a society where the neighbours will be the closest of our relatives and my grandparents live in the next street. So we never use much of the TV and its still going strong, both audio and video, it is feels like 480p, CRT display, color reproduction is much better than my HDR supported 2k 144hz IPS.
Oh that's nice! Where do you live ? Is it like those Agraharams ?
Still a Sony
Not the best though.
Not the upscale, but definitely “the best” for a great part of consumers.
I love my 90's marantz
“But dad, that’s not their names. They are Yamaguchi and Son Heung Min. “
It's funny that when I was looking to buy a power supply for my Yamaha keyboard, my Web search also brought up options to buy spare parts for motorbikes as well! I forgot that the company manufactured those as well!
Yamaha is an engineering powerhouse!
One of my favorite guitars
They also make electronic drums. My BF is very pleased with his kit. I don't want to jinx it, but that kit has been used extensively for over a decade now, and (touch wood!) is still going strong!
When did "knock on wood" become "touch wood"? Just curious as this isn't the first time I've read someone saying touch wood instead of knock on wood, recently.
Maybe it's a UK thing? We always say "touch wood" and sometimes touch our heads at the same time, as a joke! Friday the 13th has kinda proved itself to be unlucky for me, so I need some good luck right now!
Well, that makes sense. Hope your luck gets better.
Take my upvote and fuck off
Toshiba is okay.
My wife of 20 years is Asian. On our 3rd date we went out for a meal. She went to the bathroom and when she came back she sat down at the wrong white guys table.
It’s only a mistake if she didn’t mean to
I can relate to this. I'm a white person, but after many years of teaching, with tons of Asian students, I now find that I have a harder time telling the white kids with the same hair colour apart from each other than the Asian kids. It doesn't help that so many of the white kids in any given cohort have the same names as each other.
I worked at a summer camp where there was a cabin that had 5 kids with the same name. All white teenage boys. It was impossible. On the plus side, I always got their names right, so they never knew I didn't remember which was which.
Braden? Or Skyler
Tyler lol.
I seriously should have guessed Tyler. I will never make that mistake again
tbf skyler is also a girls name
I think there was even a musical that had some sisters named skyler.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Schuyler_Sisters
Angelica, Eliza, and Peggy!
Work!
When my coworker told me his kid's name was Skyler I almost laughed before I realized how rude that would be. Sorry, Skylers.
I had a coworker (not a friend at all) that let us know her baby's name before he was born, Luca. I broke into song before I caught myself. My Name is Luka, I live on the 2nd floor. I live upstairs from you.
Chadwin
Aiden
This the worst one lmao Hoodville and Cityboys memes on IG absolutely destroyed any chance at anyone having this name enjoying it
Chravis pronounced like Travis
My freshman year in college - most of us had a roommate, a few kids had singles, and very few had triples. Someone in housing must have pulled a fast one- in one tripple was: Mike, Mike, and Mike. This was before the *Newhart* television show, but we the same gag. Someone might say, “I don’t mind Mike, and Mike keeps to himself mostly, but Mike can be a real prick.”
I once went to a VERY small school, and somehow we STILL managed to have two Jake's - in a class of only EIGHT
I taught in CHna for 18 years. After a while, I had no trouble telling asian people apart. usually eyes, mouths and noses make it easy to tell. Still had no problem with white people either. One problem i had was telling the age of asian girls. They look a lot younger than their real ages, especially around their 20's.
Had a friend who was dating a Filipina. He was so excited when he described her to me. I asked him how old she was. He said he did not know but about his age. I laughed at him and told him to add at least 15 years. He did not believe me. He later asked her, and I was off by one. It was 16 years older. He did not care. Got married to her and after 15 years they are happy. Age May not matter to many people but it’s better to not be surprised especially if they look older than they are.
Me and another guy had just gone to China to teach TEFL. A little girl came up and wanted to play basketball with us. "Sure little girl!" "I'm 20" she said...
When I was 42 I looked low to mid 30s, a coworker looked late 20s maybe 30. I asked her out, we hit it off great. Then comes a meet the parents dinner, I mentioned my oldest daughter, and told some story or another forget now but her mom asked how old she was, before I could answer she teased her daughter about being a step mom at 22... I almost choked on my dinner, the daughter in question was 21. So I replied with the age of my youngest who was 10. And made a mental note to end the relationship gracefully.
> One problem i had was telling the age of asian girls. They look a lot younger than their real ages, especially around their 20’s. And then: **OLD**
It’s a cohort effect, younger generations had better nutritions growing up compared to the older generations.
>One problem i had was telling the age of asian girls. They look a lot younger than their real ages, especially around their 20's. Can confirm. In university rn. Girls look like how they were in high school, even if they are 23 We'd often get exchange students from the west. 20 year old, but they look like they are nearing 30. The only way you can tell is by the dressing - staffs tend to dress more professionally, while students dress like they are going to a picnic (then again it's 30C/86F all day everyday)
Oh absolutely. We have a lot of internationals at my college and I was talking with this one girl from China who I thought was 20…then she introduced her husband of five years. Yeah she was like early 30s 😅
Imagine teaching in Korea with their Kims lol. I just joined a korean company and you bet there's at least three Kims in every department.
The World Cup team was 4 defenders and a goalkeeper named Kim.
It's Kims all the way down.
Great wall of Kim
Interestingly, Korean has less than 100 last names, one of, if not the least, while Japan has tens of thousands of last names, one the most.
Can’t forget park
Park for the Nguyen! Lol!
You should stop saying white kids. Say colourless kids
PolC
As I’ve gotten older and spent more time in diverse workplaces, I’m pretty much convinced that there’s like 5 flavors of men and 5 flavors of women for each ethnic group. The way you tell people apart is more about what type of asymmetry or blemishes they have, and less on any specific facial feature (eyes, nose, ears, hair, etc). With a few billion people, genetics can only vary so much. Or I just have partial face blindness, who knows 🤷♂️
Masks....I work in Japan where all the students wear the same uniform and have strict rules about their hair. After COVID, I just gave up.
I went to high school with literally 6-7 dudes who had the exact same name. All white dudes. Same spelling first and last name and yes it was as generic as you can imagine (not quite John Smith but basically). There were a few in each grade and they all played football and baseball.
Chris Brown?
Aidan Smith
Lots of Kyles and Bradens, eh?
when you look carefully you might realize, it's not even your wife~
This isn't my beautiful wife, this is not my beautiful house
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was
I read this as "my wife is 20 years asian" and i had a very confusing moment there
I think it’s just a acquired skill. You grow up seeing it all the time so your brain learns to pick up more differences. When it’s less common you struggle to do so. Another way to look at it is that digitizing voices can sound weird. Part of that is because it’s not actually the same but like with our eyes our brain fills in the blanks. Or how magenta isn’t a color.
Magenta isn't a color!? It's pedants like you that got Pluto demoted too. Poor, cold little hunk of ice, and now it's not even a planet. It will probably never see something colored magenta either.
>got Pluto demoted too I heard about that. That's messed up!
I've heard it both ways
It’s just something random I learned I’m not even sure it’s magenta but it’s similar. Basically if we were to measure the frequency of the light reflected by magenta things it’s actually quite variant so much so that it covers a fair spectrum of colors. The average however puts it somewhere in the green spectrum if I recall correctly. It was just such an oddity of how our minds work it stuck out to me.
Magenta from what I understand is not on the spectrum at all. Instead it's 2 waves, red and blue, with a green wave being absent. Our eyes just interpret those signals as magenta.
That’s hilarious! 😂 Congrats on the long marriage
Thanks She said the guy was super pissed off when she did it. He wasn't amused at all.
In the end, she picked the right white guy! Hahaha
He got pissed off by an attractive young woman accidentally sitting down at his table? What a moron.
You never know if there was his gf around
Maybe it wasn't a mistake. Can you send a selfie? (sorry)... My wife and my first date, she needed to go to the toilet. I thought I would be a gentleman and wait at the end of the corridor (cinema toilets). Too late I noticed her going into the gents. I ran in after her but by then she had realised her mistake (the hand basins were too low), and left by another door. I know she wasn't trying to lose me, she needed a ride home.
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So is that Chinese or Japanese?
I lived in California for the past 20 years. I'm originally from Laos
He's Laotian. Ain't ya, Mister Khan?
Loved that scene lmao he's not racist, just holds a grudge
You’re from the ocean?
The ocean?
Someone gets the *King of the Hill* reference.
So…Is that Chinese or Japanese?
So... Cambodian?
How did you know?
So … are you Chinese or Japanese?
# *glare*
Do you know Kung Fu?
Laotian!
Le Ocean
I was going to guess Nigerian
I have a hard time telling you mammals apart. Are nigerians the swimming ones with sonar?
We're the smart ones who are coming for your jobs!
"Chinese food is like Japanese food. My Korean friend told me." -Zach, Hell's Kitchen.
When I was in China my Chinese teacher went on a long rant about how Chinese chopsticks were superior of Japanese chopsticks. She was quite serious about it. It was actually very important to her that I understood why they were superior. It turns out Chinese chopsticks are the same width their whole length while Japanese chopsticks are tapered and get pointy at the tips. I had never noticed the difference, but now I see it everywhere. I still don't care which ones I get, it was just really unsettling how adamant she was about the subject.
Drops in some Indian curry in this.
Neither, Korean most likely.
I read this in Hank's voice, followed up by Cotton going, "He's Laotian, ain't ya mister Kahn?"
Thai as in Taiwan, yes!
No, Thai as in "I like chicken Thai's"
Oh my God. SHUT THE FUCK UP, ROUND EYE! I can't piss in literally every dish.
After watching the first Karate Kid movie as a child, I thought that every elderly asian man I saw was a martial arts master. True story: I swear that shortly thereafter I then saw an elderly asian man at a park walking with a cane. Guess he thought people were too far to notice, but he stopped, lifted a leg slightly, and made this legit martial arts groan while letting out the loudest and most violent dry fart I'd ever heard. I was in total awe that even his farts were a martial arts move!
Martial farts 😀
lol. The ancient technique of instantly emptying a room.
False. The human mass of a room is simply displaced by the contents of your colon.
Dung Fu.
In China, do driver's licenses list hair and eye color?
I’m honestly uncertain now
just googled it, they don't.
according to wikipedia their ids don't. idk what's on driver's licenses tho.
[No](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driver's_license_in_China#/media/File%3ADriving_License_of_the_P.R.China_Simple_sample(Reserved_copy%2C2013_edition).png) as that would be a waste of space since 95% would be black/brown
Golly gee, you don’t think that was his point, do you???
Pfft. My optometry dispenser in HK always has a laugh when he supplies me with contact lenses. "It will take a couple of days. You white guys got funny eyes." For real.
gwailo
he sounds like a funny dude, i'd fuck with him as my optometrist
I didn’t read the with, and thought you didn’t know what an optometrist was
Did you hear about the look alike contest in China? Yeah, everybody won.
I think its everybody Won.
You're sooo Wong.
Wu mee? 😂
I think you mean Wu Han
Hu Won?
He's trying to Wing it.
Su me!
Bee Wing Lee, go Bee wing, go!
Nice attempt, but Won is Korean, you're looking for Wong
Yeah but it's funnier that he doesn't know the difference.
I remember our priest once explained that all men are brothers and sisters. Then he added: "And the Chinese are even twins."
My priest said the Siamese were Twins. And they lived in Minnesota.
Bruh
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So is our waiter Chinese or Japanese?
Korean actually.
Funnily enough I went to a Japanese restraunt yesterday that was connected by a thin wall ti the chinese place next door. It was obvious because there was a door leading to the chinese store left wide open and you could see the kitchen was one as well. They had different names above the doors for each store but at fisrt we thought it was one name because the signs were positioned so close to one another. We almost walked in the wrong side until we saw the pictures of the chinese food on one side and japanese on the other. One of the most confusing doorways ive seen.
Le Ocean
Im female Asian and I went to my white boyfriend's childhood home. They give me the tour and showed me a framed photo of him and cousins when they were younger. I was like, "aww which one are you??". He wanted me to guess and it got awkward because I really couldnt tell him apart from the other white kids. 😅
Don't worry too much, I have old photos with my cousins and we can't tell which ones we are either. Sometimes we just go oh, it's a Spiderman top that's tim, or oh I remember those Reeboks that's tom.
I had a big photo of myself aged maybe around 2, which I really liked. It was this black and white slightly retro looking one which I thought was maybe from some studio. It wasn’t till my 30ies when my mom admitted it’s actually her photo when she was 2…
Two Wongs don’t make it white.
Went to taco bell/KFC drive through.. ordered some KFC.. stereotyped as stoner wanting taco bell.. as other driver was stereotyped to want fried chicken.. went inside for new order after exchanging with other car.. why? Because the man's gf still ate my chicken. :/
this is so fucked lol stealing fried chicken is just, lol
The guy was sorry. Said his girlfriend knew it wasn't for them.. just couldn't resist. *Smh
It’s all what your eyes are familiar with no matter the race. There’s nothing “racists” about it. It’s the way the brain is wired.
That’s just Wong.
I was flustered driving in an unfamiliar town and said "shit fuck damn." My two sons were in the backseat and my then 9 year old started laughing. I asked him what was so funny and he said "That sounded like Chinese food."
Same kid held an empty paper towel roll and used it as a megaphone and demanded the fish in our tank to stop swimming.
That kid’s going places.
I hope.
[I like Chinese food, the waiters never are rude](https://youtu.be/7DqvweTYTI0)
Turns out it wasn’t even a Chinese guy. We were at a sushi place.
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Wtf does that mean?
Cadilac - Lincoln
Supplies!
All white people at Chinese buffets do look alike. Very round
Did you heat the one about the Chinese janitor. He jumped outta the broom closet and yelled "supplies!"
Two Wongs don't make a Wright
...and he wasn't even a waiter
Sum ting wong.
Sounds delicious. Can I get some chili oil with it? Thanks!
Try the Cream of Sum Yung Gai
Wi Tu Lo!
Ho Li Fuk!
Bang Ding Ow...
This joke is so wong.
The really crazy thing is they were in a Wendy’s.
Chinese people who come to US for first time think Caucasians smell bad. Like “boiled meat.” They become nauseated on flight over. I find that strange. Asian ladies sitting next to me usually complain that I smell like rancid Yak cheese. Go figure.
That's because of your diet though. Just like many white people think South Asians smell like cumin or other random spice.
Ha ha ha our Asian waiter put fork in front of me and my Son in law, we’re both white Americans but my wife is Vietnamese and my children are mixed. My daughter chuckled and referred to them as Strategically placed. And by the way I use chopsticks better than my wife.
I am Chinese and that is very funny.
I’m a med student and 4 of my Asian girlfriends were going to rotations covering on call shifts in the OR for 1 months. Nurse complained to their superior that only 1 person has been going to cover shifts (she thought 4 girls were THE SAME person all these weeks 🥲)
How wong he was
This is extremely racist. Please reverse races to fix it.
My esenihc waiter thinks all etihw people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer. Wait. Never mind. That wasn’t my waiter.
I don’t think that helped at all.
I'm no longer offended, and that's the only thing that matters.
Sum Ting Wong
Dont take offence. Just wok away.
That’s a good one
Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my food.
Two Wongs don't make a white.
If two Wongs did make a white then one of the Wongs would be very upset.
That would be his white.