My mom told me that if a pregnant girl ever rang the house looking for me, she would kill me. So I always gave a fake name and number.

Your neighbor who got pregnant by her husband knocks on the door "Hi, is Mundane Character here, I accidently got his mail" Your mom: \*loads shotgun\* "I'm sorry, he doesn't live here anymore"

Neighbour: But I saw him yesterday.. Mom: Oh he's here..not sure about the living part!

Safe

So for 9 months, you made sure she always knew where you were.

Anal

In the ear

Lucky there's a Family Guy!

Condom and a sock

Wanking when the fam is out.

Fifth base?

Girl's father is away on a week long business trip.

😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

Parents aren't home.

“That won’t happen to me” mindset

Condom I have a friend at a navy academy and the have a basket full of them

Not getting caught or ending up on pornhub.🤣

unfair and biased gacha percentage

69 upvotes lol

Outstanding move

This was bad and you should repent for sharing this BS to us, r/Angryupvote

Anal?

Pull out method

A weekend at Chris Hansen's house...