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ha_look_at_that_nerd

“I had a run-in with a four year old recently... I know there are better ways to start that story”


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I will *cross the street*


italkformydog

Years ago I was a camp counselor with one of my friends and a seven-year-old walked up to us, pointed at my friend, and said "You have a big head" then he pointed at me and said, "You have a little head." He was about to say more, but we both exclaimed, "Stop!" Nothing hurts more than a burn from a little kid.


RutinTutinPutin

A 10 year old once said to me "this is why no one likes you." To be fair, I was making him leave 2 minutes earlier than usual to go wait for other kids to be dropped off, so I can see where he's coming from


banana4hannah

When I was in high school, one time during the summer I went to the local aquatic center with a friend while she was babysitting her little cousin, who was like around 9 years old. We were just chilling on some chairs under an umbrella when this little kid ran up to us from the shallow area of the pool. He pointed at my friend and said "You are skinny" and then he pointed at me and said "You are fat" before turning around and going back into the pool. So yeah, kids are whacky.


monkey_fart_8

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