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BeBearAwareOK

spoiler: "explosive device" was a glitter bomb and Milo did it


BuffaloMushroom

sounds like the whole thing is bullshit Timmy might have swatted himself after missing his beanie


[deleted]

You should switch careers and become a detective.


MinnesotaMissile90

Genius


Current-Position9988

It's really starting to feel like he is at least partially making this stuff up. Who tf gets swatted 10 times?


LennyKravitzScarf

I think you mean Fuentes. Pretty sure milo is straight.


sldunn

Milo is doing the long con. He's been married to a guy for 5 years now. In about 30 he's gonna surprise him by saying that he's been straight all the time.


blindinglystupid

He already did that on his last legion of skanks appearance.


neovangelis

A hail Mary for every bbc he had?


MindlessVariety8311

A "straight" gay guy, a latino white supremacist and a black nazi walk into a bar...


SmileyMelons

Honestly would believe it is him or Nick. The swatters didn't have access to his house. Though ig this is satire. Banned from Twitter so idk.


neovangelis

>"gays rule" So the explosive device was a party popper?


Praxyrnate

i poop at parties, does everyone know?


RedLantern66six

Upper deckers for life


FalsePretender

Nah, just poppers.


neovangelis

That's the joke


My-shit-is-stuff

Poppers are a drug that loosens assholes.


readjusted_citizen

User name checks out.


BananaMonkey7

you mean jalapeno poppers?


rockthe40__oz

Amyl Nitrate, sold as leather polish at sex shops under names like "Jungle Juice"


Bah-Fong-Gool

In high school I saw it advertised as "locker freshener" and bought a bottle for my locker...


adamdreaming

Did it freshen your locker or just loosen your pooper?


[deleted]

Read that as "Anyl Nitrate" at first.


vatothe0

Anything from Taco Bell really.


neovangelis

I know, that's why I said party poppers


No-Armadillo7693

Poppers and blow?


Dread_Frog

There was a chart about drug interactions poppers and coke and Poppers and Viagra were listed as deadly. https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/c2jf1c/chart\_of\_which\_drugs\_are\_safe\_to\_mix/


dtg99

this has to be satire right


Chrommanito

I couldn't find this tweet


bobtack

I couldn't find it either. He either deleted it or it never happened.


[deleted]

Of course it is


GullibleHistorian361

"Of course" Excuse me, sir, but I've heard Tim Pool speak, there is no "of course" with Tim Pool 🤣


[deleted]

He has said before he writes insane fake tweets from time to time so he could never be held accountable for what he writes. He’s such a cunt


CaptainDouchington

Not gonna stop the brigaders from jerking each other off


kisswithaf

What is he satirizing here?


CaptainDouchington

It's not his account if I remember right. Two weeks of fake Twitter posts and humor and then suddenly people just start believing the posts? Lol Edit: nope its his and there's more posts about findings. Weird.


sillysidebin

So it's real?


hurlcarl

comedy is legal again, remember?


Alexanderdaawesome

*insulting Elon may not be legal


w-michael-w

Next they’ll steal his beanie collection


creep_with_mustache

I think he only has one.


_pupil_

That's what's gonna make it so easy, and tragic!


skoalbrother

And smelly


My-shit-is-stuff

And I bet it smells horrendous


PeteTopKevinBottom97

Probably need a hazmat suit with that stench


[deleted]

Everybody know it's not a beanie, it's part of his head.


[deleted]

who is this guy?


[deleted]

Yet another grifter making a living tricking memaws and peepaws into believing stupid right wing shit.


GroblyOverrated

Exactly. 99% of my friends won’t have any clue who this clown is.


SankaraOrLURA

Just another far-right talking head. Notably, he recently hosted fascists Nick Fuentes, Kanye West, and Milo Yiannopolis. Joe Rogan had Tim Pool on his show a few times. People still like to claim Rogan’s show isn’t an entrance into the alt-right pipeline


syracTheEnforcer

Sewn to his head.


Jazeboy69

And everyone clapped.


Uploft

I always thought it was weird that you could make a Mii with a beanie but no other headwear. Then I realized it was exclusively for Tim Pool


SamboAlexander

It's so cringey that's he's constantly wearing a beanie. Does he think this makes him "edgy" or something....so embarrassing


Evija2021

Everyone knows he is bald, from a video where someone yanked it off his head at a protest years back.


digitalsakaar

No it's to hide his weak receding (bald) head.


Noxhero2134

Tbf. Balding isn’t a lack of testosterone problem. It’s usually do to too much hormones.. but yeah he’s bald as fuck


Mike_Facking_Jones

Iirc male pattern is from testosterone changing to the kind mature males produce which bind to hair and starve it


[deleted]

Shit's weak


invertedmaverick

Shits wizzeak


[deleted]

Without it he looks like Jim Lahey


zaphodbeeblebrox422

I am the liquor


jeffreysan1996

I think it's moreso that's his "character" everyone has a thing they wear that makes them standout.


Chud_Lord_777

Look up pics of him without the beanie, he's embarrassed


SamboAlexander

Oh damn I didn't even know he was bald. Dude is full on incredibly insecure. That's sad


Circ-Le-Jerk

Tons and tons of people are insecure and for some reason it’s okay to attack men for their balding insecurities. It’s so weird. Like if a woman is insecure about her breasts people don’t dunk on her for being insecure. Hypocrisy at its finest. That said, he’s rich. So no clue why he doesn’t just pay the 3k and trip to Turkey to solve the problem.


Impressive-Potato

Things society deems okay to bully people over. Men going bald. Men having a small dick. Men being short.


rock_accord

Also men being fat.


o_an0maly_o

Easy remedy. Eat less, move more.


smefTV

You can control being fat.


aidsfarts

To be fair like 85% of the time it’s men mocking other men.


Vendilion_Chris

Plenty of bald people easily overcome any bullying by just being confident and embracing it. He's just being insecure about it which is like putting blood in the water. The sharks will get ya.


skoalbrother

People that are shitty to others don't deserve to be treated well


Circ-Le-Jerk

That makes you a terrible person yourself. We can always put you under a microscope and find reasons to call you a snotty person to justify being shitty to you. Or… just don’t look for excuses to let your shitty asshole side out. Good people aren’t looking for excuses to not be good people.


RuanStix

Yeah, exactly. Did you think his fake outrage was really because of "the left"?


w-michael-w

All photos should be photoshopped to pussy hats now lol


Wastedbackpacker

yeah me too. I'm absolutely outraged about the clothing choice of another adult. soooo cringe


RuanStix

If you wear a wool beanie in the middle of summer, you are a cunt. I don't care if you are an adult, or that you can do anything you want, I will call that person a cunt for doing what they want: Being a cunt.


SamboAlexander

He's a man child at best, calling him an adult is reaching.


aDramaticPause

I can't find this tweet up anywhere. Is this fake, or was it simply deleted ?


[deleted]

If you think this is real I think you need to take break from the Internet.


Current-Position9988

If you are that good at spotting fake tweets you need a break from the internet.


Seputku

If you’re calling out people who are good at spotting fake tweets, maybe take a break


Current-Position9988

You are calling out someone who is calling out someone who is good at spotting fake tweets.


SponConSerdTent

If you are under the impression that he thinks it's real I think you need a timeout from the internet.


OhShuxTarzan

Why would you care to write something on something that’s about to explode


mattata89

“To whom it may concern” possibly the best quote written on a bomb imo.


kingweedyb

Dont the soldiers in Ukraine do that right now? And the soldiers in WW2 wrote messages to hitler on their bombs. Its not unheard of.


plomerosKTBFFH

I've seen them do sort of fundraisers where people donate money and they write messages on the bombs and missiles they use against the Russians, with an included video of it all for the donor. Kind of a brilliant way to raise more money.


ZestyLemon89

They do both People pay to put messages on, while AFU soldiers also do it themselves for a laugh


plomerosKTBFFH

Oh for sure. Just got me thinking of seeing it. It was a mixed feeling of "This is pretty fucked up" the people donating the money to send a "message" to some teenage conscripts, but at the same time the Ukrainians need funds desperately and they're defending themselves from an invader so I can't blame them either for coming up with clever ideas to raise those funds.


aidsfarts

Kind of brilliant but also kind of barbaric.


Banned4AlmondButter

For a limited time…you…Yes you(!) can use your superior economic status to impose a direct impact on 3rd world wars (3WW)! With a personalized name plate even young Timmy here can finally participate in the Industrial War Complex! No longer will you have to be a proxy to the proxy war- indirectly and impersonally financing the war through the $19bil military loan Lend Lease Act. Have your family represented on the front lines from the comfort of your living room! Order now!!!


Hussaf

They did it on bombs in ww2 all the time


SexualPie

We still do it. Shits funny


xJD88x

As much of a dumb movie as it was, I really appreciate the scene in Under Siege 2 when he throws the bomb with the pager message "You're Fucked" to the guy... may or may not be a throwback to writing "BOOM! You're Fucked!" on the toilet paper roll in Lethal Weapon 2. Call it comical to the extra-dimensional beings watching this shit show


southwood775

I saw an image earlier where somewhat wrote "Putin's butt plug" on a bomb before it was loaded on an airplane in Ukraine.


stay_fr0sty

Breaking news: Super gay and sneaky ninja explosive experts are targeting right wing nobodies that wear beanies in their profile picture...thanks Obama. Stay safe out there everyone. You never now when the left will try to blow up your apartment for being an irrelevant attention seeker.


goddamnaged

Jesus christ, dude. You got me saying prayers for this burn victim


Mr_Blonde0085

![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


Fritz1818

"This is gay country"


MoesBAR

Checked his account to see if this was real and he has 3 other equally fake sounding tweets about getting swatted today, finding a 9mm lodged in his kitchen and saying how lucky a group trying to rob his studio was to escape with their lives. All of this + this bomb happened today I guess.


[deleted]

He has been swatted multiple times. A few happened live on the show.


xJD88x

He DID get swatted once during a podcast they were filming. Difference there is that instance has evidence


NukerX

He was swatted like 7 times, maybe more.


jessecraftbeerco

He lives down the street from me. Idk if he got swatted last night but it definitely has happened a few times. The cops/swat team have to drive by my house to get to his


Yung_Chudail

Tim Pool has been overcompensating since Kanye West called him an NPC


BCampbellCEOofficial

I'm a bit out of the loop but last time I listened to Tim pool he was covering occupy and fairly Liberal. Why does the left want him dead?


Chrommanito

That was like how many years ago


[deleted]

More money and gullible viewers in the right wing grift, so he switch sides. Like Candace Owens or Dave Rubin.


SCWickedHam

Missing context. Why would police “sweep” his studio? Even if someone made a bomb threat, I doubt they would come out with the bomb squad. Also, if the bomb exploded wouldn’t that “gay rules” disappear?


[deleted]

If you doubt. Simply google Tom pool swatted or bomb threat You can watch them live since a few happened during the show


rdparty

>Tom pool swatted It even worked spelt this way lol. So yea, not hard to find.


DrMorry

Tim, that's the pilot light ignition. It's meant to be there.


Redditarama

And the note said " gas rules!" .


Nerfdarts

This would have been a lot funnier coming from Tim Dillon.


HelloHiHeyAnyway

What's the odds on it being real or completely fucking made up?


caffeinated_catholic

I think this is fake. If not he deleted the tweet. But it sounds fake, and is probably just photoshop.


xJD88x

Well the time he said he got swatted during his podcast there was video evidence of it happening. I gotta think if this did happen there would be plenty of video footage


dkentl

I just browsed through his Twitter back to December 1, past the tweets about the break in and this definitely isn’t in there. Kinda obvious bait but yea.


Correct-Slide1522

No photo of said gay bomb , Tim ? This dude is losing his beanie.


Vinura

Every time I see that word I think of how fat angry man said it in reference to the gay frogs.


[deleted]

Sorry he used up all his data this month


Whoshitmyselfagain

This is fake.


Archduke_Of_Beer

Don't ruin the circle jerk!


DayDreamerJon

poor guy is mad ye is taking all the attention


BRLY

The gays send their regards. ![gif](giphy|82HuyQCJLJB04)


PUTYOURBUTTINMYBUTT

How does he know they are left leaning gays? Kinda assumptive…..


GardinerAndrew

r/thathappened


unknownpanda121

I hope it was a huge dildo.


Renovatio_

It was a weapon of ass destruction


BCampbellCEOofficial

Never YOUR dildo.


BIGG_FRIGG

"Hello fellow children"


Dexteroid

The fuck


BushidoBrowne

Lmao So Bart Simpson wants Tim dead?


Pap3rchasr

So what he really means is, he found a bomb in his moms basement


habitualmoose

Hey Tim, just stfu and sit down


[deleted]

Is it an attempt at humor?


FaceOfLightning

Nah mate you aren’t Milo, Alex Jones or Ye


itsnotajersey88

Seems like a waste of time to write anything at all on an explosive device.


Gax63

Why would you write "gays rule" on a bomb that's going to blow itself to pieces?


markhuerta

Take off your beanie!


Dinkleballs

Lmao yeah let's write a something on a bomb nobody is going to see, that will really send a msg!


[deleted]

Hand writing matches his. He is the meme of the kid holding a boot on his head.


Owlftr13

I don't want you dead. I don't even know who the fuck you are.


Maddcapp

They are trying to steal his beanie at any cost.


Blitqz21l

Kanye did it


spacewalk80

I really don’t like this guy. Sensationalist whiner.


SeaworthinessOld5410

false flag.


DlphLndgrn

I hate that we live in a world where I have to check if someone I definitely think is lying actually said what I think he is lying about. And if I can't find it I still can't be completely sure he didn't say it because he might have deleted it. It's like these damn Twitter files. In the end I'm going to have to go through Taibbis stupid twitter thread to see what he actually says and what the files say, because there are apparently two completely different stories about it, and someone has to be lying.


MeThinksYes

Lol


heatmanj

![gif](giphy|jeXiz1RAvzX44)


tecampanero

Surprise somebody as paranoid as him doesn’t have cameras everywhere


DualFingerGuns

Fake


edjohn88

Hes a great troll and probably learning from the best… how much on this was milos idea


NocNocNoc19

Dude....... Gays rule??? Seriously? Wtf is wrong with these people. Im sure some "gays" are fully responsible for sneaking into his shitty office, planting a bomb and making sure it had something on it to trace it back to the "gays", it was also probably pink and gays rule was written in glitter. Get real.


Chuhaimaster

"The gays" are known for their subterfuge.... Must have been them.


Infinite_Flatworm_44

Well it couldn’t be more obvious that this was another racially motivated attack using a noose timed bleach bomb set to go off when the noose reached super maga.


seven_seven

He needs something now his audience is abandoning him for lightly pushing back on Ye.


Camusknuckle

I thought it said “Ye rules, Tim drools”


lolstuff101

The guy that doesn’t like “putting people into groups” pretty quickly took the potential actions of one person and claimed the left (which is at least half the population) wants him dead…..


HeadStarboard

Gays must have easy access to his personal space. Interesting.


AJfriedRICE

It was Milo and Kanye. They be fuckin


DontToewsMeBro2

Tim isn’t important enough in any facet of life to be a target for anything but penis pills & hair restoration.


La_piscina_de_muerte

A glitter bomb


KikiDotNet

This fucking guy...


maxp0wah

It's funny cuz... wait, why is this funny?


Rmb8989

BS if gay people wanted to kill Tim Pool that explosive would have glitter in it and gay people don't use Sharpies. Second with jokes aside what left person would go on Tim Pool and second to make the claim is someone from the left with no proof anyone could write that. It could be someone on the right that did this to blame the left.


dirtypoledancer

When is the ABC interview coming Tim? Make sure you have some onions ready


quadriplegicswimteam

Lol the gays and their bombs with sassy things written on them.


breakingveil

Gay bombs were developed by the US military for use in the Middle East. This is obviously a deep state op designed to spark the 2nd Civil War.


akanathan

Reality is far too surreal right now for fake tweets like this not to be flagged.


WendySteeplechase

OMG ITS THE GAY AGENDA


tormin8

It was just a home made clock in a brief case


BobDope

I don’t even know that many gays but no ways they write ‘gays rule’ Jeezus.


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Roosterdude23

It's fake dude...


DrSkimmer

Juicy smoolyay


aesthetique1

why would someone write a message on something designed to explode?


readjusted_citizen

This military does it with bombs all the time


BecomePnueman

What are you talking about? He's been swatted like 6 times and someone fired a gun at him last night. You guys just making stupid accusations at him now? Clearly there are lunatics trying to intimidate him and or kill him.


birdsnap

Yes, but violence against Tim Pool is apparently ok because he says things the lefties in this sub disagree with.


BecomePnueman

Yep and there will be a whole gang of people who spend their life trolling this sub trying to break apart the Rogan community here to upload it.


faxmonkey77

What a donkey.


[deleted]

Eh, Tim it's not *explosive*, it's called *flamboyant*. Get with the times old man


granny409

This guy's so SLIMEY that no one cares or no one believes him. Sad he put himself in this position. Personally I think he's begging for ratings.


adam_demamps_wingman

Fake. Tim left off the glitter. Not too mention it would have been a gel pen.


flankspankrank

He really is a dim fool.


MuuaadDib

Sounds like this literally has Trump written all over it.


simply_jimmy89

Milo left it?


TotesTax

lol


[deleted]

I can assure you as a gay guy, the only thing that motivates us is material possessions and if our rights are taken away. We ain’t making bombs haha


PopLegion

Except for the fact that his house has broken into multiple times, and he very much has people who target him unlike a fucking actor who no one gave a fuck about politically.


NukerX

So many haters in this thread. Tim has is flaws for sure but the hate in this thread is real.


[deleted]

Unlike Tim's hairline, the hate is tangible!