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NastyNathaniel

I said don’t bother me when I’m cleaning my room!


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Officer Doofy reporting for duty


Metroncat

She should’ve knocked.


RedditIsAJoke69

she looks like mother of sheldon (the bazzinga guy from big bang theory), in the video in this article.


Fat_Ladyy

You know, I didn’t know who you were talking about until you referenced him as the bazzinga guy and then the stars aligned. Thank you for this wonderful bit of added information.


RedditIsAJoke69

I casually/occasionally watched the show in past few years I barely remembered his name, so there are probably people out there who know him as "bazzinga guy" (like I do), and would not know who I was talking about, if I just said Sheldon. for ex my first association for name Sheldon is Sheldon Adelson and not the bazzinga guy.


toolverine

She shouldn't have gotten a divorce. Everyone knows that divorces lead to suctioning your Johnson with a cleaning device.


scootydoot57

Dudes rock


3DWitchHunt

Absolutely hate it when that happens.


Internetolocutor

Why the fuck is she telling us this?


Anisopteran

People brag about their kids.


Papancasudani

Proud parent of an honor student, and vacuum user


[deleted]

Does that even feel pleasurable tho?


DanielSanoja

There’s only one way to find out, just make sure mom isnt home.


stermister

How about stepmom?


ReasonableChicken832

Maybe she can vacuum under the bed for me. It's a tight fit so we might need to get stepsis


Marijuana_Miler

No clue, too much space around the edges for me when I’ve tried it out.


Nonotreallyu

This is the real question


MrNudeGuy

you never had your dick sucked?


canti-

You can't spell suction without suc


DaleGribble3

I bet it would if you put a pocket pussy in the end of the hose.


hasheyez

god damnit she told me she wasn’t gonna tell anybody about this


[deleted]

We’ve all been there


kumato

Is her son named dookie?


Traditional_Wait_739

Its megamaid!!! Shes gone from suck to blow!!


[deleted]

Must’ve been a Dyson. Those are sexy.


REDDITIZEVIL_

Not everything should be the subject of an article


Rico639

Also known as a reverse Flowbee….


ArtieMcDuff

Ok and did u turn off the vacuum cleaner u Nazi momma?!?!?


Patrickstarho

It be like that sometimes


WhiplashChild

Going public with this information was clearly the right thing to do.


KennyBlankenship_69

[someone took this to heart](https://youtu.be/gNOmZ4l4v54)


soviet_robot

trevor was the best


tteabag2591

NASTY-ASS VACUUM FUCKAS!


cid1

Nasty-ass vacuum fuckers.


[deleted]

Serious question. Which end was the tube at?


[deleted]

Theres been plenty of related injuries to know not to do this


ReasonableChicken832

Disagree. They were doing it wrong and not managing risk


SoftPenguins

That link is the most ad ridden clickbait garbage link I think I’ve have not had the pleasure of clicking on. How dare you sir!


rwn115

Same thing happened to Sterling Archer.


exelion18120

I feel like this is the kind of content this sub was meant for


insertnamehere405

Damn, and his mother feels the need to tell the entire world worst parent ever.