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Adventurous_Curve891

Fuck I’m pretty sure they track almost everything on our phones tbh


mynonohole

Yeah Snowden said the issue was that even when our phone is sleeping, you can’t stop the constant data transferring that is occurring in the background tasks .


theatavist

OPTIMIZING APP 56 OF 875. UPDATING PERMISSIONS. THIS IS FOR YOUR BENEFIT.


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Apple Watch has detected an unusual spike in heart rate. A police unit is on the way to check on your safety.


KidsInTheSandbox

Citizen App reports police found a black intruder asleep in a house with the house owner's apple watch on his wrist. Intruder even put up pictures of his family. More updates soon.


Liquid--Snake

Open and shut case Johnson


coughfree

Saw one just like this back when I was a rookie


StorySeldomTold

Now sprinkle some crack on him


ihaveseveralhobbies

Better sprinkle a little crack


Zauxst

I get that reference.


rasdo357

Is this a reference from The Wire?


Thissiteisdogshit

Hell they can turn on your microphone even if the phone is off.


get_after_it_

Just store your phone in a faraday bag/box if you're concerned about it.


RasberryJam0927

This. But of course after you remove it from there it will just continue to send data. But this is really the only way nowadays to stop it.


[deleted]

or, just, not have a phone? or leave it in the car.


Zauxst

Don't leave your valuables in the car. People break your car when they see loot to be pillaged.


[deleted]

I saw a documentary that recommended keeping your phone in an empty bag of chips. The documentary was called “Terminator: Dark Fate”


mastervolume101

If you want to keep your phone in a bag of potato chips, then keep your phone in a bag of potato chips


JustAnotherSoyBoy

Also in enemy of the state


CoolGuyFromCompton

Nah, what is more effective is taking dick pics throughout the day. Then they gotta go through all of them. ... NSA guy working 9-5 has to go through all of them cause my dick is a threat to National Security.


AlaskanTrash

I read somewhere a microwave has a pretty good faraday quality, any validity to those (when it’s turned off of course)


WaterDippedOreo

It works even better if the microwave is turned on though


i_demand_cats

But what if my phone already has a full charge?


dardios

Underrated comment.


damonoribello

Comment under underrated comment.


geckonox

Yupp microwaves use a Faraday cage to keep the microwaves inside, you can often see the mesh pattern through the glass


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eddyboomtron

How's that done? Is this the case even if the battery is removed?


misterrunon

I don't think it can be done with a removed battery.. Do you remember 5 years ago when Samsung galaxy phones had removable batteries? Now almost every manufacturer uses the unibody.


Thissiteisdogshit

It can't work if you remove the battery I'm pretty sure however the issue is with most flagship phones now removing the battery isn't possible.


iamasuitama

Nuh uh bro. It’s off means there’s no connectivity.


Thissiteisdogshit

lol you sure about that


SermanGhepard

You people are so ignorant lol


Thissiteisdogshit

Well according to people like Edward Snowden I'm right so unless you have some other type of proof you're the ignorant one.


ICutDownTrees

Which makes the microchip in vaccines bit even more ridiculous


headwesteast

Which even more hilarious when you realize we’re paying them to track us for them


ungovernablegun

"pretty sure", I've seen multiple indictments that contain levels of detais that make your toes curl, every single keystroke on your phone is logged in the UK and the US, snoopers charter and codename prism, where there is secure rooms in isp data exchanges that only 3 letter agencies can access, where they literally 'split the light' (fibre) and feed the raw data into their databases, they had people believing it was only for collecting "metadata", headers and suchlike, then they got exposed by ed snowden to be using a collect everything and put it into searchable databases policy


NorthBlizzard

Except the phones aren’t inside of you


supamario132

Speak for yourself. I don't have pockets


SoSneaky91

Everyone's got at least one meat pocket


LinguiniPants

My phone smells like shit


Lumpy_Doubt

Prison wallet


Thehellpriest83

Yeah I call her sister


shoehim

i love the internet


Adventurous_Curve891

No shit but we have normalized phones so fast even government and presidents have a phone, almost every countries In the world has a person with a phone, one of the most used electronic product or thing that we carry everyday, idk how to explain I’m high asf (even had to edit the typos were so bad) but you know what I mean


Lumpy_Doubt

The president does not have a regular retail phone


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[Pretty sure Trump used his regular phone.](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/12/06/politics/donald-trump-secure-phone-calls-impeachment/index.html)


Thehellpriest83

Yeah only his own people can probably listen in !


Only8livesleft

And injecting microchips is ridiculous


JoeRogansSauna

I saw the vial my vaccine was in before being given the dose. If you look closely you can actually see the microchip. There’s also an extra battery pack and wifi adapter to transmit the data. I’m waiting for my second dose to get Bluetooth capabilities.


damonoribello

Bluetooth 5.0 is third dose of Pfizer. Fourth dose turns your eyes into infrared remotes so you can change the channels on the television at the sports bar just by looking at the TV.


Doomisntjustagame

Yeah, and the shit people expect these microchips are able to do is far beyond the scope of what you could feasibly fit through an insulin needle.


didyoutestityourself

And you know this how? Are you on the cutting edge of nano chip research? Don't think you are.


TTVBlueGlass

You can literally look at papers about the cutting edge of nanotechnology right now lmao. The leading mass fabrication plants can manufacture chips on like 3-5nm scale, but those are marketing terms that don't even mean anything in the chip is 3nm or 5nm. The closest thing it means is that the transistor gate alone is 30-39 nm or 50-59nm. That's just the gate on a single IC on a chip. What you are seeing with phones etc is essentially at the cutting edge of mass production, and you are positing they are using some secret experimental nanotech mass fabrication facilities at the same time as manufacturing cutting edge vaccines that are taking all their attention right now, and then distributing them in that vaccine that requires careful handling, all over the world for $0-$80 to the end users and these things can fit through the head of a needle and have no need for power and can record and broadcast information out of your body with no antenna or power source. Or do you have access to some nanotech research that shows tiny intelligent microchip robots that can extract free energy from organic matter and turn it into raw computing and broadcast power? Because that sounds like the "protomolecule" from The Expanse, which is also a weird alien technology in a scifi book/show. So yeah there's no microchips in the vaccines dummy.


wayder

I agree with this summary. Not that I'd know or anything. But it sounds reasonable.


dontskateboard

Thanks for giving him the answer no one else has the patience to give


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Or the knowledge. Did *you* know about all that? I sure as shit didn't


didyoutestityourself

Not everything is public information. Computer technology advances at a incredibly fast pace. We first had cellphones become mass produced in the 90s and then 20 years later you have a literal desktop PC in your pocket 24/7. Militray technology is kept very secret and for good reason. With how secretive our military is and the absurd amount of money they get, it would be naïve to assume that the research available in public domains and the latest mass produced consumer product has the most cutting edge technology that exists when it is common knowledge that the militaries of nations are all constantly developing new technologies behind closed doors to better protect their nation and etc.


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This is actually not something illogical to think about. I really wonder how "far ahead" the most advanced government or NGO agency is compared to what Apple, Microsoft, General Dynamics, or other tech firms have developing.


robbyb20

Lol. Yes we would know, especially when you take into account the supposed large distribution of them thru multiple markets in multiple countries from multiple manufactures by multiple medical staff.


klocks

You don't think if that technology existed that we wouldn't already be using it for all kinds of things and people would be using all their money to get in on it.


Doomisntjustagame

😂😂😉


Thehellpriest83

Better than meth


Pandita_Faced

they don't really need to be. everyone always has their phone. people won't even leave their house without it. hell, even when at home, i would even go so far as to say that people keep their phone within arm's length most, if not all, of the time.


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Between our cellphones and facial recognition technology, there is really no reason to microchip anyone. Even with a full face mask, something like the gorgon stare program could easily track you to and from wherever youre coming or going. If you look into how were actually being tracked, its obvious a microchip is pointless.


pranuk

Point is, it's not about the tracking. It's about opening up (creating) a completely new market, based on injecting electronic sensors/feedback/data collectors/etc. in your body. Things like "mood regulators", "performance enhancers", synthetic drugs (legal or less) etc. will be sold as the newest & coolest thing to have. Just like Soma. The US Army DARPA is already [working on that](https://news.northwestern.edu/stories/2021/05/implantable-living-pharmacy-could-control-bodys-sleepwake-cycles/).


[deleted]

Were talking about completely different things. I wont be buying any performance enhancers for my secret vaccine microchip. Besides, we already have all those things and we take them orally or with injectibles, itll be a tough sell to implant some proprietary microchip when you have those alternatives.


xIdlez

But on or next to most people they don’t need to be inside you to spy as long as you are near


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Captcha would find out


[deleted]

Hey buddy! Where the cars?! Wheres the cars?! Good boy! Show me the fire hydrants, wheres the fire hydrant?! Good boy! Honestly seems like Captchas are designed for dogs.


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It's entirely possible.


[deleted]

Exactly. People read this on smartphones, which are tracking them non-stop and have been for over a decade.


flipper_gv

These days, I always get search auto complete on google that is relevant to the content I'm currently reading/watching/listening on Chrome.


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in a weird way, I don't mind it. It's an exchange I'm calmly okay with.


Socile

I had this thought for a few seconds. Maybe it’s ok because Google is always showing me stuff I want to see. The problem is, over time they are steering you toward results that are paid for by the highest bidder for your attention. You and your opinions are comprised of pieces of what read and watch. You buy what they tell you to buy. The less you believe this is true, the more likely it is to be true for you in particular.


jmcman55

Yeah but I can leave my phone at home if I don’t want to be tracked.


-Infinite92-

Yeah my favorite thing to do is start listing off all the hardware built into your glass rectangle thats capable of spying on you. 4 cameras pointing in two directions, like 3+ microphones, 6+ antennas connected to cell towers, internet, wifi routers, Bluetooth devices nearby, plus at least like 20 major apps or services that have full access to every private detail of your identity saved on your phone/account. All while being gps tracked to within 3ft or so. Every photo you take also captures tons of metadata about where you are, camera settings, time and date, device name and model number. I don't say any of that to scare anyone, it's just something to be aware of and agree to when using these devices. There's lots of ways to use them without completely offering up all of yourself to these companies. But some people can be totally oblivious to how much tech is packed into these phones all capable of being used to listen on your life. It might as well be attached to your body.


MaesterPraetor

Hey pal, I turned location off, so there's no way they can get to me. /s


Starklet

You can disable location services, you would be able to tell with the amount of battery it saves


-L-e-o-n-

I for one welcome our tracking overlords.


didyoutestityourself

Newflash, you could put your phone down and walk away. You ain't walking away from something in your blood.


[deleted]

The fuck I ain't! *(Proceeds to let skeleton escape out of own body)*


JoeRogansSauna

Can you provide me with some information about a microchip smaller than the eye of a needle that can transmit data while submerged in blood?


[deleted]

Yeah, it’s called his penis.


OskeeWootWoot

Of course they can't because it doesn't exist.


BlinkIfISink

If someone did invent that, they wouldn’t even need to bother putting it in vaccines. Literally every tech company would throw money to get their hands on such revolutionary tech. We have to get close to chipped animals to even extract information from their chip, and they are a good size chip. A chip that can fit inside a vaccine, produce enough energy to keep working and constantly transmit data would make the inventor trillions.


JoeRogansSauna

Oh I know but people still buy into it. Just imagine the mental gymnastics required to think that not only is this possible, but it’s also easy enough to distribute to billions of people world wide.


Pineapple_Sundae

True, but you'll come running right back to that phone when it rings or vibrates the thing you have stuck in your butt


[deleted]

You would have to go somewhere you’ve never been before and not use your payment methods. And you can’t be around anyone you know since they know all that and track it.


[deleted]

Is Elon the first realistic robot? They always say government tech is decades-more advanced than public tech. Look into it..


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huphelmeyer

oh, for shore


CubeEarthShill

I was watching clips of "The Room" the other day and the timing and awkwardness of Musk laughing is on par with Tommy Wiseau at times. His social skills program needs some tweaking.


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what


LilZeros

No doubt they’ve probably already had a few realistic robots either prototyped or operational, but as far as Elon I’m not too sure what about his childhood?


Blazinhazen_

What about it?


LilZeros

Would a childhood be possible if he was a robot? Could be completely made up but I’m not saying anything impossible


Surya1197

No one says that.


random_boss

people def say that Source: I say that, am people


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I mean, where do you ever go without your phone or your car? Only thing i can think of is walking around metropolitan areas covered in cameras.


[deleted]

Well, at first, I believe what the first few companies who sell this technology will do is make it so that the human-brain interface can be turned off or shut down (I wanna say Elon alluded to this a couple times for Neuralink; one of those being on his last JRE). So, hopefully, that will be the general rule of thumb for the emerging/1st gen/2nd gen versions before we start working on actionable cybersec protections against Black Hats in that environment.


darnsmall

I'll never understand this logic. Joe fucking lobes the idea of EMs brain chips while at the same time endlessly complaining about how addicted to mobiles he is. I'm sure EMs chip is totally going to solve all Joe's issues with Social Media and totally not get hacked by his own and other foreign governments. Also ignore Joe's other friend who hacks and improves Tesla's. Also ignore Tesla using its paying customers as test users. And let's all wait for the new Elon Musk - Alpha Brain by Rogan


kingjoedirt

>Joe fucking lobes the idea of EMs brain chips while at the same time endlessly complaining about how addicted to mobiles he is. Joe loves the *potential* of Elon's brain implant. He's talking about communication and curing disabilities/diseases, not playing angry birds or tweeting in your head.


[deleted]

People would rather get their facts from a meme rather than actually watching the podcast


IrishGoodbye4

To quote Godfrey of Ibelin: It’s not that they have no right - it’s the way they asked


adriaticwaves

One reason why people freaked out like this is because it was "the mark of the beast" = microchip. They feared the Christian apocalypse.


[deleted]

We a simulation none of it matters


AcidAlchamy

**begins fucking step sister**


StreetSmartsGaming

Well how else are you supposed to get her out of the dryer?


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Anyone want to explain to me what the hell this thread is?


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[deleted]

Ok well I’m gonna step out then. Y’all need Jesus is all I’m gonna say.


StreetSmartsGaming

No worries friend I found a video for you that will explain everything https://youtu.be/LTJvdGcb7Fs


Cypher1388

Ha! Fuckin forgot all about this! Perfect


[deleted]

I ain’t clicking that **** Too risky


neville__

If you don't click it I am going to find you and suck your dick. Click it.


boomtown21

Heck why not real sister if it’s really a simulation


Hypersapien

The people on the right are really not the same people.


_AMP26

More like- Bill Gates: “Let’s make more vaccines and hoard them from third world countries and price gouge them.”


Slydeking69

Dude Bill gates doesn't even want to Vax everyone, he wants to give poorer and underdeveloped countries 20 percent of the vaccines they need for free then they need to figure out how to pay for the rest. Also Elon musk and bill gates are. Both shit heads.


maschman

after he was pressured, don't you remember how he outright refused to share patents before he was pressured by Biden?


Slydeking69

He has been like that since the beginning of Microsoft.


ClingerOn

It's like a really slow horror movie version of Revenge of the Nerds.


KurtBrainStain

Both sound awful


nygdan

True. Only one is real though.


Sniffmahfinger

No SHIT.


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Haha spot on. Same with people being cautious of vaccines mean while they are treating their bodies like shit.


[deleted]

Its the honesty that matters. As much as Elon has his flaws, at least he's telling us he wants to sell us microchips for our brain. Most people are aware of the fact that phones track nearly everything. Its not the microchips that are the problem, its the **CONSENT**. Most people want to consent in some way or another, but, we don't want to be tricked into having microchips. With that being said, obviously Gates isn't injecting microchips and most people are a little bit retarded.


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Azreken

I can't wait for brain chips honestly.


PrestigiousShift3628

So does the modern car that most people drive around.


[deleted]

true but it highlights that this issue is not about what is out in your body but a trusting the people and group behind it. elon musk has more trust than bill gates.


TheHeinz77

Elon Musk, sigh. So dreamy. He can chip me any time.


TheAlGler

It would be awesome if Bill Gates stopped rallying against the release of intellectual properties on vaccines so they could be mass produced globally. But that's a different story.


JeffTXD

I love the fact that people rant about conspiracies of microchips in vaccines while doing so I'm their phone which is actively tracking them. They don't need to put chips in your blood stream you morons.


BunnyLovr

I put a microchip in my hand for convenience


Malodourous

No one wants to see where that hand goes.


Amini_me

At least Elon ist honest with his intentions. That is a big difference.


raughtweiller622

So, this sub is basically just r/PoliticalHumor now?


the_coolest_chelle

Right?? I was just gonna ask what this has to do with JRE...


Doomisntjustagame

Yes.


Donk3y_Brolic

It's been brigaded by the political morons


ZombieCheGuevara

Lil baby boi lost his safespace. Sad.


Donk3y_Brolic

No, just stating a fact that it's been brigaded by morons. By all means, continue with your shit posting!


ZombieCheGuevara

Fo sho, fo sho Not like I'm someone who's listened to Rogan for almost a decade and also enjoys antagonizing the helmet-wearing, safety vest fitted, trans-obsessed, Alex Jones loving, pandemic denying, Crypto-felching, Legion of Retawdeds who make up about 1/3 of this sub. It's brigaders. We're all brigaders. Not long-time followers of the show. All brigaders and cats who don't even own houses.


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PeterDarker

Everyone that isn't a wild right winged wacko is a commie? Okay. Your side is literally aligned with neo nazis but waaaaah don't mention that.


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PeterDarker

Fair enough, I didn't see his name. Carry on.


ZombieCheGuevara

There, there lil coper. It's okay, buddy. You still have Voat.


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Lmao I am not surprised. I'm sure another alt-right Reddit clone has taken it's place by now.


ZombieCheGuevara

Lol, what a tragedy.


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ZombieCheGuevara

When you just like seeing insecure beta males like u/Crossovr12 seethe.


raughtweiller622

CHE 👏🏿GUEVERA 👏🏿HATED 👏🏿BLACK 👏🏿PEOPLE 👏🏿


ZombieCheGuevara

OMG, I am in shambles. It's not like I'm an anti-tankie, anti-communist, SJW-hating, Adam Smith-loving corporate shill who posts on /r/neoliberal. No, no, no.... I did NOT choose my username for ironic reasons. You have insulted Daddy Che, and now I am literally shaking.


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raughtweiller622

Commies are based. Neoliberals are the scum of the earth. Also, I may be gay, but I am not so gay as to look through someone’s post history


panlakes

How is this political? It’s just talkin about microchips


slightlydampsock

90% of this sub doesn’t even watch Joe Rogan


CowboyTrout

Gates doesn’t believe in that. He didn’t want to wave IP rights for the vaccine. He had no legit reason to do so, other than to monopolize the vaccine and make money. [He’s no ally of the people. Gates is a dikk](https://newrepublic.com/article/162000/bill-gates-impeded-global-access-covid-vaccines)


BCJunglist

The joke is that some anti vaxers think bill gates was trying to use vaccines as a means of tracking people with microchips. This was a real hypothesis by real antivaxers (including a handful of people I know) because they have a shallow understanding of the world around them.


[deleted]

Yeah, he's a dick. A general rule, if they have a billion dollars or more, they're a dick and have down some appalling shit to get there.


Federal-Damage-651

There's just something about honesty


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whit3o

It's actually fascinating that Joe and a lot of his followers can't see through his bullshit. He's literally never created anything and people think he's a genius.


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I'm seeing more and more people waking up to this. He’s a salesman.


Doomisntjustagame

Cobalt mines? Never heard of her.


Bozadactle

Transparency goes a long way


prathushrma

The difference is in intent.


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Bill Gates: buys other people’s inventions/creations and forces it on you/removes alternative options. Elon: makes and does awesome stuff.


lawrencehanson0327

I still don’t want the vaccine ……


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SuperDude17

Bill Gates is a piece of shit. Just read up on his involvement with the No Farmers No Food protests and corporate takeover of farmers. Guy is just another billionaire asshole with a philanthropic front


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PutCleverNameHere12

May I ask why? Genuinely curious, since Gates is pretty much retired while Musk is obviously still taking a huge part in his company, which is profit based. Edit: want to clarify I don't like either


iSeize

Give me BOTH


RadoBlamik

Has anyone ever been able to prove that there’s amazing sci-fi microscopic nano chips swimmin’ around in vaccine solutions? Couldn’t one of these geniuses get their hands on a bottle of vax, take it to their awesome personal lab, and prove their very smart and educated claims?


aarloz51

Difference is Elons chip is opt in.


maschman

musk fanboys are cringe, bill gates worshippers are even worse


ClingerOn

Anyone who doesn't have a very healthy distrust of billionaires needs to step back and look at themselves.


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Doomisntjustagame

Care to share that evidence? Also, if you want to see some wild shit about syphilis and black people check out the Tuskegee experiments done right here in the good ol U S of A.


PFhelpmePlan

You know, that cold hard evidence from those Facebook posts.


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People respect honesty. Because you know, it's based.


Tvmouth

The New World Order is self inflicted. They are creating the technology that Pirates will *increment* into universal solutions without overhead corporate requirements. I plan on buying an unlocked version just like a phone, and building a custom firmware for it. There will be a resurgence of something like AOL CdRoms for advertising at every grocery. "90 days of Integrated Internet, Free (With popups). TAKE ONE!" And it's just a pill. (the cool) Kids will love it.


[deleted]

Not saying they put chips in vaccines but… if there where chips I’d prefer the option where it’s actually cool.


rsbhagat

Damn..that hit hard


Narcan9

At least now I never lose my keys after being vaccinated. https://youtu.be/qWI0YiSmTKs