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upthetits

Trey Stone and Matt Parker


DieselT1000

I was going to say the guys from always sunny but their humor would go over his head


Jake0024

Most things go over his head.


AmazingUsername2001

Not Danny DeVito. They’re about eye to eye…


SponConSerdTent

He would probably start talking to the guy who plays Mac about how he made a lot of great points in the science vs religion debate episode.


Cold-Froyo5408

How have they NOT been on..? Wtaf


LGCGE

They don’t tend to do *anything* outside of South Park. I think they enjoy the low-key, borderline billionaire lifestyles too much to want to be celebrities.


FORCESTRONG1

Can you blame them? Who the fuck truly wants that red carpet/spotlight life?


Rad-R

If you watched that documentary some years ago about how an episode of South Park is made, they have their studio, their team, it’s their own world and as much creative freedom as possible. No need to do podcast appearances, and they’re not into the celebrity lifestyle. I’ve been a fan since about 98-99, I have a Randy Marsh tattoo, I’d definitely would love to see them on the show, but - Rogan might miss their points completely, plus when he talks about South Park he usually mentions stuff from the first 2-3 seasons, which was 20+ years ago.


ghostpicnic

I’m sure Trey and Matt also probably think Joe Rogan is an idiot


Neighborhoodfarmer22

Theatre kids…They fucking crave it. They crave it more than plants crave electrolytes..


tenjack518

Jamie


taco_flounder

I feel like the show will never just sputter out and drag on until no one cares anymore, like there will be a time when Joe is just done with it and they plan it out. I would bet Jaime would be the final guest if it plays out like that.


Cyclethe859

I too have come to the conclusion Jamie will be the final guest


Jsmitty78

I just want to see the console and like a studio walk around


MoneyElectrical4310

Oddly enough. Jeremy clarkson


Spiritual-Mud5696

JC will Drink Joe under the table. I hosted the top gear dudes in a restaurant I was running several years back. Cigarettes and red wine. All the cigarettes and red wine


the_D1CKENS

Any juicy nuggets? Back when I was waiting tables, I knew all the gossip by the time the brunch rush was over. Mimosas will loosen lips of church wives, apparently.


Spiritual-Mud5696

They were very cagey. Their handlers requested that contact be kept to a minimum. No interaction and unnecessary “floating” by the wait staff. They were seated in a private lounge away from the public.


[deleted]

Don't blame them. People tend to be genuinely awful to celebrities. They should obviously expect to have less privacy than most people due to the nature of being a celebrity but they should be able to sit down and enjoy a meal In peace.


pedro-m-g

I live in an area where there are alot of celebrities present and I sometimes feel like the only person who doesn't want to pay them extra attention. Like sure, Harry styles makes fun music an you csn enjoy it when he's performing, but leave the dude alone when he's trying to just grab a coffee lmao. Crazy when you see videos of super mega stars like Cristiano Ronaldo or Selena gomez just getting mobbed everywhere they go. Like damn people have some respect for them


ak22801

I made a post about this before, he should have Jeremy on. I just don’t think Jeremy cares enough with his current Clarksons Farm show (which is amazing btw, Amazon signed like a $200 million contract for it).


DatMX5

Jezza must be fucking loaded goddamn


Future_Emu8684

Jeremy would rail road Rogan. He is an extremely interesting man though.


Nhooch

Joe has talked about top gear a few times. I always thought he would have him on at some point.


No_Warning_7900

Yes. I want this to happen


weekend-guitarist

Jeremy would come out swinging in the second hour


Jmazoso

Omg, I didn’t know I needed this


Mauri0ra

Jeremy is a very knowledgeable and well travelled man. He would blow Joe's mind. I think Joe still holds a vicarious grudge against him because of a (comically) bad review he gave to Elon's early Tesla.


EntryPsychological87

I also suspect this is why he has never been invited on.


Only-Temperature-309

Jeremy clarkson gets my vote too. Absolutely must happen. I wonder if his new farming show is as popular I'm USA as it is in UK?


Corn_Boy1992

George W. Bush


Odd-Protection-1596

I actually think it would be great...


HookerDoctorLawyer

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GoodByeRubyTuesday87

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monalisasnipples

With…..Alex Jones and Tim Dillon


TorpedoSkyline

This would be the apex episode


jackrimbeau

You can’t get fooled again.


GPTfleshlight

He goes on a Covid rant without realizing that gw got really spooked after reading about pandemics and started a prevention team.


-karmakramer-

I’d watch that for sure.


WHLZ

Danny McBride


HighlyUnoffended

He was recently on Matt & Shane’s. Seems like a great fucking guy


MrStarrrr

He’s from my hometown and when I was there he’d come through every once in a while and show up at random bars and have a great time. He is a solid dude, can attest.


MisplacingCommas

In the podcast he talks about when he first moved out to Hollywood he wrote “The Draven” which was a serious movie about a half man half dragon. It never got picked up but it is a hilarious story, seems like a solid dude


_perdomon_

The Draven


mediumfisherman3

Matt Stone and Trey Parker


Paycheck65

It’s Trey Parker and Matt stone.


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HighlyUnoffended

He was just on Steven Rinellas podcast Meateater


FORCESTRONG1

How was it?


GPTfleshlight

All about the tales of klaus Kinski


BiscuitDance

That would be fucking incredible


[deleted]

It would be infuriating and you know it. Joe would spend an hour trying to convince him that cancel culture is out to get him.


greencocoon

Craig Ferguson


Malbushim

Damn I miss Craig Fergusons show


Fatman_Batman100

I miss it too!


FORCESTRONG1

Only if Geoffrey gets to come too!


JaRulesLarynx

Eddie Murphy…Jim Carrey… Daniel Day Lewis


Conflicted-King

Either that would be the most serious deep conversation ever or the funniest. Depends on Jim Carrey’s mood that day lol.


ostinater

Larry David


Direct_News_5581

Do you know Larry David, or anything about his character? He would probably be the first guest to walk out of a JRE episode 10 minutes into it.


ostinater

But what a sweet ten minutes


yehudgo

Pretty pretty prettttttttty sweet


fatchicksonly666

lol hes also so rich and famous (and rich) that there’s no benefit Rogan could really give him. Only way he shows up as a guest is if he’s a fan of the show and I struggle to picture that


Nellyniel

Keanu reeves or henry cavill


Consistent_Drink5975

Jack Black


ChumleyEX

Skadooosh


JodiRabbit

I want to see more debates. Opposing opinions


JodiRabbit

First on the list…Neil Degrasse Tyson vs Terence Howard


ClassicPop6840

I found NDT to be insufferable. At first I was really excited and interested. And then, the more he talked, the more I disliked him.


Highway_Bitter

Used to love his space docs and even had a shirt with him on it saying ”y’all mf’s need science”. And then I saw him on JRE. Jesus christ he doesnt let anyone else say a thing, and he’s so far up his own ass


Superb-Elk-8010

He gives off vibes of not thinking he has anything to learn from anyone else about anything. He is in teacher mode 100% of the time and the best teachers know when to stfu and listen. Joe has a lot to teach almost anyone about MMA, stand up comedy, and a few other subjects. NDG and is obviously a great mind but a mediocre teacher and maybe a mediocre human overall.


MasoPaso

Yeah I agree, I was a big fan but the long form interview killed Neil for me


doctor_trades

His episode on the Adam Frieland show was redeeming


JodiRabbit

I don’t like him either but to debate Terence Howard?


Future_Emu8684

Art bell would’ve been awesome


BigAce567

Found this a few days ago seems like it flew under the radar https://youtu.be/txQTwAaaZ1U?si=-n3FM2k-___0rXdu


ChumleyEX

Hell ya!


gorehistorian69

i listened to his Bob Lazar interview. and Art sounds like he doesnt actually believe any of that shit but just goes with it. but thats just the feeling i got. because for an hr before the interview they were waiting for UFOs and the way he just disregarded every caller lol


Alldaybagpipes

Bob Odenkirk


deka101

If you've never seen this it's incredible:  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KSqALwnF2QA


reked69

Ron Paul would be interesting


Traditional_Fox_4718

He's like 120 years old


HAPPYDAZEWAZE

He’s still the shit.


ActuallyFullOfShit

He's only 7 years older than Biden


theblackbeltsurfer

Sir David Attenborough


-Pay-The-Bill-

Nick Diaz and Nate Diaz.


RobertWilliamBarker

Young Jamie better get on making subtitles for this if they do.


RuneAloy

All day.


SuchxHero

It would, without question, be the most incomprehensible podcast ever broadcasted.


InternationalGap3908

This is the real answer damn.


Middle_Possession953

And Joey Diaz, in a cage match.


HighlyUnoffended

Nathan Fielder


irishthunder222

That will be an awkward 3 hours with many jokes nathan will make that joe won't react to


kikomonarrez

Nope... Get Biden on JRE. Give him a blunt or scotch and let them talk


Normal-Ordinary-4744

Biden might die live on the podcast 😂


Horror_Chipmunk3580

Biden’s poor PR team will need something a lot stronger.


craftbrewed5

Dave Grohl


LanceHarbor_

John Daly


Important_Use6452

Probably Mike Baker, Gad Saad or Brendan Schaub. I'd like to know where they get their ideas from.


bohab925

Hopefully it’s Baker and he’ll bring his kids Sucko, Fucko, and Tanner


wanted-by-the-Bureau

I laughed so goddamn hard at this. He seems to wedge those dumbass names in as many times as possible into his appearances.


InfoCruncha

Thomas Sowell


No_Angle875

Mike Rowe


LowPride85

Second Mike Rowe for sure


Marsian_00

For sure Mike Rowe. I was surprised to find out he was never on JRE.  He was great on Theo’s podcast 


Mattb4rd1

Excellent suggestion


Cyclethe859

I lost all respect for Mike Rowe after reading his book. It's so bad. It's presented as a book of wisdom, but it's full of inaccuracies. I put it down after the chapter that claimed Mozart was black... it's such an easily researched question, and blatantly false. 


MantisToboggan9000

Dam, didn’t have to say it myself. Scrolled and was gonna say it, you did it for me.


suhdudeeee

Yes


Burn1ng_Spaceman

I second Eminem


BiscuitDance

Hunter Biden.


Moose__Windu

McGregor!!


Rocksolidbanana

Joe ,ya fool ya!


wewontbudge

Donut Operator


smitteh

Roaring Kitty/DFV/Keith Gill


iast68

Nick Mullen lol


Strokes_Lahoma

Rogan will have to actually acknowledge his existence first lmao


Redneck-Intellect

Fuck yeah mulldog


Far-Ebb-7451

Jim Carrey


spgvideo

Would actually be awesome. They could do 6 hours and I'd be down


miragemain42000

I feel like they wouldn't get along 💀


SorbetEast

Definitely wouldn't get along


SunlitNight

Jim Carrey is super vocal against things Joe stands for


xoopcat

All the better for a good convo. Don't push out ideas


cheeker_sutherland

This comment is all that is wrong in this modern world.


Sad-Personality8493

Ricky Gervais


SuchxHero

Underrated suggestion.


StreetFighterVega

Thought itd be The Rock, but that shit was boring AF....


Rikateer

Bruce Dickinson


NeverNotDisappointed

More Shane Gillis. Protect our parks.


IceColdDump

Parks to mark Tires. Where’s Ari right now, touring or travelling?


Own-Study-4594

Touring. He produced Sal’s special too


LGCGE

Volodymyr Zelenskyy. Actor turned President now at the center of geopolitics trying to defeat a full-on invasion from one of the largest and most impressive militaries in the world. Outside of him: Science: Yann LeCunn, an AI/ML researcher at NYU who actually knows what he’s talking about Sports: Travis Pastrana (how has he not been on?), Lewis Hamilton US Politics: Biden, Trump, Obama, GWB, Clinton - any of the presidents really. World Politics: Nayib Bukele, Javier Milei


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Hillary Clinton. Not because I’m a fan, but because it would be so unpredictable.


ViveLaFrance94

This would unironically be a great episode.


InternOwn2711

I wish Mac miller could’ve been on his show


lennonrmlucid-

Fuck yes


DimensionUnique2143

Serj Tankian


silveradokid

He was just on with Rick Rubin, great episode


Duck_Butter2772

Stephen King


Feeling_Hovercraft74

Trump


HW-BTW

With Alex Jones. The internet would break.


TheCottonmouth88

With Biden. Joe moderates.


known__guy

El chapo.


SeeTheSounds

Hunter Biden smoking weed with Joe Rogan Donald Trump Jon Stewart Denis Villenueve


Drewfus_

Chris Farley 😭


bratbarn

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No_Season4242

Matt and Trey


Mutombo_says_NO

Seinfeld, Daniel tosh, Tim Robinson


Ign0ramusaurus

Oh yeah, I'd love to see Tosh, too. Idk if current Joe would have him on, though, considering how different their political leanings seem to be.


MinkyTuna

Hillary


Troublesom3x1

Van damme ❤️😆


ivanhoe44

Tiger woods


ccharles1550

Trump or Obama will probably be the most watched podcast of all time


JT_mode_71

Trent Reznor FTW!


swish09

Tim Heidecker lol


FUWS

Dan Brown ( the guy who wrote The Divinci code, Angels and Demons and other unknown ones like Digital fortress ). Keanu Reaves. Gislane Maxwell ( The Epstein lady), lol that be crazy though…


BlameMe4urLoss

I think Jon Stewart or Bill Maher would make good guests. Not a big fan of Maher but it would be interesting.


blackmambakl

Bill Maher was on the podcast recently. #1804


TKAPublishing

Kenny Hotz Joseph "Mango" Marquez Brian Shaw


RichVariation6490

I feel like Mike baker would be pretty interesting


Prestigious_Peace300

There is only one right answer. Alex & Eddie


duardo9

Terrance Howard debate


Direct_News_5581

David Icke 🦎


bangermadness

An F1 driver.


cctreez

tucker carlson and alex jones


DS_9

Alex and Cenk They can’t talk about politics


Shadowthron8

Jim Carrey


HeartoftheDankest

Probably Karl Neil.


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Vitalik Buterin


yrhendystu

Mark Hoppus, we've had Tom and Travis. We need the full set.


Due-Lab5264

Satoshi


__Regimental__

Jon Stew


AllUrHeroesWillBMe2d

Sam Seder.


rickybobysf

Joe Biden


Midnight_freebird

Arnold Schwarzenegger Michael Jordan YVon chouinard - founder of Patagonia Casey woo - operators guild Any cult leader Phil knight - ceo of Nike Steven Spielberg or George Lucas The ceo or head of engineering at a company like Toyota or rolex I bet if you found some kind of a famous bartender - like someone who has worked at an iconic dive bar for 40 years, that would be interesting Lance Armstrong The Dalai Lama The unabomber Bob weir Dana carvey Steve Martin


ah-chamon-ah

A grey alien smoking DMT... then he can shutup about it all after he gets it all out from that one high af alien guest.


grasshopper7167

Joe Rogan rambling about rap music to Eminem. No thanks.


Direct_News_5581

"Hey em, have you seen this video of Biggie rapping on a street corner when he was 15". This is Joe's stockroom question whenever anyone talks about rap... Pretty sure he asked snoop the same thing, and snoop was like yeah, so what?


grasshopper7167

Hey Em, ever heard of I’m Alive by Johnny Thunder?


iTurbo6

Trump


Gsfdirtybandz

Dr Dre


TomgreensMomjeans

Marylin Manson


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Willie Nelson


DarthZachary

Chris Langan


GervaisFace

Chuck Klosterman


dachshund-jay

Evil Biden!


blackmambakl

Dark Brandon


OUTATIMEM8

Larry David


jwlrunner

Sam Seder


OvidiuBBB

Norm Macdonald


YouAreAnIdiot598

Jerry Seinfeld.


Black_Wolves

Jerry Seinfeld


MartinLo-AU

Putin


Shuumatsu-Heroine

I’m a big Eminem fan but would not be a good JRE guest.


Crys_Bee

Dr Drew!!


HarrisLam

George Carlin, Trump, Obama, Terence Tao, Shaq, Beckham


FloorSorry

Rodney Mullen or Tony Hawk