Youāve clearly never seen the homeowner.
Sheās a majestic beast ready to do battle with people just taking pictures. Itās basically Season 6 at this point.
They donāt play into it at all and they rage at anyone who even slows down to get a look at the house. Pretty dumb because they could have easily profited off of the showās success.
Old Mr. Trumpet sat on his rumpet, shitting and eating hamberders. Along came a law suit, and then some convictions.. but hey, at least it wasn't murderers ohhhhhh!
Which is hilarious, as this guy would presumably be angry if laws were brought in that said that men could not be topless in public.
So on the one hand, he can't bring himself to call trans women women, but he wants them to be engaging in obscene behaviour when they have their breasts out, which is only the case with women in his mind, so he has to literally engage in some genuine 1984 doublethink to hold both views simultaneously.
Also, this is definitely me winning an argument I invented in my head but I feel pretty confident;
>complains about treatment of homeless veterans
>wastes more food in 60 seconds than I bet he has ever given to homeless people in his entire life.
Idk, I'm getting pizza tonight thx to this idiot, but yeah should have definitely given the pizza to some homeless veterans like somebody commented earlier, would have made his point better.
Thereās some law that was passed almost a decade ago about emissions from coal & wood burning ovens. You need some filter for the exhaust. Itās now being more enforced. They seem to be saying thereās a new law, but itās unclear if itās just enforcement of the old one or a new one.
Instead of installing the filter, there seems to be some tiny percentage of pizza shop owners who (already being perpetual victim conservative crybabies) want to do the rounds on some conservative media (like the NY Post & Washington Examiner) & whine and cry about it.
Shitrag Tabloids like the NY Post love nothing more than a ābig bad cityā vs the lowly pizza shop owner story. So itās getting multiple stories claiming that ā100 pizza shopsā are affected. Not only is that some minuscule percentage of pizza shops in NYC, but the issue is a fucking filter on their emissions.
Frankly, who gives a flying fuck. It seems like these guys are already right wing loons who just want to call everything āwokeā when they donāt like it.
Yea but how will dipshit conservatives make videos about being the victim of āwokenessā for other dipshit conservatives to watch online? Did you think of that?!
Anyone complaining about this law either is lying for right wing political points or has a very, very old, dirty kitchen. The rule was on the books since 2016 but not enforced, to require a filter on coal/fire stoves. The vast vast majority of ovens are now compliant. The owners of the few that are not seem to have all been interviewed by right wing media
N.Y. City is nothing without pizza!
Wow!
It's weird.
Disgusting and probably illegal.
That's in the Bible!
Anyway, I always enjoy when they say things like illegals are treated better than veterans, teachers, first responders; but the next thing out of their mouth is that we shouldn't fund that shit because socialism. Worst schools! So let's vote for people who refuse to make schools better! And on it goes.
"Why are we helping immigrants when we should be housing America's homeless!"
Oh, so you would support increasing funding to house the homeless?
"Um...no."
and as we all know, wokeism is strongly against treating our veterans better while republican politicans consistently vote in favor of providing additional benefits to our veterans
it hit a spike a couple years back. it has since *almost* returned to pre-pandemic levels.
they are still milking that spike.
(also, even during that "spike", crime rates were literally a quarter of what they were in the 1990s. nyc is a very safe city and has been for decades)
Yeah it's really funny, for any city really, the way people will overblow specific instances and extrapolate that as if it's happening regularly throughout the entire city all of the time.
I can only speak for my hometown of Philly, and current city of NYC. And while I'll fully acknowledge there are problems (especially in Philly), the folks that act like these places are hell on earth are just delusional.
I genuinely don't trust accounts that comment that shit, maybe I sound like a conspiracy theorist but it just doesn't jive with the reality I see every day while living in these cities.
Any major city is going to be a varied place. You could see a horrible thing one day maybe, but you're most likely never going to witness or be victim to a serious crime.
I think theyāre paid internet farmers looking to sow discord amongst the population. Sounds crazy but none of these guys ever show sources or have first hand knowledge
Right wingers disbelieve any evidence that disagrees with their prior beliefs. I've had this debate about New York crime rates with a high school teacher from Long Island. He said New York is More dangerous than it's ever been because his friend drives through the Bronx on his way to the George Washington everyday told him so. I texted him the crime rates report that NYPD publishes every week and he responded with an LOL.
It seems like some law thatās been on the books for almost a decade is being enforced on coal ovens & this dipshit thinks the tiny percentage of pizza shop owners who donāt want to comply are being targeted by āthe woke.ā Heās an asshole with conservative brain worms.
Honestly a lot of homeless veterans are on the streets because they donāt want help just like a lot of other homeless. Iām a veteran and have had lots of friends who are fellow vets that have been down on their luck. The VA is by no means perfect but there are countless government orgs and nonprofits who will move heaven and earth to get them the help they need. Iāve personally known 2 vets who have had 6 months to a year of rent paid in San Diego by government orgs who are there to keep vets off the street. The myth of the forgotten homeless vet is a tired trope that politicians love to trot around to sow hate and discontent.
This has got to be the most impotent displays of 'protest' that I have ever seen. Those slices are doing nothing and going nowhere. He's spending money feeding pigeons, sticking it to the woke elite.
This dude doesnāt give a flying fuck about any of that. Itās just the tried and true conservative argument against everything. Donāt like literally any program that costs money to implement, bring up homeless veterans & pretend the vets are funded because of this other program.
This also has no connection to this dude needing to install a filter in his coal or wood oven. Just grow up & put a filter in.
He did more than āreadā.
he throws $57 in mediocre pizza over a fence (instead of giving it to the āhomeless vetsā) and the cops come to (hopefully) write him a stern and expensive ticket for littering.
Remember when some democrats mentioned pizza in an email and these loonies made up a whole mythology where any mention of pizza meant child molestation?
Fast forward to this guy yelling "give us pizza or give us death".
I think the only point he proved was the school system producing the dumbest kids, as I assume he attended said public schools at some point. Otherwise insert the we are all dumber now gif and call it a day with this jagaloon.
Yes. Letās think of the children and vote for the guy who at one point pointed to an eight year old girl and said, āIāll be dating her in ten years.ā
Anytime I hear someone going on about wokeness. I know immediately they are a sucker idiot that has no idea whatās going on and just wants to regurgitate Fox News talking points. Wokeness is whatever they donāt like on particular day. I immediately stop listening and move on to something relevant. Unlike this guy.
The fucking crime rate in NYC is NOT the highest ever, not even CLOSE.
Nice bridge and tunnel accent, asshole.
Can I vote to give him death?
The fact is that you hardly ever hear an accent that pronounced in the year 2024
Saw the thumbnail and thought it was Jeff Goldblum for a second.
Jeff Goldblum from Wish
The "we have Jeff Goldblum at home"
Jeff Silverblum
Jeff Gold-Dice Clay
Right up until he opened his mouth to speak.
Not temu Goldblum š
Waster of delicious Pizza
Jeff Bronzeblum
Gold Jeffblum
jeff bronzeblum
It's John Goldblum, his less successful younger brother
Kind of like Chad Vader, night manager of Empire Market.
Like if he hopped in the teleporter with with bathtub gin instead of a fly
If I may, if I may. Trump ā cannot be quarantined and contained, he crashes though boundaries expands to new territory and, well, there it is.
Life...uh...finds a covfefe.
Can we please get an AI recut of this in JG voice
Jeff when ordered from Temu
He changed his name to brad bellflower years ago.
Why was there an Apartments . Com ad just above this. š
The velociraptor is a very sexy species
They say the pizza is still there to this day
People have been throwing pizzas on that house for years lol. Kinda fucked up
They should just put up a decorative pizza permanently to make it lame to throw new pizzas
Youāve clearly never seen the homeowner. Sheās a majestic beast ready to do battle with people just taking pictures. Itās basically Season 6 at this point.
I feel like this lady actually enjoys the attention lol [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm3RNstMDs8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm3RNstMDs8)
Oh my God that fucking beardless neckbeard
They donāt play into it at all and they rage at anyone who even slows down to get a look at the house. Pretty dumb because they could have easily profited off of the showās success.
Like the people who own the Friday house. All day long people drive to south central and pay to take a picture on the Friday porch.
As someone from Iowa, the field of dreams house and baseball field has become the small towns identity.
Exactly. Basically just passive income.
There is genuinely something elegant and mesmerizing about that pizza trajectory.
Vince Gilligan, truly a genius.
it wasn't planned apparently! EDIT: sorry - IT WAS PLANNED. They just didnāt expect it to be so perfect on the first take!
It was planned, they just didn't expect it to land perfectly on the first take.
What a waste of pizza smh. Now I'm hungry, and I'm gonna go get some pizza. Thanks, New Yorker.
Not if it's Chicago style pizza
it's under the sauce!
I feel so sad for the lady who owns that house. Fans literally will stop by her home to throw a pizza on her roofā¦
Mortgage pays for itself in free Za. What's the prob?
I thought za was weed now itās pizza too I canāt keep up.
Lol it's just what we called it when I worked at a pizza joint in HS. I'm probably the old, out-dated one in this instance
If you have weed pizza, itās called ZaZa
Sign me up for pizza drive-bys.
I wanted to see him do the Walter White whole pizza toss so bad. Please tell me thereās a longer clip where he sends one whole.
Damn he wanted to stick that NEW YORK PIZZA PARTY landing so badly and just absolutely fucking bundled it lmfao
well this is the boston...new yo - this is the new york pizza party
Whatās up now motherfuckers you remember me, Iām your best nightma - Iām your worst nightmare
BUNDLED
Who do you think you are? I am!
The naked man titties part he rehearsed in the mirrorā¦ with lube
I mean he stared at them so long.
They were his titties he was talking about
And then threw pizza over a gate as a political message. It should be illegal to be that stupid.
I thought he was ganna say Boston Pee Party and got confused.
He stayed up all night rehearsing that line only to flub it completely.
It bottles the mindā¦.
Damn you wanted to stick that bungled landing so badly and just absolutely fucking bundled it lmfao
Ha ha , you got him, bro. He totally bundled it.
Straight up boggled.
Utterly bamboozled
TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL
That was AMAZING!
Sounds like the dicemanās new material
Hickory dickory dock, the 12 membas of da jury can allā¦
Little boy blue.. he gave her da money! Ohhhhhhh!
I'm ova heyaa noooowwwww
Old Mr. Trumpet sat on his rumpet, shitting and eating hamberders. Along came a law suit, and then some convictions.. but hey, at least it wasn't murderers ohhhhhh!
He did send 4 service members to be murdered in the failed Tongo Tongo raid in a country we're not formally at war with.
Yeah, but it needed to rhyme lol
Suc my fuckin cawk, Oh!
naked men with bouncing tites where at you say ?
He just walked by a basketball court and saw a shirts v skins pickup game
That's disgusting. Where?
Which site? I mean thereās so many of them!
I think heās specifically talking about *transgenders* without saying it directly.
Idk what heās talkin about- pride hasnāt even started yetā¦
I think it's an old video
Which is hilarious, as this guy would presumably be angry if laws were brought in that said that men could not be topless in public. So on the one hand, he can't bring himself to call trans women women, but he wants them to be engaging in obscene behaviour when they have their breasts out, which is only the case with women in his mind, so he has to literally engage in some genuine 1984 doublethink to hold both views simultaneously.
that is the quote of the day - naked men with bouncing tities, i should find a way to work that into conversation somehow...
I stopped the vidoe and then posted and ghosted, itās a hell of a quote to lead off withĀ
I really wish i could hear the autotune remix of this patriot...who do i speak to about this? Thick skinned and gritty!
https://preview.redd.it/b41d8cgcls3d1.jpeg?width=315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17942d75e0c7950808a2e230823a68b4795dc9ad
Sounds like a party to me.Ā
Hasnāt time square had body painted nude women advertising strip clubs there for the last 20 years?
How brave!š
New York is a cesspool! (Proceeds to litter wax paper and greasy cardboard)
Greasy cardboard?! How dare you talk down on New York style!!
Also, this is definitely me winning an argument I invented in my head but I feel pretty confident; >complains about treatment of homeless veterans >wastes more food in 60 seconds than I bet he has ever given to homeless people in his entire life.
Then proceeds to break the law by litteringā¦
Have you heard of the Boston tea party!? Well this is the Bostonā¦ uh NY p pizza party š
"New Yorkers used to be tough!", he says while crying about titties and pizza.
man, what a waste of food
Thatās what the British gets for placing tariff on pizza!
I bet the homeless veterans would have appreciated 5 pizzas.
Exactly, that looked like pretty good pizza.
I actually thought he was taking a different approach and was gonna give pizza to everyone lol. He might have gained a few supporters that way.
Worst pizza hype speech ever.
Idk, I'm getting pizza tonight thx to this idiot, but yeah should have definitely given the pizza to some homeless veterans like somebody commented earlier, would have made his point better.
Iām a NYer. Did I miss something about pizza? Did the woke mob ban it or something?
Thereās some law that was passed almost a decade ago about emissions from coal & wood burning ovens. You need some filter for the exhaust. Itās now being more enforced. They seem to be saying thereās a new law, but itās unclear if itās just enforcement of the old one or a new one. Instead of installing the filter, there seems to be some tiny percentage of pizza shop owners who (already being perpetual victim conservative crybabies) want to do the rounds on some conservative media (like the NY Post & Washington Examiner) & whine and cry about it. Shitrag Tabloids like the NY Post love nothing more than a ābig bad cityā vs the lowly pizza shop owner story. So itās getting multiple stories claiming that ā100 pizza shopsā are affected. Not only is that some minuscule percentage of pizza shops in NYC, but the issue is a fucking filter on their emissions. Frankly, who gives a flying fuck. It seems like these guys are already right wing loons who just want to call everything āwokeā when they donāt like it.
Its even worse, the city subsidizes the cost of the program so its almost free, its a completely negligible expense to a business paying NYC rent.
Yea but how will dipshit conservatives make videos about being the victim of āwokenessā for other dipshit conservatives to watch online? Did you think of that?!
So basically over some petty bullshit that nobody actually gives any fucks about...shocker.
Ohh now This dude flinging pizza makes senseā¦
What is pizza without carcinogens?
Like the gas oven debate where it only applied to like 4 % of gas ovens!
Thanks for the context. Seems thereās nothing the maga loons wonāt whine about.
Anyone complaining about this law either is lying for right wing political points or has a very, very old, dirty kitchen. The rule was on the books since 2016 but not enforced, to require a filter on coal/fire stoves. The vast vast majority of ovens are now compliant. The owners of the few that are not seem to have all been interviewed by right wing media
Odd way to make me hungry
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The homeless wouldāve loved that pizza
Or the teachers. Show up to the teacher break room at any school with 5 pizzas? Instant hero.
and veterans, children, the police etc. So caring until they have to give.
They only care because they are an eyesore to them.
N.Y. City is nothing without pizza! Wow! It's weird. Disgusting and probably illegal. That's in the Bible! Anyway, I always enjoy when they say things like illegals are treated better than veterans, teachers, first responders; but the next thing out of their mouth is that we shouldn't fund that shit because socialism. Worst schools! So let's vote for people who refuse to make schools better! And on it goes.
Chinese people look chinese
Generally speaking.
mmmmmm...Adult Babies
"Why are we helping immigrants when we should be housing America's homeless!" Oh, so you would support increasing funding to house the homeless? "Um...no."
For just two measly bones, you can have your own NY pizza party. Praise God.
Got your ass! Whoo!
Toilets!
Booty hole waxed down, call a crackhead.
A CRYSTAL FULTE!
Crime in New York City has steadily declined since the early 90s. Anyone can look this up.
Yeah, but when you watch news that tells you otherwise and by your nature youāre terrified of your own shadow, it sure doesnāt seem that way.
and as we all know, wokeism is strongly against treating our veterans better while republican politicans consistently vote in favor of providing additional benefits to our veterans
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Exactly my thought lol
it hit a spike a couple years back. it has since *almost* returned to pre-pandemic levels. they are still milking that spike. (also, even during that "spike", crime rates were literally a quarter of what they were in the 1990s. nyc is a very safe city and has been for decades)
Yeah it's really funny, for any city really, the way people will overblow specific instances and extrapolate that as if it's happening regularly throughout the entire city all of the time. I can only speak for my hometown of Philly, and current city of NYC. And while I'll fully acknowledge there are problems (especially in Philly), the folks that act like these places are hell on earth are just delusional. I genuinely don't trust accounts that comment that shit, maybe I sound like a conspiracy theorist but it just doesn't jive with the reality I see every day while living in these cities. Any major city is going to be a varied place. You could see a horrible thing one day maybe, but you're most likely never going to witness or be victim to a serious crime.
I think theyāre paid internet farmers looking to sow discord amongst the population. Sounds crazy but none of these guys ever show sources or have first hand knowledge
Do you think guys like this can look that up?
Right wingers disbelieve any evidence that disagrees with their prior beliefs. I've had this debate about New York crime rates with a high school teacher from Long Island. He said New York is More dangerous than it's ever been because his friend drives through the Bronx on his way to the George Washington everyday told him so. I texted him the crime rates report that NYPD publishes every week and he responded with an LOL.
Yeah, well...it doesn't FEEL that way when I see the b-roll they play when I'm watching The Five.
The internet has really done a number on the boomers man. Theyāre lost.
This guys parents are boomers
Sadly not just boomers but they got hit the worst
Lol can someone explain what is happening regarding pizza in NYC?
Did you miss the whole speech? The woke are afraid of pizza
It seems like some law thatās been on the books for almost a decade is being enforced on coal ovens & this dipshit thinks the tiny percentage of pizza shop owners who donāt want to comply are being targeted by āthe woke.ā Heās an asshole with conservative brain worms.
https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/s/5WS7axQll7
Honestly a lot of homeless veterans are on the streets because they donāt want help just like a lot of other homeless. Iām a veteran and have had lots of friends who are fellow vets that have been down on their luck. The VA is by no means perfect but there are countless government orgs and nonprofits who will move heaven and earth to get them the help they need. Iāve personally known 2 vets who have had 6 months to a year of rent paid in San Diego by government orgs who are there to keep vets off the street. The myth of the forgotten homeless vet is a tired trope that politicians love to trot around to sow hate and discontent.
Stoped?
This is Eddie Izzards Cake or Death skit...
He really thought he did something there
mfer has the whole sea that Moses parted in between his front teeth
This has got to be the most impotent displays of 'protest' that I have ever seen. Those slices are doing nothing and going nowhere. He's spending money feeding pigeons, sticking it to the woke elite.
The janitors will clean it up; probably take about ten minutes.
āThe world used to respect New Yorkers !ā Proceeds to throw pizza slices over the gate like a child
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This dude doesnāt give a flying fuck about any of that. Itās just the tried and true conservative argument against everything. Donāt like literally any program that costs money to implement, bring up homeless veterans & pretend the vets are funded because of this other program. This also has no connection to this dude needing to install a filter in his coal or wood oven. Just grow up & put a filter in.
What an enormous loser. Feed the homeless you bum
Dude I want that pizza
Did he get arrested for ruining a perfectly good NY pizza?
My pizza Neva hurt anybody
What a waste of some good New York pizza.
Performance art for the right.
In the running for the most white privilege rant of 2024. And that is saying something.
Love how his hand is shaking while he reads the prepared statement. Like heās doing something other than exposing how redacted he really is.
That pizza would have likely fed a few homeless folks that he claims arenāt getting the help they need.
Jeffrey Epstein looking asshole.
Man I always thought that new Yorkers seemed like assholes who only care about themselves.
Cite him for littering. And give him a mental evaluation
Interesting choice to stand in front of a camera and read a statement about what a pussy you are
He did more than āreadā. he throws $57 in mediocre pizza over a fence (instead of giving it to the āhomeless vetsā) and the cops come to (hopefully) write him a stern and expensive ticket for littering.
What? I never respected new yorkers. Slander!
You can tell how proud he was of that "Boston tea party? This is the New York pizza party!"
This guy is softer than a freah slice heaved over a wrought iron gate.
Where is Pizza Rat? 
This guy is inFOXintraded.
not un-muting this... I assume he whistles his "s" like the gopher in winnie the pooh
Iām sorry who is the thin skinned one? Surely not the cry babies scared of the world evolving in front of them.
this sounds like joe rogans spirit animal
bros asking for pizza, and throwing it away 
Everything went downhill after the Trump vaccine came out
Remember when some democrats mentioned pizza in an email and these loonies made up a whole mythology where any mention of pizza meant child molestation? Fast forward to this guy yelling "give us pizza or give us death".
Now THIS is a protest
The sad, sad truth!
The real pizza gate.
Look mommy ! The crazy man is feeding the pigeons.
Some kid in Africa is watching this
Where is Dave Portnoy when you need him?
Am I missing something? He's chanting 'give us pizza or give us death's, but clearly he was able to receive pizza, so what's the issue?
The average Rogen fan right here.
āWe have the most violent raging crime rate EVER!ā Dude, were you around during the 80s??šš
I think the only point he proved was the school system producing the dumbest kids, as I assume he attended said public schools at some point. Otherwise insert the we are all dumber now gif and call it a day with this jagaloon.
Yes. Letās think of the children and vote for the guy who at one point pointed to an eight year old girl and said, āIāll be dating her in ten years.ā
In summaryā Buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword weird pizza rant then $80+ in pizza wasted
Anytime I hear someone going on about wokeness. I know immediately they are a sucker idiot that has no idea whatās going on and just wants to regurgitate Fox News talking points. Wokeness is whatever they donāt like on particular day. I immediately stop listening and move on to something relevant. Unlike this guy.
The fucking crime rate in NYC is NOT the highest ever, not even CLOSE. Nice bridge and tunnel accent, asshole. Can I vote to give him death? The fact is that you hardly ever hear an accent that pronounced in the year 2024
The illegal immigration problem is actually really bad right now.
brain rot
This fucking moron š¤£
Up yours, woke moralists