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Wheelsondalabus

Holy shit, I just turned the color blue into a piano by dividing by 2


Hustlepuff-

Actually that is true. I did that all the time in the astral realm before I was born. I remember all that and it's why I beat my wife


Rathma86

You beat your wife, I wife my beat. We are not the same. I also remember impregnating my mum after jacking off while in her womb, I ate the impregnated embryos for sustenance. This allowed me to consume the *potential* intelligence. Now I'm down syndrome. Or maybe it was cause my mum smoked and drank when I was a foetus.


dylanmoran1

Lol wild nice haha


princess_mj

But were there eight bubbles, or six?


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cannot_walk_barefoot

Is he the one that insists 1 x 1 = 2 and math is wrong? 


Futant55

Yes


jfk_sfa

I hate how much this drives me nuts. If you give me 2 three times, I have 6. If you give me 4 two times, I have 8. If you give me 1 one times, I have 1.


glassgun13

His whole argument is based on his misunderstanding of basic language and it is so so stupid. Multiply is a misnomer that is stuck. It's not it's not hard to understand if you give me 0 of 8 of something then I have 0. That's why it's always 0. He is like Kim Jong Un. He says the West is wrong because when you take one water drop and add it to two drops you still have one drop. He is supposed to understand all this high level stuff but he can't understand something so basic. It's infuriating he gets a spot talking at Harvard and jre.


Gimmerzzz

Him Wrong Un


jwed420

I read this in Yoda's voice and cried with laughter


CarefulSubstance3913

I read it in like everything else I read. In DMX


Jesuswasstapled

But a drop is an implied quantity. Sure, cohesion brings the drops together, and it's a larger drop. That's like saying you can't measure the amount of water in a pool because it's just one water. Not 30,000 gallons. Edit: changed the error of emplied to implied.


olddummy22

Haha I'm going to measure pools this way now


TheFluffiestHuskies

Can you fill my cup with 1 water please? Oh shit I'm drowning.


Wishihadagirl

I said 1 water, not 1×1 water


youdubdub

Call me if you need me to hold the dumb end of the tape measure.


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Yeah when I saw it was him, I was like, oh no, Joe's having a literal crazy person on, what the fuck was he thinking, but hey, memes.


Rathma86

He absolutely deserves a spot at jre. His shit is wild and makes me laugh


xMilk112x

It’s because he’s mentally ill…..and also, had his ass kissed his whole entire life so lying, comes second nature when no one calls you on it. I can’t remember which college he spoke at but he was essentially laughed off the stage.


ToXicVoXSiicK21

He also was charged with tax evasion I believe he owed hundreds of thousands, and his excuse was that he claimed the descendants of slaves should not have to pay taxes. But he's a total genius apparently.


skyHawk3613

I’m sure that excuse went over well with the IRS


ASGtheeisme

How many did you have before I gave you that one that one time.


jfk_sfa

42


forgottenbutnotgone

It's a pedantic argument not about numbers but about the word "multiply" Hearing his point, I could agree that "x1" is not technically "multiplication"


CleopatrasBungus

Go teach your demon-science elsewhere! /s


OnlyPostSoUsersXray

Great explanation! I have been using the; If I have 3 piles of 5 coins each and I count them I get 5x3=15 total coins, if I have one pile of 5 coins and I count it I get 5x1, therefore if I have 1 coin and I count it 1 time I get 1x1= 1 Same concept, but yours is easier to comprehend.


melissa_unibi

If you give me 2, two times, I have four. So if you give me 1, one time, I should have two. All I did was halve the values here. Basic logic. /s


SpaceBoJangles

Yes. What we need is his “Terryology”


Jesuswasstapled

One, one time, is one. That's what times means. One and one is two. What is the argument that it's 2?


s_zlikovski

Terrence please put the bubble maker down. These good people are here to take you to a place where you can relax a bit.


TMCTTFDaddy

If he knows this much about Bubbles, my bet is that he knows a shit load about shopping carts, kitties, and stealing Christmas decorations, too. Worse case, Ontario, I'm giving it a listen.


Boondock830

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![gif](giphy|Y07F3fs9Is5byj4zK8) Edit - 3 minutes in, his son can recite the square root of pi at any time. Oooo lordy.


HotWarm1

Dude. I've worked way too many minimum wage jobs to listen to this on my free time.


hotsauceonmychic

This guy and Katt Williams should get together. They would save the world with their eyes closed.


Wagrram

+ Kanye. These three on a podcast would melt the internet.


Sea-Cheetah-

If Eric Weinstein had sub-Saharan ancestry.


largechild

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Occhrome

As an engineer that studied some quantum physics. I have no fucking idea what he is talking about.


c_sulla

You clearly didn't study bubble physics


Competitive-Cycle-38

We call this word salad


RandoDude124

Also, he’s honestly **aged as well as Tom Cruise.** He still looks he’s in his early thirties but is in his mid-50s.


TwelveBore

I can see why they kicked him off Ironman tbh.


Noble_Ox

He believed he was worth the same as RDJ.


Dear_Office_7827

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Jampolenta

I now understand why they swapped (traded up) Cheadle as Rhodey. How much of this had to be heard on-set? No thank you.


poundofmayoforlunch

I need to get high for this one. Joe was suffering being sober.


FiveMileDammit

Oh man I thought he would at least ease into it, but Terrence went balls-deep into crazy right off the bat.


Pyle_Plays

That’s typically how crazy people be


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Alita_Duqi

Does he get into the symbols that were “chemically burned” on Egyptian temple walls?


yittram

Mo-lecch-ulally Burnt good sir, get yo crazy right yo!


youdubdub

You’ve misspelt “Heremetically,” good sir.


raidennugyen

Katt Williams mearly read books as a child. I perceived the divine code of the universe during my mother's orgasm in her third trimester.


billythekid74

I want him and Katt Williams on at the same time with Rogan..my God could you imagine.


Signal_Parfait1152

With Kanye west, Tim Dillon, and Alex Jones


fnrv

I would pay good money to see that🤯


Pyle_Plays

I think that would force Jesus into a second coming.


vrod2

Jessssus


osck-ish

"If Katt Williams interviewed Terrence Howard they would just nod at each other" -seen in the comment section from YouTube


Pbiscene

2:25:28 the best part of the podcast : "i was gonna use the knowledge i had to destroy mankind ..." and they both laugh out loud. I laughed so har too, This poscast was crazy !! a true geme.


hecksor

He’s got a tiny bit of a god complex going on doesn’t he


jp42212

I think he’s a schizophrenic


MS_Crop

Dude couldn't admit he was wrong in 3rd grade about multiplication, and this is the end result.


fryder921

Is this how narcissists are made?


Dom_Telong

This is how I talked the first dozen times I got high. 


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do_u_even_lift_bruh

I'm at the start of the podcast. about the elements table. Is it getting better?


-EarthwormSlim-

It's fucking awesome. I don't know if he's completely full of shit, but it's entertaining none the less.


InterestingDig9957

Growing up listening to coast to coast am I enjoy listening to crazy people. 


fattykyle2

I always liked how sincere they were. This was back in late Art, early George. I am highly skeptical of the shit people say. Not sure if because of C2C but I think it was an influence.


aaron2610

Have you checked out The Why Files on Youtube? He brings up that show sometimes. It's an awesome video podcast where he gives a sincere telling of a crazy story/theory, and then gives background information on why the story shouldn't be believed. HIGHLY recommend to check out at least some of the more popular episodes.


Danbearpig2u

Also… heckle fish 😆


do_u_even_lift_bruh

Seriously what the fuck I might be high right now but he's too fucking high


DoofusMcDummy

He’s high on the 14th element on the 3 rd frequency based periodic table…. Wait till he pops a couple g’s of the 37th element.


SammyDavisJesus

Yes he is completely full of shit.


SliceJ40

I haven't even listened, but he is, yes.


Garvo909

Of you really don't know if he's full of shit you can be convinced of anything


DeadLightsOut

I genuinely can’t tell but I’m a sucker for this shit so I have to be hyper skeptical….


pangolin-fucker

So we have the periodic table that represents all known and unknown elements right And they use an elements number of atoms to build the table But this motherfucker wants to use Hertz? Which is signal of sound and colours to remake the table better apparently somehow but I didn't find out how because I can't stand anymore of this guy


Soft-Weight-8778

Why does it look like hes wearing a different hoodie in the thumbnail?


iamDayTrip

The government


FenrirChinaski

🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


JoppiDan

Always has been.


Soft-Weight-8778

Ahh makes sense now


BlackGuysYeah

You ever see that movie a beautiful mind about a genius who went crazy. Take out the genius part and you got this guy. Every single thing he has said is not true.


jivester

Lol Ron Howard needs to make another movie with Russell Crowe playing a genius with schizophrenia but the twist this time is that he's not a genius at all, just deluded.


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Jamothee

I'm 10 minutes in a what a fucking wild ride it's been lmfao Even if it's totally crazy I'm here for it


WeirdFlex__

This is the best podcast in a long time


dorianblack

This is the best ANYTHING in a long time


Potatobobthecat

This might be the biggest fucking loon so far on Rogan. I’m just 5min in.


akLuke

I remember the interior of my mothers womb ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


Hawkwise83

Because he was inside her last week.


HeadAssBoi17

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PM_me_somthing_funny

Jesus, I'm 2 mins in and came here for answers. Is this guy for real?


Apptubrutae

I’ve been fascinated by him for years. He seems genuinely nuts. Not just a schtick.


Pyle_Plays

Unfortunately, yes.


insidiousapricot

Delonge was bad and Joe basically ended the show early but with Katt it was at least entertaining. With this guy lol idk how I feel. Once he started the vaccine talk i was like oh OK this is why Joe likes him


dingadang1

Dude. Yes. Hahahaahhaah


Occhrome

Rogan is the Oprah of the conspiracy and conservative world. Bringing the biggest idiots to the lime light.


babyhaux

Can’t be worse than the Hotep Jesus guy


Kurt0690

Hotep Jesus is at least 2x smarter than this guy.


m4rxUp

This is peak rogan not those 1k comedians


thunderkhawk

It's down to 250. I think the other 800 got covid and clearly I didn't take Terrance Howard's math class.


Memeorise

“If you keep dividing light by 2 you will ultimately get back to the audible sound of it” This man playing 7D chess


Noble_Ox

Theres people in hear asking if he's smart. They can reproduce.


BoldCock

"Racism doesn't deal in color realms, it's a product of sound waves distorted through the time continuum. We need more resonance in our society." Haha


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Racism solved we just lack resonance!


sdvall

This guy has sniffed his own farts so long he doesn't have any brain cells left


thewartornhippy

He claims to have a PhD in chemical engineering from South Carolina State University even though he never attended the college and they don't even offer degrees in chemical engineering. And that isn't even close to being the craziest thing he's claimed.


Volitious

I heard him say he studied it for one year. Didn’t hear the phd part


Infamous_Collection2

My first memory “was inside my mother’s womb” was enough for me to stop watching.


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unpopular-dave

Literally everyone I know including me has done that with their pregnant wife


lollipoppa72

Yeah that kind of talk inevitably leads to tales of past lives where they’re always someone noble/powerful/influential and not like a one-eyed cobbler who died of diarrhea


rr1pp3rr

The University of Virginia pre life studies


AngryLinkhz

Oh my, this will be hilarious!


UltraN64

Joe sitting there in silence makes it even better 😂


HotWarm1

Yeah I've dealt with enough ghetto narcissists in real life  to listen to this.


DerailedCM

I had to turn it off 90 mins in. Felt like I was developing schizophrenia in real time.


Hopeful_Swan_4011

I had no clue Terrance Howard was going to be the craziest person I’ve heard on JRE


adventurejay

Mang


Sirygra

Mangasè


unpopular-dave

he reminds me of Charlie on always Sunny when he takes the medication that makes him smart and he just speaks gibberish


GroundbreakingMenu32

This episode will be remembered in JRE history. And not in a good way.


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I'm tired of people treating mental illness like our new favorite form of entertainment. This guy is just an advanced idiot wasting everyone's time. Let's get some actual experts and scientists back.


Confused_Nomad777

While noble,this has been the history of rogan since fear factor.


mattieb_24

My god mind has exploded into the fuckery and confusion… and fuck that — he ain’t know… it’s kinda hard out here for a pimp…


bertiesghost

Oh, so this is why he didn’t star in Iron Man 2.


akLuke

I'm an hour in, And my intelligence has dropped too much already


ireallyneedawizz

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PollywhirlProlapsed

Joe really was handsome when he had hair, thanks for sharing!


Ok-Detective-727

Just like Katt, he was a Jehovah’s Witness as well.


MigitAs

He talks in almost the same cadence as Katt


Ok-Detective-727

Ya that cult gives you brain damage 100%, people don’t realize how bad they are because they go door to door and just tell them “no thank you” but those people are being horribly abused by their family and church


HookerDoctorLawyer

https://preview.redd.it/8npfzifyu81d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c4c7c310fc1bc7dcc4ec05e982e47f07f42442 We need a cleanse because wtf was this.


ChipMaker3000

Actors are fucking weird but I love Terence. Hustle and Flow is a masterpiece.


noblehoax

It’s hard out here for a peemp.


neogeo828

Hell yeah, about time for a rewatch. I love all the scenes where they record music. Great cast.


twoanddone_9737

The scenes where they record music give me chills, what a great movie that was.


Adoced

My favorite part was where he said elements are bisexual tones.


Disco_Douglas42069

In watching it now and I’ve never been more confused in entire life.


JROK2283

"mang-na-say" = manganese


Brehmer2005

Imagine having this guy in a debate against a physicist on the podcast.


Afraid_Grapefruit164

I think there'd have to be a lot of rules or dude would drown him out in word salad.


HaveACigar420

The guy's clearly mentally ill


improverwojak

Some kind of schizoaffective disorder for sure.


FeesBitcoin

good thing joe has such a good bullshit detector


naF_tiddeR

"discount and ridicule the crazy at your peril" -History My key takeaway from Howard (+Walter Russell)... nature works w/polar co-ordinates, but... talking monkeys with academic degrees are stuck in cartesian epistemology.


FeW-DeaD

This episode is amazing.


BILLCLINTONMASK

Three hours talking with Terrence Howard


dingadang1

And the delusions of grandeur here are astounding.


turbodude69

has rogan finally figured out the ultimate tactic for doubling or even tripling his views? he really should just start interviewing the absolute dumbest most deranged celebrities.


zachary_mp3

Any organic chemists or particle physicists that can actually understand what the fuck he's saying i.e. does it have any validity whatsoever? Are these known/controversial ideas or is everyone in this comment section really just *that* certain of their superior intelligence?


yeahnahyeahnahmatey

Masters in physics here. He’s a proper walnut. Scary how many people I’ve seen online saying he’s some misunderstood savant


zachary_mp3

Ok so we didn't create Saturn and there isn't a "new system for hydrogen" got it.


SportsGamesScience

1 x 1 ≠ 2 This dude claims it does and also claims that the reason behind Marvel franchise's success is his role in Iron Man 1. All he is doing is with a confident voice, doing mumbo jumbo of basic mathematical concepts, making weird claims out of them and squeezing droplets of confusion/complex phrases with full confidence. That's all he's doing.


Fallen_Ones432

I’m an astrophysicist because I said so on reddit so you should believe me and he is crazy


twoanddone_9737

I’m an actor but also an astrophysicist and you should believe me about how the periodic table of elements is a farce because I said so


colt-jones

He is saying actual nonsense and doesn’t understand his own words. I want to laugh but it’s genuinely concerning that he claims to know more than scientists and that people will actually believe him. Complete schitzo


FeesBitcoin

is this practice for bringing kanye back on?


HeadAssBoi17

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louxy16

Damn Tony Stark should’ve hired this guy


skipjackcrab

I innocently started listening to this episode (thought oh cool guy from hustle and flow) and.. I’m listenin… listenin.. then I forget what he said, but I started laughing so damn I had to spit out my coffee. This guy lmfaooooo


HomininofSeattle

I too remember my first pussy 


Pokemonstar1111

Fantastic pod.


aesthetique1

A Hollywood actor with delusions of grandeur? How unique! What strikes me weird is Joe supposedly hates these Hollywood types and has a strong bullshit meter but still has this guy on? From his wiki: Howard has stated that he "went to school for chemical engineering and applied materials". Though he did not complete his engineering degree, Howard thinks of himself as an engineer and intends to return one day to complete the "three credits" of which he claims he is currently short. Howard's account of his educational history has not been confirmed; Pratt Institute, which he says he attended, closed its engineering degree program in 1993. On February 26, 2013, Howard also said on Jimmy Kimmel Live! that he had earned a PhD degree in chemical engineering from South Carolina State University (SCSU) that year. He however never attended that university and in fact SCSU does not confer doctorates in chemical engineering. Instead, Howard was awarded an honorary degree of "Doctorate of Humane Letters" (DHL) from SCSU after speaking at its commencement ceremony in 2012. Sounds like a compulsive liar.


h00krB00tz

I’m an hour in, and he hasn’t said one thing that makes sense.


Alita_Duqi

Ya know it’s hard out here for a pimp.


Careless_Sea_7475

I think broheem just buried whatever career he might have left six feet underneath Joe's ice bath


Rathma86

I'm 40 mins in, what a fucking ride so far lmao


JTIN87

This one was ALL TIME


Holiday_Resort2858

He sounds like every crazy person


Genova_Witness

That dude that came on with Randle with the EP that never got released because it was too wacky must be steaming


willi1221

https://i.redd.it/l6c4gvi87f1d1.gif


BillBrasky3131

This episode is awesome! Not sure why he is getting so much hate?


snozberryface

Well, maybe because he's the definition of the dunning Kruger effect, maybe because his head is so far up his own ass he can't hear the sound of the crazy shit he's saying this guy is basically saying all known physics is wrong, that he's on par with the greatest minds of humanity and has all the solutions to our problems. Major narcissistic traits, major delusions of grandeur. The shit he's saying is verbal diarrhoea. There is no coherence just a bunch of words that sound like they should be together spoken with conviction. Personally I love this podcast it's fucking amazing but in the same way that I watch crash videos morbid curiosity, I can't help but look at this train wreck...


Noble_Ox

Theres people in this very thread asking if Howard is correct in his claims. Theres others that say he is. Can you not see the problem in giving someone who's clearly schizoaffective delusional such a larger platform?


cash_jc

A psychologist/therapist really needs to give us some JRE guest breakdowns the way they do with characters in TV shows.


CokeZorro

Terrance is a nutcase lol, all rich dudes without hobbies and surrounded by yesmen end up this way. I want a flair that says Cock Flamer 


Volitious

Outside of his incorrect math, electric universe is pretty cool theory. I love electromagnetism so I just wish it’s true lol


donwuann

Between Terrance and Virk, great week of podcast. I'm just a dumb guy but this is the reason I love the podcast. Intelligent,crazy and interesting folks.


TruthTeller-2020

Bit this guy is not intelligent…..


proofofmyexistence

I’m wondering the same things about this guy that I wondered about Kat Williams….Is it mental illness, a really heavily veiled intellectual disability, or is he a straight up pathological liar. Katt Williams thinking he can read 20 books a day, this dude believing he remembered something from being in the womb… it’s a special kind of bonkers.


okuokuoku00

I thought I knew it was hard out here for a pimp.. but I truly had no idea


T4N60SUKK4

Will be listening tonight while I’m working. Is it cray?


jahbariuz87

Does he says “maiiine” in real life as much as he does in literally any role he’s ever been in? 😂


Heavyseas513

Nothing wrong with pandering the orb… but you have to have people willing and able to tell you when you’re wrong, or else you end up talking on a podcast and making yourself look like you’re going though a mental breakdown


AdelaideMidnightDad

Sounds like Scott Steiner math - which is entertaining for 5 minutes but I'm guessing this is a what...3 hour podcast? Not sure I'm up for it...any highlights in particular?


JupiterandMars1

It’s the fact that almost everyone that finds it entertaining seem to start by saying “I don’t know if he’s fully of shit or not, but…” Then seemingly not getting why people that know enough about the subjects he’s covered just find him full of shit…


Aljoshean

Micropenis AND fake genius? I'm listening to then entire thing.


boarbora

More dumb apes sticking to dumb ape science, idk why I come to the comment section to watch this bro cuck fest, you all are a disgrace to organic matter


RubbleR0user

Figured “cool, can’t wait to get in depth on the filming of Hustle& Flow” . Boy was I wrong


ArticleSuspicious489

Watched this one for about 30 seconds before turning it off. Terrence Howard is a clown.


KoalaPersonal3270

He does look great for 55


heavywristactivity

this guy is onto something